#it’s a john mulaney day

[aesthetic-day-dream]

I cant stop thinking about the line “When I’m alone, I’m with the person who tried to kill me.” From John Mulaney: Baby J.

#john mulaney #baby j #standup #comedy #it’s been in my head for days now #Netflix

[cigarrretesss]

Random AFTG part and John mulaney as my reactions.

#all for the game #aftg #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #kevin day #andriel #john mulaney #i'm sorry but i'm bored #aftg shitpost #aftg spoilers #aftg series #gif #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #tfc #trk

[tomwambscunts]

“Nevertheless, same individual, type of.” He has always been this way. He talked about how bad of an addict he was, how he was so good at keeping up appearances he even fooled his own parents but you people denied who he really is and wanted to believe to a persona that you have created for him in your head, which is the “tall child” image that will never ever do anything wrong and now you’re hurt yet it doesn’t give you any right to get mad or disappointed by him. It’s still your problem, again, not his.

#john mulaney #baby j #I know I have talked about this in the past and past couple of days but I keep seeing stuff here that makes me really mad #he wasn’t like ‘I’m gonna use this platform to address EVERYTHING’ #he wasn’t like ‘I’m gonna preach these people’ #THAT would’ve been a different special and a different john mulaney #but this was PURE CLASSIC john mulaney special #FUNNY #always funny - always sharp - always the same guy

[idk-bruh-20]

Do you think Peter's ever accidentally saved famous people? Not just like superhero famous but regular celebrities.

Like, a lot of people headcanon that Peter is obsessed with Hamilton, and Broadway is literally in NYC. Do you think Peter's ever been in the middle of a supervillain fight and swung down to rescue someone, and once he'd gotten them to safety been like, Lin Manuel Miranda???????

#peter parker #spider-man #thoughts #john mulaney lives in NYC! how do you think gen z peter would feel about rescuing him??? #and all the other celebrities in that area? #what if one night mark fucking hamill was the host of snl #and somehow peter ended up protecting LUKE SKYWALKER HIMSELF from some animal costumed goon? #ned would have a HEART ATTACK #PETER would have a heart attack #just like. the comedic potential of spider-man as the hero of one of THE cultural centers of the country #even better: what if one day instead of him being starstruck- the celebrity he saved gets starstruck by HIM #queueueueue #tony: kid if you wanted to meet harrrison ford you should've just said something. I'll invite him to dinner next time he's in town #peter- remembering very suddenly that his mentor dad is ALSO A CELEBRITY: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rockrosethistle]

I won't be that asshole who posts a bunch of clips of Spy Another Day, but what I will do is lay this clip from Eyes on The Prize II over a photo of john mulaney and have you try to guess who is singing

(I promise it's not John Mulaney)

#spies are forever #spy another day #SAD #SAF #TCB #tin can bros #agent curt mega #curt mega #owen carvour #joey richter #starkid #john mulaney

[therabbitthatpostthings]

Happy Anniversary to me having to explain September 9th to all my friends so I made a flow chart.

#shitpost #shitposting #september 9 #tumblr sexyman #sans undertale #reigan arataka #destiel #spn #supernatural #thurston waffles #queen elizabeth ii #queen elizabeth death #there is no queen of england #trisha paytas #john mulaney #WILD ASF DAY NGL

[northernwet]

Kyle Mooney, Mikey Day and John Mulaney getting slimed on SNL

#kyle mooney #mikey day #john mulaney #gunge #gifset

[navree]

criston cole so far has spent half of his screentime looking so fucking confused at all the royal headassery going on around him, relatable king

#personal #house of the dragon #criston cole is the john mulaney meme going 'okay! okay! okay! okay!' over and over again #he's just trying to get through the day

[feelingbatty]

jason’s love language is acts of service except the service is always murder

#he’s peak john mulaney ‘you want me to kill that guy for you? bc he sounds annoying and i can totally kill him for you’ energy #batman #batfam #jason todd #red hood #I am of course referring to that genre of fic where someone hurts his family and he promptly murders them for it #love that sub genre it’s all I read these days lol #mine

[lesamis]

🦊

being in like a deep family crisis that's making me re-evaluate my plans for uhhh the entire rest of my life while also being across the country from said family and having had all my friends move away and also having like. a job. is. well it's honestly the most abnormal time imaginable. all day long i'm polite and friendly and Learning On The New Job and joking around w my coworkers and teasing our resident law student about his bad taste in fantasy lit & then i go home and collapse into a sobbing heap for a few minutes & then i have a two-hour-long hashtag girlrot nap in full daytime and then i make a beautiful meal and it tastes delicious & then i'm crying in the shower and remembering to use conditioner and oh it's a new day already. like. sorry to @ god again but what are we

#like the weirdest aspect of emotional turmoil tm is always how regulated and in order it is #i don't think anyone at work has even slightly suspected that sth might be Going On w me? #and on the one hand im like. how. but at the same time compartmentalizing is sort of just what adult life is? #tbh for all i know everyone else i work with also comes home at the end of the day and has a mental breakdown bc ✌ life innit #john mulaney this might as well happen dot jpg

[heartstringsduet]

Likeability is a prison - John Mulaney

#listen that bit has been stuck in my mind the entire day #it's very true ofc extra true for celebrities #but I think in general that's true #being kind comes easy to me most days but I (and everrrrryone) has days they aren't super polite or friendly #god bless me never being famous I would fuck up easily #anyway #quotes #john mulaney #baby j

[cigarrretesss]

RANDOM PARTS FROM AFTG and John mulaney as my honest reactions P2

(I'm posting this again, cause I posted it and then it just desappear)

#all for the game #aftg #andrew minyard #kevin day #john mulaney #gif #neil josten #aftg shitpost #aftg spoilers #aftg series #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #tfc #trk

[turtleplushi]

I love modeling clay

#kusamochi #green kirby #some cat i guess #i found a bunch of old modeling clay in a box yesterday #i still have some left so feel free to make requests (nothing too complicated obviously #)* #oh its my birthday by the way i forgot to mention that #spending my day eating moomin brand chocolates and watching my sibling play vidoe games #john mulaney voice: this is the height of luxury! #video* #i should type slower #turtle's art hoard #clay #sculpture #modeling clay

[vonlipvig]

i don't really have facecanons for my ocs, because you're never going to find a real person who looks exactly like the little imagined people in my head, but sometimes--and completely against my will, i might add--i have hollywood-adaptation-facecanons, which is when you see an actor/celebrity/random model on pinterest that might not actually be a perfect physical fit for your oc, but that nonetheless embodies their vibes in such a way that you can just imagine that person playing your oc in a hypothetical movie of their life.

this is all to say that i saw john mulaney hosting i don't know what awards the other day and i can't believe he has such jack vibes.

#are you kidding me dkjfhkjfhk #the hair curl the hair under his ears the aura of lankiness and awkward charm dfjhdfkj #now i can't stop hearing jack speak in mulaney cadence dfhdkjfhk #terrible day for me. but honestly john mulaney playing him would be so funny fkjghkjfg #juli's ocs #jack devereux #fl ocs

[literalblender]

John Mulaney’s royal killing streak lasted than Liz Truss

#john mulaney #liz truss #england #uk politics #44 days #princess diana #queen died #queen elizabeth #comedy

[likeshe-raorleave]

Bow: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Catra: *Chugs bottle*

Catra: It’s perfume

#she-ra #she-ra and the princesses of power #spop #bow #catra #source: john mulaney #first day back from residential y’all #let’s go