#jw memes

[quirky-ex-cultist]

What’s your favorite bible stories of god being really shit to people for no good reason? Obviously Job is THE “wait, is god the asshole” story, but personally I’ll never get over god just, y’know, TURNING LOT’S WIFE INTO A PILLAR OF SALT. Taking away what the story is supposed to be telling us symbolically, god did NOT have any good reason to do that. She did what, GLANCE BACK? Jehovah I promise you bro it is not that serious 😭

#ex jw #ex cult #cult tw #ex jw memes #jw #funnies #jw tw #ex mormon #memes #ex christian #ex jehovah's witness #cult #apostate #exjw #jw memes #pimo #religious trauma

[jiyuvib3]

Excuse me Sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour God Ussop?

#hahaha #humor #memes #comedy #tontatta #dwarves #anime #anime memes #one piece #god ussop #Jehovah witness #jw memes

[nectarink]

#ex jw #exjw #ex jw memes #exmo #the asylum where they raised me

[wisteria-grows-here]

#ex jehovah's witness #ex jw #ex jehovahs witness #cult survivor #pimo #exmormon #exmo #jehovahswitnesses #ex christian #exjw.org #exjwsouthafrica #exjw #exjwsupport #exjw support #ex jw memes #deconversion #free will

[kingcheezits]

#jurassic world #dinosaur meme #dinosaurs #dinosaur #jurassic #jw #ca #camp cretaceous meme #camp cretaceous #jurassic world camp cretaceous #doe #rexy #little eatie #spiderman #spiderman meme

[mellorine-dreams]

#ex jw #exjw #ex jw memes #pomo #pimo #this is not the flex they think it is #the GB are fucking idiots #Mel mutters #mels memes

[tosahobi-if]

YERI MILESTONE KEEP BEING THE COOL SAUCE YOU ARE 🔥🔥

this might sound really ooc but everytime I see that one video that goes like "wow that cat is very cute" it somehow reminds me of the mount hua trio (I'm pretty sure which one is which is pretty clear there 🤐)

i had to look it up but yeah. yeah that’s the huasan trio HSJDJJDN

#anon #ro: yul #ro: jinwol #mc: our sajae is sooo cute #jw: EVIL SPAWN OF A DEMON #sorry for answering this so late #i started drawing it as a meme audio #or whatever those are called? #animatic! #and then realized i have to work on a paper

[cococowboah]

For anyone who may be curious:

Some years ago I wrote a Jade and Neeta* fanfiction that turned into a novella. I changed the names, Jade to Amber, and Neeta to Nichole, just to cover my ass in case Watchtower came knocking with a cease and desist, and published it.

Nothing really happened to it for a while. I had it up for free on a few eBook sites and forgot about it.

Earlier this year I learned Amazon had been selling and promoting it, without giving me a dime in royalties since I had it as a free eBook. Every single sale of that book went right to Amazon.

I believe it's now off Amazon for good, as I've requested it removed from all eBook platforms to prevent this from happening again. The book is now available, in full and for free, on my website. Anyone can read it regardless of their status as a JW, I know many younger ones without independent bank accounts were concerned with PIMI** parents questioning the purchase of Jehovah's Forbidden Love Story, so I hope anyone who had concerns about that when finding the book on Amazon can now read it here.

Love ya guys ❤️ and happy holidays

*characters from a Jehovah's Witness series on recruiting cult members

**PIMI, meaning Physically In, Mentally In (currently practicing and believes in the religion.) Variations are PIMO, Physically In, Mentally Out (practicing the religion for the sake of maintaining familial relationships or other reasons, but doesn't believe in the religion anymore.) POMI Physically Out, Mentally In ( not practicing either by choice or by force through disfellowshipping, but still believes in the religion.) And POMO, Physically Out, Mentally Out (no longer practicing, has successfully left the cult behind.)

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[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

For those of you who attended the memorial and need a palate cleanser (or several lmfaooo):

#exjw #ex jw #ex cult #pimo #apostate #As soon as I got home I needed to listen to some black metal and otherwise edgy music idk about you #Youtube #flashing light tw #pulsing lights #Stromae’s “Tous Les Memes” was my queer AND apostate awakening by the way. I love him

[gabrellle]

Sometimes I start thinking maybe JWs aren’t a cult and then I have a little memory like “yeah I wasn’t allowed to have friends at school. Why? Oh because if I did I wasn’t going to go to paradise.”

