#once again i say please tell me or show me your gifs i will delete mine i am super sorry if anyone thinks i did that on purpose recently it

[scoutswritingcorner]

Hello, i have noticed the lack of love for my girls, Charlie and Vaggie, could you do a Charlie x Reader x Vaggie? OT3?

Love Triangle? No, Love Circle.

Chaggie x GN!Reader

A/N: Before anyone jumps down my esophagus to yell at me about the character’s sexuality. I know Vaggie’s canonically a lesbian and Charlie is bisexual, I know. Don’t send hate or anything cause I will delete that shit, I don’t have time for it. Alright with that out of the way. LET'S JUMP IN!! I also made headcanons- If you want a fic I will definitely write one, I just kinda dumped my brain on this.

TW: A little nsfw at the end I’m sorry (not really I need more)

-🎀 First off let me say, these girls love you in every way imaginable but they show it in different ways. Charlie shows it by hugs and kisses between work to constantly profess her love to you and Vaggie so all of hell could listen. Vaggie shows her love in more simple acts like getting you food or dragging you away from work if she sees you working too hard. 

-👑 Both women are very very protective of you as well, now that’s not say they won’t go overboard if you get caught in the line of fire from the random villain of the day. Both have different ways of trying to get you out of trouble but will immediately come to your defense if they dare try to lay a hand on you. Charlie tries to get the situation to settle down while Vaggie locates every exit there to get you out as fast as she can if it goes south.

-🎀 Don’t get me started on if you surprise them both with a date, day off or just a simple random kiss. Both of them get extremely flustered when this happens, it’s amazing to see it happen. Don’t worry though both ladies will get you back in some fashion just keep an eye out.

Going off of the kiss idea? You gotta know when to strike to really catch one or both off guard. Charlie is by far the easiest to catch off guard, she’s just so busy and her mind is everywhere all at once it gets too much sometimes so you walking up to her and bringing her into a gentle but sweet kiss gets all the stress out. Of course she’s gonna let out a soft squeak and get all blushy but she almost always melts into the kiss immediately. This is just a headcanon of mine but she definitely stims by tapping her hooves on the ground to show how happy or excited she is. (GIVE ME MORE GOAT LIKE CHARLIE CONTENT PLEASE)

Vaggie is somewhat harder to surprise, she’s trained to immediately notice when someone is trying to sneak up on her or when something is out of place. She can’t help it and sometimes she wishes she didn’t really have to be this extra vigilant, but to really surprise her and get her flustered. Don’t be sneaky at all cause once again she will immediately and unapologetically point it out. So your best bet? Just walk up to her and kiss her cheek or on her lips. She won’t see it coming at all, she’ll get all red in the face and flustered beyond belief that her wings might just pop out.

-👑 Now if you work at the hotel with them Charlie will most likely try to help lighten your workload (please tell her your okay, baby stresses enough as is). Vaggie will help in some way or form whilst making sure Charlie isn’t overworking herself. Oh you need more paper? Don’t worry she’s running to get more. Something or someone is getting on your nerves? She’s pulling you away to do something else or she’s scaring the other person away.

-🎀 If you don’t work at the hotel and you keep coming back stressed as ever? Don’t worry your pretty little head, they will pamper you all night and the next morning? Your boss is suddenly giving you a pay raise AND the next four weeks off. 

-👑 If you are an early bird that tends to wake up at or a little after the crack of dawn? Good luck getting out of bed. Charlie is a cuddler and will not let you out so easily, Vaggie in my mind is a light sleeper so she wakes up to give you a gentle kiss before immediately falling back asleep head on Charlie’s chest. Double the points if you cook them breakfast when they wake up, you won’t escape their barrage of kisses.

-🎀 They both will allow you to steal some of their clothes and will steal your clothes in return. It’s a win-win situation. 

Charlie is canonically tall, like 6 foot something now- if you're taller than her she is wearing any hoodies or sweatpants of yours there is no discussion here. It will happen. But if you are shorter than her which is most likely she will happily let you and Vaggie steal her sweatshirts/hoodie/jackets.

Vaggie on the other hand is short like 5’5 (me too girl wtf-) or 5’7 so if you're taller than her? She’s stealing your clothes too but she’s much sneakier than Charlie. But if you're shorter or the same height as her she’ll allow you to steal her clothes as well but please don’t keep them for a week straight. She has a routine of doing all three of your guys' laundry and she doesn’t want to miss cleaning certain clothes you and Charlie steal.

-👑omg let me tell you- these girls love to pamper the shit out of you but if you return it? They will fall more in love with you. Massaging Vaggie’s back after a rough day or maybe helping her preen her wings. Washing Charlie’s hair or maybe rubbing where her horns are at as she lays between your legs and rants about whatever had her upset that day or if we are going down the path where Charlie has more goat like features (pls someone- I want to talk about this) just helping trimming her hooves. Girl needs to be extra pampered with her lovers after the shit she has to put up with day to day.

A little nsfw that’s popping in my mind- MINORS GO AWAY

-🎀OH BOY- Wearing something that fits your curves just right or something that’s a little showy gets both of them flustered and ready to drag you somewhere else. Charlie (bless her soul) tries to respectfully look away but you can catch how her gaze keeps drifting back to you and Vaggie? She’s looking respectfully and she’s not hiding it either.

-👑 Tease them all day long and they will not allow you to walk in the morning or the next few days. So…use caution when teasing The Princess of Hell and an ex-exorcist. They love you but they won’t go easy on you.

-🎀 Overall 20/10 relationship, may have some rough patches but they love you and will 100% talk everything out.

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[ctheathy]

*whisper* I missed you fawning over Banzai’s fingerssss~

U can delete this if u want lol

choke him he likes it

Oh, you BET >=} <3<3

⚠️ Suggestive themes warning ⚠️

You could feel the fur of his tails tickling against your skin as you had a tight grip on his wrists. His tails swayed excitedly in your face, caressing your cheeks as he had a smug grin on his face. “You look so cute when you're on top of me, my dear~”

“You are so beautiful. I swear you're the reason why the sun shines in the sky, the reason why the flowers bloom every spring, and why the oceans are calm.... You are far better than the heavens themselves. You're so gorgeous.”

damn flirt. Without mercy, you just shoved him right back into the bedsheets as soon as he tried to get up from his position to get a better look at you, making him let out a grunt with a big blush on his face, still having that shit-eating smirk.

He bit at his lower lip as soon as his head got pushed back into the softness of the sheets, his breathing seeming to get a whole lot more heavier by that simple act alone. “Please... Please... Completely destroy my body, ruin me... I'm yours” he spoke in between pants, he was already getting one heck of an arousal by your dominating nature. You raised an eyebrow as you saw him biting away at his lips to try and keep himself from losing himself, but you weren't having any of his petty attempts. He's gotta learn the consequences of teasing you with those stupid fingers of his.

You leaned in, your warm breath teasing him as you whispered something in his ears, making them twitch. “I’ll show you the definition of destroyed...~” you seductively spoke before you nicked his ear with your teeth, holding it for a bit before allowing it to slip once more. The act making some of your saliva to get in contact with his fur, making him shudder in a pleasant way. His breath was only getting more severe as you went on and he was turning a little in your grasp, but you had no intent on letting go. And honestly? Neither did he want you to, as he kept himself down like an obedient, submissive little partner

Your fingers ran over his fragile frame and every nerve in his body just seemed to be so very sensitive. He shivered with every little move you made on him, his breath hitching in his throat as his body was on high alert due to everything you were doing. The next time he looked up, you were almost on top of him once again as your noses were practically touching. Not like he minded, he had found the position and being able to examine your features like this quite pleasant. He spoke out your name, a bit breathless right about now.

“you are truly the God that walked down from mount Olympus. No other being can compare to you. You own my heart and my life, you own me. You are going to have me wrapped around your finger for eternity. You are a Deity worthy of worship. You are my master. My everything... Say ‘I love you’ or I'll die from the pain.”

He was quite literally ranting as he was panting like a dog, his eyes growing more and more into one of pure love the longer he looked at you. His body trembles with the intense longing for your touch, but you still resist and instead continue to stare at his frame. His body is literally quivering right now, as if begging for more. But Tails just can't find the words to ask. He wants to tell you how much he desires you, but he's just way too nervous. He's just left with his panting breaths. “Please... don't stop...p-please”

You leaned in once more, nibbling at the crook of his neck as you pressed your index finger into his throat. Slowly adding more pressure onto it and making him squirm lightly under you. But he still had that huge grin plastered on his face, making it pretty obvious that he was getting a thrill out of this. Tails lets out a long, satisfied moan as he wraps his hands around your neck. He is letting you fully take control of the situation and he looks so ready to let you decide where to go from here.

Your free fingers caressed him all over, all while your mouth was still teasing his neck with all your might. You made sure to give him breaks by allowing your index finger to cease pressure at times. But every time, he clung back onto your hand and pressed it right back down. Every time you stopped it felt like he was dying, like that was his one chance to feel happiness again... it felt so unfair! It was so cruel of you to tease him like this... and yet ...he loved it. He felt every inch of you marking his neck, giving him all of your love and attention. That spot on his neck was forever imprinted in his memory. Tails is still panting, trying to maintain his thoughts. He feels incredibly overwhelmed with emotions right now due to just your presence alone, but now it seems like he is going to get even more. His head starts to get light as he doesn't even try fighting back anymore. He seems to be on the verge of completely submitting himself to you.

“No... no... please, not more. Just a little more, I beg for the love of god. I can't take more of this. Oh god, oh god. Yes, yes, yes.”

His sharp teeth bite away at his lower lip as he stares at you with wide eyes. He was now completely in the moment as he felt an explosion of pleasure course through his body. He wanted this moment to never end. He was going to make this moment last as long as possible. Every single part of his body seemed to be at attention and all thoughts were thrown out the window as he felt every cell in his body become excited. Tails’ mouth opens again as he lets out yet another moan of the sensation while feeling your touch. It's almost as if the man would do whatever you told him to do... just for a little more of your touch. He could see your eyes piercing through his soul, his eyes darting back and forth in an attempt to maintain eye contact with you in the midst of all the pleasure. You gave him an intimate kiss on the lips as you pressed down your finger once more, your fingertips teasing him by stroking him right under the neck. All while still being pinned down by you, it was too much...

But he wanted this.

Tails’ eyes roll in the back of his head as a pleasant and warm sensation of pleasure radiates throughout his entire body. He wraps his arms around you and returns the sensation. His lips find yours and he gives you a loving and meaningful smooch. Despite having an audience, he wanted to stay like this for eternity. He was content and for the first time in years, he felt at peace.

He loved you ...

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[20-th-centurygirl]

champion

mason mount x fem!reader

warnings: language, smut, fluff (the usual)

summary: showing Mason how proud you are about his England call up

a/n: this was super rushed because I wanted to get it out the day the squad was announced <3

masterlist

Edit: this was written before I knew his injury meant he's out the squad 🫣 I'm not gonna delete it bc i like it so this can be set a few years ago instead 🤭

𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧

The moment you found out Mason had his call up for England you were determined to show him how proud you were of him. You immediately ran to quickly shower before putting on Mason's favorite underwear set you owned, a chelsea blue lacy thong and bra, it was simple but that was how Mason liked it. As soon as he was home you kissed him almost aggressively, all your pride being poured into the kiss.

