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korcariiwitch · 4 months

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if there's one thing you should know about me is that i solemnly swear to never be normal about your OCs. i'm gonna gnaw on them like a chew toy and stare longingly. i'm gonna consume every morsel of content you create for them and thank you for the food. i will hype them up with all the main character energy they deserve. and i will adore them and give them all the forehead kisses (with consent ofc) they want.

that's it. that's the post. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

#j speaks.#i love them your honor #ocs #blorbos #bg3 ocs #others' ocs

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danidoesathing · 1 year

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J.K. Simmons playing J. Jonah Jameson in every timeline has to be one of the funniest running gags ive seen in a movie. anyone can be Spiderman but there can only be one J. Jonah Jameson

#obsessed with this movie already #I think its funny that its just this one guy's destiny to be a mild nuisance for Spiderman #spiderman #across the spiderverse #spider man #across the spider verse #Spiderman across the spiderverse #j jonah jameson #dani speaks #spiderverse

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hikarry · 3 months

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I will never tire to watch this scene.

Aziraphale acts like a normal person but Crowley reacts like he has been shot by a bloody shotgun or a fucking sniper. He is so damn dramatic, my poor bitch

It's just a lil ball of paint, love 😭 please chill

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #david tennant #anthony j crowley #michael sheen #spencer speaks

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in-the-abyss · 4 months

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its the year 2048. qsmp now hosts 29 different languages from all 5 continents. there is a total of 231 streamers in the server. wilbur still hasnt been online a single time.

#the abyss speaks #qsmp #this is all /j of course i just told that joke to my sibling and i just HAD to post it

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indecision-s · 2 months

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i need the people in my life to stop 😁 commenting 😁 on 😁 my 😁 body 😁 !!!!1!!

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shadowgasp · 10 months

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I need to buy a gun

#IT’S. A. PARALLEL.#go2 spoilers #DAY 2/??? SUFFERING UNTIL SEASON 3 :D #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #photo #leigh speaks #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #not cr

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simplydm · 1 year

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Still just kind of processing that grian went “hey y’all want an actual soulmates au in your mcyt video series? Okay here’s double life.” And then later the hermits and the empires peeps went “hey we hear that some of you like hermitcraft x empires crossovers so here’s an actual one for you” like that actually happened what

#so clearly someone’s read the fanfiction #/j #speak up dm

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stepbrorafe · 1 month

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⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚

Rafe’s head snaps in your direction, his gaze harsh as he stares at you. You meet his eyes, your heart racing as you take in his expression. He’s furious.

“Are you serious right now?” He snaps, his body towering over you.

You’ve been misbehaving all day. From making smart comments to doing exactly what he tells you not to. It’s not that you want to defy him, you just want his attention.

He’s been busy for the past couple of weeks, so you’ve not been getting his undivided attention like you usually do. Maybe you’re being a brat, but you can’t help it. Sometimes, you just want him all to yourself.

You don’t say anything, your lips pulling down into a pout. His hand reaches forward, roughly gripping your jaw.

“The fuck are you acting like this for?” He questions, “Tryna cause a scene in front of my friends? S’that it?”

“No.” You shake your head, tears pooling in your eyes.

“Then why are you doing this shit?” He grits, jerking your face to keep your attention on him.

His friends stare with wide eyes from behind him, not daring to intervene. They’ve learned the hard way as to not tempt Rafe when he’s in moods like this with you.

“Think you need to be taught a lesson.”

You look up at him with doe eyes, “Rafe-“

He tsks, “Nah, y’know what my name is.”

Your eyes flicker from his to his friends, the two of them quickly averting their attention elsewhere.

“M’sorry dad.” You whine, practically stomping your feet.

“Yeah.. That’s right.” He speaks, his voice sickly sweet. “Now, here’s what’s gonna happen. You’re gonna go upstairs like a good little girl.. And I want you to be naked by the time I get up there. M’gonna fuck you silly, and if you’re good, dad just might let you cum.”

Your thighs clench at his words, your stomach tightening at the thought. You feel your heart racing with a mixture of excitement and nervousness, knowing you’re in for it.

“Fuck are you waiting for?” He’s raises his eyebrows, “Go.”

