#lol number 12

[eruden-writes]

20 First Lines

Rules: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20, just list them all). See if there are any patterns. Choose your favourite opening line, then tag some of your favourite authors!  

I had a version of this sitting in my drafts FOREVER, but I don’t know where this meme came from. If you do, let me know!

((Please, if you want to do this, go ahead! I feel like I’m imposing if I tag anyone.))

1. Folly Wood. - Lights, Camera, Orc-tion

2. “Thank you for humoring my request, Miss Barlow.” - Learning Curves

3. “You smell tasty.” - New WIP, prob going to be short

4. People told Paislee, all her life, that looking at an angel could do a number of things. - Found

5. It had been a long day’s travel from town - if that’s what anyone could call the tiny dollop of civilization they passed through - into the mountains. - Desperation’s Summit

6. They shouldn’t be there, in this dusty storeroom, barely lit by high windows and smelling of incense. - My Soul to Keep

7. A howl shuddered through the dungeons, sending rats and spiders scurrying deeper into the foundation of the castle. - Cleaved (Briefly published then unpublished, due to content.)

8. Saeral castle and kingdom had fallen to the orcs. - Vulker

9. It was three in the morning when Maggie caught the sound of opening and closing cabinets, a beeping microwave, and the airfryer running from the kitchen. - Gluttony’s Hunger

10. The night had been long awaited.  - Pride & Prejudice & Orcs (actually re-writing this one, but the same opening)

11. “I can smell you. Come out!” - This one is old and was temporarily shared, before I took it down [I think]. I felt like no one read it, so I should tweak it.

12. Camping. - Unpublished, but involves a wolf anthro and a sheep anthro in a Beastars-esque world.

13. In the chaos and dark and fear, Bellona and Larek found one another. - Wretched Creature

14. With a name like Moonbeam Dream, you’d think she’d have learned to fight sooner. - Self-Defense

15. A dinner, a movie, and stumbling into Hazel's home, while attached at the lips. - Something Primal

16. The date had gone well; better than most, even after weeks of talking online, beforehand.- Incubare

17. At first, Thalia Harper didn’t understand why his teeth caught her gaze. - Teeth

18. “Vicki, am I scary?” - The Terrifying Bat Man

19. “To what do I owe this pleasure?” - Unpublished WIP involving a gnoll and school teacher

20. The office wasn’t particularly small, but Endeavor couldn’t shake the sense he was being squeezed. - Slow Burn (fanfic)

#exophilia #monster lover #monster fucker #exophilia writing #fanfic #orc #troll #bat creature #gnoll #bnha fanfic #endeavor #angel #demon #incubus #lol number 12 #writeblr

[i-like-media]

Yeah that's the same guy, alright.

#12 and 2... they share a number lol #they should start a band #doctor who #classic who #classic doctor who #the doctor #second doctor #2nd doctor #doctor who classic #the second doctor #twelfth doctor #12th doctor #nuwho #new who #nu who

[mylifeiscomics]

Part 2 - College AU

Rose is starting to get into the lectures in a way she didn’t expect.

#nine x rose #ninth doctor #rose tyler #college au #au #I weirdly did a bunch of research into London universities and colleges for this comic #like I’m Canadian so I do not understand A levels and that so… you’ll have to forgive me if anything is like super incorrect #if anyone wants to fill me in on how someone could go back and get a higher education in the uk let me know #so here as long as you have x number of courses/credits (what you naturally acquire by grade 12) and a certain grade average you’re good #college didn’t need as much as university r #but also that was like… 13yrs ago for me so that info may not be right either #ugh whatever #anyway it’s just a fun comic LOL

[chirpsythismorning]

Very normal about this

This shot ⬇️

Followed by

This shot ⬆️

TW: Shots from Hawkins Lab Massacre ⬇️

Note: Pretty much every version of the lab massacre focuses specifically on the tattoos for 007 and 005...