Soon enough he was sprawled out on your shared bed whining and whimpering for you to keep going and you hollowed your mouth around him, fondling his balls with one hand and scratching his thigh with your other as his hands tightly gripped your hair

"Fuck don't stop. You're so good." He whined out, bucking his hips up to meet your heads movements. You pulled off to stroke him as you caught your breath. You looked up at him, finding it amusing at his clear struggle to maintain eye contact with you. "My champion, always. You make me so proud everyday Mase." He whimpered at your praise, one of his hands finding your free one. "I love you Mason". You leaned up to press a soft kiss to his lips before lowering your head and taking him in your mouth again, elicting loud moans from him. You could tell he was getting close by the way he twitched in your mouth and gripped your hand a little tighter. "Fuck 'm so close. Don't stop please don't stop." You went faster, peering up at him and the sight of you batting your eyelashes innocently while your mouth made the most sinful gagging noises and made Mason feel indescribably good made his eyes roll back as he finished in your mouth, his stomach tensing and heaving as he did. You swallowed all of him before you pressed a few small kisses on his tip, causing him to let out a loud whimper before you moved up and kissed him.

"Seriously Mase, I'm so proud of you. You deserve everything and more." You stroked his cheek as he got his breath back, him smiling softly at you. He'd had a rough time the past few weeks so seeing him so happy again warmed your heart. "Thank you. I love you so much." It was your turn to have a grin that was ear to ear before you leaned in and kissed him, biting on his lip softly to deepen the kiss.

Once you heard him moan into the kiss you knew you had the green light. You moved on top of him, straddling him as his hands went to the clasp of your bra, desperately trying to get it off. "Mase, I'm not going anywhere calm down." You giggled as you took it off yourself before kissing him again, grinding on him at an agonisingly slow pace. His fingers tugged at the lacy thong you were wearing, signalling he wanted that off too. You lifted your hips slightly to take it off before continuing your actions, both of you moaning loudly as there was no fabric in the way. "No please don't tease me" he whined, you smirked at him "I only just made you cum? So whipped for me aren't you Mase?" He whined, "Yes I am. You said tonight was about me." He pouted, and you kissed his pout away "I did say that, it is. What do you wanna do now baby?"

He moved to sit up against the headboard before gesturing for you to get on top, something which you were more than happy to do. You both moaned out in unison as you lowered yourself onto him. His hands immediately wrapped around your waist as he guided you up and down. You wrapped your arms around his neck, desperately trying to maintain eye contact. "fuck Mase, you feel so good. Always making me feel so good." Your head fell back and Mason's mouth went straight to your neck, sucking and biting every inch of skin he could get to as his hands gripped your waist tight. His mouth travelled down to your chest, littering your boobs in faint hickies. They were one of his favorite places to give you hickies because only he would get to see them, and he was obsessed with your boobs so to him it was a win-win. He took one of your nipples into his mouth, swirling his tongue and groaning around it. "Mase I'm gonna cum." You let out a squeal and he gently bit your nipple before moving his face to yours, noses touching. "Me too babe, come on, let go for me." He bucked his hips up desperately, now chasing his own high aswell as getting you to yours as his thumb rubbed your clit. It took seconds for you to clench around him, your nails leaving crescent shapes on his shoulders as your legs shook violently, moaning out his name like it was the only word you knew. This triggered Mason's orgasm, his whimpers muffled against your neck as his fingers left red marks on your waist.

You slumped onto his, both of you panting. "I love you." Mason whispered as he kissed your forehead. Your squeezed his waist lightly "I love you too" you moved off him, both of you lying on your sided facing eachother. You poked his nose gently with your finger "I'm so proud. Always so proud." "I can tell." He chuckled, pressing a soft kiss to your lips before pulling the duvet over the two of you. He wrapped his arms around your waist, kissing your forehead.

You gently scratched his forearm with your nails, earning hums of appreciation from Mason as eyes fell shut. "Mase?' He hummed in response, still not opening his eyes. "Look at me please?" He opened his eyes, one raised out of curiosity. "Everything okay?" "Yeah, I just wanted to know how you feel. I know you were worried about the call up and I didn't really give you a chance to talk when you got home, I just jumped on you." Mason sniggered at this "well I'm not complaining. I'm happy, I was really worried because of what's going on with Chelsea but I'm happy I've got the call up, and that I've got you with me for another international tournament. I love you. For the way you love me and always support me." The way he spoke with such sincerity melted your heart. "I will always love and support you darling, and I'm happy you know that." You brought a hand up to stroke his cheek and Mason kissed the palm of your hand. He rested his chin on your head as he pulled you fully into his bare chest. You pressed a small kiss to it "night Mase, I love you." He kissed your hair in response "night love, I love you too, forever."

#footballer x reader #footballer imagine #football imagine #mason mount imagine #mason mount x reader #mason mount x y/n #mason mount x you #mason mount #mason mount smut #mason mount fluff

[universallychaoticpan]

Hi. Can I pls req dazai x reader. So,Dazai and reader were once in a relationship. (Female reader). At some point they broke up. Stopped talking started ignoring each other. Then dazai approached her to be friends again. They again became besties.

The reader is now feeling attracted to a guy. She talks to that guy but didn't take things further, she is hesitant to be in a relationship due to his previous relationship with dazai. Dazai realises, and says that he doesn't want to be the reason to hold back each other... basically you make/write the conversation after dazai realises. Please🥺🥺

(Ps: dazai is actually sad to know the reader is attracted to someone new)

Ah yes, good old unrequited love. I hope you enjoy this, and please come back anytime. So sorry this took so long, the first time I wrote it I accidentally deleted it and had to do it all over. <333

It was hard to believe that at a point, you had been in love with him. But it was true; at one point, the two of you shared a love like sunlight. You fought and loved with the same passion, often burning one another before falling back together for comfort, for peace, to quell the ache that pulled you back together time and time again. But you were so bright you could hardly stand to look; so warm the pain began to show through more and more. Eventually, you licked your wounds on your own, the risk of being hurt outweighing the reward of a love so strong.

Yes, like he always did, Osamu Dazai had pushed you away. And when he did, the hole that you filled inside of him opened up again.

When you were gone, he could hardly stand to look at you without remembering the way you said his name - like no one else did, soft and sweet, drawing out each syllable and vowel - or how your bare skin felt pressed against his while you slept. When he was gone, you could hardly bear the sound of his voice without thinking of nights spent with your clothes strewn across the floor, or the way he would trace the lines in the palms of your hand, his eyes looking at you like the world meant nothing in comparison.

You thought you would never be able to look at those eyes again.

But slowly, things began to repair themselves. Like spring budding from barren branches, you began to pass smiles to one another again. You started to talk more, joking and teasing like you used too before love, before everything had changed. Slowly, you made your way back into his life- slowly, the two of you pushed the memories of a love brighter than sunlight down until it was swallowed by expanses of darker space.

And slowly, Dazai realized that you weren't his anymore.

"...hey- Hey!" Your voice startled him from his thoughts, his fingers beginning to sting from holding onto the chilled glass for too long.

"Sorry," he muttered, taking a drink. "You were saying?"

"You alright," you asked, concerned curiosity in your eyes. "It's not like you to just disappear like that."

He shrugged. "Long week I guess. Anyway?"

You looked down at your drink awkwardly. "Well I was telling you about this guy I met just the other day- met him in the cafe under the office, he works nearby. He was sweet, actually asked me to meet him at another spot he knows later tonight." you chewed your lips nervously. "I don't think I'll go though; it's too soon don't you think? I mean it hasn't even been a year since..." You let your voice trail off.

Dazai looked at you, saw the way your body hunched into itself, but saw the way your eyes slightly looked over at him, waiting for a reaction, a sliver of approval or disappointment. And he realized what you were waiting for.

You were waiting for him to let go.

And it broke him completely that the look in your eyes, the look of slight fear and sorrow was his doing- that even after time had gone by, you still felt trapped by him. Try as he might, he hadn't been able to move past you; worse, you knew it as well as he did and yet here you were, asking him one more time for permission. You were asking his permission to break his heart again.

And what could he do but let you? He loved you so much, so desperately it consumed him; it swallowed him whole every night as he tried to sleep, chased you through dreams and just barely let you escape every time. And he loved you so much that he would release you- he would break every bone in his body if it forced him to let you go. Because he wasn't what you needed. And he knew that the best way for him to love was to let you be loved by someone who was safer. Someone who could give you the life you deserved.

He simply couldn't be that person.

"Go," he said quietly. He was looking at you now, a smile on his face that you both tried to pretend was masking the melancholy behind it. "You should go." He got up, draping your coat around your shoulders. "I mean we both know you can't stay hung up on me forever," he said with a wink. You got up with a smile, the two of you simply staring at each other, the hum of chatter in the bar going quiet for a split second. And you hugged him; you stepped close and wrapped your arms around him, tucking your head into his chest the way you always used to. And it was good you couldn't see him, see his face or the look of surprise he couldn't stop. Gingerly, he place his hands on your back, holding you against him one last time before he gently pulled you away by your shoulders.

"Go on," he smiled. "Get out of here."

You nodded, walking out of the room before you could lose your nerve; you left before you had time to look back. If you had though, if you had stopped to look at the man you couldn't deny you still loved, you would've seen how he watched you go until you vanished onto the dark street, how he stared after you long after you had gone, the scent of your skin still clinging to him like the ghost of you always would.

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[navybrat817]

Oh, Navy. You and Bucky have been bad. Really bad. Like, Steve caught you both mutually masturbating to the video you three filmed last month.

You know the one where they double penetrated that pretty kitty of yours until you were gaping and both of their seed leaked from between the seams to dribble down into Bucky's short hairs as Steve continued to pump his load from behind you, emptying his balls.

The one that when you finally came around them and they released their hold on you, you found yourself staring at all the filth that had pooled around Bucky's cock, slipping down to his crack.

The one that suddenly had you batting your pretty little doe eyes at Steve and him cocking his head, asking "What's the matter, sweetheart? Did you want permission to clean Buck up? You have it."

And you shook your head, your fingers moving to the apex of your thighs, playing with the mess there. "No, daddy. I want to see you clean Bucky up."

The thing is, Steve doesn't do that. You clean them up. He and Bucky clean you up. But Steve never cleans Bucky - that's a submissive move. But those damn eyes of yours and the way you toyed with your clit had him stroking his cock again. He'd never kneel in front of Bucky so he made sure the brunette stayed laying down as he dropped toward him.

"Hold your legs apart, Buck. Our girl wants a show."

And boy, what a show he gave! He sucked that cock until it was shiny and hard as steel, ignoring the hard member to seek out all cum that had slipped to his hole. Steve ate that hole hard. Grunting and knawing at the tender flesh until Bucky was thrusting his hips and you joined in to suck him off as Steve ate him out.

Well, Steve wanted that video buried. He's a dom and Bucky had promised to trash it, but here you both were, getting off to it - without Steve.

Big no.

You're in sooo much trouble. But something tells me you'll enjoy your punishment

I'm DEAD. Please. How can this be my life?!

But, oh, Steve wouldn't be happy. Not only did you disobey him by not deleting the video, but you're getting off without him? It's like you're ASKING to be punished.

He knows what to do.

