#love me love my racoon*

[elvisqueso]

Love me, love my raccoon [Part 1/3]:

—Biscuits are a love language.

#pocahontas (1995) #pocahontasedit #disneyedit #meeko #finally. a gifset with one of my favorite moments in the entire movie: #meeko handing over a lint-covered piece of hardtack as a farewell present #queso*edit #queso*gif #coloring those last two was a pAin in the ass tho #idk why. i think the natural coloring of the ground behind meeko and percy was fucking me up #love me love my racoon* #love me love my raccoon*

[adazzlingsakura]

@ragingbookdragon = Racoon

#since I consider My loveliest Thorne to be feral racoon I shall dedicate this post to her #Thorne My beloved ♥️ #...yes this is me crawling out of my cave to annoy the fuck out of you #Because I love you #(I was bored)

[seakrisp]

I forgot about these 💀 anyway i rlly.. like stelle...i find them endearing...

#shes just like me fr #ofc i love a fellow racoon #WHO WEILDS A BAT AROUND #ok im normal now #my art #seajjae illustrations #sketches #honkai: star rail #honkai star rail fanart #hsr #hsr stelle #hsr trailblazer #trailblazer uses they/them pronouns... is so special to me..

[starbellbunny]

respectfully asking for Horror headcannons...would he like Syrniki?? I love your little creepy fella

AHAWWWHAIAHWB HE LOOKS SO SAD MY BAABYYYY Mr. Midnight is such a cutie patootie :-(

I wasn't sure if you mean general headcanons, or him being a creepy weirdo, do I did general!! Pslspslspl ask if you want me to do creepy boy hcs ehehhehe

He would absolutely like Syrniki!! Especially if you made them for him, he will love anything and everything that you make for him… Even if it isn't particularly good, he will eat it, and he will enjoy it. Sharing food with one another is a very, very big deal to him. It might even make him blush, if you offer him some of your food! (I had to look Syrniki up, looks delicious!! I'd love to try!!)

I think he'd like more meat-based items, but he's happy with anything. Maybe it's because I grew up eating a lot of it, but I think he would really like Boerewors sausage, and stuff like that! I don't think he would really like black pudding, at all, but he'd deal with it.

He has a really big thing for watching people eat. He’ll always wait for others to start eating before he starts eating. For somebody like Reader, or anybody that he likes romantically, he's more than happy to watch eat. Like, them, sitting on his lap and eating, him, watching with a veeeery rapt attention.

Like Red, he stares at things he likes. But unlike Red, he also stares at most things. Most of the time he doesn't even realise what he's staring at, he's just trying to process what he's seeing and formulate the proper reaction.

Sometimes, when he’s feeling any emotion fiercely, he starts to laugh. Like a nervous habit. He doesn't realise he’s doing it, and Paps prefers the laughing over him tugging at his dead socket, so he never really did anything about it… It unnerves Sans immensely, however.

Sans and Horror? Don't get along. Sans doesn't like seeing what he could become- so creepy and hostile, and Horror doesn't like seeing what a (in his eyes,) wimp Sans is.

He takes a while to ‘boot up’. Whether that be in the morning- he will be practically dead to those around him- or when somebody asks him a question- he takes a while to understand what's being said- he’ll just stare, and it might not seem like he understood, but he does!! And he's working on it!! Give him a second!

That being said, he really dislikes it when somebody thinks he's stupid, or try and do stuff for him because of his injury. Sure, he might not be as fast as he once was, but that doesn't mean he's incapable! He’ll get particularly angry if it carries on- he won't speak up about it the first couple of times, but when he does, it's not going to be very nice- he can say some stuff that rivals even Red in meanness!

He’s very possessive, and he shows it. He's always touching you, whether that be a light handhold or you in his arms. He doesn't get particularly jealous, most of the time- he trusts you, immensely, and if he does think anybody might rival him, when he does actually get jealous..? He’ll ‘deal with it’ himself. Quick and easy, no hassle on your part.

I took a while to answer this, because I may or may not be working on something mwuahahahah!! Red lovers 😈

#sans #sans au #sans the skeleton #undertale fanfiction #fanfic #sans/reader #undertale #horror sans #horror sans is my husband actually #you drew horror so cute #i love him #headcanon ask #headcanons #bun talks #flippyphone #yeah ❤️ #bun answers #TELL ME IF YOU WANT CREEPY HORROR HCS #PLLLEEEEEEASSSEE #racoons like bones #rlb ask #rlb

[witchofthemidlands]

BAD SISTERS || Chopped Liver

This reads like an incorrect quote but this is, in fact, an actual line from this show in a conversation between the two most serious characters in this series.

