#kirby bong

[hellomakittyx00x]

Spacey cute Kirby pipe 💕✨💖💫

@chubbybones_glass

#420stoner #fairycore #girly aesthetic #girls who smoke weed #kawaiiaesthetic #420girl #kawaii #cute stoner #hello kitty #420daily #kawaii aesthetic #pink aesthetic #cute stoner stuff #cute pipes #just girly things #kirby bong #kirby pipe #Decoden

[zackmeyman]

Started my character color wheel with PINK!

#pinkie pie #mlp fim #my art #artists on tumblr #barbie #waddles #gravity falls #dee dee #dexters laboratory #bing bong #inside out #buu #dbz #pokemon #snagglepuss #vampirerosario #kirby #adventure time #princess bubblegum #patrick star #porky pig #piglet

[hauntingmiser]

Also I give you this image I have made last second lol

Maruki is chilling with that void bong lol

#takuto maruki #local MF got that Kirby bong #even though I'm late because I made that dumbass Sprite edit I give you this as a token of my gratitude #weed time #weed day #but late #tumblr memes #anime and manga #persona 5 royal #persona 5 #maruki #dr maruki #dr. maruki #persona 5 royal maruki #persona 5 maruki #my apologies if he shirtless he's chilling like a baller lol #cw weed #my bad if the image looks crusty 😞 #p5r #maruki takuto #also he has cooking scars because what the hell ! he's been cooking high or not

[pikmin-applebloom-art]

Interrupting a misplaced tablet pen induced art block to bring you this

[ID:

Kirby in a panicked state, as indicated by its sweat and distressed open frown. There is a shop vac in multiple pieces next to it and Kirby can’t open it up and grab the handle to attach the gold lamé hose. The vacuum is black and red and the nozzle is also red. text:

Dedede Dust Bustah Shop Vac

For all y’all not just Gals

The shop vac has his emblem, a simplified depiction of his hand holding a peace sign. The emblem is also gold and sparkly. End of ID.]

recreated my panic with a shop vac using kirby also tried experimenting with line weight

Yes King Dedede would sell gender neutral shop-vacs with gold lamé tubing and a matching decal with his emblem

#made in csp #he's a capitalistic monarch but he's not a misogynist and he’s actually gay and a penguin and owns a bong #kirby #nintendo #king dedede #when I draw kirby stuff from memory it mostly involves the anime #Also normal vacuums are gender neutral in dreamland King Dedede just wants to sell more of them

[fujoshistringgummy]

do we have a canon name for blue kirby? if not then what name do we bestow upon this hapless creature

Bong Water

#letterbox #sometimes i call ‘em healmore in my head #bc the doctor healmore kirby is blue lol

[kitsune-pop]

Hazy Daze

CW: casual vore, weed, digestion

Hazel sat down on her living room floor, leaning against the couch. It was her day off, and she was gonna make it a good one, starting with some smoke, snacks and games. She carefully packed a bowl for her trusty Kirby bong, lit it up and popped open a box of cheese snacks to nibble on while she booted up her Wii for Mario Kart. Today was gonna be a good day.

0o0

Hazel was having a great time. Her living room was sufficiently cloudy, she was beating the computer drivers within an inch of their lives and she was relaxed enough that even the occasional Blue Shell didn't bother her (or the following Red Shell, or Green Shell, or Star…). Even so, she was still hungry. Two hours into the day and she'd already eaten all the snacks.

She shook her bangs out of her eyes as she crossed the finish again, dirty blonde hair falling right back into her face as she reached for her phone. She had told herself she wasn't going to order anything, but her tummy had started grumbling at her–which she absentmindedly rubbed through her tank top as she looked at her delivery options. Pizza was always a good choice, plus it wasn't too expensive. She cracked a grin when a popup of "Still hungry? Order the delivery person for dinner too! Take advantage of our Delivery Delivery deal today!" showed up on the app.

"Not this time, capitalism. I'm watching my bank account today." Hazel giggled a bit, ordering her pizza and packing a tad more in her Kirbong. It shouldn't take more than half an hour for her pizza to get here, and she wanted to have the perfect amount of munchies by the time it got delivered.

0o0

After the third time of falling off the track on Maple Treeway, Hazel paused her game to laugh at herself. The pot was definitely affecting her now. She guessed after a few hours of smoking even someone with her tolerance would start to feel it. Polite knocking grabbed her attention and she got to her feet, throwing a pair of pajama pants on before she answered the door.

A cute girl stood on her dingy welcome mat, complete with a hat starring a pizza logo and a single pizza box balanced in her hands. She barely came up to Hazel's chin, but at 193 cm most girls were shorter than her anyways.