While he may use something soft to tie you down and give you a false sense of security, vibranium cuffs are very useful when he wants to restrain Bucky. Because you wanted to get off so badly (and he KNOWS you're the one who convinced Bucky NOT to delete the video), he'll make sure you do just that. Over and over and over.

With tears streaming down your cheeks as you clench around the vibrator inside you, Bucky watches in agony, even while thrusting up into Steve's hand. He knows you'd rather get off with his or Steve's cock inside you. And with as hard as he is, Steve hasn't let him come at all. Each time he gets close, the blonde grips the base of his cock to stop him.

"You get off when I say so, you understand me, Buck?"

Bucky whines when Steve turns the vibrator up, your cry making him twitch with need. "Stevie, please. Fuck, please."

"I told you to get rid of it. Fucking brats never listen, do you?"

"But she looked so beautiful. So did you," he's panting as Steve's thumb brushes over the tip. "Don't you, fuck, get it? You were still in charge. I came only when YOU said so."

"Steve, daddy, sir," you moan, lifting your head. "He's right."

"Our Captain," Bucky sighs.

"Our daddy," you add.

Steve has to agree it was hot catching you building yourselves up from the mere sight and sounds of the three of you. The whimpers Bucky let out when he had his tongue deep in his tight hole, along with the muffled moans of yours as you swallowed him down, had the Captain aching with the need. He adores and loves you two, even when you disobey him.

He'll remind you of that once the night is over.

"You still tried to get off without me. So you two better sit tight. It's gonna be a long night."

Maybe if you both prove you're sorry, he'll clean both of you up.

*****

Love and thanks! ❤️

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[multiverse-imagines]

Its ok!! take as long as you want to read the manga, I really didn't want to spoil any of the content for you so I asked first.

Well if I can request for something (without spoilers I swear)

How would Vash treat someone who appears tough and stoic on the outside but inside is actually a crybaby who usually cries for his safety and worries too much for him? I'm a person without much strong feelings but he makes me cry every time he does something stupid or just bc I love him. Feel free to delete if it makes you uncomfortable, though!

Concept based loosely on the post of Vash "if a man was a rubber chicken" this one kind of veered off the original idea I had, ending up being a bunch of little drabbles in one sort of coherent story. Please enjoy!

I also wanted to post this as a declaration that I've finished the manga! (And let me tell you I am screaming, crying, and throwing up in love and excitement.) You had an ask pertaining to the manga, and I wanted to be able to notify you that I can take requests from the manga with integrity now! Two birds and all that~

Reading between the lines

Your grandmother had always told stories about items that her grandmother had when she lived on Earth. The one that always stuck in your mind was called "A Rubber Chicken." A flailing piece of rubber that made a loud screaming noise, apparently not sounding at all like a real chicken.

It was always something so bizarre about the planet your family, your species, came from. They hadn't found it necessary to make such an item on Gunsmoke, so you were left wondering what an item would be like. 

That was, until you met Vash the Stampede. You were walking home from a day shift at work when you heard gunshots a few blocks down. Crouching by a barrel, a loud thumping was heard in the hardened sand of an alley. A gunshot almost made your ears ring, but it was drowned out by the noise of a screaming, spiraling, red coat that flew past you.

The man inside it almost seemed to slow down in mid air as you took in his features of spiked blond hair, and amazing blue eyes. His mouth hung open as the sound from his mouth seemed to be slowed. He flailed around the corner, only to be caught by one of the Sheriff's boys, and he scrambled off in the opposite direction. Once they all passed yelling something about their six billion double dollars, the street became quiet. 

"…What just happened?" You couldn't tell if you had said those words out loud or not. 

You stood once again, and made your way home. Flicking on the lights of your living room, you found the red coated man sitting on your couch.

"Thanks for leaving your key in an easy place!" He smiled, "say, you're that pretty lady from the alleyway! Sorry for scaring ya! You'll let me crash here until tonight, right?" He was giving you puppy dog eyes that made your heart swell. Did you really have a choice? This was Vash the Stampede. It almost seemed as if there'd be less of a chance that the town would crumble to dust if you just let him be.

"Sure, do whatever, I'm gonna be making dinner soon." You shrugged.

It was that next morning you were run out of town for your one time association with Vash. Luckily he hadn't made it far when he scooped You up on the Tomas he'd gotten, and began dragging you along on his journey. 

You had obviously hated the fact that people were so unwilling to help Vash, that anyone who even associated with him was a target. But if there was anyone you'd be okay with being on the run with, you were happy it was Vash.  Not that you needed to tell him that.

🙏

Despite your inability to show your true feelings, a problem you'd had since your neglectful childhood, Vash seemed to be a master at sussing out your real feelings. He was always able to react based on what you wanted your words to mean, instead of how they sounded to everyone else. 

Stopping in a town, the two of you stopped at a restaurant.

"Hey, I'm short on cash until tomorrow, can you buy us dinner tonight, and I'll buy your drinks tomorrow night?" He pressed his hands together begging; his eyes sparkling as he peeked over little orange glasses.  You couldn't deny the grumbling in your stomach, and you didn't want him to go hungry either.

"Go ahead and order whatever, don't you think for a minute that I'll forget those drinks you're offering in return." You grimaced and scratched the back of your neck, trying to hide you reaction to his cute face.

"Thanks! Well drink and have fun tomorrow night! The bar in this town has the best prices, and quality booze!" He laughed as the waitress returned to take your order.

🍗

During your travels, you got to know the red coated man in ways you didn't think most people ever did. He wasn't some scary blood thirsty typhoon that everyone presumed he was. You remember trying to swat down one of the buzzard-flies, only to have Vash grab your arm at an inhuman speed. 

"Please don't kill it. It's just hungry, like we are." He slowly released your hand and broke off a piece of the cooked meat he had made. The fly buzzed off, content with its meal. The astonished gaze of his inhuman abilities stayed on your face, but your heart swelled at his kindness towards everything, and the fact he shared such a limited supply of food with such a small, seemingly insignificant creature. 

👕

On a night you two had to share a room at an Inn, he finally showed you his scars. Your face couldn't emote the sheer curiosity, worry, and pity that stopped your heart, and strangled your throat. 

"I don't like to show them. It's the kind of thing I don't like pretty women like you to see." He blushed as he dug into his bag to retrieve a shirt from his bag. 

"Well. I don't think you'd be you without those lessons learned, and that would suck." You said harshly as you looked away to give him privacy, but the blush on your face told Vash all he needed to understand. You didn't see the reciprocal blush on his own face. As he slid the shirt onto his torso.

🍻

"Please, listen to me." Vash said, making you hunker down on The basement of a friend's house, "I need you to stay here. This is too dangerous this time. I'll come back for you, I promise." He explained as hastily as he could, curling a lock of hair behind your ear with the exposed finger of his right hand.

"Vash, let me help, I helped last time." You insisted.

"No. Not with my brother around. I… I can't let him get to you." His eyes conveyed such worry that you swore you could see tears pricking his eyes. 

"Make sure you come back to me. You still owe me that drink." Your voice shook for the first time since you were a kid as you felt a tear slide down your face. Vash's face raised in astonishment as he'd never seen you cry before. His face softened to a smile, eyes twinkling with something you could only describe as… love.

"We'll have that drink when I come back." He pressed a kiss to your forehead, "I love you." He whispered as he brushed another stray tear from your face and he slipped up the stairs of the basement and out of the house, leaving you alone.

🤞

You laid in the bed of the Inn, tangled up with Vash, your head on his chest. There wasn't a tense muscle In your body.

"Comfortable, Mayfly?" He asked, his hand rubbing small patterns into your back.

"My arm is asleep." You complained, but nodded as you ignored it and cuddled into him. 

#trigun #vash the stampede #vash x reader #trigun brain rot #This was fun!

[darklinaforever]

No because once again, you are just repeating like parrots the same arguments over and over again that have already been dismantled and I don't care. As one of these anonymous messages says, it must be tiring and boring to post the same thing 24/7...

I know the definition of grooming as well as the true meaning of what is implied in a historical context. And obviously not you. I already did an entire post explaining this book and show grooming bullshit :

But all you care about is appearing morally superior and you look like a bunch of ridiculous fanatics. Or some ridiculous bigot, because I'm pretty sure it's the same person sending these stupid messages over and over again.

What is your problem ? You're bored ? Why are you spying on my accounts like that ? Seriously, why are you so obsessed with me ? I imagine him on the lookout for the slightest post on Daemyra that I make ready to pounce like a predator on its prey. My god, this person(s) must not have a life. It's sad. 😂

What do you expect ? That between the insults and the repetitions of the same stupid arguments over and over again for a long time I actually delete my account to please you ? Or that I suddenly say : Oh but my god you are right ! You delivered me from evil ! Daemyra is such a groomer ! Daemon is a monster who doesn't love anyone ! 😱😂

By the way, here is again the little free quote from GRRM Martin's book on Daemon, his favorite character whom he considers to be a gray and complex character. So your Daemon is BAD BAD BAD, well the author himself tells you no :

Over the centuries, House Targaryen has produced both great men & monsters. Prince Daemon was both. In his day there was not a man so admired, so beloved, & so reviled in all Westeros. He was made of light & darkness. To some he was a hero, to others the blackest of villains.

You really look like a bunch of disillusioned idiots. It must be hard when the true creator himself doesn't agree with you on what the character is.

It must also piss you off that these interviews for the series exist, right ?

There's no point in booing me because I say something that has already been said by the directors and screenwriters themselves. I don't agree with everything they say or do in this stupid adaptation, but at least we can agree on some points.

Oh, and I have already said I don't know how many times that I recognized that Daemyra had toxic aspects in the series version, except that, so what ? This will prevent me from shipping the Daemyra version of the series maybe ?! No. Love is not necessarily something pure, we have to stop the bullshit, especially in fiction. On the other hand, I maintain that there is nothing toxic in the book version. There is no such thing as a brothel. It's an invention of Mushroom. There is no voluntary abandonment of Daemon for 10 years. In reality he was banished under penalty of death. There is no Daemon leaving Rhaenyra to deal with childbirth alone. He was by his side in the books. There is no strangulation either. And once again, the age difference and the incest aspect are not real arguments as to a possible toxicity in their relationship, due to placing the relationship in its fictional and historical context from which GRRM draws inspiration, namely the feudal era, where age differences and incest were included in the customs of the time for specific reasons. Especially if we are in a family where incest has no impact due to their MAGIC BLOOD ! These elements are not evidence of toxicity. Open a history book. An age difference and incestuous marriage in a historical context does not necessarily result in toxic abusive relationships. This is bullshit.

Also, I don't have the impression that you will understand that the show is not the book. I always distinguish between the two and obviously you don't. Because what exactly do you believe ? That if Daemon cheats on Rhaenyra in the series, my world will fall apart ? No. My posts on Daemyra will continue because the book will always exist. You know, the book that has a different canon from the show, therefore implying that the canon of the series cannot interfere with that of the book. But you didn't remember the difference between the two. You prefer to mix it up to fix your pathetic vision.

The series is already shit. Even for the Daemyra relationship they messed up on a lot of points. And I'm not even going to start with the greens, Alicent etc. It is a disaster. The series itself is full of inconsistencies.

