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#its about rabies :d
bon-is-gone · 29 days
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Fluttershy?...
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So yeah, I made an mlp infection AU-
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rafeysdoll · 2 months
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Reader finding a little kitten somewhere and begging rafe to keep it ♡
i struggled soooo much with this request i have no idea why when i literally thought of something similar to this a few days ago >.<. i hope you enjoy it though, struggled the most with the ending ^_^
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“it’s reallll hot ray,” you comment rather obviously as rafe leads you down the street, making sure you stay on the side where cars don’t pass by placing his large hand at the small of your back, directing you. 
“know that baby, we’ll get you some water in a bit, alright?” he promises, making you nod compliantly, about to take another step before you hear a soft meow— your heart practically skipping a beat when you look down to find a small kitten besides your new baby pink heels. 
“oh my god!” you squeal, quickly reaching for the lovely animal, lips tugged into a bright big smile. 
before you can pick the kitty up, rafe grabs your wrist, pulling it back quickly. “could have rabies and shit, should know we don’t touch strays. it’s not hygienic, baby.”
you can only thrash your hands against him, melting as the kitten starts rubbing their head against your ankle, purring lightly. “ohhh, look how cute!!” you chirp, quickly grabbing the undomesticated kitten into your arms as soon as you escape rafe’s tight hold. 
“can’t just leave—” you pause, lifting the kitten up to examine the gender. “—her here! she’ll never survive the poor thing..” you sympathize, petting her soft fluffy fur.
rafe could only roll his eyes, shaking his head. 
“thought i told you not to touch it- her. probably has fleas and ticks crawling up all over her body.” he scolds, rubbing the side of his forehead in frustration. 
you don’t even pay much attention to him now, too distracted at the way the small kitten purrs and meows. “oh you’re just the cutest girl ever, aren’t you? what should we name you, hmm?” you ask the kitten as if she could speak back to you. 
“hey! ‘m talking to you, you hear me? d-don’t know why you’re talking ‘bout naming her. we’ll drop her off at a clinic but you should know we’re not bringing her home with us.” 
“w-what? but rafe! look at her.. she’s perfect. it has to be fate! she even came up to us! we can’t abandon her to random strangers,” you beg, hugging her close to your chest. 
“promise i’ll take care of feeding her and cleaning up after her, please let’s take her back home!” you continue, staring up at him with those wide and glossy doe eyes. 
he stays silent for awhile, chewing at the side of his cheek. “.. gotta promise me—,” 
“oh thank you!” you squeal, your eyes burning with what could only be happy tears. “i love you so muchhh!” you rant, kissing all over rafe’s cheek. 
you return back home with your new kitty, who you sweetly named, ‘luna’, as it so read in her shiny pink collar you and rafe picked out while she was receiving a proper de-flea treatment as well as a few necessary shots, rafe squeezing that time to remind you of all the things he wanted you to take care of with your new responsibility. 
and as as the night settled in and luna laid sound asleep in her soft bed, you dolled yourself up in the restroom—changing to a soft white lingerie set, approaching rafe with a cheeky smile. 
“think its time for me to give you your proper thank you, now.. right?” 
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verysium · 7 months
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ACT 1, SCENE 4: blue lock headcanons
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shidou would view traditionally ugly creatures as strangely cute. it's not a disgusting cockroach, it's a silly little bug with eyelashes as long as his. no, he's not going to let go of that scraggly one-eyed cat that likely has rabies. it looks too sweet to be abandoned on the streets. his dream childhood pet was definitely a piranha.
aiku wears band t-shirts without knowing the actual music group. no, he does not listen to sex and the pistols, he just thought the design looked very cool. would also wear lana del rey merchandise just to impress the ladies. the only song he realistically knows is west coast, and even then he's only heard it at a random sushi restaurant.
reo would have stereotypical rich people problems. he can't decide if he should bring his chauffeur and valet or actually drive the car himself for your upcoming date. also spends at least one hour seriously pondering over which gucci silk pattern tie looks better on him. trick question, they're both the exact same shade.
shidou steals your covergirl perfect point eyeliner because he thinks it looks way better on him. also a big fan of body glitter and super vulgar eyeshadow palette names. his favorite hue so far is that one hot pink fuchsia that literally burns your eyes with its brightness. nothing is too neon with this man.
ness is the epitome of the sunshine-turned-unhinged-maniacal-killer trope. he would be the bestest boy, but if someone even lays a single hand on you, he’s already plotting their murder. eerily good at hiding bodies but would never divulge his secrets in fear of scaring you off.
shidou would walk unashamedly to the women’s clothing section of the general department store. would never be embarrassed by the bra sizes. you have a double D? he’s already trying three of the cup sizes on just to see if he can get you a comfortable one. if you’re part of the itty bitty titty committee, he wouldn’t judge either. this man loves femininity in all its full glory.
aryu exclusively uses dior beauty. he would rather die than use a generic drugstore makeup brand. sometimes you wonder if he's secretly a dermatologist because this man knows the exact shade, tint, and quality of product for every possible skin tone and type. also very passionate about the controversies behind animal testing and parabens. would be exceedingly picky when it comes to anything he smears on his face (think jeffree star but without the problematic issues.)
sae has his phone screen set to default wallpaper. he only has the translator app downloaded, and that's about it. his personal trainer takes care of all the rest of his stats. after he started dating you though, he kept pictures of you in his private photo albums.
noa cannot tell a white lie to save his life. if he doesn't know something, he will not know something. he doesn't see the point in hiding that. sometimes has trouble reading the room, so you need to remind him that brutal honesty and pure rationality aren't always the way to go. he does become more conscientious after that.
bachira used to draw crayon portraits of all the imaginary monsters he saw at night. scared the shit out of his parents because they thought he was hallucinating (he actually was.) nowadays, he's a lot tamer because you force him to take his meds.
isagi is, in fact, the number one mind reader and manipulator throughout the entire series. this man is clairvoyant, psychic, and telepathic all packaged into one. sometimes his right ear twitches, and he just knows someone is talking about him behind his back. unfortunately, all of this occurs in his head, so no one on the outside world actually knows about his sixth sense.
rin was absolutely bombarded with valentine's chocolates last year, but when he sorted through the entire pile and realized you hadn't given him one, he returned them all to their respective senders. will refuse any form of sweets unless it came directly from you. you need to be there physically to hand him the box.
kaiser writes, thinks, and speaks entirely in german even if no one else can understand him. he secretly can speak english but chooses not to because he absolutely hates anglicization. refuses to compromise his own language and culture just to fit in with the rest of the world. it's degrading. if he had it his way, german would be the new lingua franca. definitely thinks translation is for dummies. what do you mean you're not already bilingual? you better run, not walk, to that little green owl app. does use his foreign accent to make you feel flustered though. has a voice kink but in a non-traditional sort of way. you have to be the one turned on by his voice. only then will he start feeling it.
yukimiya loves it when you lose your shit. one time a jerk cut you off in traffic, and you started aggressively cursing. he fell in love with you right there on the spot. it was something about the fire in your eyes and the way you refused to take any attitude from the other party. that self-assertiveness you exhibit is so empowering.
aiku takes you out to karaoke bars just to hear you sing. you look so pretty under the purple disco lights, belting your little heart out to the rock lyrics. sometimes he has to take a minute to just appreciate how lucky he is to have you.
nagi didn't know that you have to actively check and update your email inbox. he had no clue school even started until one day the principal called his parents over his thirteen student absences. he thinks it's a headache to even get out of bed and put his fingers on his laptop keyboard. since when was the distance between his arrow cursor and the search bar that wide? it looks too long for him to reach. maybe he should just do this tomorrow.