The delivery girl looked up at Hazel with a brilliant smile, beaming up at her. "Thank you for choosing Happy Helper's Pizzeria! I hope you enjoy your order!"

Hazel blinked slowly, brain struggling to break through the fog before she reached for her pizza. "Thanks, I'm starving." Her belly gave an audible grumble, which she tried to stifle by placing a hand on her midsection.

The smaller girl glanced down shyly before looking back up at Hazel's face. "It sure sounds like it! Good thing you ordered the special!" She reached up and took off her hat–straight dark hair dropping to just above her shoulders–before moving to unbutton her work uniform, still smiling all the way.

Hazel quickly raised a hand to stop the delivery girl (although not before giving her a quick once-over), lifting the pizza box in one hand over her head before speaking up. "Uh, I only ordered the pizza. No offense." The shorter girl looked up at Hazel before pointing at the pizza in her hand.

"On your order it says you upgraded for Delivery Delivery though."

Confused now, Hazel looked at her receipt to see, yup, one pizza and one Delivery Delivery special. She quickly grabbed her phone, opened the app and looked at her orders. As she did, the clouds in her head parted just enough for her to remember opening the app shortly after placing the order and adding the deal to her delivery. Looks like the munchies took another victory on her bank account.

She shrugged, pocketing her phone and opening her door up for the delivery girl to walk in. "Hey, I won't turn down a meal like you! Especially after I already spent the money…"

The girl laughed, her smile not as brilliant as before but much more genuine. "Pretty sure we've all made bad decisions when we're high." She finished unbuttoning her top, tossing it on the floor before she reached down to untie her shoes, giving Hazel a fantastic view of her next meal's assets.

A plump ass, juicy thighs, smooth skin, this was someone who took good care of themselves and probably knew they weren't gonna last long around predators. As she kicked off her shoes and socks she turned around, showing off a small muffin top and perky boobs. Catching Hazel staring she laughed and winked at the tall pred before dropping her pants and panties in one movement, stepping out of the pool of clothes and smiling salaciously.

"So, how do you want me?" The girl posed a little bit, showing off for Hazel as the tall girl put her long forgotten pizza on the counter. The pred walked forward, grabbed the girl's shoulders and quickly stuffed her head into her mouth, moaning at the taste of natural shampoo (coconut?) flooding her mouth.

She quickly worked her way down, gulping down her neck and shoulders, giving some extra attention to her prey's tasty tits. She felt the girl jerk in surprise before feeling soft hands kneading her stomach, giving gentle rubs and pinches. Wasting no time Hazel lurched forward, relaxing her muscles and stuffing the girl into her throat down to her belly button. Now for the annoying part.

Hazel leaned back, picking her prey up off the ground and holding the young girl above her head. The experienced pred stepped back, leaning against her counter before beginning to gulp her meal down in earnest, gravity helping deliver the girl into her stomach. With a few powerful swallows Hazel quickly had the girl tucked away in her belly, tank top riding up and pajama pants pushing down under the dome of overstuffed gut.

Hazel stood there, panting to herself as her meal shifted into a more comfortable position inside her. Already she felt her stomach groaning and squeezing around her meal, and she grabbed her pizza before waddling over to her couch and plopping down on it. The pred moaned at how full she felt, rubbing her stretched skin as she felt her passenger start to play with herself even as her belly did its best to digest her.

Hazel started to get hard listening to the muffled pants and moans coming from her tummy. Unable to think of an excuse not to, the buck toothed pred reached under her stomach and into her pants, grabbing her cock and beginning to rub one out. With one hand in her pants and another rubbing the taut skin of her belly Hazel was quickly bringing herself to orgasm. The feeling of a stuffed, bloated belly was made even sweeter with the gasps and moans coming from within, the noises starting to get drowned out by the grumbling of the organ itself. She could feel every twitch and movement from her prey inside her, and could tell when the smaller girl came, her stomach deforming slightly as the girl arched her back, screaming in pleasure before relaxing.

Of course, relaxing just meant Hazel's body won the little war of attrition they had between them. The muscles quickly clenched and squeezed the girl within her into a tight ball, and a final powerful belch signaled the last of the air being forced out. Hazel came hard as she burped, panting and moaning as she made a mess of her pants. She leaned back against her couch, breathing hard for a minute before glancing at her Kirbong, a smile on her lips. She still had the whole rest of the day to herself, didn't she?

0o0

Hazel jerked awake at a loud bang, followed by some choice cursing. "Seriously, Hazel?! What the fuck! We were supposed to go to the movies tonight!"