I will add that in reality you do not care about the so-called abuse that Rhaenyra suffered from Daemon. Otherwise you would care what Alicent and the greens team did to her. But you don't care. You even expect the show to write scenes of stupid abuse between Daemyra over and over again. Because you don't actually care about Rhaenyra. The proof tells you that no one can love the whore of Dragonstone, a nickname literally coming from the greens team. Bunch of hypocrites.

Once again I recommend going to the tumblr of @la-pheacienne and of @horizon-verizon to educate you on what the character of Daemon and the Daemyra relationship really is. The posts of @stromuprisahat are also pretty good in general on Fire and Blood.

The antis are really crazy. The bitch who should close her account apparently well she tells you to go fuck yourself and buy a life.

@aleksanderscult

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[elvisabutler]

Girl I just saw a tiktok and I need yaa and I know your busy but when you have time please consider this 😏

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFBatAQb/

Fratboy! Austin you know the hot bad boy of college x reader

Love your work can't wait to read more ❤️🌹

ludus

summary: he was a frat boy. you were not a sorority girl. could i make it any more obvious. or how one fateful car wash has you wanting to fool around with a boy who you probably shouldn't. fandom: austin butler | elvis ( 2022 ) rating: t pairing: austin butler x female reader word count: 2091 warnings: faint tinge of asshole austin. talking shit on fraternities and sororities. implications of being a bad boy. faint enemy to lovers implications? there's not that much to warn for to be honest. author’s note: i did tell you i'd eventually get to this. so happy six month anniversary to this prompt! lord i'm so sorry you're a saint darling for waiting so long on this. i'm genuinely not a frat/sorority person especially since the ones at my college always rubbed me the wrong way. i hope you enjoy this and once again, i am so sorry this took so long i couldn't figure out how to start it for the longest time and then y'all know how it goes. also to anyone wanting to watch the tiktok? it's gone but i think i remembered most of it? but that's how long i took on this y'all. the tiktok got deleted. also i don't know if i'd be open to a part two to this. never say never but like i said this whole prompt was really tricky for me and i am loath to disappoint anyone. if you want to be on my taglist fill out the form here.

"What's the harm in enjoying a car wash done by hot guys?" Your best friend asks watching you from her perch on your bed, filing her nails as you struggle to find a pair of shoes in your closet.

"Nothing, actually. Except for the part where you told me that hey it's the frat boys doing the cleaning and you know I would rather die than see a frat boy getting all wet and showing off against my windows." Your answer is muffled in between a sweater you've got your face pressed against and the wall before you let out a triumphant squeal. "Ha! I found them!"

She waits until you come out of the closet holding the shoes in your hand with a grin on your face to say anything back to you. "For someone who doesn't want that you certainly have thought about it. I like them and even I didn't think about them rubbing their chests and abs all over the windows. It's free. Technically it's for charity so they're asking for donations but you don't have to donate."

You tilt your head and let out a soft laugh. "I don't have to donate. I can get a free car wash done by very annoying boys. Just have to drive there," you pause, "okay."

"Okay. Hold on. You- You literally were just saying you don't want to get it done. Like you've spent thirty minutes telling me how much you hate the idea and acting like I'm the devil for suggesting it. What even-"

As you hand your best friend the shoes, you use your free hand to shush her as you speaking. “It means you should have led with free if you wanted me to go do it. You know I avoid frat and sorority things like the plague.”

If anyone were to ask you why you avoided those things you'd like to argue that it was the principle of the matter. Yes, they had to pay dues and yes they had to do all those events and be busy all the time but they also got their own buildings near or on the campus. They got to throw their parties that everyone wanted to go to, including your best friend. They got to charm the administration and got to network and everything that was built into a system where if you were too broke you weren't getting to do it. Sure, some of the members weren't well off- you've met a few of them- but they have the best friends that cover their dues so it's fine for them. It's not that you had ever wanted to be in a sorority, not like that, but they rub you the wrong way.

It also certainly doesn't help that you know half the boys in the frats are trouble with a capital T and well, after one or two run ins with them in class you know to just avoid them lest you do something stupid or lest they do something stupid. The arrangement works out beautifully for everyone for the most part. But you can see how dirty your car looks and you see just how much he needs a wash so sacrifices have to be made in the name of a clean car for free.

The second you move your hand from in front of her mouth her lips curl into a grin. "You know that means I can just lie to you to get you to come to these things now, right? Just dangle free in front of you."

The eye roll you give her betrays just how comical you find the idea before you shrug. "Consider it me trusting you to not be the worst best friend on the planet. If you really are planning on it, though, you can give me back the shoes."

She doesn't give you back the shoes.

The thing about events like this is that everyone and their mother are here. Somehow alumnis hear about it, somehow the surrounding area hears about it and the entire campus knows about it already. It means that you have to block off an entire afternoon for this adventure. Thankfully it's just a Friday afternoon and you don't work until later on that night.

So while it might take a long while to be finished you'd at least not have to worry about being late. The boys had given you the option to wait outside but you felt more comfortable in your car than anywhere else. Besides it allowed you the ability to do an assignment you had been putting off for an embarrassing amount of time. Before you know it an hour has gone by and you find yourself being startled by a rap of fingers against your window. 

"What the fuck?" You whisper to yourself more than anything else as you roll down the window and look up to see the one frat boy above all else you didn't want to see. "Butler? Seriously?"

"Haven't heard anyone call me that since Freshman year. Don't keep up with names do you? It's been AB for years." Austin laughs, before holding up a bucket. "Your turn. You going to donate or are you just here to watch me wash your car?"

The response that sits on the tip of your tongue feels too harsh. It feels like you're going to regret it the second it comes out so you let it sit as you shut your book and set in the seat next to you before turning to Austin with a sneer. "Are you that full of yourself that you think every girl wants to watch you get all wet washing their car before you ride off on your little motorcycle?"

That pause hadn't helped and you still said what was on the tip of your tongue. You almost wince at it before you realize that nothing could have prevented your vitriol from spewing at him. Yet, somehow his smile grows and actually seems genuine, not like the smarmy one you're used to seeing on his face in class or across the courtyard. It's almost endearing in a way. He leans against your car a little more, his head almost able to see into the messy front of your car and you don't stop him. "No, I don't. But I think you might. Most girls didn't go on about me being wet," he grabs at his tank top and shows you how remarkably dry it is, "I know that's what people go for with these things but kind of defeats the purpose of washing your car if I get my pecs streaking soap along it."

Your mouth dries at the thought of Austin shirtless against your will as you're quiet for just a moment. "At least you realize that. Look, I just want my car washed. We're all pretty broke here and I have a shift in a few hours. And I don't-"

"You don't want me to wash your car, do you?" He finishes off your thought with a frown and looks actually a little chagrined. "I'm not- Look I know I have a reputation and it's warranted but I'm not going to do anything to you. If I don't wash it you're gonna be stuck here for another hour because Luke and Kelvin are flirting with the car in front of you. Alton is showing off to the car before that and Tyler- I honestly don't know where Tyler ran off to but I'm gonna kick his ass later. You said it yourself. You've got a shift in a few hours. I've got one too. I wash your car, we both get to be done sooner rather than later?"

"Where do you work?" You ask, trying to ignore how Austin has a point.

He rubs at the back of his neck forgetting that he had gotten it a bit wet holding the bucket. "That restaurant over downtown. Not the one that's always busy-"

"The one that's calm except for the rushes before and after everyone goes to the bars." The words flow off your tongue because you work at the one that's always busy. Austin raises an eyebrow. "I work at the busy one, Butler."

There's a moment where you just look at Austin and look up to where you see his fellow frat boys are doing exactly what he said they were doing and you lean your head up against your headrest. "Fine. Just no funny business."

He nods and gives you a salute as you roll up the window, shaking your head as you open your book back up. Despite what Austin had said about not being messy and keeping himself dry as you sneak glances you see him getting his tank top wet. You see suds and water sliding down his chest and sweat sliding down his neck. It shouldn't be attractive and yet you almost think he's putting on a show for you. You know better, you know that Austin as sweet as he was during your conversation is a bad boy. The kind of guy who takes a girl for a good time and leaves her high and dry the next day. He's never been cruel but he could stand to maybe try and not lead girls on, you think.

You force yourself to focus on your book until you look up again and see his chest through his light colored tank top against your window and start to roll it down, watching as he comically wasn't prepared for it and nearly falls into your car, bashing his arm slightly as he does. "What are you doing?"

He grins, recovering from his almost fall. "Giving you the full package you wanted. Can't do the motorcycle but-"

"Ugh." You groan and shake your head. "I give you a chance and this is what you do. Oh my god, I knew better and yet here I am with you being- you. Just stop, Butler. Stop trying to be charming and finish up. Seriously, I- I didn't want to deal with this for a reason. Should have just waited."

Austin is silent for a moment and looks as if he's gonig to say something, maybe apologize before you roll up the window cutting off any attempt to. Rather than ask you to roll it down he does what you ask and you find yourself leaving the area no more than ten minutes later with a nice clean car.

Later on that night your shift's finally ended and it was a good one, a solid one that's going to allow you to easily pay for some things you've been needing to get for ages. The walk to your car is always a little terrifying and you're always a little on edge so when you hear a voice you almost don't recognize you jump.

"It's dark, what are you even- Fuck, Butler, what are you doing-" Your thoughts are a jumble as you try and calm your beating heart and watch as Austin steps closer to you, trying to calm you down.

"Sorry- I didn't think this through, I- I wanted to apologize about earlier. I'm not- You're not- Most girls sort of trip over themselves for me. Or to be with me for a night or something. You didn't."

Your eyes narrow as you tilt your head. "Yeah, because I'm not the sort of person who enjoys one night stands with bad frat boys with reputations. Or one night stands in general but that's not the point, I guess?"

Even in the dim light of the street lamps Austin looks a little innocent and a little boyish when he speaks next. "Are you the sort of person who would agree to a date with a frat boy who just got off his shift and has kind of been wanting to get to know you for ages?"

It occurs to you that your best friend had to have something to do with this because there's no way this is just a coincidence. Austin looks innocent enough and like he's being genuine in asking and so you let out a sigh. "There's that 24 hour diner nearby. They make pretty good pancakes. Early breakfast?"

"Only if I can show you how I'm sweeter than the pancakes." The words slip out of his mouth as you let out a laugh.

"Just for that. Sure, Butler, even if that was such a bad line. How do you pull any girls with that?"

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#austin butler #austin butler x reader #austin butler fluff #austin butler x you #austin butler x y/n #austin butler fanfic #austin butler fanfiction #austin butler fic #frat boy austin #ally writes

[mrhowells]

Smallville 4x22

Can't say I feel sorry for Genevieve bc that woman was nasty but Lana just got another thing added to the huge pile of trauma she already had😬

oh hey Lex, so what happened here was-

bunnyyyyy💕

"I had this one last week, really scary. This... guy wearing a red cape." "Wow, that sounds horrible Lois."

I can't do this they're so?????

STOP HAVING EYE SEX IN FRONT OF THE PARENTS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

I'mskSJkslKSL Jonathan's face kills me

Mr. and Mrs. Kent, I just wanted to say thanks for everything. You guys are like the Mom and Dad I've always wanted to have.

Lois bby🥺😭😭

"Lois, we want you to know that you are welcome back here any time."

"Actually-" "We'll all miss you, Lois."

