MC: I've been meaning to ask you something.
Barbatos: Go on.
Barbatos: Only if I concentrate.
MC: Can you read my mind-
MC & Barbatos:…..
MC: Oh, fuck-
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happy birthday levi!!!
bonus
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Obey me: Incorrect quotes (31)
Mammon: This is all a moo point... It's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo.
MC: Have I been living with him too long, or did that all just make sense?
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[At MC's funeral]
Mammon: Look, can I have a moment with them?
Mammon (to MC): Alright, listen fucker. I know you're not actually dead.
MC: *opens eyes* yEAH NO SHIT
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lil warmup doodle i did for the other piece i was working on!
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attention simps i have an idea
SUSSY MC STICKERS
Would anybody be interested in Sussy MC stickers??
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Demon shep
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Most normal interaction in the house of lamentation
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Semester is over which means I get enrichment time :3
.♡
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MC:*Cocking a nerf gun and pointing it at Lucifer*
Lucifer:*Not looking up from his paperwork* Must you?
MC: I Must.
Lucifer: I understand. Fire at will.
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Female mc visits the gynecologist
Obgyn:so are you sexually active?
Mc: yes
Obgyn: are you on birth control?
Mc: no
Obgyn: *looking at the 7 men that came with her for support 🤨* why?
Mc:....they are all infertile-
(This is written on the basis that demons cannot get humans pregnant btw)
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Obey me: Incorrect quotes (32)
MC pressuring Lucifer to talk about Belphie: Oh, come on, Lucifer, just take off your shirt and tell us.
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[Solomon and Barbatos fighting]
Lucifer: Stop fighting! Violence never solves anything!
MC, encouragingly: STAB HIM, BITCH!
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sketches of my obey me mc/sona, mai!
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Diavolo, going over [MC]'s resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
[MC]: Yes
Diavolo: Okay... may I know what you create
[MC]: Problems.
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i have left my mark on society
this is my legacy
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