#byler #stranger things #will byers #7+5=12 #twelve #twelvegate #no but... lets talk about how the hawkins sequences... #there is a significance to their shot choices for those scenes #and so... #why keep zooming in on the number 7 and 5 #if not for a reason? #the extra with a one on their shirt directly aligned with Jason whose wearing twelve… #LOL even the clock low key supports twelvegate #3+9=12

[msbhagirathi]

The Madhumati Gupta Buaji Weekly

Mugzeen Adison (Magazine Edition)

Namaste Nandkisore!

Aasaa karat hain ki, nandkisore, aap sab logan theek haai. Hum logan bhi theek haai, nandkisore. Sasi babua bhi ab theek hi haai bas pahile se tanik kamjor hui gaye, chhari ke sahare chalat haain ab. Aoor humka bataye rahe ki oo ki ee halat bhi oo Syaam ki kirpa rahi. Humra mann toh karat raha ki oo sasure ko ek ghumaai ke lagay de ki jindagi bhar phir aisan kucho karat ki jurrat naa karihe, haa.

Chalo choro babua/bitiya. Arre nandkisore ab tanik aapan baat bhi karau, ghar mein sab logan theek haai na? Tohre Amma-Bauji, tohri kauno humre jaisan Buaji hau toh oo sab theek haai na, nandkisore?

Ab kaa batyay tohka, nandkisore. Kal parso ki baat rahi, Sanka Devi aayi gayi phudakti-phudakti Laxminagar. Humka kahine lagi ki Arnav babua ke daftar mein kauno mugzeen-wugzeen ke khaatir humka kucho likhna haai. Hum kahe ki ab nandkisore humre jamane mein toh hum aoor tohre phuphaji itni chitthi likhat rahe ki bas pucho naahi. Toh oo kahi ki theek haai buaji aap chitthi likh ke humko bataay dena hum aa kar le jayenge, ab humri buddhi bhi umar ke kaaran mand pari rahi, oo ka jaaye ke baad, hum bhi bhul gaye nandkisore.

Saara kaam karke aaike baithe the, ki oo ka fone aayi gaya, humka puchi ki chhitthi likhe haai ki naahi, toh hum kahe, nandkisore, kaam mein thora byast hoyi gaye the, abhi likhat rahe.

Ab hum kaa bataay, nandkisore, humri jindagi mein kauno bataane layak khaas toh kucho haai nahi. Athaarah (18) ke the, amma-bauji ne byaah karaaye diya, tohre phuphaji un dino rail maashter kaa kaam karat rahe. Byaah ke baad humka liye eehan Delhi aayi gaye Laxminagar, ab nandkisore tabahu se hum idhar hi rahat haai.

[Buaji aur phuphaji honeymoon ke liye puri dilli ghume the. Phuphaji jab bhi kaam ke wajah se dusri jagah jaate toh wahan se buaji ko chitthi likhte the. ~Buaji ki pyaari SD ;)]

Sabahu theek chalat raha tha. Byaah ke teen saal baad, ek din khabar mili ki kauno train mein aag lag gayi haai, aoor bohut logan ki jaan gayi haai, a phir hum bhi chakkar kaat kaat kar thak gaye, nandkisore, daftar se aspataal aoor aspataal se phir daftar, phir unke daftar se ek din chhitthi aaye ki tohre phuphaji toh milat naahi toh unki penson ki raakam ab humko mila karegi, hum bohut roye oo din.

Bohut hi ache insaan the, nandkisore, hum behad prem karat the, ab kaa karaein, oo din ke baad se hum aapan nandkisore ke charno mein samarpit hoye gaye. Khair jaane do nandkisore. Ee sab toh bohut purani baat rahi.

