From the Glasgow Dashcon 2: Electric Bugaloo script:
One of the funniest things about this is that the Unknown just wanted to graffiti things?? And then was swiftly and decisively vanquished by sparkles, the power of creativity, and a vacuum.
I am currently pleading with every cell in my body that a video of the Unknown being ‘gently swept up’ by a robot vacuum will surface. Please. I need it for Tumblr sexyman for posterity: Oh Poor Little Meow Meow, Trapped In Vacuum For Graffiti and Evil Chocolate Crimes.
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a while ago (maybe a few months or a year. i really can't remember) i made a post retitling all the bahumia episodes and i got so much positive response to that of people saying they can finally remember what actually happens in episodes or saying they're finally gonna start naddpod because of it. anyway it made me really happy for a little home project i did for my own sake, so i was wondering if anyone would be interested in this list for eldermourne too
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Could you believe it first post ever and it is NADDPOD ? Well I can. These two are simply the duo ever and I think of them often.
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my Headcanon is that Willy's Chocolate Experience is set in the universe of Shakespeare's MacBeth, centuries after the story. This is based on the fact that AI Willy has the surname McDuff. The Unknown is actually the spirit of MacBeth, haunting MacDuff's distant descendant.
That's... one way to look at it lmao go off !
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Krissy/Johnny Marriage Moments from the Endofriendos Arc
(I absolutely may have missed some but this is in order)
Krissy addresses Johnny while sneaking, despite Johnny being nowhere nearby (to his knowledge)
Johnny decides to not get into a fight because Krissy isn’t around
Krissy is allowed to touch Johnny’s hair
Johnny lies to Krissy to make him feel better (I think this is about the mugs but I’m not sure I didn’t write down more than that)
Krissy asks Johnny to hold him back
Krissy “sometimes” defers to Johnny
Krissy: “it’s been too long since we’ve done this dance, Johnny”
Krissy thinks Johnny looks real cool
Johnny: “Krissy do I have to do everything for you?”
Johnny: “Watch the hair!” Krissy: “As long as the life I’ve got, I’ll watch that hair, Johnny.”
Krissy holds Johnny’s hand
Johnny: (when Krissy is unconscious) “At least one more day Krissy, come on.”
Johnny risks his life and gets the teleportation rules to change to protect Krissy
Krissy: “He’s got no brain, just pompadour. God I love him, though.”
Johnny: “I wanna thank you, too, for not dying, cause that really woulda ruined my weekend.”
Krissy establishes that they live together
They choose to surprise attack at the same time instead of one of them going first
Johnny says that one of the reasons he’s almost as horny as Billie is because he’s been living with Krissy
Krissy proposes a threesome with Johnny and Billie
Johnny is allowed to comb Krissy’s crystals and while Krissy protests, he says it’s nice
Johnny gases up Krissy’s mug business because at least Krissy has a lot of mugs
This is longer than I thought it would be when I started this quest and some of these are stretches but Jake and Caldwell really went off with this one.
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I don’t know why I didn’t make this connection sooner…
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“You must ✨consume and digest it✨
Then you'll ✨manifest✨ a being of your ✨creation✨
All you need's ✨imagination✨”
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Hermes is Willy Wonka/Willy McDuff CONFIRMED!
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“Wash it away like the blood your hands ✨have known✨
✨I know✨ if you dance with fate
Then✨ I know, I know✨ you'll enhance your state”
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And he knows The Unknown personally.
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