#not mbti

[intp-tells-it-like-it-is]

I’m such a seasonally depressed b*tch that I walked by a blooming bush of lilac buzzing with bees and it healed me

#not mbti #seasonal affective depression

[mbti-enemies]

hey guys, it's me again, I gotta tell a story about this post because now we can laugh about it

last year, me, INFP and a few friends suffered a car accident, our car was unsalvageable, the biggest damage was to those in the back seats, exactly where me and my girlfriend were. she broke her wrist, and our friend who was beside her fractured his collarbone, there was lot of blood and we even ended up in the local news of the place we were visiting, everyone is okay, no permanent damage, just a few scars on our bodies from cuts and INFP's and our friend's surgeries, but everyone is completely alright now.

INFP can't remember the accident at all, she just remembers "waking up at the hospital", but I was awake the whole time and so was she, she just can't remember, she was moaning from the pain the whole time, there were so many people surrounding us.

They took us out and we couldn't see each other because of the amount of people there, I kept asking where she was and they were telling me to calm down, saying "everyone is okay, don't worry", and I was desperate, like

???? MATE????? LET ME SEE HER??

I was specially worried because she wasn't answering when I was trying to talk to her when we were still in the car, all our friends replied back, but she just made stuttered noises, we were put in the same ambulance but I still couldn't see her because they basically tied us up to the stretchers, so I asked "where is my girlfriend??" and the nurse said "who's your girlfriend?" and that's when INFP said "I'm here" very lowly.

the way to the hospital was extremely painful as the ambulance kept rocking, and while we were inside, this conversation happened (or something along those lines):

p.s.: she sounded drunk the whole time, her voice was pretty low, there were lots of pauses and groaning from her, and I just wanted her to keep talking to make sure she wouldn't sleep and because hearing her voice was comforting to me

p.s.²: she talks a lot and crack jokes when she's nervous

INFP: this is so embarrassing

ENFJ: what is embarrassing?

INFP: the accident, I just wanted to get up and walk the fuck away

ENFP: I don't think embarrassing is the right term, babe

INFP: no, I'm pretty sure it is, it's so embarrassing, it's like when you fall in front of a bunch of people, but worse, because in this case I couldn't just walk away

ENFJ: are you okay, tho?

INFP: no, I'm humiliated

ENFJ: does it hurt?

INFP: my whole body hurt, just not as much as my dignity (giggles) don't make me laugh, it hurts

ENFJ: I didn't say anything (giggles)

INFP: ... baby

ENFJ: hi, love

and then she started crying, I was crying as well because of her, I was in DISTRESS asking her what was wrong, the nurse was trying to calm her down, and then this ninny goes:

INFP: I'm not wearing any underwear, what if they see me naked?

she made a whole scene over the fact that she wasn't wearing any underwear, said it was mortifying, said we should stop taking our clothes off in case of accidents, made jokes about sex, said lots of... inappropriate stuff in front of the nurses 💀 cried, it was a long trip, let's say. we laugh loads about it now, but at the time I was actually worried

duuuuuuuude that's gold (well, not the accident, of course, but the story, SO glad to hear you guys are okay now that's super scary stuff) because like i saw intjs og post and i was like ?? who would think that (i mean like acc i kinda got it but like didnt think anyone would actually FEEL that way in the moment yk) but its true its been verified aaaah ur story made us smile a lot (good to hear from you guys again btw!! <333)

#infp #enfj #not mbti

[tbh-entp]

Not them making me lead of a multi million dollar project because someone unexpectedly resigned and apparently I'm the only other choice!? I'm just a baby

#its just been a morning im fine #this is also a good thing if it goes well #not to mention last week my boss told me hes going to train me as the protégé of his like huge technology and im like #WHAT ABOUT THE GUY WHO HAS BEEN HERE FOR FIVE YEARS #ive only been here for four months #im a naturally distrusting person so its hard for me to understand when people trust me #which they typically do #i just want to write some books and have a garden and a dog and live on a beach #and get laid sometimes and have some grown kids #personal #not mbti #I'M JUST A BABY