reo does not know what saving money is. the first time you asked him for a promo code, he looked at you as if you had just spouted a strange language. when you showed him your little wallet full of cut-out coupons, he literally had to hold them up to the light and closely inspect them. it was definitely a moment of enlightenment.
sae likes anklets, especially the super thin gold chain ones. something about the way it brushes against his bare leg when you sleep beside him drives him out of his mind. he's also a sucker for subtle jewelry as evidenced by his necklace and wrist bands.
otoya practically lives for instant gratification. he would be guilty of love bombing. loses interest quickly, but sometimes wishes he could actually commit for once. football is important to him because it is one of the only activities he has consistently practiced for over a decade.
karasu is down bad for anyone who can actually outsmart him. you got a higher mark than him on the recent exam? damn, his heart just beat a little faster. spaces out in a love-filled haze whenever you ramble on about your nerdy little subject interests. he is a sapiophile through and through. intelligence just does it for him.
loki is the type of person who absolutely demolishes your self-esteem, and yet you still cannot bring yourself to hate him. when people say god has his favorites, they mean this man right here. he would be an innately talented genius while simultaneously being the most humble human being in existence. at this point, it's not his problem. it's a you problem. try harder next time.
chris is very similar to a neurosurgery resident. he has the largest self-entitled ego in existence. not a single day goes by when he doesn't remind you that he is, in fact, one of the highest ranking football players in the world. you can't say anything about it though because he has rightfully earned his arrogance. i mean, what are you going to use against him? his grueling hours of blood, sweat, and tears? this man works harder than the devil himself. in fact, he is the devil.
rin is the type to get emotionally attached to the most ordinary objects ever. he collects batteries and keeps a separate drawer as a graveyard for them once they die. the triple A ones get a special funeral since they're so hard to find. he just can't bring himself to let go of objects that no longer serve a purpose (just like his relationship with sae, sorry not sorry.)
hiori cannot go to bed unless it is absolutely dark. the curtains have to be closed. the door has to be locked. everything has to be drowned in pitch black. the reason he does this is because he still has flashbacks from that tiny strip of light underneath his bedroom door. his parents would argue all night when they thought he had gone to sleep. it still haunts him to this very day.
nagi wishes he could be a cat. sleeping all day and sunbathing on the rooftop seem like great ways to spend his life. unfortunately for him, he is not a cat. when he dies though, he wants to be reincarnated as one. either that, or a rock.
rin snores like a whole power drill at night. sae secretly hates his brother for that but can’t bring himself to wake him. whenever the itoshi family goes on vacation, ear plugs are not an option but a necessity.
chigiri knows ventriloquism. he used to play with his sister's dolls and make up character voices for each of them. definitely uses it as a party trick or as a way to make you laugh when you've had a bad day.
sae always keeps his feelings to himself. sometimes he finds it easier to rant to you than others, but then he almost always ends up retracting back into himself after realizing just how much he's revealed. he hates being emotionally slutty.
ness is the big scary dog in his relationship with kaiser, not the other way around. everyone thinks kaiser is the intimidating one, but ness wears a leash for a reason. one of them is the chihuahua, and the other one is a rottweiler. you can already guess who is who.
reo was having a mental breakdown in his limousine one time, but he ran out of his usual luxury aloe vera lotion tissues. instead of buying more, he took out his cheque-book and ripped out the pages to dry his tears. money is just paper to him. it can be recycled (no, it can't.)
loki is the type to show you a sweet and heartwarming smile before pulling out the most atrocious uno card combination in existence. i'm talking reverse, wild card, skip, draw 2. you sat there for twenty-five minutes trying desperately to draw a green. by the time you were done, he only had one card left. (screw you, loki.)
niko draws his own manga whenever he doesn't like how the official plot ends. if the canon ever diverges from the way he imagined it in his own head, he will draft his own fan fiction instead. one time, he rewrote an entire shonen jump series just to bring his favorite character back to life (*cough cough* said character wears a blindfold.)
karasu is definitely the "um, actually..." type of student. he will always have a rebuttal on hand. the truth is never black-and-white with this man, and he will argue both sides if it furthers his own agenda. he reads the encyclopedia front and back every night just so he can pull out a random arbitrary fact to win an argument some time in the near future.
shidou had a bad habit of chewing pens as a child until one day it finally exploded in his mouth. from then on, he vowed only to chew glittery gel pens. that way when it exploded in his mouth, his tongue would be stained a bright, shimmery purple. if you ever got him a scented gel pen pack, his life would finally be complete.
rin cannot differentiate between colors. if you asked him to find the difference between bubblegum pink and cotton candy pink, he would not know. to him, seven colors is already a lot to memorize. when he was a child, he only drew pictures with a single color because it was less of a hassle that way.
otoya used to think lime green was the most aesthetically pleasing color in existence. almost considered dying his hair that shade until karasu told him that girls don't actually like guys who look like neon highlighters. still wishes he did it though. he wants to glow in the dark.
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dolliehina · 2 months
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Hi, there! :D
You said you wanted requests so I'll try to make my own:
Platonic Grimm headcanons with a fem (prefect) who treats Grim as his little son and her as his mother. Who prepares him delicious meals and sings him soft songs and gives Grim lots of love in general? 🌼💙
It pains me to think that my little baby cat has been alone most of his life. ✨💐😞💕
OMG YES!!! (My Yuu is like this so this is PERFECTTT)
*Ahem*
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At first when he met you he was confused. A girl? In NRC? Eh, no matter, you'll just be a henchmen in the end anyways.
Or so he thought.
You where just so.. sweet??? So patient with him, and you tried so hard to get him into NRC and out of the janitor title. Plus, when you two went into Ramshackle, you let him have the more clean side of the bed or some of the food you had.
It was after this that he started seeing you as more than a henchman and more of a friend a lot sooner. You took great care of him, plus you had such an angelic voice! He loves ur lullabies.
He has 100% called you 'Mom' on accident, and Ace and Deuce have never let him live it down (Even though they lowkey have called you mom too lol)
He absolutely loves it when you pet him, I headcanon his fire ears burn anyone who touches them unless he's comfortable with them. So only you're aloud to pet him. He knows you'll be gentle <3
Okay, but in all seriousness, he's never had a Mama before, so you mean so much to him. Probably more than he does in the game :(
He snuggles against you when you guys sleep, and definitely purrs.
He also lets you carry him around or pick him up around NRC so he can send a warning to the boys who wanna mess with his mother henchmen.
Whenever a boy harasses you around grim, he either bites their ankles or burns them with his fire (not enough to kill them, obviously) but enough to give them nightmares. The students he bit probably had to get a rabies shot.
He loves it when you cook for him. He might even prefer it over tuna!
Probably not, but its a close second!!
Even if you suck at cooking, his henchmen made it for him, so he'll eat it all.
But he also lets you bathe him if he doesn't feel like licking himself clean. Bubble baths with Mom- I MEAN HIS FAVORITE HENCHMEN (lol I meant mom.)
He's probably a LOT more cooperative with you as well and doesn't run away as often, so he doesn't worry or disappoint you :(
The classes you can't participate in, he tries a little harder in for both of you. Mostly for you, but he won't admit it. And he only tries a LITTLE harder.