The second his hand releases your face, you’re quickly sprinting up the stairs to your shared bedroom. His sarcastic chuckle rings through your ears as he turns to kick his friends out.

As soon as you enter the bedroom, you’re fumbling to get your clothes off in a timely fashion. You know he’s pissed, you don’t want to make it worse by not being ready for him like he said.

The second you’re fully nude, you sit at the end of the bed and place your hands on your legs. It feels like forever has passed as you wait for him, though it’s only been a minute or so. Soon enough, he saunters in the room with a devious look in his eyes.

He shuts the bedroom door without a word, turning to observe you as you quietly stare up at him. Slowly stepping forward, he pulls his shirt over his head. Your eyes rake over his torso, admiring every dip and curve of his muscles. He’s so toned and fit, mouthwatering.

His hands fall down to his belt, unbuckling the leather, and swiftly removing it. Next, he takes off his pants and boxers, leaving him bare just like you. His erection stands tall, eager to feel you around him. He stalks forward, almost like a predator after its prey, and stands right in front of you.

He pushes you onto your back and lifts your legs, planting your feet on the bed with your thighs spread, showcasing your sweet center. You lift up onto your elbows to watch his every move.

His eyes take you in from head to toe, memorizing every detail of your body, seemingly etching it into his brain. Seeing you all submissive for him makes it all the more better. He loves when you’re completely and utterly his.

Soaking in every inch of you, he wraps his hand around his shaft, slowly pumping up and down. Your eyes widen at his movement, your entrance subconsciously clenching around nothing. He notices, a small smirk pulling to his lips as he watches your arousal ooze from you.

Your eyes bore into him as he continues to stroke himself, your desire for him burning hotter inside of you. You can’t help yourself, and bring your hand to your pussy, running your fingers along your wet folds.

“Aht aht.” He smacks your hand away, leaving you whining for stimulation. “Watch.”

Your lips form a pout at his demand, but you comply because you want to be a good girl for him. As much as it almost hurts not to be touched, you listen. You know you’ll be rewarded for being obedient, and what you’ll get in return will be worth the torture now.

He brings his hand up to your face, shoving two fingers into your mouth. You instantly swirl your tongue around them, sucking his digits just how he likes. After a minute, he pulls them out and wraps them back around his member, sighing from the feeling of your warm saliva enveloping him.

His muscles flex as he continues to jerk his cock, dribbles of precum forming at his tip. Your core aches at the sight, desperate for him to fill you up. You can orgasm just from the visual he’s giving you.

As he strokes himself, his free hand meets your thigh, rubbing all over with a strong pressure. Your breath picks up as he gets closer and closer to where you need him, yet he never gives you the satisfaction you so desperately want.

“Look at you.” He coos, “So wet already.. Haven’t even done anything.”

You whimper when his fingers dance outside your folds, purposely ignoring your throbbing heat. After another moment of teasing you, his thumb trails through your lips from your entrance to your clit, eliciting a low moan from your mouth.

As his thumb presses your clit down, he positions his tip at your entrance and slowly pushes in, rubbing slow circles on your bundle of nerves. You gasp at the feeling of him filling you out, your walls stretching to make room for him.

“So fucking tight.” He groans, practically shuddering as he bottoms out.

Stilling for just a moment, he pulls back until just his tip remains, then pushes back in with great force. A loud moan emits from your throat from the sudden change in pace.

His hands grip your legs, pulling them over his shoulders as he thrusts in and out of you. His strokes are deep and hard, almost stealing your breath every time he digs into your sweet spot.

Your eyes roll back, your mouth falling open with a repetitive ‘ah, ah’ sound coming from it. The headboard slams into the wall, over and over again. His fingertips dig into your thighs, keeping your legs open for him.

“This s’what you wanted, no?” He questions, “Acting up just so I’d fuck you.”

You don’t respond, the only thing you’re able to spit out being lewd moans as he pounds into you.

“Yea..” He hums, nodding to himself. “Don’t worry. You’re gonna get fucked.”

After saying that, he pushes your legs forward against your chest. His thrusts pick up, turning your mind into mush as he digs you out. His eyes move back and forth from your fucked out expression to the way your pussy squeezes him, his eyes damn near rolling back from both sights.

