i’m feeling empty and distraught and disrespected. i choose to reject canon, as always, and instead i’m going to write a fic about an alternate season where basically everything that happened this season happened except those moments
Love the "please injury me" energy all my coworkers give off. and by energy I mean literally asking to get hit hard enough with a shopping cart to go home.
I don’t know why I found this so funny? Like, just imagine when they go to process the claims, and this is just the evaluation. The obvious correlation but no outright mention of it is just ironically hilarious to me.
Hello lil gobs! This week's episode is gonna be slightly delayed due to the absolute bitch known as endometriosis. Here's a picture of a sophisticated cat eating sushi as compensation. 💜🖤 - D