When he hurt you in book 5-6, he was so mad at himself that he cried a little about it because he hurt his only caring and loving figure in his life. And even after that, you go after him and rescue him, and comfort him??? He never wants to hurt you again, and even after you reassure him and tell him you love him all the same in your sweet and gentle voice, he still beats himself up over it :(
But in the end, you love him like a son, and he loves you like a mom. And still gets teased about it by Ace and Deuce (until they also accidentally call you mom and their whole career is ended by grim)
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citrusinicake · 1 month
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Day 2 :: Zombie Apocalypse
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do you have any idea how fucking hard it is to be a zombie in this economy? you just go out there trying to have a bite to eat so you go up to some randos and they just start SHOOTING YOU! like straight up just SHOOTING YOU! like what the hell man? i mean i know im trying to rip your brains out and shit but cant you let a guy just fucking eat???? speaking of, this guy's brain tastes weird like im pretty sure its at least fifty percent plastic, maybe even a hundred percent i don't know. was he your boyfriend or something? does this mean you're single? wanna go out sometime? you're annoying as shit but i like that in a man, keeps you on your toes y'know? keeps you humble as well like you just wake up in bed one day and go "oh god this is the guy im dating and i don't even want to break up with him or anything what the hell's wrong with me," which i think is a pretty important thing to have-- at least for me 'cause im awesome as shit and if i don't have that sort of anchor i'll probably lke turn into god or something and i dont wanna be god. not out of self-esteem issues or anything, just out of principle 'cause i think that everyone should have a fair chance at killing me which not gonna lie is pretty easy but that's besides the point, the point is that i think anyone who wants to be god is fucking stupid and should just fucking die. like, hello??? who the hell do you think you are rying to reign above other people? are you stupid? are you dumb? hello? anyways, if you wanna know more about what i think of this i post a lot on r/atheism, im user u/waffleontopp-- wait , do i have to explain reddit to you? 'cause you seem more like a tumblrina to me, honestly reddit's pretty similar to tumblr so you won't have a lot of trouble figuring it out on your own but don't be shocked ifbyou see cock and balls on there since porn isn't banned there unlike tumblr. how's that whole thing treating you by the way? must be tough not seeing some girl's boobs every once in a while-- wait are you gay or bi? must be tough not seeing some guy's boobs every once in a while, that won't be problem if you start dating me though. haha just kidding, my chest is basically concave now after a survivor beat me repeatedly with a baseball bat so ive got like negative double D's now. oh but i do know this one guygirlthing whose boobs are out basically 24/7 who likes to hang out with me and this other guy so maybe that'll make up for it. they're not zombies and im pretty sure they didnt get infected so you don't have to worry about that but they miiiight have rabies or something im not sure to be honest so maybe watch out for that instead. if youre wondering why two non-infected humans are hanging out with a zombie then we're in the same boat, might have something to do with the possible rabies i mentioned earlier. also if they tell you that im their pet zombie that is simply not true, if anything it's the other way around, they're my pet guard dogs and they do basically anything i say even if it kills them. or at least i wish it would kill them, they're way too hardy in my opinion, i need them to die so i can eat their brains-- oh but then i'll have to do manual labor. hmm, on second thought, they can stay actually i don't wanna deal with all that. normally i dont even do my own kills nowadays, i just leave a trap or get the other two to do it for me, you guys just caught me offguard which is lowkey embarassing but trust me i am a huge, like Huge alpha sigma gamma male and would totally dominate everyone else around me. but not in a god way of course, just in a lone sigma alpha gamma wolf kinda way like those anime wolf furry drawings. you know the ones. and like im not a furry but not gonna lie they totally popped off with those
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sleepysnoots · 1 month
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Hi! I saw your requests were open for ramshackle, so if that’s ok with you can i ask for a stone x male/gn!reader where the reader has a black cat (let’s call it maxie)? like how would he act towards it, i imagine he’d be wary at first but eventually warm up to it
anyways, thanks for listening, sorry if there’s any mistakes, english isn’t my first language :D
Ahh omg i love this idea!!! im sorry if this is ooc but i tried my best :D i just reread ur request and this isnt exactly what u were asking for but ih well hope u like it 😭
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“Stoneeeee”
You hum as you come next to him a huge grin on your face, your arms behind your back like your hiding something
He looks at you with a nonchalant expression as he raises a brow at your excitement
“Yes ?”
Stone says glancing at you for a second, before taking another drag of his cigarette
“Look at what i found!”
You gleam as you pull out the black scruffy cat you found on the streets, holding it up so stone can look at it
Stones eyes widen as his eyes shift to you then the cat giving a concerned look
“What the fuck?”
He said looking at your happy expression as you hold the scruffy thing
“His name is Maxie! I found him in the trash, he kinda reminded me of you”
You giggle as stone looks at the cat with mixed feelings about it
“We cant keep it, we cant even feed ourselves let alone an animal! Also that thing definitely has rabies”
Stone muttered flicking the end of the cigarette as he glanced at you
Your expression drops as you bring the cat to your chest the cat curling up in your arms
“Well.. vinnie has rabies and we kept her!”
You say back seeming almost upset at stone for saying that
Stone sighs before chuckling
“To be fair but still look at it-“
“Him. Maxie is a boy”
You correct as stone rolls his eyes
“Whatever”
Stone mutters before you hum softly
“Stone look i think youd really like him!”
You chuckle as stone looks at u with an unsure expression
“Never really been a cat person”
He mutters looking at Maxie watching the cat cuddle up to your chest as you scratch the back of his ear watching him begin to purr
Stones eyes soften as he looks at Maxie before shaking his head
“Fine we can keep him…. but ur feeding him yourself!”
Stone mutters annoyed before smiling at your happy reaction
“OMG REALLY THANK YOU STONE!”
You jump up happily smiling at stone he rolls his eyes at you before smiling softly to himself
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Stones sat in the alleyway outside their little home, looking up into the night sky as a takes out a 6-pack of cigarettes, bringing one to his lips and lighting it as he enjoys his alone time.
Suddenly he hears a small meow from his side he looks down questioningly before noticing its Maxie
Stone stares at maxie with a cold look before maxie comes up to him brushing his body against stone whilst he purrs causing stones eyes to widen as he smiles softly deciding to give the little guy some attention
Bringing his free hand down to pet Maxie’s head and scratch just behind his ear feeling his surprisingly soft fur on his fingertips
Maxies soft hums dont stop as he jumps onto stones lap stretching before curling up onto his lap and falling asleep there
Stones pupils widen as he looks down at maxie curled up in his lap as he just gazes at him in awe
Stone stays incredibly still as hes just sat there on a crate the yellow streetlamp emitting faded light on him as he finishes his cigarette with the small kitten cuddled up on him and a small smile plastered on his lips.
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I might have to draw that cause i think itd just be such a wholesome image 😭😭😭
Anyways i really hope u guys liked this
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buggaboizz · 3 months
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I'm making an Octonauts infection au!!!!
It's pretty much just rabies with some changes here or there. But I made art!!! So I'll be showing you guys that here along with talking about it :D
//TW: Illness, implied violence, open wounds, blood, depictions of dead bodies, bite marks//
Viewer discretion is advised!
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Stage 1, Incubation
Has been bitten
No symptoms show
Can last from 3 weeks to 5 years
The very start! In this stage the victim would never know if they have the infection. This is where the victim can potentially be cured, if only they knew...
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Stage 2, Prodrome
General flu-like symptoms
Anxiety
Fatigue
Insomnia
Hydrophobia
Lasts 2-5 weeks
This is when the infection becomes apparent, though they might not know what the sickness truly is. As soon as symptoms start appearing, their fate is sealed.
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Stage 3, Acute Neurological Period
Frothing from the mouth
Hallucinations
Aggression
Encephalitis
Muscle spasms
Trouble breathing
Lasts 1-3 weeks
This is where the characteristic "rabies behavior" begins! At this point they are FAR beyond saving and a true danger to those around them. They are in a constant mental battle as they slowly slip away from their own mind and body as it is taken over by the infection.
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Stage 4, Wandering
All higher function is lost
They wander aimlessly
Most senses are gone or ignored
Lasts 1-2 weeks
This is when the victim loses the battle and completely deteriorates. This is no longer the person you knew, it is nothing more than a husky of its former self. They may still be violent if provoked, though.