He leans over you, shoving his cock as deep as it would go, his hips slamming into the back of your thighs as he does so. The heavenly sound of both of your moans and your bodies smacking together fills the room, and its music to Rafe’s ears.

“Oh m-my god.” You cry out as you feel the knot in your stomach twisting tightly.

He grins down at you as you writhe beneath him while he continuously abuses your cervix. Your brows furrow as your face scrunches in pleasure, your body ablaze with pure bliss.

Rafe uses one hand to hold your legs in place, his other hand going down to your center. Wetting his fingers with your slick, he rubs your clit in fast circles, causing your body to tremble.

You don’t even have time to warn him before the band in your stomach snaps, your juices pouring out of you as you convulse beneath him. He groans at the sight of you coming undone and the feeling of your squeezing him so tight.

With a few more harsh thrusts, he’s balls deep in you, his dick twitching as he paints your walls with a milky white. He gives you another few pumps, emptying his entire load as you pulsate around him.

He lets your legs go and falls forward, holding most of his weight on his elbows beside your head. The two of you are breathless as you stare at one another.

“All you gotta do is ask, baby.” He grins, passionately kissing you. “You know dad’ll give it to you.”

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nice-and-accurate-ramblings · 3 months

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Guys no matter what you do don’t think about how Crowley and Aziraphale look at each other in the Ritz at the end of season one

#I made the mistake and now I am going insane :)))#they are so fucking BESOTTED WHAT THE FCUK #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #dawn speaks

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vanivanvanilla · 2 months

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FUCKING WHAT ?

#van speaks #QUINTON ????????#i didn’t even notice the time at first i was j thinking to myself looking at his recent uploads ‘is he ok he’s been uploading a lot’#nearly shat myself seeing fucking 38 hours WHAT #i thought 12 hours was the max on yt how the fuck did he post this

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korcariiwitch · 5 months

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Sooooo I was using fantasy name generator, as one does, just to look for inspiration for the name of my warlock's patron since I wasn't feeling any of the canon 5e options for the Great Old One. I went to the mindflayer name one, to see if there was one that sounded just 'eldritch entity' enough in my head.

Tell me why the second option was KEN 😂😂😂

I can't stop laughing, fantasy name generator really said:

Ken, the warlock patron of beach ✨

#d&d #warlocks #the great old one #bg3 oc #j speaks.#also keep misreading the first one as 'slut'#now i'm imagining what a warlock patroned to ken's spells would look like #instead of eldritch blast #it's eldritch beach ball or something #fucking life jacket of madness #POCKET SAND

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rgbfall · 5 months

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#fall speaks #mogai #butch #lesboy #lgbt #this came to me in a dream... /j

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frogchiro · 5 months

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Kin please where is my man Nikto

I'm dying

(I'm shamelessly stealing that pic)

ALSO HEY DEAR HOW ARE YOU♡

As for my man Nikto, he's alive and well and probably balls deep in his pretty nurse!reader😭

He's just awful like that :( Always seeking you out, always bothering you and never feels bad about it. Nikto would probably get shot on purpose just so that 'you and your angelic hands could heal him'.

Also I can totally see him as being kinda pushy and come off as very creepy with his advances?? He's much older than you, has deep running scars both physically and mentally but he just can't stay away from you even if he tried (which he did not). He has this deep running attachment to you because tbh you were probably the first person who actually showed him genuine human kindness, even if it was small and seemingly insignificant.

But he's also a nasty dick :(( Jerks off to porn with girls who look like you, his deep scratchy voice almost hoarse with the noises he lets out bc yes, Nikto is actually pretty vocal in bed :(

Definitely isn't above stealing your things, especially your shirts or panties for him to 'add to his collection'. Tbh at some point he put one of your worn shirts on his pillow and just laid on it and inhaled your sweet scent as he was jerking off with your panties, his thick, musky cock leaking all over them and covering them in his sperm :(

#kin speaks #asks #interactions #my man nikto is an excuse for me to be nasty #but he's slavic and brain damaged so we can let it go♡/j #cod x reader #cod mw x reader #nikto x reader #cod nikto #nikto #nikto cod

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forenhypens · 4 months

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