Aye nandkisore, agar tumlogan ka kauno dikkat paresaani rahe toh humka bataayi dio, hum tohka tanik samajhaai denge, aoor baaki sab humre nandkisore ke haathon chor denge, theek haai naa? Bilkul kauno dikkat rahi toh bitiya humka aapan buaji samajh kar, eehan aaike bataai dena, mann bhi thora halka hoat jayi. Aoor hum toh waisan bhi jyaada kaam-kaaj naa kar sakat haai naa, toh pura din bas baith ke hi gujar jaat haai. Tohka chitthi likhan ke khaatir humra bhi tanik samay beet jaye.

Ab hum thehre bujurg, humse kaun baat karihe? Oo bhi chitthi likhke, nandkisore? Aajkal toh naa jaane kaa oosab bhatsup-discaard bhagwaan jaane aoor kaa-kaa aayi gaye haai, chitthi likhne ka phursat kaun ke paas rahai?

Khair choro. Humka toh aoor kuch soojh hi naahi rahat haai nandkisore, aoor kaa likhe? Chalao phir rakhte haai kuch batana hau toh likhat dena theek haai naa?

Aoor haan. Humka sunne mein aawat haai ki Sanka Devi ki kauno saheli ka aaj janam din raha? Ee baat sach haai ka, nandkisore? Janam din ki bohut bohut subhkamna tohka, nandkisore. Khub kaam karau, mehnat karau, Arnav babua aoor titaliya ke jaisan naam-paisa kamao, aoor tohka pati-parmeswar toh bohut hi bhagyawaan raha ki oo ka tohre jaisan patni milat rahi, nandkisore (byaah kee ho ki naahi, nandkisore?)

Aoor humri taraf se kauno meethaai wagerah khaa lena, tohka ghar ka pata (address) hota toh dukaan se jalebi aoor kucho dusri meethaai bhijwai dete par kauno baat naahi bitiya muskuraayete rehna. Jindagi mein rone ke bohut mauke milenge par muskuraaye ke mauke khud hi dhundne parat haai, nandkisore.

Chalao phir, ab rakhat haai. Garima ke saath mandir jaanat haai nandkisore. Namaste.

P.S. : Lol. I got this idea today like literally today and then thought of getting started but now I am kinda confused about something whether I should continue this one from buaji's POV only or I should write from all the characters' POV's. Let me know. And also ket me know ki yeh kuch samajh mein aaya bhi ki ekdum kachra kar diya hai maine. Lol :') Ok so I should have added this bit in the beginning but nvrmnd *shrugs* So I have considered double 'a' for आ sound, double 'o' for ऊ sound, double 'e' for इ sound and single 'a' is for अ sound, rest if you find any kind of confusion, please feel free to ask for help, considering this is not regular Hindi so :) Ok. Bye. God bless you.

#arshi #arnav and khushi #arnav singh raizada #ipkknd #khushi kumari gupta #there is a friend who follows this blog and it's her birthday today like yeah after 12 am #from being the follower to ask/wait for my Live Blogs to being one of the closest friends within a month #we came a long way #happy birthday to you dear :) #i hope this matched up to your expectations :') #may you achieve all your dreams and have a happy life ahead nandkisore #and also to all those who read #do tell me if you found it weird or did you get irritated #by the number of times i chose to throw 'nandkisore' after every two words #lol #ok bye y'all #have a shubh ratri/prabhat whatever #ok bye #and also nandkisore guess who added the parts in brackets ;) #yes our beloved titaliya improvised her buaji's letter a bit y'all :)

[solradguy]

The Outrage is still a couple weeks off from being fully printed, but it's cool that ASW (Daisuke?) designed a ridiculous fictional sword meant to be used in a reverse grip that feels right being held that way. It's surprisingly balanced even with most of the main body still unfinished

#textpost #Fictional swords make sense like 0.2% of the time and I was entirely expecting the Outrage to not want to be held how Sol holds it lol #Part 12 sticks waaaayy out there n I thought it'd make the sword too heavy on that side #But it doesn't because of the weight of the hand guard on the opposite side of the handle #I'm excited to see how it feels once the whole thing is put together #I purposely printed the handle/pommel with a higher infill than the blade to keep it from being too weighted towards the tip #Seems to have been a good idea so far though if it needs rebalancing I could always open a segment and fill a few of the- #-inner cells with something to adjust it. Mod Podge or glue some plastic beads in there or something... #Might have to do that if I end up installing a support rod down the odd numbered side of it

[silver-horse]

Why is there an empty space next to Dark Urge???

