#nerd speaks

[aikofanfan]

I’m asexual but my asexuality ascends into nonexistence the second I think of

Them™️

#nerd speaks #nerd of the blog #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #genshin impact #genshin impact zhongli #tears of themis #tears of themis artem #tot artem #artem wing #honkai star rail #honkai welt #welt yang #pretty fictional men make my thoughts unholy

[nerdazzler]

I just saw your RSA AU!! And I was wondering if you'll be expanding on it? Personally I would LOVE to see more but its your choice!!

UWAAAAH I NEVER SAW THIS UNTIL NOW. THANK YOU SM FOR LIKING THE AU 💛 I actually do actually have a lot more planned for the au! (A whole Google docs worth of stuff to be honest)

I might also do some art of the characters I made as well! Although my digital art skills aren’t exactly the best so bare with me

#Nerd speaks

[ur-typical-nerd]

Your ideal Pokemon team for the Devil if you wanted to do a Cuphead crossover with Pokemon?

I’ve thought about this for a while (even had an RP similar to this), and while I never gave the Devil a full team, I decided to give this a try. So here’s the Devil’s full team (along with a few alternates)!

(Note: I’m going to give the Devil a Legendary Pokemon for his team. While I don’t usually do this sort of thing, the Devil is a very powerful immortal being, possibly a god. Therefore, to me, giving him a Legendary makes sense)

Houndoom: A bit cliche, but dang if it doesn’t fit. The Hellhound theme and intimidating aura feels like something the Devil would go for. He probably uses it to keep the imps in line. I actually like to think that, if Pokémon were to live on Inkwell Isles, Houndoom would have some mythology relating to Inkwell Hell.

Impidimp: He already rules over a bunch of imps, why not have one as a Pokémon (plus it’s canonically a mischievous Pokémon)! I like to think that the Impidimp followed a bunch of imps that went up to the surface for something, and the Devil just Did Not Notice an extra until someone brought it to his attention. He’s definitely trying to evolve it into a Grimmsnarl.

Spiritomb:…I mean, it’s basically a collection of evil/mischievous spirits. That would be straight up the Devil’s alley. He probably thought it was a cool rock and brought it to Inkwell Hell, not realizing it was a Pokémon. When Spiritomb did come out, the Devil probably thought it was awesome (meanwhile, all of the imps are super confused on why a ghost just came out of that rock)

Dusknoir: Since it canonically ferries souls into the afterlife, I feel like the Devil would catch one to help with soul acquisition. Imagine the shock of thinking your soul is safe with a Dusknoir, only to end up in the Devil’s clutches!

Giratina:…Look, I know some people aren’t fond of the “Giratina is Pokémon Satan” theory, but let’s go with it for this explanation. Since the Cuphead equivalent of God probably has Arceus, I feel like the Devil would catch Giratina as a sort-of “screw you” to the father who banished him. Giratina is done with the Devil 95% of the time while the Devil is convinced that Giratina respects him completely…despite the fact that it’s knocked him into lava, like, twice.

Zorua: This may seem like an odd choice, but hear me out. Their color schemes are similar (red and black), they’re both mischievous to some degree, and Zorua’s illusion abilities are comparable to the Devil’s shapeshifting. Plus, Zorua even looks a bit like a cat (yes I know it’s a fox, but Pokémon doesn’t really have a black cat yet), an animal the Devil has been associated with in both fanon and the show itself! The Devil’s definitely trying to evolve it into a Zoroark, but for now he’s just enjoying the cuteness (in private, of course).

Other Potential Teammates:

-Hoopa: Similar color schemes, similar vibes of “Silly guys who are super powerful with this One Item”

-Arbok/Seviper: Ngl, I couldn’t choose which one I should give him.

-Chandelure: Takes souls like Dusknoir, and also has a fancy, decadent aesthetic I think the Devil could appreciate. Fun fact: I was actually going to put this guy down in the Devil’s main team before deciding on Dusknoir instead!

-Alolan Meowth: The only other thing close to a black cat in Pokémon.

-Gengar: Mischief-making ghost+mischief-making Devil=chaos on Inkwell Isles

This was pretty fun, actually! If anyone wants to give me another character for this, I’d be open to this within other fandoms! I’ll list them all in the tags.

#nerd speaks #pokemon #the cuphead show #cuphead the devil #pokemon team #ask #crossover #okay here are my fandoms (besides cuphead) #super mario bros #sonic the hedgehog #my little pony friendship is magic #club penguin #skylanders #steven universe #disney #total drama #theres probably more I’m forgetting #I’ll update the list if I think of any others!

[aconfusedgoose]

AND DAN AND PHIL ARE BACK???

I started this year making a meme about John Green being back and I thought that would be the wildest thing to happen this year... Clearly I was wrong. I feel like the universe is just confused about what year it is... I'm in my mid 20s now and I don't need to be going through this again.