SHUSH Clark, we're having a moment here😭

blushing kicking my feet

"Oh, come on Clark, your future is laid out right in front of you. You're gonna go to community college, major in agriculture, probably minor in law enforcement. And then you and Lana are gonna have a nice little church wedding."

I can't😭

He's such a menace around her it's EVERYTHING

"Even if I could spell, the last thing I'd wanna do is spend my time in a newsroom. With my luck, I'd probably end up across the desk from the most bumbling reporter on the masthead."

OMFGSAHSAJDKHA

so much eye contact I'm going insane

If you hear faint screaming in the distance, that's me I'm losing it

CLARK YOU CAN'T LOOK AT HER LIKE THAT AND EXPECT ME TO BE NORMAL ABOUT IT I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE HERE

i already know I'm going to hit the media upload limit and have to delete stuff, ugh😭

this episode is feeding me so well

my beautiful family😭😭😭 they raised me actually, true story

"Because you have a way of getting things in half the time a normal person gets things done." "And I'm not normal?"

Chloe really didn't do this one on purpose but OUCH😬

Lois with her "the general said/ taught me..."🥹

now tell me why this interaction fills me with so much joy😭

I love them so much it makes me look stupid

CLARK WILL U STOP BLAMING YOURSELF JESUS STOOOOP

✨and then I paused the episode and didn't continue until over a month later, my brain is wired like that I fear✨

Jor El is so unserious I'm sorry, if he wasn't so vague and cryptic all the time a lot of messes could've been avoided🤡

I just imagine the actual Jor El watching this go down in the afterlife and facepalming so hard

Clark is sad = I'm sad, it's the law

Lana giving Clark the stone without even removing the blood first lol

I feel so bad for her😭 I swear whoever made the plot decisions on this show got off on Lana being in pain and I'm getting more and more angry on her behalf.

and that's on good instincts

(I've seen people say that Lana going to Lex instead of Clark after killing Genevieve is further proof that she doesn't trust Clark at all and it's like... how tf was Clark going to help her in this situation???😭 I agree that Lana and Clark have trust issues ad infinitum but in this case she just did the logical thing, come on now)

I have to respect this man for the level of unhinged he's reached, truly

Lois is so cool😩 Once again I am free on Saturday-

"Before you leave this earth I want you to know... you did create the son you always wanted."

Lionel when I get my hands on you

NUH UH JASON YOU TOUCH MARTHA ALL BETS ARE OFF

I need Lex to chill and stop manhandling Lana & Chloe please and thank you💀 He's joining the unhinged club

Martha & Jonathan against Jason?? Yes please I love fights between people without powers or martial arts training

🎶somebody save meeeeeee🎶

the way Chloe pushed Lex against the cave wall was hilarious I'm sorry

Fortress bestie we're almost hereee🥳

:(((((

Lois is sad = I'm sad, again, those are the rules

seeing the only place she ever considered a permanent home getting completely destroyed, IT'S A LOT. This whole episode was a lot.

And let's not even get started on Lana JESUS CHRIST. Smallville writers I think we need to sit down and have a conversation about her because WTF?

I don't even care that the witch plot was wacky and Jason's character arc was really badly executed, this season was so much fun.

#ellie's smallville thoughts #smallville #4x22 #clark kent #lois lane #jonathan kent #martha kent #clois #lex luthor #lana lang #chloe sullivan #jason teague

[mrs-monaghan]

Thank you for not shying away from discussing Jikook like normal adults or deleting asks or being a coward. You don't hold back and for that you have earned my complete respect. A lot of Jikookers lately can't take the heat. You out here not giving a shit and speaking your mind. Jikook deserve 100% support, even when the hate roles in and the heat gets turned up and you still here. You the real MVP.

This is what I am sick to death of. I am tired of someone posting something Jikook related and so called JKK telling them to delete it because it sets JM up for hate. First of all, fuck you for being a coward. 2nd of all, that is exactly what TKK and Jimin antis and Jikook antis want. They want you not to post stuff related to them. For example, JK brother allowing the photo of Bam and Jikook on his tag. What happened? Cult got mad, started harassing the person, until she deleted the tag. Again, fuck you for being a coward & worrying about being cancelled, instead of proudly standing up for jikook. His brother allowed it. There should not have been any other discussion about it from Jikookers side. Encouraging her to delete it, because it brings hate on JM. Wake the fuck up. Jimin is gonna get hate regardless and so is JIkook. Maybe stand up for him for once and stand up to antis. Setting them up for hate? For what, discussing real moments? real translations? Eat my ass, I will talk about Jikook openly and proudly, because I know even if I don't, they're still gonna get hate and not doing it, gives haters power and I ain't about that life. Jikook doesn't need your fake ass support and coward and run away, the minute you get hate and can't take the heat. You either support them fully and don't back down or get to stepping, they don't need you and we don't either. Weak ass bitches. And no I do not mean posting private stuff and being asked to remove it and you do. That is different. I mean something simple, like take Polyc picture & Jikook on the phonecase. I keep seeing posts today, OMG, delete, delete, Jimin will get hate. You are out of your rabid ass mind if you think I'm gonna put a sticker of Jikook and show it off proudly and you guilt me into deleting. Slap yourself as hard as you can in the face for me, please. You don't fuck me, you don't pay my rent, you are not my mom or my dad. I will do what I want and loving and supporting Jikook unconditionally is what I do. If Jikook still jikook and are unbothered, then I am going to be too and if you are bothered, you are here for you and the clout you receive off supporting Jikook only, esp if you delete cause TKK come after you. Own who you ship or don't call yourself a supporter, its as simple as that. Being a Jikooker is not for the weak or faint of heart. This life isn't cut out for most of you and it shows.

Lack of balls is what makes the vermin run rampant all over twitter. I've noticed Tiktok Jikookers are not scared of them. I've seen a comment with like 50 replies coz a tkkr thought to insert themselves under a Jikook video. YouTube too, Jikookers on YT comments dont seem to be scared of them. Its people on twitter who are so so scared of these people. And now look where we are.

That being said, a Jimin report page recently had to to give up their account because all the Jimin hate was beginning to affect her mentally. So I understand not everyone is as strong. Not everyone can handle confrontation. I totally get that..

But I do feel like if we back eo up, people would feel more confident in not deleting their shit or running into hiding. But we don't fight these people back and so they have gotten over confident. Jikookers need to unite more. Defend more. Like anon, this is how I feel. Tkkrs basically control twitter fandom rn. The few REAL ot7 accounts left that are not undercover tkkrs are terrified of these people. Absolutely terrified. Some translation accounts won't even translate when JK says something about Jimin. That's how bad it is.

Silence is really not the solution here people. I'm afraid its really not.

I am happy though to see them going mental because V is being accused of FS to feed them. They have accused this of Jimin for years but now suddenly they can't take it when its happening to them???

I love it. Get a taste of your own medicine assholes!

#ask shaz #bts ask #the vermin

[grape-juice03]

W E L C O M E PAGE

H E L L O ! My name is grape juice and this is my get to know me page!! Down on the bottom of this welcome page is FAQ/All About Me and Boundaries!!

Here are some of my main fanfictions that are mainly posted on Archive of Our Own!!

Poison Ivy | T.M.N.T. Magic Mountain AU

Grape Juice's Bad Things Happen Bingo Series

My Caard and Commission Sheet!

FAQ/Fun Facts About Me!! I am 21 years old and a junior, about to be a senior, in college and am majoring in elementary education! Along with writing, I dabble in art and baking, so there are a few fanarts on this page, along with my M.M. (Magic Mountain) AU's Michelangelo!! My favorite shows besides Rise are, TMNT 2003, TMNT 2012, Demon Slayer, One Piece, Call the Midwife, and the Chosen!! I am a practicing Roman Catholic, and though I'm a devout Christian, I am pretty open minded about a lot of things, including the LGBTQ+ Community!! I am neurodivergent, and in specifics, have autism spectrum disorder!! I am straight, and go by she/her pronouns, and am an afab (female at birth!)

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So please, just delete the work and come up with something else using your creativity and imagination!!

#rottmnt #get to know me #welcome page #get to know me page

[scarlet-ancunin]

I feel like most of us saw ian Wright and immediately said "baby" so can I ask for Ian's reaction to their s/o calling them a nickname for the first time

I don't know but for some odd reason, I had so many ideas for this . but i made a little twist on it hehe

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Calling Ian Nicknames

Jenn told you one day that you and Ian would make a cute couple you laughed at her saying you never had a chance. looking over at Ian and Addison talking while pointing to the screen.

You and Jenn worked as the security there knowing what to do and how to find out information and such. so it was hard to go about your day when Ian sometimes came over and asked for something. It also didn't help when your Friend, Jenn decided she needed a "break" and you had to help them. "By the way w-would you like to go out sometime" they would ask and you would blush immediately "y-yea sure"

That was a year ago today. Now you and Ian were walking around the store looking at things for their shared home "baby you think this would look good with our door since we change the color" you said cutely smiling because Ian blushes lightly looking over "I think it will match perfectly beside its for the outside welcome mats are needed"

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you recalled the first time you called Ian Baby. they were typing away on the computer and you wrapped your arms around their shoulder and kissed their cheek "are you almost done baby?" you asked. when they stopped typing they didn't know how to respond and their face was slightly flushed "i-im done now" you giggle and turn them around in the chair and sat on their lap hugging them "no your not silly finish up I'm staying docked right here" Ian blushes typing again but feeling really happy.

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you laugh lightly and walk with them around the store seeing them look at all the electronic things computers and such probably thinking of ways to reprogram them or make them better half of their systems at home works better than the ones sold in stores.

you loved your brilliant lover you decided to catch their attention once more "we agreed to not going anyway near Electronics" Ian looked over surprised "I never agreed to that" you roll your eyes "Four-Eyes" you mumbled walking away "In case you weren't aware I am not wearing them right now" they pouted cutely and you tiptoe and kissed it away smiling.

They ended up buying some Hitech mini robot wondering if they can reprogram it to talk as well. You were actually looking forward to that, telling them to get it.

You took your phone out and placed your phone in your chest pocket recording. But why?

You found something really adorable. it was a cute shirt that had in big words "I Love My Nerdy Boyfriend" you were purposely going to write Ian Wright under it but you won't tell them that. you made sure the camera got a good look at the shirt. "ooh can I get this Please" you asked showing them the shirt and making sure it didn't block their reaction.

Ian chuckles lightly "fine I'll get it for you" they would say holding a Book and looking at the back of it. your eyes narrowed suddenly putting it in the shopping cart "thanks Daddy" you said and got the perfect recording of Ian dropping the book and catching it quickly before looking up at you having a light blush. "did you just" they were lost for words and walked right past you grabbing the cart you laughed "wait for me, Ian where are you going"

"to pay for this so we can go," they said quickly you were giggling "where are we going then" "to the bedroom what else" Your face became red and you stopped recording.