[veiledintj]

do you admit what you see

#not mbti #/s

[byzbi]

child of the moon

#cottagecore #goblincore #fairycore #aesthetic #nature #forestcore #naturecore #moodboard #mooncore #full moon #moonchild #moonchaser #zodiac #starcore #starlight #star signs #mbti types #mbti #mbti personality types #faecore #dark academia aesthetic #dark academia #light academia aesthetic #light academia #romantic academia #cottage witch #forest witch #witch aesthetic #whimsigoth #whimsical

[pandagobrr]

Go check out ADHDinos for more painfully relatable comics!

#funny #mbti #memes #mbti memes #infp #enfp memes #infp memes #16 personalities #adhd memes #adhd #actually adhd

[kay]

friendship ended with MBTI, the Spotify Wrapped Type Indicator (SWTI) is the new gold standard for personality typology frameworks

#spotify wrapped #spotify wrapped 2022 #mbti #F vs E is really just the musical form of introversion vs extroversion

[mutiger-seemann]

what do u think about mk character's mbti types?

#art #fanart #mk #mortal kombat #quan chi #mk raiden #bi han #shang tsung #mk fujin #mk smoke #tomas vrbada #jax briggs #bo rai cho #mk sub zero #kuai liang #liu kang #kenshi takahashi #takeda takahashi #mk scorpion #hanzo hasashi #erron black #johnny cage #kung lao #mbti types

[anessthetic]

MBTI!!! very large space for designs :D

#mbti #mbti types #mbti fanart #personality types #*INHALES* #entj #intj #intp #entp #esfp #istp #isfp #estp #infp #enfp #infj #enfj #istj #isfj #estj #esfj #my art

[sentienceisoverrated]

Down with MBTI!

#cooking #baking #vanilla extract #recipe #recipes #mbti #myers briggs

[intp-tells-it-like-it-is]

I want a list of 50 people who can both afford and find a use for Apple Vision Pro. Go.

#Google Glass 2.0 #this kind of conflation of what rich techies want and what they think the avergage person wants drives me insane #there are better things to be doing #not mbti

[mbti-enemies]

INFJ, are you in love with catra because she reminds you of our dear INTJ here? you make a cute couple ngl, I'm kinda jealous

[*gawps at your observancy and perceptiveness*] tHink Ur oH sO ObsERvaNt dO You HMM sHeRLocK hOLmeS

intj found this ask ridiculously funny like so much (intj here: and yes i can confirm this ask made my day ....literally best thing ever and i was giggling over it for a bit too long but tbf it was the "you make a cute couple" that sealed the deal)

GO AWAY STOP PLEASE IM CRYING

we are. enemies. not a couple. unless its a couple of enemies. (agreed)

i am in love with catra DESPITE and onLY deSPITE the fact she remind me of 'our dear intj here'. *ahem* thank you for your attention.

#thank you and good bye #not mbti #us

[prokopetz]

Inadvisable RPG worldbuilding premise #137: Dungeons & Dragons style outer-planar cosmology, except instead of a Great Wheel based on the Good/Evil–Law/Chaos alignment grid, the planes form a Great Hypercube based on Myers-Briggs type indicators.

#concepts #gaming #tabletop roleplaying #tabletop rpgs #myers-briggs #mbti #worldbuilding #dungeons & dragons #d&d

[mbtitime]

The 16 Types as Symbols

Follow me on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and everything else @mbtitime and @typefy

#infp #mbti #infj #entj #intj #enfp #entp #intp #enfj #isfj #istj #isfp #istp #estj #estp #myers briggs #esfp #esfj #16 personalities #16 personalidades #cogntive functions #carl jung #symbols

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo frowns at his phone.

Or more specifically, at the test on his phone.

Around him, he hears the sound of his brothers tapping their own devices, much faster than he is. Looking up just makes Leo feel worse about his own progress - or lack-thereof.