And I have a little 2s panic attack just thinking it

Ok yes yeah it is and I am so happy to be gone

#ex JW #exjw #ex jw memes #exjwposting #oh no I could make friends #that option was always given #but if you do you are shunned by the only exclusive society you’ve ever been allowed to be a part of #and if you believe the illustrations #get so disillusioned with drugs and sex #that you get scared and come back #begging on your knees for their forgiveness #promising I will repent I will repent #trauma? no not me no sir

[quirky-ex-cultist]

Directly after this, I informed her of the fact that Jehovah’s Witnesses refer to the Governing Body as “The Faithful and Discreet Slave”. Her response?

“OH MY GOD, I WAS FUCKING JOKING???”

#i love when non xtians find out about this shit and are flabbergasted #like it is in your face that god condones slavery and always has but this is just SO funny #ex jw #ex cult #cult tw #ex jw memes #jw #funnies #jw tw #ex mormon #memes #ex christian #ex jw meme #ex jehovah's witness #cult #apostate #exjw #jw memes #pimo #religious trauma

[cormancatacombs]

The Jehovah’s Witnesses looking at my No Trespassing/Soliciting sign yesterday

#like sirs we put Santa hats on our Halloween porch decorations do we really seem like your type #maybe i need to add a ‘NO proselytizing’ sign #ugh #annoying #jehovas witnesses #huh i wonder who that’s for #garfield #meme #leave us alone #leave us the fuck alone #garfield meme #sign #jw #jehovah’s witnesses #jehovah’s witness

[wandavald]

probably someone has already done this but I couldn't let the occasion slip

#john wick #jw #keanu reeves #john wick meme #keanu fan #thats bad #i know #i have a weird sense of humor

[wisteria-grows-here]

*Me, a recovering ex jw, mentally preparing for a chill night out with friends*

I'm allowed to do this. This is ok, I'm allowed to have fun

#ex jehovah's witness #ex jw #ex jehovahs witness #cult survivor #pimo #exmormon #exmo #jehovahswitnesses #exjw.org #exjw #ex jw memes #ex christian #deconversion

[spokelseskladden]

no but actually, when I was like 16 I decided to get in deep with the cult, like fanatically deep. Donating my entire allowance and dedicating myself to biweekly bible study deep. Mainly because I had deluded myself into thinking that if only I could become a perfect jehovah’s witness, god would heal my crippling gender dysphoria by either taking pity on me and simply give me a dick and testosterone for the low price of my freedom and dignity, or alternatively taking it away all together and let me live my life blissfully as a cis woman for all eternity in paradise. The latter never sounded appealing to me, and I’m not going to pretend that the blatant sexism within the cult wasn’t a part of it at all, but even if you removed it, I still didn’t particularly care for having tits. I did realize that the former alternative probably wasn’t likely to happen in the end, and that’s probably one of the big reasons I never could admit to actually just being a guy, even though it was kinda obvious. Cause when you know you can’t ever have something, it’s easier to pretend you never wanted it in the first place, lol

#ex jw #isn't it funny that I even entertained the idea of fucking JEHOVAH giving me top surgery or some shit? #dude are you daft? the babykiller who hates the gays? You really think THAT GUY would support trans rights? #also. my OG mutuals probably remembers me sort of coming out as nonbinary back then‚ and i want you to know that I was not #practically everything I ever said about my gender back then wasn't real and I KNEW it wasn't real. I was just scared as fuck lol #cause I couldn't open that can of worms and then close it again. and like yeah. experimenting with gender can be great and important #but I wasn't experimenting‚ I knew it wasn't completely right from the moment I said it and idk. I want that out in the open I guess lol #funny thing is I kinda did that thing AGAIN not that far back when I was like oh yeah any pronouns goes :) oh no it's they/them achtually #oh now im he/they and oh I just want to define anything and blah blah blah #and I was sitting there and I just asked myself what the hell I was doing cause you're a grown ass man and you KNOW you're spewing bullshit #like i thought i would keep things ambigous but in hindsight. the url i had and having my other name in my bio was kinda stupid #in my defence i didn't think about my url and i still don't really mind my legal name so lol #but i realized i was just pussyfooting around everything and i'm tired of it so yeah! #anyway. look at me revealing my fucking lore here. i've gotten way off track and idk what i was trying to get to #if you read this far you get like. knowledge about me you probably didn't want #you're welcome i guess? idk lol #insert drive through meme or something

[kingcheezits]

#Jurassic world #Jw #Jurassic world camp cretaceous #Camp cretaceous #Jwcc #Dinosaur king #Jwcc meme