That was the same video you were showing Jenn both of you snickering while you wore the " I Love My Nerdy Boyfriend Ian Wright" shirt under your jacket. however, a hand came out of nowhere and snatched the phone being Ian and walked away "Hey- wait- IAN" you got up and followed them "Come on ill delete it" you complained trying to grab your phone back. "want me to call you da-"

Ian blushes and stops "D-don't," they said walking towards the other computer systems hearing you complaining behind them "IANNNNNN" Jenn watched laughing

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Taglist: @justaproudslytherpuff, @sherazyjade, @the-masked-scorpio, @sugakookieswithacupoftae16, @happilydangerousworld, @harlekin6

#unhinged desire simp #quantum leap ian wright #quantum leap 2022 #quantum leap ian wright x reader #dr ian wright #request for ian quantum leap is open #ian wright #ian wright x reader #ian wright x you #ian wright headcanons #mason alexander park lives rent free in my head #mason alexander park #desire #the sandman #desire of the endless

[sicks-posts]

ahhh alr! stargazer once again here lmao.

i requested a delusional!yandere!joel x reader, if you're able to do smth like that!

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I don't know how I got deleted but it just got deleted

Also this is going to be headcanon

Also please tell me what kind of version of a Empire smp to do like season 1 or season 2

Yandere Empire smp

Joel of Stratos

Joel

For season 2

As a delusional Yandere

Headcanon

(short)

⚠️Warnings ⚠️

Joel being really delusional

Yandere behavior

Kidnapping

Mentioning of marriage?

This headcan is short

Questioning

it's a nightmare

He's like Joey when he was in love with katherine. 😮‍💨 But worse!

Joel is a bit of an idiot what comes to love so when you show one affection of kind. He thinks that you're just praising him and and he love him.

Oh you gave him a gift that's all kind of you does that mean you worship him that you secretly like him if so tell him.

Right now.

Joel loves it when you come visit him.

his own empire, to him it means that you choose him over other empires.

He's really obsessed with you and you can't run away for him. Joel Will give you any gifts or items you need for your Empire you will do anything for you since you gave him some stuff as well. 🥰

Showing any affection you give to the other empires that means to Joel that you just want to play hard to get or you want him to be more jealous if so...game on!

Joel will act like you guys are a cute couple or better yet married.

This God is really delusional.

So when the day he "kidnap" as a term as "Taking on a date but without not asking you."

(I don't know if it makes sense to you but you get the point, right?)

So Joel kidnapping you, surprised that you were screaming at him to let you go.

Why are you telling him to let you go?

Why are you screaming at him to let you go?

What did he do to you to make you like this?

He's doing this because you love him right?

you choose him over the empires!

I would just like to say I'm sorry if it's really short I just like short Headcanon!

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#yandere empire smp #yandere x y/n #yandere male #yandere delusional #tw yandere #yandere god #yandere joel

[ughdontbeboring]

Collide

Lloyd Hansen x Black Female Reader

readers worlds collide…and her past finally catches up to her

warnings: kidnapping, angst, cussing and Lloyd in that outfit above

Sidenote: guys, fuck I wanted to re post this after I first posted it but I felt bad bc people were already liking it and stuff so this is it again! Lol it’s me. I rushed to post it before and I have to re do posting it, I wasn’t feeling the rushed vibes. I will eventually delete the other so if you liked that one or reposted pls like this instead! 🤍 also have a part 2 planned!!

I don’t give permission for my work to be used anywhere in any form!

if you fucks with it show some loveeee

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YN stirred, her body stretched and arched, she  felt heavy, the kind of heavy similar to waking up after a surgery. When you have to fight just to open your eyes. It felt like a ton of bricks laid on top of her.  Her one hand rubbed at her eyes as the other danced around trying to figure out what she was on. Her mind automatically registering she was on a soft surface.

Within moments her heart started to race as her memory came back to her. 

Hours before 

“Lloyd please tell me what’s going on” she begged into the phone she had been handed by the tall man in front of her. 

It was only moments before when she walked into her loft apartment in Amsterdam’s canal district from her weekly visit to the Van Gogh museum that she found her place flooded with heavily armed men.

She went for her gun in the desk near the front door managing to shoot one of the men in the chest and leg before a man she recognized as Lloyd’s  “acquaintance”, the closest thing he had a friend she ever meet, stepped into her line of sight. Hands up in mock surrender. 

He told her he was going to hand her a phone that had Lloyd on the other end, while the wounded man complained about his leg. His vest saving him from a fatal shot.

“Sweetheart I need you to go with them” he told her calmly once it reached her ear. 

He was watching from Croatia, he had to admit to himself he was proud she managed to almost kill one of them, they were some of Lloyd’s best men.

“No, not until I know what’s going on Lloyd!” She yelled into the phone. She was scared, she had no clue what was happening and she needed to make other calls before she just disappeared to wherever Lloyd was taking her. People who would worry about her.

He surely hadn’t disclosed all the information about what he did for a living to her. 

She looked down at the gun in her hands as she realized she hadn’t been entirely truthfully to Lloyd either but she had her reasons. The rules she lived by that kept her safe.

“I’m sorry sunshine” He said bringing her back to the present moment.

Her eyebrows furrowed at his comment, before she felt the needle prick her neck and arms grab her body as her knees gave out while everything turned black. 

Lloyd watched from his seat in his room countries away as her eyes fluttered close and her body went limp, falling into Rick’s arms. 

“I’ll say this one more time because I enjoy saying it, anyone other then Rick touches her outside of saving her life, I’ll fucking send your hands home to your mother” Lloyd said smiling at the camera’s as he watched his men  file out of her apartment.

Present

Her eyes snapped open as she took in the room she was in. It was stunning as the late afternoon sun or maybe morning? She wasn’t sure anymore, filtered through the curtains of the large windows. Definitely old, more then a century or two but we’ll taken care of with lots of modern updates. To her right was a set of computers and multi screens with a chair. Everything was black. There was a door open that looked like a bathroom and another open door that looked like a closet with clothes. At the foot of the bed was some clothes and towels. A cart with her favorite fruits and pastries stood not to far from the edge. 

Lloyd she gritted out as she swung her legs over the edge of the bed to stand. She had to grab the bed post when her knees slightly bucked. She took a deep breathe as she took her time slowly waking her body up. 

She made it to the stand alone tray when she looked down and noticed a note, a simple piece of paper folded and sitting on the plate. Her fingers ran over the smooth paper as she read the handwriting.

“I’ll be back in a few, stay put sunshine”

Her eyes were rolling before she could stop herself as she tossed the note down. 

She didn’t bother changing her clothes as she headed to the door of the large bedroom she was in. Pulling the knobs the door sprung up. 

There stood 2 men, one on each side of the door, both heavily armed. 

One looked down at her before moving his hand to his walkie. 

“Don’t you dare!” She said as threatening as she could. She didn’t want Lloyd getting a heads up that she was awake, she knew he’d come right away. She didn’t know where he was or what was going on but she needed a few minutes to try and process this. 

Both men shared a look, clearly unsure about what to do now that she was awake. 

“Take me to him”

When neither man started to move she scoffed  and turned on her heel heading toward the middle of the long corridor that lead to another. 

“Ma’am-“

“If you won’t take me to him, I’ll find him myself!” She yelled over her shoulder. 

She had passed countless heavily armed men and women. With each step down the endless hallways her stomach dropped. This place was more fortified then Fort Knox. Everywhere she looked there was people armed, even out the window, helicopters and trucks and stations all armed. People roaming the grounds.

What the fuck was going on? Did the fucking world end and she didn’t know? Was there a zombies apocalypse? She shuttered at the thought, zombie apocalypse was her worse fear.

She needed to find Lloyd so she could find what what was going on. Some of the men and women gave her curious glances and some didn’t seem surprised by her at all. 

She couldn’t miss the occasional glare of jealousy from both sex’s,she couldn’t blame them Lloyd was extremely attractive even with his porn stash. Her pussy clenched at the thoughts that ran through her head about how much he lived up to that stash. The man should’ve been a pornstar.

Focus YN! She scolded herself, she couldn’t let her mind wonder when the feeling something really bad had happened spun around her stomach like a roller coaster.

She came to a slow stop in front of a door More men were guarding, one of the men was Rick. She glared at him, still not ok with what took place before. 

“Is he in there?”

He nodded yes, his left hand covering her path to the door and his right reaching for his ear piece. She had planned to wait while he contacted whoever, but when she heard yelling that sounded familiar she took her chance and ducked under Rick’s arm and pushed the door open as fast as she could. 

She could hear Rick curse under his breathe as he came in after her. 

She made it a few feet into the room and out of Rick’s grip when she noticed Lloyd’s familiar frame. The black sweater stretching over his broad back. 

“What the fuck is it now” Lloyd yelled before he turned slightly on his heel to see who intruded in on his interrogation. 

“Shit” He said under his breathe, he wasn’t used to the feeling that stirred in his stomach, she wasn’t supposed to be here, in this room, right at this moment. 

If Lloyd was being completely honest with himself this wasn’t how he planned for this to go, for her to find out this way but there was no undoing what she walked in on. 

Her eyes left Lloyd’s, dare she say surprised one’s, to see the man and young girl sitting on the bed. The young girl clutching onto him. It took her a moment to register what she was seeing.

Her sister Claire and Uncle Donald. 

Her stomach dropped, what the fuck was going on?! Her uncles hands that were clutching the younger niece were bloody. Bruises littered his face.

It can’t be. 

Lloyd wouldn’t. 

Why?!

This doesn’t make sense.

“Now sunshine-“ Lloyd spoke as he slowly neared her, she looked spooked like a skittish horse that would run any second. 

And she did, right past him, pushing past his out reaching arm. She basically threw herself into her families arms as they held onto her. Her sister clutched to her as she cried. 

Lloyd bite his lip at the sting of her pushing past him. 

“Oh honey I’m so sorry they go you too” her uncle whispered in her hair. 

“Wha-what?” She asked confused with teary eyes. Who got her? He couldn’t be talking about Lloyd. What was Lloyd? 

“Honey-“

“Alright that’s enough!” Lloyd yelled stomping towards them.

“Leave her alone!” Her sister yelled, holding her older sister tighter. 

“Please tell me what’s going on-“

“He’s-“

“Let’s go sunshine” Lloyd said cutting her uncle off, while grabbing her arm. 

Her uncle tried to push Lloyd away only to feel the end of Lloyd gun smashed into his skull. He felt the slight trickled of blood as the impact made him fall back into the bed.

“Lloyd!” YN yelled pushing his arm away from her as she went to aid her uncle.

Another sting Lloyd thought. 

“He’s working for the government honey, he was going to kill-” 

YN watched in horror as Lloyd’s fist came down on her uncles mouth, instantly blood started to pool in his mouth as he coughed and held his jaw.

“Lloyd!” YN screamed as her sister started to scream and cry.

“Let me go!! Let me go you fucking asshole!” YN yelled as she pushed at his arms. 

“Can’t do that sweetheart, now let’s go” Lloyd said hosting her up into his arm. His arm had her hooked by her under arms pulling her backwards. 

She kicked and screamed trying to get away from him. 

“Calm down!” Lloyd yelled at her as he turned her towards him, holding her by her shoulders.

“No!” She yelled as her hand came across Lloyd’s face, the loud sound of skin on skin contact made the room go still. Everyone held their breathe as they watched for Lloyd’s reaction.

Lloyd could feel the heat rise up his neck, his breathe labored.

Lloyd’s rough hand shot out to grab her jaw, his hand squeezing her face as he pulled her closer to his own face. 

Lloyd’s eyes roamed her face as he watched her struggle to pull away from him, her eyes finally reached his, full of tears as she stared at him. 