Mikey’s the fastest, speeding through the test like nobody’s business. He’d been the one to make them all do this stupid test in the first place, so it makes sense that he’s having a blast.

Raph’s slower than Mikey is, but he’s still clearly answering the questions at a steady pace. Sometimes he looks unsure, but he powers through anyway.

Donnie often looks frustrated, which relieves Leo somewhat because at least someone is struggling like him. But that “struggle” isn’t nearly as big as his own, considering that Donnie is answering about as fast as Raph is.

Leo turns his gaze back down to his own test. He’s still near the beginning, he thinks.

He’d put the same answer for the past seven questions - the middle of the road answer, neither a “yes” or a “no.” Then, whenever he does come across one that is more one direction than the other, he second guesses himself and restarts the test!

Sure, there are a few he could definitely give a yes or a no to, but…never the “strongly agree” or “strongly disagree” that the test seemed to want from him.

He eyes his twin sitting nearby, the softshell absorbed in the test. Maybe Leo should copy what Donnie put for some of these…

“DONE!” Mikey’s shout makes Leo freeze in place just as he started to lean over.

“What?” Donnie squawks, “No way you’re already finished, you must’ve been cheating!”

“It’s a personality test, Dee!” Mikey stuck his tongue out, “You can’t cheat at those!”

…

Leo settles back into his seat.

Ignoring Donnie’s mutterings about how it was “just because it’s not an academic test” that he didn’t finish first, Raph smiles encouragingly at Mikey.

“Hey, good job! So what’d you get, Mike?”

Mikey looks back down at his test, reading aloud, “Says that I got the “Campaigner”!”

“What’s that mean?” Leo asks, his phone screen going dark.

“Apparently, I’m an “enthusiastic, creative, and sociable free-spirit”.” Mikey reads, smiling at them, “You think it fits?”

“Oh, to a T, bro!” Leo laughs, giving Mikey a thumbs up, making Mikey’s smile grow larger.

Inside, Leo was feeling a lot more mixed about this. He has no idea how Mikey knew himself so well. Maybe Donnie was right and Mikey did cheat, because how could he answer those questions so easily?

Leo’s phone burns in his hand. He keeps it locked.

“Wow, that really is you.” Raph says, his eyes flitting back and forth between his own test and Mikey, “Do you think it fits?”

“I guess? It’s fun to see at least!” Mikey shrugs with a grin.

“Hold on, I think…” Raph makes a noise of satisfaction, “Okay, done!”

“Sigh, now I’m relegated to the straggler group.” Donnie grumbles, his thumbs moving faster as he tries rushing through the questions.

“Ooh, what’d you get Raph?” Mikey asks, practically bouncing in curiosity.

“Says, uh…I got something called the “Consul”?” He squints his eyes to read more, “Uh, “caring, social, and community-minded.””

“Sounds about right to me.” Leo nods. Can’t be more “community-minded” than being a hero.

“Yeah, no one’s more caring than you, Raphie!” Mikey says, moving to lean across Raph’s shell.

“You do put the community in mind, that’s for sure.” Donnie states, not looking up.

Raph chuckles, a bit embarrassed, “Aw, thanks. It’s just some test, but it feels kinda good to hear that.”

Just a test. Right.

Leo unlocks his screen.

The test stares back at him.

Right. Okay. He can do this. He can.

The screen ends up going dark again.

Frustration builds up in Leo. Was he even halfway done with the test? At this rate, soon even Donnie will-

“FINISHED.”

Leo unlocks his phone.

“What’d you get, DonTon?” Leo asks as his thumb taps the top right of the screen.

Donnie puffs up proudly, a self sure grin on his face, “I got the result “Logician” which states that I, obviously, am an “innovative inventor with a thirst for knowledge.” Truly could not have described me better, if I do say so myself.”

“It is pretty accurate.” Raph agrees with a nod, “Even calls you an inventor, so extra accurate.”

“Super accurate.” Mikey jumps in, eyes shining.