The tall pred looked up at her friend Trixie. The short girl was fuming, red faced and glaring. Hazel looked around her living room, noting the empty pizza box and her character idling in front of a wall in her game, the race long over. She rubbed her head before belching, putting a hand on the much smaller bulge in her middle.

"Sorry, I didn't think I was gonna fall asleep." She noted Trixie's flushed face and the way she completely refused to look at her bloated belly. Grinning, she leaned forward, her stomach gurgling as another burp popped out of her mouth. "But that doesn't mean we can't find something to do here."

#silly millie speaks #v0re #v.ore #digestion vore #casual v0re #casual vore #same size vore #trans female pred #female prey #intoxication kink #intox kink

[roguish-gallery]

Reasons why you should vote for Penguin and NOT Jason in the Sexyman poll:

Oswald (🥰)~

Smells good ✅

Clean clothes ✅

Not dead ✅

Round, squishy and Rubenesque (like Kirby) ✅

Stays in his lane ✅

Owns a small, local business. A hustler who hires parolees and is always on the grind ✅

Attended my 2nd grade dance recital after my father left to buy milk two years prior ✅

Certified Babygirl ✅

Jason (🤢)-

Stinky ❌

Hasn’t washed his clothes since Alfred died and won’t do it for him ❌

Dead ❌

Not round (built like Chris Pratt 🤢🙅‍♀️) ❌

Unemployed ❌

Left the house to buy milk when I was six and my mom and I never saw him again ❌

Never brings his own weed to parties and hogs the bong all night❌

Took a shit on my lawn ❌

#oswald cobblepot #the Penguin #oswaldsweep

[poppetsisters]

Someone please stop me. I want to draw Classic Reed Richards relaxing on some beautiful alien planet while smoking his pipe. Meanwhile, Ultimate Reed Richards is depressed in his dark basement lab taking a hit from a Jack Kirby-style bong.

#fantastic four #reed richards #mr. fantastic #the maker #ultimate marvel #marvel comics #The only reason I thought of this is because classic Reed actually does smoke in the 60s comics #and then I thought if the ultimate universe wanted to adapt Reed smoking they would’ve just made him a stoner

[hellomakittyx00x]

Funky Kirby space bong now available ✨

#420stoner #fairycore #girly aesthetic #space core #girls who smoke weed #kawaii #kawaiiaesthetic #hello kitty #420girl #cute stoner #420daily #kirby #kirby fanart #kirby bong #pink aesthetic #pink ore #hellokitty core #kawaii stoner #cute bongs #stoner stuff #girly glass

[pikminapplebloom]

2024 predictions in case Apollo is correct

TF2 gets announced on the switch or dual switch

Halken unionizes and the announcement confuses everyone because it shows Kirby’s pink nub implying a fist

Miyamoto decides that Peter Jackson and Jeff Marsh should direct the Zelda series and Dan gets involved and they turn it into a P and F style cartoon with Zelda characters + they stop working for Disney. Lamar Abrams voices Ganondorf and gives him a Swedish accent somehow.

Italy legalizes weed, and Milleflori bongs are now considered “chic”.

Elon Musk dies when driving his car in an explosion.

Homosexuality found in cephalopods makes splatoon fans go “yep we know that”

Weird Al does a Minecraft collab called “Nethermind” but Bizzarely shows himself in Minecraft next to Steve Alex and herobrine and parodies the Weezer blue album despite saying they suck.

Studio Ghibli comes out with a scifi film based off of The Long Sunset and people keep saying Kywalla and Arin look like animal crossing characters

Side order DLC has a spoiler in the form of an mlp:fim reference though no one is sure why

Tomodachi life comes out. And the miis have “default styles” involving the standard male and female outfits, one with flared pants, one with a tank top, one with a crop top, and one with a romper and thigh high boots. they allow gay marriage and different accents and if you pick the English language option they let you have a boston accent

Mahou shoujo dc movie starring the green lantern.

#irl things #Mostly video games #2024 predictions #lol

[lucent-nargacuga]

For the choose violence ask game:

7, 10, 13, 22, 25

making this about two fandoms! fuck yer life! bing bong!