Lloyd’s stomach turned, she looked scared of him and not in the way that turned him on. 

If those fuckers would have done their job right this wouldn’t even be happening right now. Lloyd didn’t know if he had the self restraint to not kill his own men who royalty fucked this up for him. 

“Fuck this” Lloyd gritted as he threw her over his shoulder. 

“Put me down! Stop this right now Lloyd!” YN screamed as the tears fell. She still didn’t really know what was going on, what she did know is Lloyd had her sister and uncle held hostage and now everything about her and Lloyd’s almost 1 years relationship was put into question.

“Don’t touch her you crazy son of a bitch!” Her uncle yelled from the other side of the room. 

Lloyd was getting tired of the old man. He could only hold his tongue for so long. A few minutes seemed to be the max.

He turned slight over the shoulder YN wasn’t on and smirked at the older man.

“Oh your a little late Unc, I’ve done nothing but touch her” Lloyd said matter a factly before smacking YN’s ass and jiggling it in his large hand. 

“Lloyd!” She yelled as she squirmed in his arms while hitting his back.

“What baby? That was pretty PG for the little sis” Lloyd.

Lloyd winked at her uncle before turning and heading out the door while YN kept screaming “No” and “Put me down”. 

“No one fucking does anything to them until I fucking say so, got it?” Lloyd asked Rick as he watched the women struggling on Lloyd’s shoulder. 

He just nodding before Lloyd headed down the hallway back the way the young woman had came only minutes ago, so unaware of what was waiting for her. 

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#Chris Evans #lloyd hansen x yn #lloyd hansen #lloyd hansen x you #lloyd hansen x reader #lloyd hansen fic #lloyd hansen drabble #chris evans characters #lloyd hansen angst #Ughwrites #ughlloyd #Lloyd hansen x black reader

[crestapex]

Hello! I saw a post saying COD matchups are open! If not, please ignore this ^^ Also, I haven't fone a matchup ask in forever, so sorry if I'm rusty...

I'm punk and it really shows in my appearance. I got a red mohawk, and some piercings and tattoos. I like to customise my clothes as much as possible, so battle jackets, studs, chains, pins and patches with slogans and band icons/names are my daily wardrobe.

I'm nonbinary, panromantic asexual and I go by they them pronouns. I'm trilingual and I love learning about stuff, mostly languages and time zones. I am very probably autistic, so I have issues with social interactions as well as sensory issues and I have tics, motoric and vocal. Usually I just chirp, repeat phrases or wave my hands around, twist my neck etc. But sometimes, when I'm anxious, my tics get more violent and I often punch/pinch myself. I struggle with depression a lot as well as some unhealthy coping mechanisms that involve pain, to put it lightly.

I love art, I consider myself a poet, I got one book published and I like to attend poetry competitions. I also draw a lot and paint. I like crafting as well, I have tons of little projects either going on or in my head. I have to journal a lot, because if I don't write it down you can bet I'll forget it :D I also like cooking :)

I love animals, I used to have pet rats and would want them in the future.

I think I'm kind, maybe a bit too much, I would do anything for my loved ones. My MBTI type is INFJ if that helps. I try to make others laugh and feel comfortable, I'm kind of a mix between the parent friend and the clown friend. My love language is words of affirmation and quality time. I tend to get into arguments, because a) people usually take me seriously when I'm being sarcastic or playful (another tism trait), b) because when it comes to things I'm passionate about, I always think I'm right and I have the need to convince the other person that my opinion is better. Also because I get frustrated when people don't get what I mean exactly.

My special interests are horror, in all forms, horror movies, horror books, video essays, deep dives...I like true crime as well and I like to collect bones and other things people often deem creepy (I have a bird skeleton/mummy in a jar).

I think that's it, take as much time as you need, and again, if matchups aren't open, feel free to just delete this <3

You’re all good 👍 (I’m not too familiar with the whole MBTI type of stuff, so I tried my best to look into it, lol.)

I match you with: Rodolfo ‘Rudy’ Parra!

I think he’d be pretty into watching video essays and deep dives with you. Rudy would have no problem setting himself on the couch right beside you, claiming that it keeps him educated and his mind sharp. But really he’d end up passing out in 30 minutes, one of his arms wrapped tightly around you as if you were to magically grow wings and fly away from him. The other resting gently on your arm or thigh if you find yourself sitting practically in his lap. It’s one of the few times he finds himself at true peace and serenity.

Having any shared friends means you guys are definitely referred to as the parents of the group. Drama at the grocery store? Off to go gossip with the two of you! Looking for relationship advice? Once again, off to you and Rudy. And when you guys get into a small, tiny even, slight disagreement in front of your friends? All of sudden it’s the end of the world and everyone is talking about having two christmases. 😐

But also most likely to be the one to bring you down from confrontation or arguments. He will tell you when it’s time to take a step back and calm down, and he’ll continue to talk you down from it and put a comforting hand on your lower back. And if you want to take a moment to continue ranting about it? Go for it, he’ll listen, only to voice his opinion on the situation if you ask for it and/or after you’ve come back down to earth. He’s pretty level headed (especially compared to someone like Alejandro… *side eye*…) and tends to have good judgment like that, so I think that would balance out your relationship, especially if you’re more on the temperamental side.

I can picture him as some sort of gift giver, which I’d imagine would go pretty well with someone who has strong collector tendencies. And they wouldn’t always be the most elaborate and luxurious gifts—though it’s not out of the question—it be something small or something he just found interesting and made him think of you. Think of a gem or crystal he found be sold at a little gift stand, or a small drawstring bag full of bottle caps from all around the world and from all kinds of bottles (that, or he’d be the one to gift you the bottle caps to add a collection, lol).

Loves your artistic side, especially your poetry. Write him little pieces of poetry on a sticky note or torn corner of a piece of paper and he will most definitely keep it in his pocket, only pulling it out to read when he’s alone and missing you—“Oh, mi cielo…” he’d whisper to himself and bring the piece of paper right over his chest, on top his beating heart. He’d close his eyes and let himself be overrun with thoughts of you, even if it’s just for a quick minute before he would have to return back to work. And while you may not believe it’s your best work, Rudy will think it’s one of the most beautiful things he’s ever read.

mi cielo = “my sky” or “my Heaven”

#december 2023

[waitimcomingtoo]

Wrong Number

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Synopsis: Peter sends the right picture to the wrong number

Masterlist

“Peter? How are you?” May asked as soon as Peter answered the phone. “Are you healed? Where are you right now? Did you just get out of class? And have you eaten today? What are you doing right-“

“May, calm down.” Peter cut her off. “One question at a time, please.”

“Are you healed?” She asked. “I saw that Spiderman got hurt pretty badly on the news. The gash on your stomach was really bad.”

“Yes. I’m fine.” Peter insisted. “I told you, I heal really fast. Don’t worry about me.”

“I think you’re just saying that to get me off your back.” She clicked her tongue. “Send me a picture right now.”

“Fine.” Peter grumbled. He lifted up his shirt and quickly sent May a picture of his healed stomach.

“Did you get it?” He asked once the picture was delivered.

“No. Try again.”

Peter rolled his eyes and sent another picture, from a different angle this time.

“It says it was delivered.” He said once the second picture went through.

“lmao good morning to you too” Popped up on Peters screen, making him furrow his eyebrows.

“Why did you tell me good morning?” He asked May.

“What? I didn’t.”

“But I sent two pictures to your…” Peter trailed off when he suddenly remembered May had changed her number. Whatever stranger that had her old number was the one who received his pictures. His very personal pictures.

“Ohhhh dear.” Peter panicked as he realized how suggestive the pictures were. “Oh no.”

“Here’s a little something for your troubles. Don’t spend it all at one place.” Popped up right before a picture of you in the mirror, wearing a small black bikini. Your face was covered by your phone, but the rest of the picture didn’t leave must to the imagination.

“Oh?” Peters eyebrows raised. “Not oh no. Oh yes.”

“Peter?” May asked on the other end of the line. “What’s going on?”

“Sorry.” Peter clicked away from your photo and sent his pictures to May. “I just sent it. I forgot you changed your number.”

“Okay. Your stomach looks fine.” She said when she got the pictures. “You should still-“

“Gotta go May bye!” Peter stammered and hung up the phone. He quickly went back to your picture and blushed as he clicked on the image.

“That was a total accident but I appreciate the response lol” He wrote back.

“oh I see. you just accidentally sent your perfect abs to me. twice” You wrote after a few seconds.

“I swear. I was trying to show my Aunt something” He chuckled as he texted you back.

“oooo so they weren’t for a girl?” You sent after a second. “if you’re accepting applications for someone to lay on your six pack and talk about their day, I could send you my resume. I have open availability”

Peters face went red, so he pressed his cold hand to his cheek to calm down.

“No need. You’re hired ;(“

Peter re-read what he sent you and realized he had made a typo.

“That’s was supposed to be a ;) I promise”

“ok good because I thought I just got hit with the very first sad wink” You texted him.

“You didn’t. And your beautiful by the way” Peter wrote, not wanting the picture you sent him to go unappreciated.

“you’re*” You sent. “your being arrested by the grammar police”

“You’re*” Peter corrected you right back.

“delete my number” You texted back, making him laugh.

“no please give me a second chance ;(“

“fine but only bc ur funny.” You replied. “what can I call you besides the wrong number that sent me a pic of their glorious abs?”

“in case you decide to leak my pics online (since they’re so glorious) I’m just gonna tell you my name is P” Peter texted after he thought about it for a minute. He didn’t want his pictures to be used against him one day, but he wanted to keep talking to you.

“well hello P :)” You greeted. “you can call me bumblebee for the same reasons”

Peter smiled to himself, knowing that you giving him a nickname to call you meant you wanted to keep talking as well.

“Okay bumblebee. I think it’s cute. But why that name?” He wondered.

“because calling me honey would imply that I’m a love interest in your life. bumblebee is platonic” You answered.

“If you aren’t a love interest, how come you sent that me that lovely picture?” Peter hoped you were flirting, so he tried to flirt back.

“because P 🙄 If we start talking with the intention of this becoming romantic, it inevitably will become romantic. But it will be because we both wanted a relationship after putting time into each other. We would never know if we actually wanted to be together, or if we just wanted to justify the time we spent texting a wrong number”

Peters thumbs danced over his keyboard as he tried to think of a way to respond, but you were quicker.

“anyways that’s my gripe with online dating lol.” You sent. “How’s your day been P?”

“You have made it significantly better bumblebee.” He replied. “I didn’t know a wrong number could be this exciting”

“I’m very exciting P.” You told him. “And if you continue to text me, you’ll see that”

“So you want to keep talking? Because I do too” He sent back after waiting a few seconds so he didn’t seem desperate.

“I do.” You said, much to his relief. “But don’t ask me for anymore pictures. I like a bit of mystery ;(“

“Well bumblebee, so do I :)”

~

“Who keeps texting you?” Ned asked when Peters phone buzzed for the millionth time that day. They were eating at the dinning hall where you and MJ were seated just a few feet away, but neither of you knew that.

“I accidentally sent a picture of my abs to a wrong number, and we’ve been texting all weekend.” Peter explained as he texted you back.

“You’ve been texting a stranger that you accidentally sent nudes to?” Ned laughed in shock.

