A public service announcement from Chrisjen Avasarala
"Fuck these people. If they don't see how glorious you are, they don't deserve you."
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shout out to Aardman for making a movie that has a lead female character that's well written and feels like a real person (even though she's a chicken), a predominantly female cast with only one or two supporting male characters (pulling a reverse Smurfette trope) whom all have diverse personalities and quirks, and a main romance between said female lead and the play boy male character that's an enemies to lovers that doesn't at all feel misogynistic or like they actually hate each other. And shout out to him for making the main mastermind villain a woman as well. It's an action-adventure movie with a female lead narrative that feels entirely gender neutral and it's one of the few I can think of that does this. Also shout our to him for making the chickens all look anthropomorphized in a way that isn't overly sexualized (or sexual at all really). If there were an award for "man who actually knows how to write female characters and present them as people" it would go to Aardman. Well done.
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if i wrote a cressida and eloise fic, would anyone read it because i want to but i need motivation so badly (i'll post a link on here when it's done)
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Goals this, debut that, yahda yah CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS MOMENT.
"mira quien me viene a saludar!!!!"
look at who's coming to say hi!!!!
"con una de sus estrellas que esta aca mismo! Qué tal, como estuvo el partido?"
here we are with one of the team's stars! How was the game?
"felicidades!" "Muchas gracias gorda. Vine a saludarla, ella me abandono!"
Congrats!
Thank you, honey. I'm just here to say hi, did you know she abandoned me!?
"Hablabas de ella y ahi llego!"
"Si es que estamos conectadas!"
You were talking about her and here she is!
Haha I know, it's because we're connected!
COLOMBIA WON BY 2 GOALS, NO ONE DIED, AND WE GOT SOME DEICY SHOTS? Living bro. I am LIVING
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The Sacrifice Arcadia Bay Ending: Do you have anything you want to say to women?
The Sacrifice Chloe Ending: I'm sorry women.
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Can't write rn so have this:
“I'll kill them,” says the saffron-clad girl with jagged tattoos. “I'll kill them all. The fake-ass princes, the king, the nobles. Everyone. All of them. They'll never become a problem for my hometown. Never. I'm gonna make sure of it.”
Alfarīd takes in the sight of Ashaya's hidden face, the tremor in their lengthy frame. Takes in their voice, so full of bitterness and anger, so full of...
Fear.
Ashaya is afraid.
And who wouldn't be, when it's you against the world?
She lets herself plop down on Ashaya like she's seen cats do with each other. You can die at the hands of royalty, monkey. Consider it an honor. “Well, that makes it two of us, ey?”
Ashaya snorts. “Congratulations, you've just got a roadside fox stuck to your side for perpetuity. Now what?”
“Were you even listening to yourself? We're gonna rid the world of pests.”
“The rat bastard with the silver mask first?”
“The rat bastard with the silver mask first.”
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