Rebecca: Ben, Zak, what was the first thing you two did after getting shot at?
Ben: I called my parents to let them know I was okay.
Zak: Yeah, same here.
Rebecca: And what did Rex do?
Ben & Zak: He ate a banana.
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Zuko: When have I ever done something rash and irresponsible?
Sokka: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.
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Jason: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
Bruce: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.
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Harry: It's over; we won.
Hermione & Ron: *frantically gesturing at the horde of Death Eaters behind him*
Harry: No. We won. I'm not looking at it. We won.
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Jacob: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?
Kaitlyn: I keep a list. It's alphabetised.
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Wei Wuxian: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?
Jiang Cheng: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.
Wei Wuxian:...
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Pov: teenage zak and wadi are sparring, wadi tries to nail zack with her yo-yo but zak dodges
Zak: miss me miss me now you gotta ki-
Wadi: now i gotta what?
Zak: nothing forget it
Wadi: *walking towards zak* no no no now i gotta what?
Zak *panicking and trying to leave* No i change my mind ok you dont gotta do anything
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Strong Bad: When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?
Strong Sad: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.
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Zak: Yknow they say you are what you eat
Jake: Wow so Ben really IS a dick
Ben: FUCK YOU, JAKE
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Galadriel: What's going on here?
Celebrimbor and Halbrand: Umm... science?
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Zak Monday: I just realized something, I had a bad childhood.
Albedo: Yeah, I know.
Zak Monday: What do you mean you know?
Albedo: Look at you.
Zak Monday: What do you mean, look at me?
Albedo: Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don’t stand like that.
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Power : and then you know what he told me ?!
Angel : what ?
Power : he said, "eat your veggies"!!!!!
Angel : he said WHAT ???!!!!
Power : yah i know right ??!!??!! Like- could you be any more rude ...
Angel : Oh. My. God.
Power : like- seriously... i can't believe he'll say something like that to me!!!!
Angel : there was also this one time he told me, "stop eating so much ice cream it's unhealthy"
Power : NO. FUCKING. WAY!!!!!!!!
Angel : for real like- that's SO rude...
Power : sooo rude...
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Yami, about the Black Bulls: When have we ever done something rash or irresponsible?
Gimodelo: Nacht keeps a list.
Nacht: It's alphabetized.
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Starscream: When have I ever given you a reason not to trust me?
Megatron: Would you like me to answer alphabetically or chronologically?
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Harm and Mac: When have we ever done something rash or irresponsible, Sir?
Admiral Chegwidden: I keep a list. It’s alphabetised.
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