They could have placed the custom Tav option next to Dark Urge. Or adjust the 3 portraits in the second row so that they are in the middle.

Do you also find this aesthetically strange? Why make it weird looking? Am I just fixated on symmetry? lol

I don't know. I am still wondering if there will be surprise origins revealed.

#although the screen where we select the race also looks asymmetrical so it probably means nothing but #it bothers me #lol #why make it look like that #meanwhile the class selection screen is perfectly symmetrical (of course they had an equal number there 12) #but this would be equal too if they had not placed the custom option on the top for no reason #awghfkjsghtklh #it annoys me so much #stupid I know #I am wondering if I have ever seen a character selection screen that looks this asymmetrical (but I can't think of one) #every time I see this in a video I wonder #so I have to ask... does this not bother anyone else? #if there isn't a number 8 then I hope they fix it and place them in the middle #character creator #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #my posts #my post #bg3 mine

[uminoiru]

what’s your favorite scary movie?

issac ramos is one of many mcs from @disenchantedif <3 he likes to post selfies and out of context photos.

#this took me longer than I’d like to admit #but I’m NDJJSKSKSKSKKSJSKS #anyways ignore the 12 I forgot to change the number of posts #isaac def posts constantly #disenchanted if #disenchanted #if mcs #mcs #also by ‘many’ I mean I’m still making some for different routes so I don’t even have a number yet LOL #also def has a private acc

[heckling-hydrena]

truth is I could never be a cottagecore bitch simply because I genuinely like apartments more. I need to be at least 35 feet off the ground and at eye level with the treetops or alternatively in some fancy high rise with a nice view (hey a guy can dream), otherwise my dwelling is entirely inadequate. I am like a bird of some sort.

#also I just like sharing a building with a bunch of other people. great environment for some really funny bullshit to happen #like today when someone started hammering away at something and everyone was like. what the fuck are you doing it's 12 am #and it turned out someone was stuck in the bathroom and had to get rescued lol #[yelling through the window] ''what floor are you on do you need help??'' ''no we've got it don't worry about it'' #idk what 35 feet is btw I just chose a number I liked #that's whatttt 3rd floor? I think. maybe. #not fr #delete later maybe

[ghostradiodylan]

🎄🐻🎄🐻🎄🐻🎄🐻🎄🐻🎄🐻🎄

🎶 On the sixth day of Christmas, The Quarry gave to me,

Six Abi sketches,

🎶 Five silver shells,

🎶 Four calling nerds,

🎶 Three blood-drenched men,

🎶 Two boys in love,

🎶 And Max Brinly on top of a tree. 🎶

🎄🐻🎄🐻🎄🐻🎄🐻🎄🐻🎄🐻🎄

#the quarry #the quarry 12 days of Christmas #she’s at it again #bunny commits to the bit #halfway there #tumblr is going to start refusing to post these because of the number of image lol #didn’t think that through did you bunny

[cryptcatz]

my mom and i watching S3: awww look at Number 5/Aiden he’s sooo little 🥺 tiny baby boy

us after I googled and discovered he’s taller than both of us:

#honestly i didn’t even notice him aging between seasons lol he still looks like 12 but so do i FJFJFJ #im. 4’10. i am the tiny baby boy…. #the umbrella academy #aiden gallagher #number five #ua season 3 #ua s3 #umbrella academy #personal

