#my beeping

[object-yaoi]

oh also... dude lives in my hood. hes so very comfy

#he smells Weird but thats just canon #pdude #postal dude #postal #rws #my beeping #mine #f/o #fictional other #fiction #plushophilia #plushtum #plushie #plushie objectum

[ambassadorquark]

comic about content

#beep boop #my art

[totopopopo]

As you all know. I work at an elementary school. And for Christmas, a bunch of kids got tamagotchis. Well. One girl fucking FORGOT her tamagotchi at school. And I saw it and was like oh fuck. So I took it home for the weekend and now am saddled with the responsibility of keeping it alive until Monday afternoon when I see her again.

#me at my other job (candy store) trying to ring up a customer and the tamagotchi loudly beeps at me from my pocket

[nich0las-st1nks]

boop his nose while you're scrolling please!

#beep boop #silly goose #cats #cat #silly #i love my cat #he is my little meow meow #what a little guy #he is just a silly guy #your honor he is silly #boop the snoot

[love-at-first-bite]

Was HEARTBROKEN to see that no one had made this with Laios yet

Edit: Please refrain from calling him a himbo on my posts please and thank you

#victor beeps #to my knowledge of course #laios touden #dungeon meshi #edit: hasn't happened yet but all i ask is to please not

[catilinas]

dashboard simulator

mutual 1: [one million posts about a fandom im not in. in the span of five minutes]

mutual 2: M. Caelius too must not pass unnoticed, notwithstanding the unhappy change, either of his fortune or disposition, which marked the latter part of his life. As long as he was directed by my influence, he behaved himself so well as a tribune of the people, that no man supported the interests of the senate, and of all the good and virtuous, in opposition to the

mutual 3: patricide would fix me

mutual 4: [5000 word theoretically informed breakdown of a book i have not read]

mutual 5: #omg this reminds me of the roman legal system

mutual 6: cannibalism is so mainstream now we need to start posting about necrophilia

mutual 7: so a detailed prosopographical analysis of this roman family reveals that actually they all died due to being haunted by an ancestral curse

mutuals 8-10: this tv show is actually just sophocles’ oedipus. to me

mutual 11: [this post contains filtered tags] [this post contains filtered tags] [this post contains filtered tags] [this post contains filtered tags] [this post contains filtered tags]

mutual 12: here’s why these two words actually have NO etymological connection!!!

mutual 13: i’m just like this 18th century lawyer but a girl

mutual 14: cicero big naturals

mutual 15: scurvy is inherently both transgender and sexy…… put the rot in eroticism or whatever

mutual 16: she moby on my dick until i doomed by the narrative

#My Experiences May Not Be Universal #beeps

[azertyrobaz]

Omega vs. Mouse droid

#the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers #tbb #tbb spoilers #the bad batch s3 #star wars #omega #mouse droid #mse droid #shadows of tantiss #sadly I can't include the cute beeps of frustration it made #my edits

[claraoswalds]

60TH ANNIVERSARY + foreshadowing

#dwedit #doctor who #usertennant #userteri #miatendos #userdiana #beep the meep #the toymaker #* #regardless of my feelings abt how the regeneration played out. i am SO excited for ncuti's seasons #and i can't wait to see how these elements come back into play #(especially the master. obviously jfskldjl)

[shencomix]

Here comes a thing.

What could it be?........

........Please pretend you are engaged and interested, ᵗʰᵉʸ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ˢᵉᵉ ʰᵒʷ ᵐᵃʳᵏᵉᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵐʸ ᵃᵘᵈᶦᵉⁿᶜᵉ ᶦˢ......

