#james bond incorrect quotes

[thestarwarslesbian]

Bond: You want me to make out with Q for the mission?

M: No

Bond: *shakes his head as he walks over to Q* I can’t believe you are making me do this

M: I’m really not

Q: shut up and let him speak

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[dryadsys]

[at Bond's funeral]

Q: I just need a minute alone with him.

Everyone: of course [leaves]

Q: [leaning over Bond's coffin] listen here, you little shit. I know you're not dead.

Bond: yeah no shit.

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[linnea-bowiesversion]

Remus: where’s Regulus and Sirius?

James: oh Sirius is teaching Reggie to drive. Some good brotherly bonding :D

Remus:

Remus: Sirius never learned how to drive!?!

Meanwhile:

Sirius: so, there’s two pedals, sometimes three but you can ignore the left one.

Regulus: I don’t think-

Sirius: the lines on the road are more suggestions than anything, like the speed limit.

Regulus: are you sure that-

Sirius: I’m not sure how to turn on the blinkers. Ready?

Regulus: no wait I-

Sirius *shouting*: GO GO GO

Regulus, *screaming*: *floors it*

#at least they’re bonding?? #they’re both the passenger princess #Sirius doesn’t get why people don’t let him drive #marauders #jegulus #wolfstar #James potter #Remus Lupin #sirius orion black #regulus arcturus black #the black brothers #marauders incorrect quotes

[veryberryjelly]

bookshop and cafe date with jason todd <3

𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

someone headcanoned that jacob elordi is jason todd and i can't get it out of my head .!!.

models in this moodpboard are not any depiction of s/o, just the aesthetic of the photos

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[thestalwartheart]

Scavenger Hunt Item #46 Pick 2 or more characters. Using this generator, generate a set of dialogue. Use it in your fic or artwork.

#007 fest 2023 #teambondvillains #james bond #002 #incorrect quotes #that's our man bond

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Mission going wrong-

William: Time for plan G

Albert: Don't you mean plan B?

William: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties

Bond: What about plan D?

William: Plan D was the desperate disguise attempt an hour ago

Sherlock: What about plan E?

William: I'm hoping we don't have to come to that. You die in plan E

Louis: I like plan E

#moriarty the patriot #william james moriarty #albert james moriarty #bond #sherlock holmes #louis james moriarty #louis and his hatred for sherlock #i don't remember where i've read this one but i'm sure it was about teen wolf #mission going wrong #but they succeeded in the end #nobody died #incorrect quotes

[arrowmaker15]

(Everyone gathered in the living room of Wayne Manor)

Dick: You know what time it is!

Damian: I do not need a costume, Grayson.

Dick, ignoring Damian: This year's theme is superheroes and/or vigilantes! I'll go first; I'll be dressing up as the Flash!

Tim: Wally's version, I assume. I'll go as Superboy.

Jason: Do I have to?

Dick: Yes.

Jason, sighing: Male Wonder Woman.

Damian:...

Damian: Batman.

Cass: Black Canary.

Barbara: Batgirl.

Duke: Can she- whatever. Black Lightning.

Bruce:

Bruce: Superman...

Steph: Red Hood.

(Everyone looks at her)

Steph: Yes, I'll be going as my boyfriend. Don't give me that look, Tim's going as his!

Bruce: Excuse me-

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[emiliasilverova]

007 Fest 2023, Scavenger Hunt item no. 9 (5/5): ‘Create an “incorrect quotes” post. Can fill up to 5 times. (Take a set of dialogue from another piece of media and assign it to Bond characters. Example link here)’

And one more for the road. Always a pleasure to pit those two idiots against each other, eh Q? *cackles*

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[luminiferocity]

James Bond x Fleabag incorrect quotes

Scavenger hunt item #9

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[glass-onion-incorrect-quotes]

How Phillip and Blanc really met

Blanc: The bond's Name. James Name. Phillip: Pleased to...what? Blanc: Bond Name's the james Phillip: Are you alright? Blanc: Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance

Source

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[sheriiam]

Sherlock: you really put everything aside to come to me? How did you even get here so fast?

William: uh, nothing much, don't wor―

Bond: several traffic violations.

Sebastian: three counts of resisting arrests.

Albert, drinking from the bottle: roughly four of these.

Fred: also *points at the cab* maybe we left the cabby behind.

Sherlock: m-maybe?

William: technically we'd have reached earlier if Louis didn't free the horses of the previous cab we took.

Sherlock: ...

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[mxskellington]

Alex: What the fuck did you just say to me

Henry: I said that you’re my Bond girl

Alex: Exactly I- What??

Henry: You just said that I’m practically James Bond by association. If I’m Bond, that makes you my Bond girl, love

Alex: Jvksjsrjsv

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[3nigm4art]

Incorrect 00Q #1

Quote from a very 00Q show

Scav hunt #9:  Create an "incorrect quotes" post. 

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[somedamslytherindemigod]

HP headcannon time!

Ok, so we all know that Arthur Weasley is obsessed with muggles and their strange culture. So, every year, he would force the Weasleys to watch James Bond as a "cultural reference". When Ron first went to hogwarts, he met Harry, who later almost befriended Draco. So, when Draco sais "I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy", Ron is reminded of "Bond, James Bond" and THAT's why he laughs.

#Ron Weasley #Arthur Weasley #harry potter #draco malfoy #james bond #Incorrect Harry potter quotes #hp #Harry potter and the philosophers stone #harry potter and the sorcerers stone #and then Ron explaines it to Harry (after Dracos gone) and Harry almost dies from laughter

[samanthahirr]

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[hecticwinter]

Bond: Last night I found out Q is a sleep talker.

Tanner: Oh, really?

Bond: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

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