#never loved em

[ragsy]

I handle a lot of books every day, and I have learned that cozy mystery novels (which the grandmas go NUTS over) always have some sort of cute animal or whimsical handicraft on the cover, but since they're mysteries, there's usually still some form of grisly murder involved, which gets you absolute gems like this:

#ragsycon exclusive #i don't know shit about the quality of the novels. I've never read em #i just love pulling a book off my cart with a baby kitty in a teacup on it & i check the title & it says some shit like DEATHSTABBER SUPREME

[catpaku]

wxs chimdren!

#prsk fa #pjsk fanart #emu ootori #project sekai #illustration #digital art #doodle #my art #sketch #i love em sm #tumblr still has the best dimensions for posting ig and twit could never

[decamarks]

the prettiest 2d girl in town... has become THREE DIMENSIONAL (P.S. you can download this model + some extras here!)

#ultrakill #mirage ultrakill #my art #I LOVE YOU WITH MY LIFE MIRAGE. ARAARRRHHHH #i don't tend to do low poly stuff a lot so figuring that out was fun. the textures were a BLAST to make heeheehoo #OH ALSO the extras in the .blend are the gabriel + ferryman rigs i made =D #i never ended up finishing the thing i was animating so you can just have 'em LOL #3D art

[royaltea000]

Every letter addressed to Jonah Magnus just sounds like several men of good high standing who he’s tricked into giving him their knowledge money and affections realizing that they’ve fallen for a succubus but they can’t find it in them to hate him too hard- like do you know what I mean??? I know it’s just the old timey way of speaking but every statement just sounds like “please my evil twink, I beseech you!” Like this is why I can only imagine him as like very Dorian Gray-esque in my head. Please someone tell me I’m not crazy for thinking this that’s literally their evil bbg that’s sucked them for all they’re worth and thrown em away

#I may only be thinking about a select few but these are all the ones that I remember #bear with me it’s been a while since I’ve finished tma #I’m thinking about Jonathan Fanshawe going I hate you never speak to me again I’m filing a restraining order #all the best and your loyal loving servant I miss you already bbg Jonathan 😔 #Peter there is a long line of bodies before you #I mean that literally #boi really sucked the life outta em #and watched #thought about this real hard while brushing my teeth #tma podcast #tma #tma shitpost #the magnus archives #jonah magnus #elias bouchard

[skunkes]

#sorry i love arms out shoulder up near face pose. bc i love arms and need to improve at shoulders #but i never draw em holding anything....whatever ! #a doodley

[seldompathic]

OH NO HE'S HOT

#sonic the hedgehog #sth #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow #Theres context to this that you'll never receive #idiots in love but only one of em is having a crisis about it #so far..>:))

[brighteuphony]

I love Chiyo- and I kind of headcanon her as a Witch of the Woods (Sands???) archetype- a bitter old woman who has sacrificed too much, experienced and committed more atrocities than anyone can imagine, and who knows the truth about what lies in the hearts of men to live among the villages anymore.

In my AU she's got a pretty dark backstory. Back in time when Villages were just getting established, women weren't allowed to be shinobi in the same capacity as men. There was too much warring and death among the clans to risk women, so they were only ever allowed to serve as spies or medics. (Chiyo started off as a medic).

And like any military/fascist dictatorship, serving the state was more important than anything else- so women who were kunoichi were given missions to steal and return with powerful bloodlines. Even before villages, this was a common fear among clans (which is why so many of them have protective measures and inbreed/arrange matches very carefully).

Chiyo was one such woman, who took a X-rated mission in her youth because she was told it would 'serve her nation'. There was a powerful bloodline whose Kekkei Genkai could harden sand to something akin to Steel- something Suna very desperately wanted.

Chiyo succeeded in her mission, but despite the veneer of 'serving your nation', when she returned, she was considered, in her words, "Just another whore."

Then when her son didn't manifest the bloodline- it was worse, but Chiyo was happy because that meant her son was HERS. (This is when she met Enji, and he saved her son's life at great cost- so Chiyo owes him a blood/life debt.)

Then the war came, and they needed women to fight so now serving the nation meant something different, and Chiyo became a full fledged 'shinobi' and turned her healing towards poison and death- especially when she had to fight the Salamander.

Then she sealed Gaara and that was the atrocity straw that broke the camel's back and she dipped out Suna and retired to an oasis. She's still a healer, but adamantly refuses to serve shinobi.

Once again, thank you so much for these asks and all the support for this AU?

@youngpeacearbiter

#naruto #haruno sakura #granny chiyo #coven!sakura #nations always celebrate serving the military but no support for anyone who comes back #veteran's aid? what's that and we all know how they would see women like this #there's no more xrated missions in villages and its like a shameful secret they all gloss over #you never air the dirt out when you've gotta indoctrinate your next wave of children into child soldiers #also chiyo is a pretty cruel woman IMO #first thing she did when she learned Sakura stepped between two attacks was to laugh so hard she started crying #Chiyo has both HEAVY internalized mysogyny but also really wants to protect women- its a balancing act #queen of tough love throw em in the deep end no floaties #trial by firing squad #also chiyo just HATES the hypocrisy of being venerated as a war hero when its convenient for the nation- she just hates shinobi villages #thank u kishimoto for keeping Chiyo's backstory vague as hell so i can play #chiyo as an embodiment of female rage

[todayisafridaynight]

[sketch reward]

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #like a dragon #koichi adachi #makoto date #oh i forget their ship name again OOP #snap sketches #this commissioner is singlehandedly making me fill the date/adachi tag vjELRKVJELKJ god bless em #i never get tired of drawing these two sillies ... lmao .... i love old people ... #its like a gift whenever i get comm'd from them too like its always shit im happy to do AHAAA #ok im in class fjLKFJKJ BYE