7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

hm... I don't really hate any kirby characters for that reason but prince fluff is starting to get on my nerves. the literal only content of him I see is shipping. (on that note, I really don't like kirby being shipped in general. I Do Not Vibe With That Sir)

I don't hate a single undertale character for that reason. my favourite is actually so sorry and all the unwarranted hate he receives (including from the game itself...) only makes me love them more. it deserves way better than this man

10. worst part of fanon

krbay being seen as part of the same universe as the games. It's Not. I don't mind aus that mix krbay and the games (while some are mid, some are really good) but if I see one more person insist that game kirby is an evil baby I will bonk and flatten them with a big stick

definitely how characters keep getting misgendered, especially the less popular characters like napstablook, monster kid, etc. this happens with so many deltarune characters too and it's infuriating

13. worst blorboficiation

meta knight and dedede. I'm constantly spinning meta knight around in my brain like a microwave but he's not the uwu soft dad everyone thinks he is

PAPYRUS. I don't even need to say why

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

I'd say it's the fact that the new world is only inhabited by animals yet everyone thinks humans once lived there despite it not even being implied.

papyrus being able to break the laws of physics like it's natural

25. common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing

"orb ocs are repetitive/overused/boring/etc" there's nothing wrong with orb ocs shut your fuck up

"why is mettaton Like That" he's canonically transmasc and gnc. cry about it.

#answered #not tagging this. #if I wasn't so forgetful I'd have way more to rant about

[metamelonisle]

little kirby fluff and ribbon go to sea in a sieve that they rowed

and saw a bong stuck in a tree

[aimless-aimz]

MAJOR KATFL SPOILERS INBOUND

ordieus voice:

-[ i’ve come to make an announcement. leongar of the beast pack is a BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. he killed my FUCKING creators. that’s right. he took his crusty ass fucking claws out and he MAIMED MY FUCKING creators. and he said id-f86 was this big and i said thats disgusting.]

-[so i’m making a callout post on my tumblr.com. leongar of the beast pack. you got a small cult. its the size of elfilin except way smaller. and guess what? here’s what my industrial city looks like.]

BOOMPHGHSSSBSBHHR

-[thats right baby. tall buildings. no claws. no ultimate life form. look at that it looks like two kirbies and a bong]

-[he fucked over my creators so guess what? i’m gonna fuck his headquarters. thats right this is what you get. my SUPER LAZER PISS]

*EXPLOSION*

-[except i’m not gonna piss on his headquarters. i’m gonna go higher. i’m pissing on ID-F86.]

-[HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT NOVA?? I PISSED ON THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM YOU IDIOT]

*citizens of arecodi laughing uncontrollably*

-[you have 23 hours before the piss 𝓭𝓻𝓻𝓻𝓸𝓸𝓹𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓽𝓼 hit your FUCKING territory. now get out of my FUCKING sight before i piss on you too]

#kirby oc #katfl spoilers #katfl #leongar #ordieus #if you stumbled across this on the katfl tag im sorry #this is just. oc lore aydhufadbfiadh #but. funny #aimless rambles #aim's faves #i know this is my post. its going in the fave tag because i'm funny

[glutko]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! EPIC WEED JOKE!!!! KIRBY SUCK BONG AND BECOME BONG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EPIC GAMER JOKE

Many are saying this!

[logre-the-whirlwind]

OOC I just want everyone to know I had a dream last night that somebody made a scribly cartoony video (a la memedokies) of Logre standing in the woods passing a bong back and forth with Kirby

That is all

#logre #idk watching too many youtube videos before bed #shrug

[toast-com]

Twilight Parody

Bella recoiled from Edward's grasp. His touch was like the ice she slipped on that morning: cold and slippery. Edward's face was stone-like.

"Why are you so cold Eddie, my boi?" Edward sighed, pulling away from Bella. He had always been cold, so, so, cold...

"I've always been cold, Bella-chan," Edward mumbled, his words being drowned out by the honestly extremely loud breathing of Jacob, who was trying not to jump over the kitchen counter and break Edward's face like the glass it resembled. "...It's just who I am, nya..." Bella looked up from her ashtray. She was running out of room, and really wanted to smoke a phat dart.

"And, if I may Ed, my babygirl," Bella pulled him down to her really short eyelevel. She stared him down. "What. Are. You?"

"I-I..." Edward took off his Animal Crossing hoodie. His wallpaper white skin sparkled, like the glass on the window he liked to look out of, and brood, listening to Hatsune Miku in his Kirby Airpods. "I... am a vampire, uwu." Bella snorted, and laughed. Edward winced. He loved Bella, like a rat who loved to cook a certain Italian dish. But, my guy, her laugh was very ugly. Like wolves chowing down on Popeye's biscuits. She ripped a fat one on the bong she always carried around, and looked at her babygirl with red-rimmed eyes.

"That's cap bruh."

#toasty's writing #twilight #bella swan #edward cullen #jacob black #parody