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Stage 5, Coma
The infected falls into a coma
They will never wake up
Death is imminent
Lasts 3-5 days
This is when the body finally gives up. It has done all it can to just stay alive, but it can no longer do that.
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Stage 6, Death
The infected finally succumbs to their fate
The body is still contagious if eaten
From the Earth they rose, and to the Earth they returned. From the start, death was imminent, and this is when it finally arrives. After all these months or years, they can finally rest.
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biillyhargroves · 2 years
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eddie hosting campaigns at home over the summer, the whole of the hellfire club crammed into his living room, billy and steve chilling in the bedroom while they wait for eddie to finish his little game. it takes forever. steve eventually gets bored enough to wander out and watch, a move that only lengthens the game as dustin convinces him to create a character and join in. billy audibly groans from the next room, turns up his music incrementally, nudging the knob a few notches at a time as if he can smoke everyone out with megadeath if he finds the right volume. when he ventures into the kitchen for food he makes a show if it, loud and dramatic sighing, slamming the fridge door like it’s personally offended him, glaring daggers at the whole club because okay, sure, he’s glad that eddie has his little friends, but does the stupid dragon game have to eat up the entire summer?
“don’t worry, baby,” eddie promises, “i’ll make it up to you.”
this gets a chorus of, “ew” and, “gross” and, “not in front of lady applejack, munson”. dustin is the most disgusted, muttering, “god, guys, get a room.”
“i’m fucking trying,” billy complains, which gets more groans, the entire gang deciding you know, it’s been fun, loved hanging with eddie’s golden retriever boyfriend but his scary dog boyfriend is getting scarier by the minute. they take it as their cue: time to clear out.
“be careful with that one,” erica says, glaring at scowling billy as she backs out the door, “he might have rabies.”
billy snarls, is still in a sour mood even as everyone leaves, until it’s just the three of them again, him and eddie and steve, and eddie sidles up behind him, snakes his arms around billy’s waist, while steve starts to clean up the game. eddie rests his chin on billy’s shoulder, kisses his neck, apologizes for taking so long and asks what he wants to do now that everyone’s gone. billy grabs a miniature right out of steve’s hand, turns it over, asks what the hell its supposed to be.
eddie’s caught off guard. billy has never cared about d&d before, has never even feigned interest. he answers billy’s question only to be asked more, one after the other, and he slowly starts to realize that billy wants to learn, but that, unlike steve, who was comfortable goofing off and messing up with eddie and dustin and even erica there to guide him, with the whole club patient as he learned, billy didn’t want to fumble in front of the others. he was nervous around them.
“you could play with us, you know,” eddie offers, hugging billy a little closer.
billy scoffs. “your friends don’t like me.”
this hurts to hear. eddie realizes that he can’t even dispute it. half of hellfire knows billy as the big bad. the new king of the jocks. he’s all heavy metal and hairspray, cigarettes and leather jackets and fast cars, armored in effortless cool. on eddie, the music and the wild hair are quirks, weird and unbecoming. but billy wields it like a sword. he’s the guy to look out for, the one who smells like marlboros and motor oil and musky cologne. he’s brooding and abrasive and, yeah, okay, maybe a little terrifying.
and, no, it doesn’t help that he stalks about the trailer every time hellfire gathers there. people stop talking when he enters the room. eddie knows this and, now, he knows that billy notices, too.
“maybe we could play a round?” steve suggests, a slight bend in the tension that’s swelled in the room. “just…i don’t know. to try it?”
eddie glances at billy.
billy shrugs.
this is encouragement enough. eddie pulls billy to the floor with him, starts explaining the object of the game, laying out the basics. billy sits in eddie’s lap, his back against eddie’s chest as eddie rests his chin on billy’s shoulder and reaches around him to show him the player’s guide while steve lays everything back out on the table.
they play around. eddie mostly improvs it, watching billy carefully, nervous that he’s not having fun, that he actually really does hate this. there’s no sign of that, though. billy is just…taking it all in. learning. asking questions. they play well into the night, pausing only to refuel with weak coffee and re-heated pizza. when he comes home in the morning, wayne finds the three of them passed out on the living room floor, three exhausted teenage boys dogpiled on each other.
billy doesn’t play the next time the club comes over. but he doesn’t hide, either. and he doesn’t sulk. he sits in the kitchen, snacking on chips, drinking stale beer, smoking. he watches the game. he smirks at dustin’s stupid jokes, finds he likes the way erica puts everyone else in their place. he even jokes with gareth once or twice, chipping little cracks in the ice, bridging the gap from his own isolation into eddie’s world.
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raccoonspooky · 2 years
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Reasons why diff slashers are out there doing ~All That~
Michael Myers:
He’s got something stuck in his teeth and no matter wtf he does he cant get it. Someone take peepaw to the dentist please. He’s got an inner thigh rash from them nasty ass coveralls and probably needs some aveeno.
Honestly please wash those or get him new ones because the reason he sits up the way he does is because the fabric doesnt crease any more so he just has to very straight leggedly stand up every time hes knocked down.
Billy Loomis:
He’s abstained from jerking off for too many months, the anti nut mindset has rewritten his brain chemistry and now all he can do is ~mansplain manipulate manslaughter~ dude’s backed up so bad he can see shrimp colors.
Bo Sinclair:
The entire events of the movie happen because he was staring at himself in the bathroom mirror like a bird flirting with his own reflection. He slipped on the tile and gave himself a REALLY bad concussion. He can see sounds and taste lights. He wears a baseball hat at night and leaves his keys in the ignition, if he takes off the hat all the blood swelling in his brain is dispersed way too fast and he’ll sputter out like a de-inflating balloon.
Vincent Sinclair:
He listened to evanescence one time.
Billy Lenz:
Dude has straight up rabies. And like some weird bacterial disease that you can get from being bitten by a bat. Its actually a medical anomaly that he’s on two feet at all? Yknow that post that says that like 60% of bacteria found on NYC subways has no known origin? Basically Billy Lenz is the canadian equivalent of that.
Jason Voohees:
He’s actually a meat puppet for thousands of single celled organisms found in the lake. Imagine if your spore creation gained sentience and then it evolved itself into a giant buff guy, like ur spore creation would immediately go on a rampage duh. Dude is a macro-biome habitat of millions of critters all playing QWOP with his arms and legs.
Brahms Heelshire:
His mother was really into those baby mozart and baby einstein VHS tapes. Dude’s been weird since the WOMB. He’s also got a critical vitamin D deficiency and is likely anemic. No, he wont eat his spinach to help with the iron issue. But he will hide it in the walls and then huff and whine that something smells funny and that you should maybe go clean it up. Give him a flinstone vitamin gummy pls.
Alternatively: He’s like that because he’s bri-ish, you eat enough mushy peas in your lifetime and this bullshit just sorta becomes you. Sure, whatever! Eat beans on toast, put on a mask, live in the walls!
Any of the texas chainsaws:
Tapeworm. Why? Because its funny. Hungry ass tapeworm infested ass cannibals. Gotta eat up to appease ur worm!
OG big boy is really into that QVC old lady channel and every time the women are talking about lipsticks or lotions or whatever he’s seething in jealousy. Therefore he must kill.
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sillyclowncircus · 2 months
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Oh no, silly brain rot
@o-i-w-u come get some gore
Au where the tsams characters all work at a school- but ya know me, murder murder murder- so uhm- everyone has a small twinge of evil- or a lot
And all the kids are orphans to explain why no one notices kids missing
Ack- murder school
Uuuhm- gore mention besties
Tw: gore, murder, death, children death, esting flesh, EVERYONE IS MURDERERS
Sun does art classes :D he really enjoys painting the most, and red just happens to be his favorite color! And who else but those misbehaving students to provide him with that red paint his loves so much? Whats a little loss of a misbehaving student for the cost of art after all? Besides, hes been teaching these kids for 3 months now! If their art hasnt improved yet, what use are they to him but paint providers?