#grace 🥺☺️ she is so lovely 🥰 she is a sweetheart 🥰 i love her i love her i love her 😊 #she is so pretty 🥰 #grace garvey #giffing this character not being tortured actually sickened me but the absurdity of this sends me #they created the most unbearable character i have ever seen i would have killed him in broad daylight with witnesses #he was a disgusting horrible vile creature the trash between a racoons toe an absolute abomination of a man #he made me so uncomfortable i don't think i could have gotten through it if jprick's funeral hadn't have been in the literal first episode #the prick #tw: john paul williams #bad sisters #they are incredible actors oh my god i never saw clan so i dont know how they compared to the original but their performance floored me #i have said this before and i will say it again she is an amazing actor absolutely brilliant #i am once again so happy she got an award for this performance god she was brilliant her journey was so difficult to watch but ahh the end 🤩 #anne marie duff #claes bang #i was genuinely surprised by how good his acting was in this as the only thing i had seen him in before this was not great #badsistersedit #appletvedit #cinemapix #dailytvsource #dailytvfilmgifs #tvedit

[nulltune]

#HAKUNNOOOOOOO ... you're gonna make him. blush.

😳😳 HENLOOO!!!! @dangaer U CANT JUST SAY THIS AND NOT EXPECT ME TO GO INSANE WGJDHWD BUT LIKE- duality of hakuno is how she can see through nicola's lies but can also be like . Dumb of ass when it comes to the simplest things 🗿 would def also very bluntly ask him why his face is red 🗿🗿 but actually that might be a blessing in disguise bc if she knew he was blushing then she'd wanna see more bye IM SORRY FOR HERR </3

#dangaer #&&. out of #YOUR TAGS MADE ME FEEL SO EPIC BTW AND I JUST LOVE N.ICOLA'S LIL RESPONSE TOO AAAAAA 🥺🥺😭😭🥹🙏🙏💞💖💗💓✨️❤️ #I JUST-- SOBS INTO MY GRUBBY LIL RACOON HANDS!!!! #I LOVE THEM.... A WHOLE LOT..... we are both crying in our lil puddles j.upiter 🤝🫂 #also i didnt wanna draw n.icola with his hat (WEHEHE-) so i had h.akuno hold it BSBFJWJD #BUT YOU KNOW- methinks she'd be da type to ask him to take it off (as long as he's ok with it!!) to get a better look at his face so ✨️✨️ #dooble tag

[zoeloveconvers99]

Just did something about my verse to laugh about it,I have too many foes in my list but for now have this

#myart #meme #spiderman #spidersona #99verse #whatsapp chat #for been a verse that i setted in a racoon city new york i love mocking my own creations #cause why not #its already weird and dangerous classic comic spiderman new york why not more terrefying anf more weirder #you enter there and the city is on fire while it's raining for no reason at all #people have shit to deal rather than thinking too much #also it's a satire to represent how the spidersona sees new york since she's european:a dumpster on fire #she get on with it trust me she will

[mrpenguinpants]

YOUR DOTTORE FICS ARE SO YUMMY IM LOSING MY MIND FROTHING AT FHE MOUTH OH MY GOD GOODNESS GRACIOJS ME OH MY FUCKJNG GOD IM

but uh yea i think ur like cool or whatever

pspspsps you're too sweet anon. I'm glad you like the Dottore fics because he keeps my foot inside the Genshin rabbit hole. I like him a lot and I will convert as many people as possible over to my side.

My biggest weakness is having someone say that they would kill for me. The dirtier, the better. My favorite AO3 tag is psychopaths in love if it wasn't obvious. I tend to write fluffier and lighthearted fics, but Dottore is the one character I can actually go hard on. That's probably why I don't write him very often (unless asked for, ahem ahem), even though he's my favorite character because it'd be really out of place. So it makes me happy to hear these things.

So if genshin makes him into a redeemable character, I will weep in my grave over what could have been.

#please...give me more dottore asks...i beg of you.. #this anon single-handedly made me update my masterlist #you know that thing that I haven't touched in 2 years? #half of it is because I forgot to link the dottore fic but I cleaned it up a tiny bit after 0 progress #im telling you im making it my lifes mission to get people to like dottore #this spiteful feral racoon of a man #whose a bad person and deserves no rights #but wow do i love that kind of man #fun fact that fic was going to be wayyyy more light hearted #i was gonna write zhongli saying that he'll fuck up hades #then i got slapped in the face with dottore #and here we are #super duper big mwah #lovely anon #anon ask

[a-good-soupy-boi]