[birdmenmanga]

who was gonna tell me someone put up a birdmen video essay 8 months ago

#birdmen #interesting takes here! not sure I agree with everything but it IS a 12 minute video essay about birdmen #I think it's really funny that this person's big criticism of bm is the fight scenes not being that good which. like yeah #it isn't ABOUT fights the way kekkaishi was about fights #tanabe's goal wasn't 'what is the most riveting fight I can create' but rather 'how can I use blackouts to further our characters' #which naturally ISN'T going to result in the most exciting fight scenes because it's not ABOUT it #HOWEVER! I recognize that having Good and Riveting Fights IS an important component of most sci fi shonen stories #so like yeah. reason number 124325 birdmen is more seinen aligned than shonen aligned #also abilities being underutilized? yeah I totally feel that. but I don't think you can really say that the story is about abilities either #but yeah I think I agree with most of the things they said about birdmen's good points #like yeah! it's realistic. there's a good reason that they're schoolkids and their personal story arcs ARE about coming of age #it IS about not being alone and finding that you have more in common with your neighbor than you believed #I had more thoughts but I lost them lol #Youtube

[picory]

making music playlists is so hard. you think you know what you're doing but in the end you have more than 20 playlists because you can't figure out whether song A fits with song B or C or D or E or

#this requires so much fine tuning! #so far i only have 12 playlists with specific vibe but there's gonna be more for sure lol. maybe not more than 20 tho. we'll see #also all of them are simply titled with numbers in chronological order LOL im not great with namrd #names* #how do others do this #quacks

[star-scrambled]

being out of school for over a week due to serious illness leads children to the worst places (their middle school obsession)

#HAD A REALLY HORRIBLE SICK DAY TODAY SO HEY WHY NOT GIVE A LIFE UPDATE 😂👍 #I haven’t been This absorbed into mario since I was like. 13 #ironically I got initially fixated onto Mario when I was 12 because I was ALSO trapped at home for several weeks due to a bad virus I caught #and ALSO THE GAME IVE CHOSEN TO LATCH ONTO IN BOTH SCENARIOS HAS BEEN BOWSERS INSIDE STORY? #I guess that’s just. The Game for when u wanna get back into the mayrio Groove...ok #anyhow I am the number one prince peasley understander he is my beloved and he is so Complex and Awesome #also gay pride amiright lol! #okay GOODNIGHT ENJOY THESE DOODLESSSSSSS #vics silly art zone 2022 #5/19/22 #5/18/22 #5/17/22 #5/16/22 #super mario #luigi #m&l rpgs #m&l superstar saga #superstar saga #prince peasley #luisley #starlow #fanart #no stealing or reposts please!! these are unwatermarked i know but please don’t take advantage of that >:( !! thank u

[pallotdip]

buns

and a yam for good measure

#buns #and a yam #i’ve been trying to study math for the last couple hours. managed to get like 12/45 questions done and my brain is fried #and it’s PRECALC. i need to do CALCULUS #i am not cut out for numbers ;-; #this was a destress (or distress?) doodle because i am in distress and need to destress lol #send help #i hate math :((( #was never good at it. it never clicked for me #my art #a kaboodle doodle

[there-will-be-a-way]

It's wild growing up as a socially awkward child with little friends and then becoming popular in literally every group setting as an adult

#personal posts #I literally do nothing #but I got told I have an ~~~aura~~~ of calmness that makes people feel comfortable apparantly #I just can't get over this #shy 12 years old me would be so proud #literally everything I ever wanted #a social life I'm happy with #(I think it's important to be a good listener tbh #because if you pay attention to it most people only listen to wait until it's their time to talk about themselves again #which is kinda frustrating) #also #considering how much of a mess I am it's strange how often I get told that I'm unshakably calm #like 'calm' is The word people use to describe me with #like my number one trait #anyway #I'm very much enjoying the popularity my adult years have blessed me with lol #good for the soul and the ego #especially the ego #like yes my life is a mess and I haven't met many milestones but at least I'm a decent person #can't even remember the last time I felt lonely and if you've been following me for a couple of years you may know that's a big deal