Moon! Going with that basic bitch science teacher for him. He enjoys science and loves it even! It's such a nice pass time for him, something he can relax while doing! Thats why its so annoying when one of the students have to mess up his relaxation time! How could a student be so stupid to mix ammonia and bleach!? Some students just have to learn by being the victim of their own failed experiments... even if it results in a little death sometimes.
Killcode is a gym teacher. After all, who but the fast predator to be one? Kill code is well aware that he scares the students, and he thrives on that terror. He loves to give students difficult tasks. What does he care that you're getting ropeburn from climbing that 20 foot(about 6 meters, i think-) rope? If you fall, then you best get up and run and keep running til someone else falls, or you're going to find yourself torn to pieces to feed his family and other students.
Earth does both cooking and gardening! She loves planting things! Especially things like Castor Beans, Winter Daphne, and Dendrocnide moroides! She has a love for plants that are dangerous and well... dont be surprised if a Castor Bean seed ends up in your food if you happen to be rude to one of her favorite students. Earth may not like killing, but she does like knowing punishments have been given, even if it results in death. She pften cooks the meat of dead students so it doesn't go to waste. It is a shame to waste such good meat after all... and meat is good plant fertilizer.
Lunar does zoology! He brings animals into the school and lets the students meet them! Who cares if last weeks wolf killed a kid? Not Lunar, he's metal. The wolf couldn't hurt him! The raccoon had rabies, and it bit you? Well, the only way to tell with animals is cutting their head off and sending it to the lab, so say by to your head and off to Moon's lab it goes! And if he so happens to take you outside and into the woods within the schools the 3 miles of fencing? He's just there to feed the animals he keeps, and you happen to be the meal.
Bloodmoon does anatomy! If a body comes in whole, they'd use it to carve ooen and show their class, maybe eat an organ or two. When there's not one? Well... no one is gonna miss that short kid in the back, right? It would be fun to cut open a live one and let their students see a heart pumping, lungs drawing their last breaths.
BM1(Bloody) he especially loves the gore, he personally loves the live students to work on, finding the dead ones boring since they don't squirm and scream. He prides himself in making the students both terrified but intrigued
BM2(Harvest) prefers working on the dead bodies. The struggle of the live ones annoys him, too squirmy, too wriggly. Tho he does hate the cold feeling of the dead bodies, so sometimes he just kills a student the moment they walk in class to have a warm cadaver to work on.
SolarFlare teaches both math and reading. Personally, he doesn't like killing that much... but someone getting answers wrong irks him. He's worked so hard with these students for months, and that can't spell something simple that 'Knowledge' correctly? Or what 2544 ÷ 48 is? It's 53! They aren't worth his time, and he doesn't feel that another teacher should waste their time either. So he kills them, his go-to method being to break their necks so its quick and not too messy.
Solar is the janitor and technician. He's just... tired. There is too much cleaning to do, too many dead kids, and most of all... ugh, Eclipse is annoying. But he doesn't break his role of janitor, knowing that he really has nothing outside this school anyways, so whose gonna judge him for snapped and punching a student who annoys him? No one. At least he's not killing... or if he is, no one noticed... It's amazing what hydrogen peroxide can clean out of clothes after all.
Eclipse is the principal. He doesn't mind all the killing, but he prefers not to get his hands dirty. It's enertaining to watch students come complaining to him, though. He will kill, tho. A student breaming too many rules, making too many messes, out with no hall pass... those who break rules have no place in his eyes. So a quick death should do fine. But if there's one he just particularly hates... He's happy to take his time to peel off someone's skin
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ghouljams · 10 months
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Oh my good lord Ghoul- can i call ya Ghoul? Or is this like- fuller username only typa situation here??? i dunno how tumbler etiquette works i’m a lurker through and through. Never made an ask before in my life, honestly this isn’t even an ask this is just gonna be rambling about how insanely cool and talented you are so be prepared for the rest of this :>
Anyway you are so rad my dude. Like heavens above, holy shit, good gods, curse the stars, i fucking, (insert italics here cause i dunno how to put them on tumblr) adore- your blog. I thought it was just fae stuff at first; (Which btw as someone who’s never been into foalklore or even fucking fairytales i can’t believe you have me foaming at the mouth over your rambles about foalklore holy-)
BUT ITS LITERALLY EVERYTHING YOU WRITE. I have my notifications on for you pookie <3 Every time i see you post something i am positively delighted. Haven’t written anything for a soild year and a half and your silly little blurbs and rambles on here got me to write 3 fucking things. (Never thought i would be writing COD fanfic; of an AU nonetheless but damn)
Anyway i don’t wanna ramble too much here- (mostly cause i can feel my hands shaking any feel myself losing my nerve to send this; like i said i am a lurker in every sense of the word i simply cannot interact people are scary fr-)
I don’t know what the point of this was i just needed to give my praise- you are so cool. I love your narrative style and your characterization it’s just- *Chefs kiss* uhhhhh foaming at the mouth- screaming- rolling around- acquiring rabies- i think that’s all i wanted to say; (*cough cough* for now anyways-)
Also i don’t know how out of all these wonderful characters, the operators, the OC’s, the darlings, somehow my favorite ended up being Murphy. (Don’t ask me why i don’t fucking know. I really don’t.)
OKAY SORRY FOR THE LONG ASK (basically letter but eh-) BYEEEEE!!!
Have a good day, or night :D
Best wishes, - Lurk
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*achievement unlocked Ghoul would now kill for you*
Thank you excuse me while I just read this over and over until I can recite it from memory. You can call me Ghoul!! And I am so glad that you sent in an ask! AHHH
Holy shit I am just blown away by all of your kind words and so glad I could inspire you to get into writing and just!!! Thank you 💜💜💜
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bon-is-gone · 27 days
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https://www.tumblr.com/bon-is-gone/748757237890170880/fluttershy-so-yeah-i-made-mlp-infection-au?source=share
*perks up* found this trend a while ago and I loved seeing mlp infection aus...idk why but I think mlp horrors are the best horrors! Like human horrors make me feel uncomfortable but replace the humans with colorful ponies and I wanna see it! (My random guess is, not knowing if I'm right or not, because I'm scared of it being transmitted to humans?) Anyway, now I'm curious about it!
What are the stages? How did it begin? You planning to make a bunch of art for it? Write a story via comic or written or as I've seen some do...videos? Or just draw a bunch of ponies infected? Sorry if I'm pushy or nosey...just fluttershy went from 0-100 so fast in your pics of her and looked so good...she looked so cute before infection and terrifying after! You have a great artstyle! I just had to learn if this was a one hit-thing or if it will bloom into a story or something!
AGDHAGDHSGDHAGSHGA I STILL CANT GET USED TO THE FACT THAT PEOPLE LIKE MY STUFF AND IVE BEEN HERE FOR A YEAR NOW HDGAJGXISHDJ THANKYOUTHANKYOYTAHNKYOUTHANKYOU-
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Ah yes, my favorite subject
Dying ponies with rabies 😌
Imma try and answer all the questions amigo, however I'm writing this in 2 in the morning with a sh*t ton of adrenaline from the fact that you asked (I'm gonna have a heart attack oh lord) so do forgive me if I missed one-
Oh ehem-
Stages
So the sickness which I took for this au is Rabies! Which I think a lot if you might know what it is. Ofcourse, this is a more messed up type of rabbies. There's only 3 stages since the person transforms quickly(in a 1 day). 1st stage: after the pony gets bit by a subject with rabbies they start feeling weak, tired and nauseous. They also all of a sudden get scared of water 2nd stage: the ponies body starts to hurt, usually specific body parts feel the most pain (for example with fluttershy its her front hooves), which then start to get longer, stretching. 3rd stage the ponies body becomes disfigured, they become extremely aggressive and blood-thirsty, foam will start pouring out of their mouth and completely forget who they were before.