[sunclown]

CAR-AOKE

#tiger and bunny #ryan goldsmith #karina lyle #blue rose #golden ryan #ryan is the annoying brother karina never wanted #i love em #my art

[spearxwind]

Some more dragons!! These are for @felix-the-snow-cheetah, @excaive, @triruntu and @queer-leaflet respectively!! :D

#windyart #commissions #dragon #i love doing these sm. i can tell im running out of steam though x) ive got seven to get through still and i think after that I'll call it #at least for the time being bc i want to rest a bit afterwards #i should finish em this week before my bf comes back or ill never get to them

[khaotunq]

TYPECAST: Khaotung Thanawat edition

#khaotung thanawat #the eclipse #tonhon chonlatee #2gether the series #moonlight chicken #a tale of thousand stars #55:15 never too late #only friends the series #my gifs #my edits #mine: khaotung thanawat #mine: typecast #userjamiec #tuserhidden #tuserrowan #tostrangers #joe from blacklist was meant to be here but the scene i wanted to use was ungiffable #but his description is 'no gay all panic' #zero isn't here because we don't know enough about him #but his description is 'maybe gay mostly panic inducing' #didn't do cause youre my boy or charming stepmom because i haven't watched em #yes i know jojo said ray was bi but SHRUG #ktnw typecast: gay panic. look me in the eyes and tell me i'm wrong. #i'm as weak for the os2 ayan opening his eyes as i am for original ofts trailer sand smoking so it goes in okay #55:15 is genuinely a lovely little show btw it destroyed me and i love it

[bat-luun]

the only girl that matters <3

#my art #i love silver #his ears are on his side cuz i can never fit them on top of his highfive lookin ass head #i didnt wanna make his fur just white or grey #so if u look closely its actually pink/yellow/blue with white on top of it w 55% opacity :3 #also the shirt was meant to be fully open in the back to make room for his back quills #BUT I FUCKING FORGOT TO DRAW EM AAAAAAAAA #anyway enjoy? lol :D #sth #sth fanart #sth fandom #sonic #sonic series #sonic fanart #sonic the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog

[youdrewstarsxaroundmyscars]

Nicknames for the Slytherin Skittles i wish i saw more

Barty: B or Bee

Evan: Ev or Rosie

Dorcas: Cas

Pandora: Dora

#idk i just never see these and i love them #trust i'll use em in my own fics dw #but still #marauders #marauders era #fanfic #marauders fanfiction #regulus black #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #pandora rosier #dorcas meadowes #rosekiller #jegulus #wolfstar #rosestarkiller #rosestarkillerchaser #slytherin #slytherin skittles #skittles #slytherin skittles headcanons #marauders headcanon #james potter #sirius black #fanfiction #remus lupin #the marauders era

[cupophrogs]

First Mission

@clownsuu @thelone-copper

#Colt’s a little impressed #like damn that’s all it took? #stickers? #it’s the ones you get at a middle school book fair too #Poppet’ll do anything for stickers #ESPECIALLY if it’s a unicorn sticker #homie loves themselves a cool magic horse #god it’s been so long since I’ve drawn Poppet #it took me like 15 minutes to get their slutty little wait and hips right LMAOOOO #they look so proud #just presenting a mangled (and still bleeding) head #they’re messy but you’ll never catch ‘em with a single speck of anything further up than the elbow #phrart #art #welcome home oc #welcome home #welcome home mob au #character design #poppet spring #mob poppet #colt cattlemen #Mob Wally darling #stickers are worth every drop of blood

[chloesimaginationthings]

Would you ever draw jjba with pokemon/digimon?

For Pokémon I have a couple times! Here’s some favourites of mine

#ask reply #I love digimon too btw I’ve just never drawn em #I should do more of these sometime

[sparring-spirals]

Listen. Smartypants Society? Fuck yeah. I'm going to come clean and admit that I am one of those people that kind of enjoys public speaking/ presentations, and in turn loves seeing people who are Good At Public Speaking/Presentations and enjoy it do their thing. Tricks of timing and emphatic delivery and precise rhetoric and structured argument construction all delivered with charisma dialed up to x100000% is just. 👌

Like, you can make anything sound legit with the right tricks, and in theory I find it SO enjoyable seeing it happen!!! Unfortunately in the context of the Real World this is often seen in contexts that tend to range from Impressive but Sobering or just Literally The Most Frustrating Shit because hey you're talking awful hurtful absolute bullshit but saying it The Right Way, Im Going To Lose it.

So. Therefore........ Smartypants Society generates a deep joy in my soul. Deeply talented speakers/comedians with phenomenal stage presence and quick wit, to use their command over delivery and rhetoric and comedic timing to dissect and break down the most nonsensical things ever? Meticulous argument construction and empassioned delivery about absolute, ridiculous, zero stakes bullshit?? Fuck yeah. Its like seeing someone with expert culinary training and a professionally equipped kitchen make the most 3AM drunk food meal with intentional precision. Tell me why vegetables arent real. Break down who's invited to the cookout. What IS the happiest birthday. Make me believe you. :')

#i love people being really good at what they do. and i love well articulated arguments on absolute low stakes bullshit. <3 #dropout #smartypants society #dropout tv #not cr #:] #spar speaks #some excellent clips and screenshots available #realizing i never finished my post about it but i love adventuring academy contested roll for the same reason #.........ok fine i lied. i dont kind of like presentations. i rlly like em.