#goose speaks #john green #sizzlingsandwichperfection blog #nerd fighters #vlogbrothers #doctor who #david tennant #the hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #merlin #bbc merlin #merlin x arthur #merthur #dan and phil #plz dont being supernatural back... it died and it can stay dead thx

[konigsblog]

now all i can think about is virgin, college nerd könig and he's rotting my brain away. 🧠📚

he helps you on your studies, for a small favour in return. majority of the time he writes your essays for you, in return for a sloppy, messy blowjob or a nice, tight handjob.

and you're always so eager for it, like a dumb slag! bent over on all fours underneath his desk and fucking yourself back on his hard dick while he studies.

nerd könig probably wears glasses, and you just love to tease him by taking them away, only to be punished with a hard, relentless fucking. könig will whisper beside your ear degrading things, pulling your hips down against his fat, hot, bulbous cock while you apologise profusely and breathlessly for taunting him. near tears as he brutalises you for being horrible to your boyfriend!!

nerd könig will stuff your face into a textbook and tell you to study during backshots. ploughing into your swollen, wet folds for hours because you can't answer a simple question on the pages infront of you. a wet, slick mess bent over and sobbing into the pages with the answers, unable to focus on anything other than his big dick stuffing you full!

“come on, mäuschen... you can read--look, what does that say? read it out to me, my dear-i'll help you, little one.”

#orla speaks #nerd könig #virgin nerd könig #konig x reader smut #konig x reader #konig call of duty #konig mw2 #könig call of duty #könig #könig x reader #könig mw2 #cod könig #könig fanfiction

[abeardoodle]

This is my head canon

#nerdy prudes must die #firebringer #starkid #starkid productions #pj npmd #reese npmd #npmd fanart #firebringer fanart #I have no basis for this hc other than uh eyebrows #but also pj was my favorite nerd even tho she did not speak

[kazuha-pista-badam]

real footage of las vegas sphere this weekend:

cr: sebisticated on twt

#YAS QUEEN #SPEAK YOUR TRUTH #what an icon #i love him your honor #he's my babygirl #he's my gf #he's such a nerd #i love him #sebastian #sebastian vettel #vettel #seb vettel #sv5 #f1 memes #formula 1 memes #formula one memes #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #aston martin #aston martin racing #aston martin f1

[just-late-roman-republic-things]

I'm not a "fan" of this historical figure he just entered my head and wouldn't leave

#history nerd problems #just roman memes #jlrrt speaks

[aikofanfan]

#nerd speaks #nerd of the blog #I should not be laughing so hard at my own shit post #fire embem awakening #fire emblem #fire emblem heroes #fell exalt #fell exalt chrom #fe robin #fe chrom #chrobin

[33max]

“Only now are we starting to realize it: my son is F1 world champion,” she said. “I screamed and cried.”

“I can’t count all the candles I lit this week,” Sophie revealed.

“The angels helped us,” the overjoyed mother believed.

a mothers love is never done

(x / photo by vladimir rys / max verstappen: whatever it takes / sophiekumpen on instagram / x / x / to my son by alicia daly)

#max verstappen #sophie kumpen #I love making these because I get to deep dive like a little nerd and learn so much #did you know Sophie speaks 6 languages #web weaving

[leafie-draws]

thinking about pokemon again and I'll never forgive them for getting rid of Lapras' fangs to make it look more cute and friendly or whatever

#leafie speaks #nintendo said lapras is a gentle bean that understands human speech NO TEETH FOR YOU #good luck eating fish now nerd #lapras is one of my favorites too so it makes me double mad #*angry barking* #pokemon

[ur-typical-nerd]

So like

Does anyone actually know what was up with that Pikachu ad?

#nerd speaks #pokémon #pikachu #meme #is that a meme? #I honestly don’t know anymore #Ad #is there a tag for this? #If not I’m calling it Pika-dude #Pika-dude

[inkskinned]

i. about 2 weeks ago, i was told there's a good chance that in 5 or so years, i'll need a wheelchair.

ii. okay. i loved harry potter as a kid. i have a hypothesis about this to be honest - why people still kind of like it. it's that she got very lucky. she managed to make a cross-generational hit. it was something shared for both parents and kids. it was right at the start of a huge cultural shift from pre to post-internet. i genuinely think many people were just seeking community; not her writing. it was a nice shorthand to create connection. which is a long way of saying - she didn't build this legacy, we built it for her. she got lucky, just once. that's all.

iii. to be real with you, i still struggle with identifying as someone with a disability, which is wild, especially given the ways my life has changed. i always come up against internalized ableism and shame - convinced even right now that i'm faking it for attention. i passed out in a grocery store recently. i hit my head on the shelves while i went down.

iv. he raises his eyebrows while he sends me a look. her most recent new book has POTS featured in it. okay, i say. i already don't like where this is going. we both take another bite of ramen. it is a trait of the villain, he says. we both roll our eyes about it.

v. so one of the things about being nonbinary but previously super into harry potter is that i super hate jk rowling. but it is also not good for my mental health to regret any form of joy i engaged with as a kid. i can't punish my young self for being so into the books - it was a passion, and it was how i made most of my friends. everyone knew about it. i felt like everyone had my same joy, my same fixation. as a "weird kid", this sense of belonging resonated with me so loudly that i would have done anything to protect it.