How did it begin?
Some chemist pony probably tried to find a cure for different types of sickness in the mlp world but instead made a potion for the missed up rabbies. He tested on some animals and one of them escaped. The animal got to fluttershy(because she's always with animals so she shall be the first victim) and bit her. The infection would continue on with twilight who wanted to go check up on her but instead got attacked.
You planning to make a bunch of art for it?
Oh buddy. OH BUDDY- I already nade some sketches of how twilight and Pinkie pie are before and after getting infected. I do want to draw some background ponies with those meters (you know those ones with like "hunger: 50%" or something) specifically this guy
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SILVER ZOOM 😎 I found him whilst browsing the mlp wiki for background ponies and omg I LOVE HIS DESIGN AJGDHSHDHWHDHDH
Also this fella
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Crystal earth gives me "I FELL INLOVE WITH AN EMO GIRL" vibes and I'm DIGGING IT
Write or make a story/comic/video? Or just draw a bunch of ponies infected?
I'm not a writer so hard pass on the story. Comic would LOVE to do that, however I'm not used to drawing ponies like, at all, So it takes me a really long time to get the look right(especially with all the different angles of the head, yikes). Now, the video? Hell f*cking yeah. I planned on making a video 100% doing it like people do on tiktok (or in my case youtube because I am not going to that wretched place, no offense to anyone who goes there) but never made it since I got sidetracked with other stuff lmao. So currently I will stick to just solely making art, but I will make a video about it no doubt. Complete story? Probably not.
Again thank you so much for asking! It makes me super happy when people ask me about my stuff or just opinions on anything. (I did not get held enough as a child God damn-) and no worries about being pushy! (You weren't honestly)
This was Bon, signing out
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scarletiswailing347 · 1 month
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postinf the text for my day 2 bsweek prompt here cause its making me lag lol
do you have any idea how fucking hard it is to be a zombie in this economy? you just go out there trying to have a bite to eat so you go up to some randos and they just start SHOOTING YOU! like straight up just SHOOTING YOU! like what the hell man? i mean i know im trying to rip your brains out and shit but cant you let a guy just fucking eat???? speaking of, this guy's brain tastes weird like im pretty sure its at least fifty percent plastic, maybe even a hundred percent i don't know. was he your boyfriend or something? does this mean you're single? wanna go out sometime? you're annoying as shit but i like that in a man, keeps you on your toes y'know? keeps you humble as well like you just wake up in bed one day and go &quot;oh god this is the guy im dating and i don't even want to break up with him or anything what the hell's wrong with me,&quot; which i think is a pretty important thing to have-- at least for me 'cause im awesome as shit and if i don't have that sort of anchor i'll probably lke turn into god or something and i dont wanna be god. not out of self-esteem issues or anything, just out of principle 'cause i think that everyone should have a fair chance at killing me which not gonna lie is pretty easy but that's besides the point, the point is that i think anyone who wants to be god is fucking stupid and should just fucking die. like, hello??? who the hell do you think you are rying to reign above other people? are you stupid? are you dumb? hello? anyways, if you wanna know more about what i think of this i post a lot on r/atheism, im user u/waffleontopp-- wait , do i have to explain reddit to you? 'cause you seem more like a tumblrina to me, honestly reddit's pretty similar to tumblr so you won't have a lot of trouble figuring it out on your own but don't be shocked ifbyou see cock and balls on there since porn isn't banned there unlike tumblr. how's that whole thing treating you by the way? must be tough not seeing some girl's boobs every once in a while-- wait are you gay or bi? must be tough not seeing some guy's boobs every once in a while, that won't be problem if you start dating me though. haha just kidding, my chest is basically concave now after a survivor beat me repeatedly with a baseball bat so ive got like negative double D's now. oh but i do know this one guygirlthing whose boobs are out basically 24/7 who likes to hang out with me and this other guy so maybe that'll make up for it. they're not zombies and im pretty sure they didnt get infected so you don't have to worry about that but they miiiight have rabies or something im not sure to be honest so maybe watch out for that instead. if youre wondering why two non-infected humans are hanging out with a zombie then we're in the same boat, might have something to do with the possible rabies i mentioned earlier. also if they tell you that im their pet zombie that is simply not true, if anything it's the other way around, they're my pet guard dogs and they do basically anything i say even if it kills them. or at least i wish it would kill them, they're way too hardy in my opinion, i need them to die so i can eat their brains-- oh but then i'll have to do manual labor. hmm, on second thought, they can stay actually i don't wanna deal with all that. normally i dont even do my own kills nowadays, i just leave a trap or get the other two to do it for me, you guys just caught me offguard which is lowkey embarassing but trust me i am a huge, like Huge alpha sigma gamma male and would totally dominate everyone else around me. but not in a god way of course, just in a lone sigma alpha gamma wolf kinda way like those anime wolf furry drawings. you know the ones. and like im not a furry but not gonna lie they totally popped off with those
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pigtailpoll · 1 year
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PIGTAIL POLL !! :D
currently running :
lily hoshikawa vs orange blossom
ICON BRACKET
miku hatsune vs usagi tsukino
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ABOUT THA ICON BRACKET : tha eight most iconic pigtail characters ( decided both by iconicness and tha amount of submissions they received ) will compete in an adjacent bracket . tha winner will then face off against tha winner of tha main pigtail bracket . this is liek what they do in sports , where certain teams get to skip matches and go straight to tha finals . this way icons can be included but its more exciting ( and fair ) than watching them decimate their opponents each round before making it to tha finals anyways
entire 128 character bracket is too large to take a screenshot of but it looks liek this , and will ( obviously ) be done in sections . bracket list below tha readmore , straight down tha left side and then straight down tha right !! :D
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LEFT SIDE
1 asa mitaka ( chainsaw man )
2 izumo kamiki ( ao no exorcist )
3 ashley spinelli ( reccess )
4 creepie ( growing up creepie )
5 bloody eye ( bloody mary )
6 boo ( monsters inc )
7 choso ( jjk )
8 muffet ( undertale )
9 sakura hanazono ( kaichou wa maid-sama )
10 mikan sakura ( gakuen alice )
11 shizuku mizutani ( my little monster )
12 retoree ( show by rock )
13 chiyo mihama ( azumanga diaoh )
14 maka albarn ( soul eater )
15 black rock shooter ( brs )
16 lyra ( pkmn )
17 jill ( drill dozer )
18 penny ( inspector gadget )
19 elizabeth midford ( kuroshitsuji )
20 anne halford ( sugar apple fairy tale )