“Yes, yes, almost like reading my own character synopsis.” Donnie’s grin had not dwindled since the word “innovative” had left his mouth.

Leo just nods along, eyes on his own screen as he skims the words. “Yeah, kinda creepy how close it got. Could have called you a nerd for extra accuracy, though.”

Donnie turns to him, eyes narrowing, “Have you even finished your test? I can think of a few words that’d describe you fairly well.”

“Test-y, huh?”

Before Donnie can strangle Leo, Raph cuts in.

“Ok, ok, calm it down, guys.” He rolls his eyes before turning to Leo. “But really, you’re not done yet?”

“Leo’s taking this self reflection seriously.” Mikey sports a faux intellectual expression as he gives a jokingly serious nod. “Maybe we all should’ve taken our time.”

“Says the one who sped through the whole thing in a record time.” Donnie mutters.

Leo waves them all off, “Nah, I finished it ages ago.”

He grins when Donnie immediately shoots him a suspicious glare. “Oh, you did, did you? Then what could you have possibly gotten, Nardo?”

“I’m glad you asked!” Leo clears his throat, “Neon Leon just so happens to be an “Entertainer.””

“Ah. That confirms it. This test is meaningless.” Donnie drones.

“Hey-“

“What’s an Entertainer like?” Mikey asks with a tilt of his head, still hanging off of Raph’s shell.

“Glad you asked, Miguel!” Leo exclaims, “It says that “life is never boring” around yours truly~”

He emphasizes this “result” of his by waving his phone with said “result” on screen.

It’s just an image he found of his chosen personality result, but they don’t need to know that.

Raph nods slowly, “Well, I guess that’s true…”

“”Never boring” is one way to put it.” Donnie hums.

“You are pretty fun, Leo!” Mikey says emphatically, because he’s great like that.

“Thank you, thank you, life of the party, right here.” Leo grins, pointing both thumbs at himself.

He’s careful not to go too overboard with it, or else it might tip someone off.

Not that it…really matters. It’s just a test. Like Raph said.

As the topic around him shifts to something else, jumping away from this brief activity as fast as any other among them, Leo finds himself unlocking his phone and pulling up the test again.

Unanswered questions stare at him. He knows what answers Lou Jitsu would pick. He knows what answers Jupiter Jim would pick. Hell, he knows exactly what answers his brothers would pick.

He doesn’t know what answers Leonardo would pick.

Leo stares at the test for a second longer, before he exits the site and throws himself into the conversation happening around him.

It’s just a stupid test, nothing to worry about.

Just a test…

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt headcanons #rise leo #could not ignore this idea that hit my brain haha #if you disagree with me on what personality types I gave the boys that’s fine tbh #picked mbti since it was the first one I thought of but again it like most of these tests isn’t super worth putting stock into #these tests are kinda dumb anyway but they’re fun to take #for some #anyway I love thinking about Leo struggling with his sense of identity #and in turn struggling with what is a persona and what is HIM #how much is a mask how much is built from taking traits from others how much is real how much is fake #even he doesn’t know #protagonist is probably a good choice for leo but I’m also tied to him secretly being the introverted type as well so #bit more of an ambivert maybe #he’s got aspects of a lot of them hence the difficulty answering questions #well most of his difficulty comes from an uncertainty of who he really is #again what is him and what is his mask #or masks #what even is his true self if his self is someone he’s never bothered to meet #a lot of the little details of his personality - the parts of him that we see peek out throughout the series and often on his own - #- they align with personality types that you would never think of when looking at him and his masks at face value #that’s not to say it’s all masks - he’s a goofy guy at his core - but he’s more than he lets on and we’re made privy to that in subtle ways #though fr protagonist is prob Leo’s most likely result

[hanfocus]

HAN ✩ SKZ x MBTI 4th ANNIVERSARY / SPECIAL VIDEO FOR STAY

#han jisung #forhanji #bystay #stray kids #m* #gifs #skz x mbti #i could watch him talk for hours.....