Saw some other people doing this redraw thing so now I have to sorry it’s the rules
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old men
I cannot believe he said this............we are so back we're so back we are SOOOO back
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okay we have a winner for round seven!
next up…
p.s. jayroy is jason todd/roy harper, jartemis is jason todd/artemis of bana-mighdall (from the outlaws)
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My new fixation really brought home just how much RAS shorted himself, his characters and his audience by whittling the round peg that is Artemis Entreri into the square hole that is Rob's heroic chaotic good obsession.
We could have had a demiace aro introvert on the sociopathy (and possibly autistic) spectrum. But no. We get supposedly strictly hetero heroism from someone who just needed to be shone the light...that he somehow missed for a century until he could be saved from himself.
Am I going to have to write a fanfic? Is this how this starts?
Early Artemis Entreri exploring his sexuality and finding he isn't only sex repulsed from trauma with men, but also doesn't get anything out of intercourse with he doesn't from masturbating. He might find a personal relationship he values enough to share it as a gesture of intimacy, but relationships take work he doesn't necessarily want to invest.
He might have preferences or dislikes, feeling an absence of people places or things he is used to. But he's never going to feel heady and irrational the way alloromantic people do.
Finding out that he doesn't just become the best because Plot Armor, but because while everyone else fixated on dinosaurs, he literally studied the blade.
He studies and stalks victims for the puzzle he can solve on a person to person level but not in the aggregate.
He can read people like a book because he is looking at signs other people overlook in favor of norms, sympathy or empathy that Artemis doesn't click with.
None of this made him an assassin or violent. His first fixation could have been for a different subject or guild. It's the fact that he was launched into thieving by poverty and assassination by circumstance that made him a murder artiste.
This is all just to say, we could have aro demiace autistic socio Artemis which is a more nuanced character, and still have him connect with someone in an adult relationship that involves the smuttiest smutsword known to Faerun.
Jarlaxle is the person trying to get a colorblind person to add more 'style' and color to their wardrobe. Pansexual disaster man tried to force music from someone tone deaf and didn't understand how it went so wrong.
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Jason and Artemis confessing their feelings for each other but deciding to remain friends after realizing they’re both touch-me-nots the one time they tried to have sex. Send tweet
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hello yes, i was on the ol' ao3 and noticed that um... the smutty sellswords drawings were gone. were you going to repost them somewhere else online? please and thank you
[[ Hey there, thanks for the heads up! Looks like the place where I'd uploaded the drawings to is gone, which caused the links in that work in AO3 to no longer function. I think I might've originally had those point to a forum thread in a Pillowfort community...
I'll work on updating those links, as well as posting the rest of my NSFW Artemis x Jarlaxle drawings on this Twitter account. I'm not the biggest fan of Twitter, but I'm not really sure where else I can post NSFW art. ]]
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2 tickets to the barbie- i mean sellsword movie please
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