21 lilie ( princess tutu )
22 jess ( badanamu )
23 yaya yuki ( shugo chara )
24 sana futaba ( magia record : pmm )
25 sana kurata ( kodomo no omocha )
26 makima kirameki ( re : creators )
27 cherry cookie ( cookie run )
28 twintelle ( ARMS )
29 bubbles utonium ( ppg )
30 yokune ruko ( UTAU )
31 entrapta ( she-ra and the pop )
32 ling xiaoyu ( tekken )
33 garu ( pucca )
34 sarasa watanabe ( kageki shoujo )
35 mio naganohara ( nichijou )
36 joon yorigami ( touhou )
37 eleanor miller ( alvin and the chipmunks )
38 gosalyn mallard ( darkwing duck )
39 mallow ( pkmn )
40 love momozono ( fresh precure )
41 nadeshiko kagamihara ( yuru camp )
42 angelica pickles ( rugrats )
43 gretchen grundler ( reccess )
44 lotta zehybe ( charlie and lola )
45 pinky cooper ( pinky and pepper forever )
46 brat plutonium ( ppg )
47 dynamo ( ppg )
48 jinmay ( super robot money team hyperforce go )
49 xinyan ( genshin impact )
50 miyuki hoshizora ( smile precure )
51 hu tao ( genshin impact )
52 sal fisher ( sally face )
53 natsuki mamiya ( gogo sentai boukenger )
54 dee dee ( dexter's laboratory )
55 princess morbucks ( ppg )
56 trixie carter ( american dragon jake long )
57 popuko ( pop team epic )
58 biscuit krueger ( hunter x hunter )
59 celestia ludenberg ( dangan ronpa )
60 kagami hiiragi ( lucky star )
61 juliet starling ( lollipop chainsaw )
62 ruru amour ( hug itto! precure )
63 aki narukami ( misao )
64 rabi en rose ( di gi charat )
RIGHT SIDE
65 brianna dulce ( rainbow high )
66 aria blaze ( mlp : equestria girls )
67 ame-chan ( needy girl overdose )
68 aoi kanzaki ( kimetsu no yaiba )
69 sylvia christel ( no more heroes )
70 ginger breadhouse ( ever after high )
71 kohane azusawa ( project sekai )
72 bronya zaychik ( honkai impact 3rd )
73 saki tenma ( project sekai )
74 riruka dokugamine ( bleach )
75 draculara ( monster high )
76 ichigo momomiya ( tokyo mew mew )
77 ann takamaki ( persona 5 )
78 yayoi takatsuki ( THE iDOLM@STER )
79 hana makihatayama ( ojamajo doremi )
80 nina sakura ( ultra maniac )
81 rise kujikawa ( persona 4 )
82 shushang ( honkai star rail )
83 mei kusakabe ( my neighbor totoro )
84 lily hoshikawa ( zombie land saga )
85 dj cookie ( cookie run )
86 pippi longstocking ( pippi longstocking )
87 pink ( mahou shoujo magical destroyers )
88 piper pinwheeler ( robots )
89 valerie amaranth ( magical warrior diamond heart )
90 twin turbo ( uma musume : pretty derby )
91 tart ( tokyo mew mew )
92 nagisa shiota ( assassination classroom )
93 drossel von flügel ( fireball )
94 najika kazami ( kitchen princess )
95 chinatsu kuramoto ( flying witch )
96 vendetta ( making friends )
97 sorano appare ( appare-ranman! )
98 sunny madison ( rainbow high )
99 jenny wakeman ( my life as a teenage robot )
100 barbara ( genshin impact )
101 nico yazawa ( love live! )
102 ichika usami ( kirakira precure a la mode )
103 ruli ( aikatsu planet!)
104 hay lin ( w.i.t.c.h )
105 teto kasane ( UTAU )
106 marnie ( pkmn )
107 robin ( f ) ( fire emblem awakening )
108 hikaru hoshina ( star twinkle precure )
109 hilda valentine goneril ( fire emblem : three houses )
110 falulu ( pripara )
111 kagura izumi ( ressha sentai toqger )
112 nico niiyama ( kiznaiver )
113 tsunade ( naruto )
114 lucia nanami ( mermaid melody pichi pichi pitch )
115 raki kiseki ( aikatsu on parade! )
116 ranmaru kirino ( inazuma eleven go! )
117 emiru aisaki ( hug itto! precure )
118 q84 ( hello charlotte )
119 nozomi tojo ( love live! )
120 klee ( genshin impact )
121 mimi valentine ( vtube )
122 gerti giggles ( spy kids )
123 kitty cheshire ( ever after high )
124 orange blossom ( strawberry shortcake )
125 miku imamura ( denji sentai megaranger )
126 agitha ( loz : twilight princess )
127 glenda ( petite princess yucie )
128 pepper ( pinky and pepper forever )
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Painted fingernails glimmer over the radio button; the bass stops rumbling under the back seats as Douma finally turns the music down just enough for his voice to be heard. It's an open road, without much traffic, so the speed meter is almost at its top.
" Yeah. Yes, I took him to the doctors today. No, turns out it wasn't rabies, so, you can tell Mei-Mei not to worry about the bite. " Mobile wedged between his chin and shoulder, Douma has been chatting up his various girlfriends incessantly during the ride. His erratic driving only makes the experience that much more stressful.
" Hm? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I might drop by tonight. I just need someone to watch him for me. ... what ? Babe! Are you out of your mind? Haha giiirl you're so crazy! Do they even have a kiddie pool at the party? ... Yeah he can swim... ? I think so. " Prismatic eyes momentarily snap to the rear view mirror, just as Douma makes a sharp turn that would most certainly shake his backseat passenger a little.
" Inosuke? Hello? Earth to Inosuke? " He chews a smile, briefly addressing the woman on the line. " Girl, stop! Staaaahp, I told you he's not slow! He just hasn't been properly socialized, the poor thing. " But he was cackling alongside her all the same.
" Inosuke would you like to go to a party with me later? There will be music! And a pool! And I'm pretty sure- babygirl, do they still have that petting zoo in the backyard? Oh, really! Inosuke! There will be a petting zoo! " He pauses, as the girl on the phone is barely heard laughing about something. Douma visibly restrains his own smile, then.
" ... and lots of food, goodies, stuff like that. You can wear that one-piece I got you. You'll look soooo cute in it~ "
(( cursed modern verse :D ))
Granted, Inosuke had found the speed to be rather amusing at first. The way the landscape zoomed past the car's windows was rather exhilarating, but the grating voice cackling on top of the engine's roar had gradually taken the fun out of this little outing.
He was still rather grumpy about the entire doctor ordeal. Cotton sticks shoved into his mouth, and he wasn't even allowed to bite the doctor's gloved fingers off. All of this for absolutely nothing in the end. When the doctor came back with the results, Inosuke was rather disappointed to hear that he had failed whatever test they'd been running.
That bitch had deserved the bite, anyway. Her fault for grabbing his cheeks without a warning.
Inosuke chuckled to himself at the memory of the woman writhing and screeching in agony, while prismatic eyes watched the scene with an unreadable expression that Inosuke hoped was shock and horror. There was no way to tell what this bastard was really thinking.
The sound of his name tore the boy away from his contemplations. His raised middle finger would be the only answer Douma would earn at first.
If hell was a place on earth, it had to be at this party thing.
"... pools are stupid. If I want water, I can just get it from the tap or the river. Loud music sucks. And zoos are dumb too. Animals aren't s'posed to be kept in cages, you moron."
A quick glare of the boy's emerald eyes, piercing into the rearview mirror with the clear intent to shatter it out of sheer will. He wasn't about to mention that he couldn't sleep, and that the mere thought of deep waters made his chest tighten.
"I'm only coming for the food. If a single of your bitches even touches me, I'm eating their entire hand this time. And I'm wearing whatever I want!"
He pulled on the strings of his hood, allowing his face to further disappear into its shadow, his nose diving into the collar to better keep the pungeant smell of smoke out of his nostrils. Boar ears comically flopped on top of his cranium at the pull on the hood's fabric.
"... the purple old man's gonna be here too, right? I'm not coming if he's not."