vi. as a present, my parents once took me out of school to go see the second movie. it is an incredibly precious memory: my mom straight-up lying about a dentist appointment. us snickering and sneaking into the weekday matinee. within seven years of this experience, the internet would be a necessity to get my homework finished. the world had permanently changed. harry potter was a relic, a way any of us could hold onto something of the analog.

vii. by sheer luck, the year that i started figuring out the whole gender fluid thing was also the first year people started to point out that she might have some internalized biases. i remember tumblr before that; how often her name was treated as godhood. how harry potter was kind of a word synonymous for "nerdy but cool." i would walk out of that year tasting he/him and they/them; she would walk out snarling and snapping about it.

viii. when i teach older kids creative writing, i usually tell them - so, she did change the face of young adult fiction, there's no denying that. she had a lot more opportunities than many of us will - there were more publishing houses, less push for "virally" popular content creators. but beyond reading another book, we need to write more books. we need to uplift the voices of those who remain unrepresented. we need to push for an exposure to the bigotry baked into the publishing system. and i promise you: you can write better than she ever did. nothing she did was what was magical - it was the way that the community responded to it.

ix. i get home from ramen. three other people have screenshotted the POTS thing and sent it to me. can you fucking believe we're still hearing this shit from her when it's almost twenty-fucking-twenty-three. the villain is notably also popular on tumblr. i just think that's funny. this woman is a billionaire and she's mad that she can't control the opinions of some people on a dying blue site that makes no money. lady, and i mean this - get a fucking life.

x. i am sorry to the kid i was. maybe the kid you were too. none of us deserved to see something like this ruined. that thing used to be precious to me. and now - all those good times; measured into dust.

/// 9.6.2022 // FUCKING AGAIN, JK? Are you fucking kidding me?

#witches and wizards #kids need to be able to play games without knowing the extended universe #playing was easy #i knew i wasn't gonna be able to explain chronicles of christomancy #but we could pick up a stick and run around #nd say we were magic that would be enough backstory #and i think the last time i felt that sense of community #was the summer of pokemon go #it's about cross-generational connectivity bro #yes there are insular communtities but EVERYONE had fucking read harry potter #which is me saying - i think maybe people don't miss HER or the ACTUAL BOOK tbh #they miss... feeling connected #think about how so many people felt so weirdly ashamed and lost after Game of Thrones ended - #they did SUCH a bad job that the entire community just... vanished. #where beforehand people would have GoT weddings #we are just animals who love stories and love feeling like we speak the same language #btw i am not on twitter so i hadn't seen some of the shit she was doing #and then when i was 19 she published the ''american school'' hogwarts stuff #and was reading it casually bc again a huge nerd #and in it shes like ''the british taught the natives their more civilized magics'' #and that was like..................... oh okay. okay. so.....

[konigsblog]

sleeping with nerd könig in return for study help... 📚

nerd könig has noticed that you've fallen behind. you're struggling, looking over at him for support with a dumbfounded look plastered on your little face. könig would be lying if he said he didn't love your stupidity, how easily you fall into his trap.

his actions are well throughout and calculated. he tells you to come over to his dorm, that he'll study with you, winking playfully before walking off. he's honestly such a dork, and it's not unusual for him to flirt with you platonically. you didn't expect to be on all fours, whining his name, cock drunk and fucked-out stupid.

the original plan was for you to be tutored by könig, but instead, he was ploughing into you from behind, filling your creamy, sticky holes with his white stickiness, his fat cock stuffing your tight cunt. your moans echoed in his bedroom, leaving him light-headed and addicted to the pulsing sensation of your smooth, velvety walls around his shaft.

he'll ask you questions while eating you out, gasping for air and muttering a question through deep breaths. his eyelids are heavy with euphoria and delight at the sweet taste of your release against his warm tongue, eyebrows furrowed together, rolling his tongue over your wet cunt again and again. you stumble over your words breathlessly, your head spinning at the stimulation against your sensitive clit, barely able to string a coherent sentence together through cries and pathetic whines.

a perfect, dumb mess in front of him, served to him on a golden platter for him to fuck relentlessly all night.

#orla speaks #nerd konig #nerd könig #good lord the things i'd do for this #konig #könig #könig cod #konig cod #cod könig #konig x reader smut #konig x reader #könig x you #könig x reader #könig mw2 #mw2 konig

[kickstheclown]

It’s storming here rn and my weather app did the silliest glitch ,,,,, wdym a lightning strike happened like 10 years ago,,, it was like 3 seconds,,,

#kickiez speaks #shitpost #I’m a weather nerd I dunno if I said this before

[greengoddesssmoothie]

Gentle reminder that while Kirk is shown to be a bit reckless with his own life if it means saving his crew, he isn’t dumb. The man is canonically a tactical genius and a nerd. His sweet and caring side shouldn’t be conflated with naivety.

#he’s a nerd who absolutely fucks yes but a nerd all the same #gotta love him #sunshine coded in every way #Star Trek tos #tos #Star Trek #james t kirk #green speaks