#please #i've got some kind of collar around my neck and it beeps sometimes

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lap Pillow

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #Confessions of a missed opportunity: I almost had LWJ in purple for this comic. #WWX gives him one of his layers to wear and it's never specified what colour it is. #We all love the red inner robe from CQL (And other illustrations) but sit with me for a moment. Think about LWJ in Jiang Purple. #Right now. Close your eyes and give it 5-10 seconds of rotation in your brain. #Welcome back. It's beautiful isn't it. As I write these notes I am upset that I backed out of going through with it. #I think I will simply have to draw it another time. If we get gusu lan white wwx we *need* yunmeng jiang purple lwj! #Anyways; this comic is the pinnacle of teen wangji's bursting-at-the-seams-emotionality that I love him for. #For my sanity I need that teen losing his mind and following bird rules (get fluffy - get blushy - keep beeping) #He is a loser nerd with a begrudging crush on a boy that he doesn't know how to be normal about. #LWJ seems like your typical 'cool guy love interest' until you realize that he's actually kind of soggy and pathetic. #My favourite lan wangji trait is that he's funny as all hell. I feel like wwx a bit because I had a character epiphany when I realized this

[object-yaoi]

i have this dogboy gordon shimejiee and he keeps falling off the top of my screen like a goofball

#I WANNA MAKE A POSTAL DUDE ONE #shimeji #shimeji-ee #how do spell #my beeping #hlvrai

[knots-n-crosses45]

I love him your honour

#jim kirk #star trek tos #star trek #star trek fanart #art #my art #kirk fanart #beep boop

[bonesandbolts]

Ok, these songs are certified bops, but I can understand why they weren't included in the album. They all have a different feel to them. They're definitely better on their own like this.

#opal beeps and creaks #hozier #unreal unearth #unheard #too sweet may be my fave #but its been an earworm since he dropped that teaser #man tho. they're all great #1k

[richestindaworld]

PUSH DAT CART LADIES ! ! !

EDIT: added ref used below the cut!!!! original by K-jun1117 on r/tf2

#tf2 #tf2 soldier #tf2 medic #tf2 engineer #tf2 fanart #ok 2 tag as ship/kin #medic was healing scout and he died bc of this </3 heart breaking #im a tf2 account now . im sorry friends and family #my art #rick art #beep beep richie

[d3arapril]

https://www.tumblr.com/svccubuss/738669179535835136/having-your-head-pushed-down-further-into-the Ok but this with Abby?!?!

[link to post] oh anon...... i want her to break me in half like a glowstick

18+ minors dni

abby is strong, she knows she is. having all that strength is great for her day to day life, of course. it's also great for when she needs to keep you in place and fuck you like you deserve.

"keep your fucking hips up," she huffs, shuffling forward on the bed so that your ass is squished up against her pelvis, no where to run. she's grinding against you, strap reaching the spot that always ends in the bed being soaked when you're both finished and utterly spent.

you're practically rendered speechless, mouth wide and eyes rolled to the back of your head as you take and take, take whatever she gives you.

you feel abby's hand leave your hip and press against the side of your head, smooshing your face against the duvet, wet from your spit, her spit and the tears you didn't even realise were leaking from the corners of your eyes. her other hand smooths its way from your right hip, travelling up your back and pressing down between your shoulder blades, trapping you in place.

she's relentless- pressing all of her weight down onto you as she fucks you, the slapping of your ass against her pelvis spurring her on as she watches you with heavy eyes- watches for any sign that you can't breathe or are uncomfortable but when you catch her gaze and smile lazily, bottom lip caught between your teeth, she knows you like it. like how much she could easily just break you if she wanted to.

no matter how much bigger or smaller you are she'll always be strong enough to fuck you just right, she'll always be your strong girl <3

#i want her to put me in a headlock so bad #like please PLEASEEEEEE #abby anderson smut #abby anderson x reader #abby anderson x f!reader #the last of us smut #abby tlou smut #tlou smut #ermm #beep boop #my writing

[koppaiterocker]

Sometimes low quality gifs are simply funnier

#PLEASE LOOK AT BRUCE BEING THE GIRLS HYPEMAN IN THE THIRD #HE LOVES THEM!!! #bruce is the most woman respecting woman lover ever and its not even romantic ever #hes the personificiation of the “me n my girl dont argue she tells me to shut up and i listen” tweet #and every other tweet in that genre #i love u bruce #beautiful beautiful bruce #koppaitepaladin #dreamworks trolls #trolls #trolls band together #tbt #brozone #trolls brozone #beeps gifs