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They were all out of breath after fighting those demo-bats. Robin is crouching down, inspecting one of them lying on the ground. Nancy was checking on Steve when she heard Robin say "Uh, do you guys think these bats have, like, rabies?" she snaps her head in Robin's direction and looks at her in confusion. "What?" Steve says, as if she's seriously more worried about that. "I just that rabies are, like, my number one greatest fear. And I think we should get you a doc-" she was cut of as a bat attacked her from behind and digs its claws into her back. Her screams of pain were the worst thing Nancy has ever heard and she makes a promise to herself that she's gonna protect Robin from any pain, because that sounds was heartbreaking.
"ROBIN!" Steve and Nancy yell out as he graps the paddle and Nancy just runs straight to Robin, trying to get hit that bat off with her bare hands. 'get off, get off, get off! GET OFF!' she mentally chants to herself, while she hears Robin's whimpers and groans of pain. "N-Nance" she hears Robin's voice crack "G-get it off-AGH!" She screams out in pain and relief when Steve hit it off with the paddle. "FUCK!" Steve exclaims, going with a hand through his hair to pull it back. He drops the paddle and goes over to Robin and Nancy
Robin's legs buckle for a second and Nancy catches her before she falls "Hey, hey. You're ok, Robin. It's off, it's off.." Nancy tries to comfort a shaken Robin. "y-yeah..I'm okay" Robin's sucks in a breath and chuckles "Guess we both need to get checked up by a d-doctor now, Harrington" she says as Steve's joins them. He doesn't laugh, but smiles with concern. "y-ye-" he clears his throat "Yeah, I guess. So let's get out of here quick." he pads Robin on the shoulder, wanting them to walk back to the gate.
Eddie finally walked over to them "Shit, Buckley. You Okay?" he asked, genuine worry in his voice "Could be better, Munson" she chuckles out. Steve just scoffs "wow. I literally got eaten alive and you're not asking if I'm ok". Eddie says something back that makes Steve start arguing with him and Robin's just glad about the distraction from the pain.
Nancy was checking on Robin's back while she's was talking to the others (or well listing to them argue). She winces and tries not to sob at the horrible scratches and tiny holes the claws left and she wanted to carefully peel of the scratched layers of clothing to see it better , but hears a screeching and looks up to see more bats coming their way. "Ok-" she takes a deep breath to calm down "Ok, would you two shut up and stop arguing, we've got company" the others look at her and she points at the sky. they land around the portal. "We'll we got two injured but they are just 5 little things, we can easily beat them" Eddie tries to act confident.
They all nod in agreement and get in some kind of position. They have a weird staring contest with that demo-bats until they hear more screeching. "You've got the be kidding me" Robin's mutters out. More demo-bats were coming and Nancy being the genius she is just points at the woods. "That way, fast" she says and grabs Robin's hand, sharing a look and squeezing it in assurance. Robin's eyes widen and she shakes her head "Oh god, not more running. I hate running!" she starts as Nancy basically drags her.
(Time Skip)
They were all out of breath again, as they searched for cover under skull rock. They look up at the sky as demo-bats flew over them in the sky. When the cost was clear Robin tries to stand up from the crouching position, but her vision is kinda wozy and she hits her back on the rock wall and hiss out in pain "Shit-" holding her head, as it feels likes she's gonna pass. Nancy, who was crouched down next, stayed crouched down and turned to Robin in concern "Right- Shit- We need to stop the bleeding." she's getting panicked. 'Shit shit shit, what do I do! What do I have!' she looks around and then just looks at Robin's again, her yellowish button-down snatching her gaze. 'Perfect' she looks at Robin and tries to catch her unfocused eyes, who are somewhat focusing again. "Take off your shirt" Nancy says, trying to hide the shakiness in her voice. Robin flushes red at that command "Wha-" Nancy shuts up her up and tries to act fast, helping Robin out of her button-down and explaining what she's trying to do. "I-I'm going to use your shirt, to make as a bandage, to stop the bleeding. Robin's even more flustered but more present now, just nods her head quickly, which she imidiatly regrets as she groans at the incoming headache. "Idiot" Nancy fondly mumbles with soft eyes, as Robin's squeezes her own shut.
"Hey Wheeler, Harrington is losing lot of blood" she hears the panicked voice of Eddie. 'Great' Nancy things. "Just-... Just-.." she looks around and sees Steve leaning against the opposite stone wall, holding one of his bleeding wound. She also sees Eddie, with a panicked expression, clearly not knowing what to do without a bandage. She looks down to try and think of something that can be used as an bandage and she sees her own shirt "Of course" she quietly huffs out.
She turns back to Robin and almost jumps at the mesmerizing blue eyes staring back at her, but she just clears her throat and hands Robin her shirt back "if you can, try and rip it in a way. That it would be a good bandaid" she explains as she rips out parts of her shirt. "Or just hold it and I'll do it" Robin's gives a sound of agreement and just waits, starring at Nancy with big eyes as she tears out her own shirt. She watches as Nancy hands the ripped out piece of clothing to Eddie. Robin's somehow feels drunk and she starts chuckling but then gasped loudly in shock. Nancy was going as what was wrong but Robin just starts rambling out "Omg, what if those bats did have rabies? And what if I have rabies now!?" she stares at Nancy, fear and terror in her eyes, that Nancy is actually getting more concerned "I don't want to have rabies! Am I going to die of rabies!? Nancy?! NANCE! I'm going to die of rabies!!" tears start to form in Robin's eyes, her voice sounding petrified and Nancy imidiatly puts her hands on Robin's cheek, her thumbs perfectly reaching under the eyes, wiping away the forming tears. "You don't have rabies and you're not gonna die." she says as calmy and gently as possible, gently moving her thumbs to rub her cheeks. Robin's quickened breath, slowed down a bit "I'm not?" she quietly ask, sounding like a scared little girl. Nancy tries to smile which is a bit of a grimace but still somewhat a gently smile, shaking her head "Not when I can help it" they share a look and Robin's breathing evened back to normal.
They're shared look gets interrupted by Eddie saying that Steve's all bandaged up. Nancy turns her head a bit and glances at them for a second, telling them with a look, to not come near and then focuses back on Robin. Her hands still on Robin's cheek. She clears her throat "You just need to turn around, and try to stand still, so I can stop the bleeding, ok?" Robin's nods and turns around, leaning against the stone wall for support.
Robin's hears the tearing off clothes and groans in annoyance "Dammit. That was one of my favorites.."she quietly mumbles to herself. "It was already scratched up, at least we can still use it for something useful." Nancy said as Robin's blushes in embarrassment of Nancy having heard. "Now I need to lift your shirt.." Nancy said, looking calm but panicking on the inside. "R-Right" Robin's said and lifts her shirt up in the front so it's even up.
Nancy tries to not gasp and hide her worry but a curse slips out. Nancy almost froze up but remember that she has to stop the bleeding, so she works quick. Ignoring Robin's question of how bad it is and her groans of pain and hisses. It definitely looked less worse under the layers, or well, you couldn't see that chunk of flesh missing before, somehow covered up by the layers of clothing. It's not as big as Steve's, but it's deep. Nancy helped Robin's up and they started forming a plan of what to do now.
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All the while trying to get back to the right side up. Nancy stays close to Robin, but also focus on the mission of getting out, so she can get Robin checked out or properly cleaned. Robin's sometimes out of it and sometimes not. idk what blood loose does, and I'm to lazy to google, so that's just how that's it.
Hope you like it!
Also I'm 2-3 days late.
Not sure if I'm going to join at all those categories. But I just wanted to write at least one thing for Ronancetober.
(Credits to @lionydoorin for making Ronancetober)
@corgiplays, I literally started this a few minutes after I commented on your post. Forgot when that was. But I kinda feel like this was quick... Probably because I wrote it in one go. Anyway, hope you liked it. Also this is in the Murray adopting Robin AU, so Robin's injured too, let's go 💪✨... Her poor beautiful, stylish outfit tho 🥺
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