Solider tf2 is so me vore but only when i become sick and remember that I too can throw up. I be like “I want the bucket” and “I got the bucket “ and “all I did was teleport bread for three days straight “ smh should’ve bbbeen 3 day gay. The American way 😔

#tf2 #I have no idea how this post is gonnna look cause tumblr broke half way through 🤯🤯 #it’s also 5am and where I live has a hurricane and our power just came back on??? #but I’m still a sickly little man (I ate to much and now I feel sick) #got this amazing post idea when I had to deleariosly tell my sister that I had grabbed a bucket becuase I felt sick #I just kept mumbling I got the bucket and that’s so solider tf2 core I love hims #he just like me all I need is a racoon and then I’ll be just like him I think #hoonkshooo time bby

[kunikidas-lost-glasses]

Ah yes. My favorite animals. The kise and the washable.

#Thank you Amazon for making me laugh once again #I truly love the washable. It's my favorite animal. #weighted plushie #amazon #weighted plush #stuffed aninal #stuffed animals #stuffed toy #racoon #sloth #crocodile #fox #racoon plush #fox plush #crocodile plush #sloth plush #plush #plushie #animals #funny #translation #shitpost

[elvisqueso]

Love me, love my raccoon [Part 2/3]:

—The great compass robbery of 1607.

#*DONK* *DONK* *DONK* *DONK* #they have a complicated relationship. #pocahontas (1995) #pocahontasedit #disneyedit #meeko #john smith #i love how he lands there and just stays there #like he could have gotten up right away and he chose not to #just lays there belly to the ground. defeated. #love me love my racoon* #love me love my raccoon*

[p0cketw0tch]

My daughter loves watching me play Chicory so I drew some of the characters and a background on cardstock for her to color and play with

(The eyeball boss monster was her work)

#chicory #my art #in that I did freehand these #obviously I copied the game as close as possible #an excellent game #i am loving the music #Alex begs me to call home every time she see's a phone booth 'cause she thinks racoon Dad is funny

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

Pfffffffft I shouldn't be giggling about your reaction but I am

Ok wait a second I'm being attacked on my side blog aftermare fic uuuuuuuh!???? What's happeninggg

Anyway, here have the braincells I borrow back

clutching my heart you're literally the embodiment of a sweet little bean waghghggh DEAD i am on the floor deceased and it's your fault >:'((( <333333

#ask #laughing?? at MY pain?? #i knew you were evil deep inside blue smh i am unsubscribing</3 #jk jk BOY am i glad people are listening to my pleas and sending you love cause istg you're packing up too much kindness in your little sel #you can't give back used braincells that's illegal!! buy me new ones you little racoon thief >:'Dc #SHAKES YOU SHAKES YOU you're literally those cliché happy friendly dogs that everyone likes #golden retriever looking bean<3333 #thanks again for everything bulle!! next time you WILL find me reaching through the screen to hug you so don't test me >:'Dc

[orbdotexe]

so there was a racoon eating my cat's (Felix, I've only posted pictures of Sissy) food when I opened the door, right?

And I was talking about it, as the racoon was just staring at me from right there. at my feet. this fucker did not care. But this is funny because I cut myself off while saying "oh, there's a racoon" by screeching. Just an absolute inhuman sound, i could hear the echo afterwards

And my friend thought it was the RACOON, she sounded so concerned while I was laughing bc the racoon just fuckin BOOKED it away from me.

also my throat hurts now, so that's not so great

#to be clear. me and (older one. not the chaotic one) brother *loudly* screech at ballsy racoons bc it scares the shit out of them #but i had this absolute insane urge to just. SCREAM while i was speaking and just did not think twice. #in my defense i fucking love jujst. screaming. being a Creachur is amazing #orb rambles #today on orb bullshit: orb screams at a racoon so hard it still hurts like 30 minutes later

[melonpond]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

#melon rambles #vent #I love how expensive college is you guys!! /s #I love that the college that I didn't really want to go to but applied because I was told I'd be able to actually afford it #came back with my financial aid packet saying it would be 16k a year AFTER 28K IN SCHOLARSHIPS #which I don't think I'd be able to do with a part time job #what are these colleges smoking? Crack? is this whole educations system on crack? #I have two more colleges I haven't heard back from that might be cheap enough. maybe. #what if I just lived in the walls like a racoon somewhere. who would stop me. #a security guard maybe. but I think I could convince them to join my side

[the-lonelybarricade]

what would it take to be your friend 'cause i want in

#I love this question because it implies becoming friends with me requires any amount of effort 😂 #I'm the stray racoon you feed once and can't get rid of #Oh?? You say nice thing in my ask box??? #Anon is friend!!! #Anon is BEST FRIEND!! #(but don't tell MB she gets very territorial)