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magicandmundane · 15 days
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Rex: Hey boys, I could really use your help with—
Hunter, napping on the beach: Retired.
Rex: Seriously—
Crosshair, sipping a margarita: Retired.
Rex: Would you just consider—
Wrecker, playing volleyball with the baby regs: Retired.
Echo: *glares*
Hunter, Wrecker, and Crosshair: Retired.
Rex: Omega?
Omega, shrugging: Sure, I’m always down to kick some Imperial ass.
Hunter, Wrecker, and Crosshair: *grumbling, putting their armor back on*
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Ahsoka: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Anakin, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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tattycoram · 2 months
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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in
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themistymountainscold · 2 months
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omega: *showing off batcher*
omega: can we keep her?
wrecker: hunter’s allergic
crosshair: hunter can stay outside
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bbygirl-obi · 8 months
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obi-wan, screaming at anakin mid battle: ibic cuyir an jorcu be gar!! anakin, sighing: yeah i know cody: when did you learn mando'a????? anakin: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language obi-wan speaks.
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kara-ct · 9 months
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Cody : *Waking up at 3am because a comlink rings* ... Yes?
Anakin :... Cody?
Cody: General Skywalker? Is there a problem?
Anakin: No...
Cody: You need me for something?
Anakin : No...
Cody: So why did you call me at 3am?
Anakin: I didn't. Why did you respond to Obi-Wan's comlink?
Cody : What...?
Anakin :... Is Obi-Wan with you? At 3am? What does that mean?!
Cody : That's not what you think, sir! We were... He was...
Anakin : Obi-Wan, you're just a stupid hypocrite!
Obi-Wan: *wakes up because of the noise * What?
Cody : We can explain!
Anakin: Obi-Wan! The last time I asked Rex to work at this time to help me with the paperwork, you berated me for hours! But you're doing the same thing with Cody!
Obi-Wan : *always half asleep* Paperwork? Where?
Cody : Paperwork! We are guilty! We were working. Nothing else. You are absolutely right! *laughs nervously*
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Tim: I've gone through all the stages of grief, except my stages of grief are varying levels of unhinged laughter
Bruce, frantically going through parenting books: W h a T
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incorrectclonewars · 2 months
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Maul: Skywalker has been groomed to become Sidious's new apprentice.
Ahsoka: Nu-uh.
Maul: The fuck you mean "Nu-uh"?!
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techfan450 · 4 months
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Mace Windu: Some jedi have grown attachments towards the clone troopers...
Obi Wan, married to Cody: *gasp* How scandalous!
Plo Koon, on the process of legally adopting the Clone Army: Preposterous!
Anakin, who fools around with the 501st like they were all children: How could that reckless, handsome jedi do that??
Yoda: For an idiot, you all take me.
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Cody siping his caf watching Anakin and Ahsoka blow up a building: Not my circus, not my monkeys.
Obi-wan running towards the burning building: MycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeys-!
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mearchy · 3 months
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Aayla: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Bly: Um...Neat.
*later*
Bly, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat", Cody. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm kriffing stupid.
Cody, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Bly. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Obi-Wan confessed his love for me?
Bly: Didn't you thank him?
Cody: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?
Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.
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tattycoram · 2 months
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Rex: Today I realised I'm old Cody: What happened? Rex: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Fives came running to see if I was ok Cody: Rex: I saw fear in his eyes
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obes-kenobes-benos · 4 months
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Anakin: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Cody... Obi-Wan: As you should be. Anakin: No, for real, he is kind of- Obi-Wan As. You. Should. Be.
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reactorshaft · 1 year
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bbygirl-obi · 1 year
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obi-wan: cody, do you think i can be difficult to work with? cody: there is no other jedi i would rather serve under, sir. obi-wan: you're speaking to the negotiator, cody. i know how to spot when someone's dodging a question. cody: you're my superior officer, sir. obi-wan: alright then. everything you say in the next thirty seconds is free, starting now. cody, immediately: you're cocky, pushy, reckless, flirty at the most inappropriate times, value vanity more than wearing armor in a war zone, have daddy issues so massive everyone can see it from clicks away- obi-wan: but- cody: i have 22.5 seconds left, sir. i'm not done.
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