#incorrect hamilquotes

[justanotherhamiltrash]

Jefferson: Why are you ignoring Laurens?

Hamilton: I’m playing hard to get.

Jefferson: Why would you do that? You’re already hard to want.

#source: tumblr #when i saw this i fucking cracked up omg #it was a jegulus incorrect quote but this fits them so well haha #hamilton #alexander hamilton #lams #john laurens #jefferson #thomas jefferson #laurens #incorrect hamilquotes #hamilton incorrect quotes #incorrect hamilton quotes

[mimimouseeeee]

Hamilton: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.

Washington: Just rip the bandage off.

Hamilton: It’s Thomas.

Washington: Put the bandage back on.

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[relovaaa]

Mulligan: Why are your tongues purple? Laurens: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Hamilton: I had a red one. Mulligan: oh. Mulligan: ... Mulligan: OH. Lafayette: ... Lafayette: You drank each others slushies?

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[thathamiltonadict]

quotes from my friends as hamiltion charaters

Hamilton: sometimes i just wanna go feral and run around your house

Jefferson: i couldnt watch ratatouille i was too scared

Burr: I feel like im the punching bag of this group

Hamilton: Yes, you are fuckface

Eliza: You look nice in that photo

Hamilton: thank you, its facetune

Madison: I lowkey hate people and the freak me out

Laurens (ten duel commandments): AM I GONNA GO TO JAIL IM SCARED, actually i dont care i'll be fine

Burr (killing hamilton): yk what i might do it actually, im going to hell anyway

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[bambismoonlight]

1783

Marie Antoinette: whoops, lost his footing.

1793

Lafayette: whoops, lost her head.

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[microwavebutitspronouncedbruno]

sometimes i forget that alexander hamilton was canonically white

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[theadamsadministration]

Burr, eagerly showing a flyer: DAD, LOOK, IM FAMOUS

Washington: YOU’RE WANTED FOR TREASON?!

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[h-x-l-p-l-e-s-s]

Hamilton: If I were dying, what’s the last thing you would say to me?

Burr: I’d say “Shut the fuck up.”

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[quotesthatgotmehelpless]

Washington: Since I’m gonna be out for a while, I’ve left you all a complimentary bowl of advice

Washington: For instance, “Alexander stop doing that” just applies to everything

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[nicexe303]

KG3: Did you take him out?

Some Random Spy: Yup

KG3: Thank you, I will be forever gratefu-

Some Random Spy: It was a great restaurant

KG3: ...

Some Random Spy: I proposed afterward

Some Random Spy: We're signing the papers

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[aydendotcom]

alex, pulling into the mcdonalds drive way: hi do you have any happy meals?

server: yes

alex: yes can i have one without the meal-

server:

alex:

alex: please

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[justanotherhamiltrash]

Laurens: You can't walk into a room and expect everyone to like you, you're not Hamilton.

Burr: Not everyone likes Hamilton.

Laurens: Who doesn't?

Burr: What?

Laurens: Give me names. Now.

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[mimimouseeeee]

Jefferson: Are you worried?

Hamilton: About what? But yeah.

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[relovaaa]

Laurens: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Hamilton: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Laurens: ... Laurens: You mean ring bearER, right? Hamilton: ... Laurens: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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[thathamiltonadict]

Laurens and Eliza fighting over ham as he just eats popcorn like: "?? tf are they talking about I just know it has drama"

Laurens: I’m the o-r-i-g-i-n-a-l

Eliza: but we are m-a-r-r-i-e-d 

Laurens: jsjjsndggdgegeydygdjd the stuff he wrote me! 

Eliza (very fast): he writes all the time about everything, try being his wife he will never stop he just writes, but he’s mine

Laurens: he needs me as a man

Eliza and Laurens: incomprehensible screaming

Hamilton: crunching popcorn, like he’s watching reality tv

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[bambismoonlight]

Hamilton: On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:

Five golden rings!!

Which, if we establish a national bank, can be paid off with interest and be equally distributed throughout the nation.

Washington: You spiked his eggnog, didn’t you?

Jefferson: I thought it would be funny, but now I see the error of my ways.

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