“She’s not a stranger. Not anymore.” Peter shrugged. “Shes our age and she’s really cool.”

“What if she just says she’s your age and she’s actually some pervert who got their lucky break?” Ned said pointedly.

“Then this pervert has a great personality.” Peter chuckled at something you had sent.

“even tho I am not your love interest, I do have to tell you that I had trouble falling asleep last night bc I was smiling too much from our convo ;(“

“You must be right about us not being lobe interests because I can’t be the boy of your dreams if I’m keeping you from sleeping ;(“ Peter texted you back.

“now I never said anything about us being LOBE interests” You replied as you made fun of his typo.

“If you correct my grandma again I’m blocking you”

“🗣GRANDMA👵” You sent back, making yourself laugh.

“Please tell me you’re not still texting that number.” MJ whined as you laughed at your phone.

“How could I not? Have you seen his abs?” You went to show her the picture again, but she pushed your phone away.

“Have you seen the lesbian flag hanging on my wall?” She tilted her head. “Or the way my pointer and middle finger are shorter than the rest of my nails? Abs do nothing to me.”

“Well they make me weak in the knees, so I’m gonna keep texting him.” You told her. “Plus, he’s really funny and sweet. He’s not one of those cringy nice guy types that continuously tell you what a good cuddler they are and try to get you to compliment them.”

“Please.” She snorted as she stole a french fry from you. “Not the pick me boys.”

“I’m serious. Next time a boy tells me he’s too ugly to talk to me, I’m agreeing with him.” You insisted. “But P isn’t like that. He’s a good one.”

“I still find it a little strange, but I’m happy if you’re happy.” She decided. “Just let me know if he starts to get creepy.”

“I will.” You assured her as you texted Peter back.

As the days went on, you and Peter continued to text. You never exchanged your real names or any pictures of your faces, but you exchanged fond memories and personal anecdotes. Days turned into months and Peter found himself texting you as soon as he woke up and right before he fell asleep every night. Not knowing who the other really was allowed you to learn exactly who the other was, just without visuals.

“hello P. Please tell me about ur day. Full details plz and thank u” You texted Peter one day as you walked out of class.

“I had a good day today bee :)” He replied. “I had toaster waffles for breakfast and then a math test first period. And then a bunch of boring stuff. I’ll spare you the details”

“I don’t think anything about you is boring.” You told him. “How was the test?”

Peter sat down on top of a tall building and pulled his mask off to text you properly. He didn’t even realize that hours had gone by as he messaged you instead of going on patrol like he planned.

“what do you think I look like?” You asked once you’d been taking for a while.

“I think you’re the most beautiful girl in the world” Peter answered.

“but you’ve never seen me”

“But you make me smile even when you didn’t know I was frowning.” He told you. “And you always show that you care about me, even tho you don’t know me. I think that makes you beautiful”

“P ;(“ You sent back as you felt your eyes get glassy. You didn’t know how a stranger could make you feel so known, but Peter managed to do it every day.

“Yes bee?”

“you can call me honey is you want” You told him, trying to hint that you wanted to take your relationship to the next level.

“*if” Peter replied, making you laugh loudly.

“nvm 🥲”

“I’m just kidding” He told you. “Honey come back ;(“

You sighed happily and held your phone over your heart, pretending for a moment that it was Peter before answering,

“I’m always right here P”

~

“Don’t tell me you’re still texting that wrong number.” Ned gasped when he saw your nickname light up on Peters phone. “It’s been like, three months.”

“It’s been five months and yes, I still text her.” Peter said proudly. “Other than you and May, she’s the person I speak to the most.”

“But you don’t even know who she is.” Ned reminded him. “Why don’t you put this energy into a girl you can actually see?”

“Because I really like this girl.” Peter insisted. “And how many opportunities am I gonna get to fall in love with someone simply from their personality? I have no idea what she looks like, but I’m super into her. I think that means something.”

“You do know what she looks like.” Ned’s eyes darted to Peters phone, reminding him of the bikini picture you had sent him the first time you spoke.

“Just below the shoulders.” Peter flushed as he thought of the picture.

“I don’t know.” Ned shook his head. “I still think it’s weird. She could be a creepy old man.”

“She’s not.” Peter laughed. “I swear, she’s really cool. Oh, and she’s texting me now.”

“Stop texting that guy. He could be a serial killer.” MJ shook your arm as you texted Peter something during your lunch break.

“He can’t be a serial killer.” You rolled your eyes. “He’s sweet and funny.”

“So Ted Bundy.” MJ deadpanned.

“Stop it.” You playfully shoved her. “He just asked me who my celebrity crush is. Would a serial killer want to know that?”

“hm. does Spiderman count? because I want him to swing me around the city in his arms” You texted him back.

“Dude, she just said she has a thing for spiderman.” Peter gripped Ned’s arm when he read your text.

“Wait, really?” Ned perked up. “The plot thickens.”

“You don’t even know what he looks like” Peter wrote back.

“don’t be jealous P. I still want to lick your abs” You sent, earning an eye roll from MJ. Peter gulped when he read your text and slammed his phone down on the table.

“What did she say?” Ned wondered.

“Nothing.” Peter squeaked. “She didn’t say anything.”

~

As you walked out of your final class that night, you pulled out your phone to text Peter. Peter texted you back as he swung around campus, looking for some crime to prevent. You were so engrossed in your conversation with Peter that you didn’t notice the car coming towards you as you crossed the street.

Before you knew what was happening, you felt yourself being pulled sideways by a web. You stumbled into Spider-Man’s arms as a car whipped by, making you realize how close you were to getting hit.

“Woah. Careful there, miss.” Peter quipped as he held you close. “New York drivers are crazy.”

“T-thanks Spiderman.” You stammered as your heart pounded in your ears.

“You’re welcome. Are you all right?” He asked as he helped you stand on your feet.

“I think so.” You nodded in a daze. “I’m just a little shaken up.”

“Let me walk you home.” He offered. “You might be in shock for a little bit.”

“O-okay.” You stammered, still a little starstruck from talking to your celebrity crush.

Peter kept light conversation with you as he walked you back to your dorm. Peter had never spoken to you before, so he didn’t have to disguise his voice. You were a little shy around him at first, but you were able to warm up to him on the walk over. You soon had each other laughing and bumping into each other as you walked down the narrow sidewalk. You genuinely enjoyed each other’s company, yet neither of you realized the other was the one person you’d been texting for months.

“Well, this is my dorm.” You sighed as you reached your building. “Thanks for walking me home.”

“My pleasure.” He nodded. “Try not to get hit by any cars until I see you again.”

“I’ll try.” You chuckled. “Bye Spiderman.”

Once you were inside your building, Peter swung back to his dorm and slipped in through the window.

“Hey dude.” Ned looked up as Peter pulled off his mask. “Where were you?”

“You know that girl in our intro to philosophy class? With the red converse?” Peter smiled a little to himself.

“Yeah. I also know how you stare at her instead of paying attention.” Ned teased.

“Well her face is better than Professor Carr’s notes.” Peter defended. “And her name is Y/n.”

“So what about her?”

“She almost got hit by a car. I had to pull her out of the way. Well Spiderman did.” Peter corrected. “Then I walked her home.”

“Ooo. So you’re cheating on bumblebee?” Ned pretended to gasp.

“I’m not.” Peter playfully rolled his eyes. “Y/n just needed to be saved by a big manly man. And that’s me.”

“Okay hot shot.” Ned and Peter laughed at themselves.

“Y/n’s actually really cool.” Peter blushed slightly. “She was so shy around Spiderman. I never realized how pretty she was.”

“Damn.” Ned eyed Peter curiously. “You really are cheating on bumblebee.”

“Shut up.” Peter mumbled as he phone buzzed. “She’s texting me now.”

“you’ll never guess what happened!!” You sent.

“What happened?” Peter texted you back.

“I almost got hit by a car!!!!”

“Oh my God are you okay??” Peter frowned and sat down on his bed.

“yes! because Spiderman saved me and walked me home. ahhhh!” You replied. Ned noticed the way Peters face went sheet white at whatever he had read.

“What?” Ned wondered when he saw the panicked look in Peters eyes.

“Hold on a minute.” Peter gulped and texted you back quickly, “Where did this happen?”

“right outside my school. he was so heroic. I’m in love” You answered.

“It’s Y/n.” Peter gasped and stood up.

“What about her?”

“The girl I’ve been texting.” Peter looked up in shock. “It’s Y/n!”

“How do you know?” Ned asked.

“She just texted me to tell me how Spiderman saved her from a car outside of her school.” Peter showed Ned his phone as his hands shook.

“Oh my God.” Ned read the texts and put it all together. “You saved Y/n from the car.”

“I know.” Peter read the messages over again. “That means she has to be the girl I’m texting.”

“Are you gonna tell her who you are?” Ned asked him.

“I don’t know.” Peter frowned. “That’s two secrets to reveal at once. I can’t tell her I’m P without also telling her I’m Spiderman.”

“Do you trust this girl?”

“Ned, I think I love this girl.” Peter nodded.

“Then test her.” Ned suggested. “Flirt with her as Spiderman and see if she’s loyal to P. If she turns down her crush for you, you’ll know she’s loyal enough to be trusted.”

“Okay.” Peter agreed. “Good idea.”

The next day, the plan was in action. Peter put on his suit after class and waited on a rooftop until he spotted you. He swung towards you and landed in front of you, making you gasp.

“Hey.” Peter folded his arms and did his best to look cool. “What’s up?”

“Hi Spiderman.” You smiled in surprise. “I can’t believe I ran into you twice.”

“I actually wanted to see you.” He admitted. “I wanted to make sure you’re okay.”

“I’m fine, thanks to you.” You said shyly. “You saved my life. I can’t thank you enough.”

“You don’t have to thank me. It’s my job.”

“Well I appreciate it anyway.” You told him. “You’re my hero.”

Peter blushed under his mask as he started to walk you towards your dorm. He blew out a nervous breath before putting Ned’s plan into motion.

“I um, I didn’t catch your name yesterday.” Peter pretended not to know.

“It’s Y/n.” You told him. “What’s yours?”

“Nice try.” He chuckled as you snapped your fingers.

“It was worth a shot.” You laughed. “I just want to know more about the man who saved my life.”

“I could tell you a few things.” He shrugged. “I like cats, I hate baby carrots, and I don’t know how to drive.”

“What did baby carrots ever do to you?” You pretended to be offended.

“That’s classified.” He played along. “I’ll have to get to know you a little better before I can trust you with that information.”

As you made your way to your dorm, Peter continued to flirt with you to see if you took an interest in him as Spiderman. You were always polite, but you never flirted back.

“Here we are.” You said when you reached your dorm. “Thanks for walking me home again.”

“Maybe I could walk you home more often.” He said as he took a step closer to you.

“I don’t know about that, Spiderman.” You smiled apologetically. “You’re sweet, but I’m not interested.”

“Oh. That’s okay.” Peter nodded, secretly pleased that you were turning him down.

“It’s not you.” You assured him. “You seem really cool, and I’ve actually had a crush on you forever. But I’m talking to this boy and I really like him so I’m not looking for anything else.”

“Are you?” Peter asked. “What’s his name?”

“P.” You smiled as you said his alias. “Well, that’s just what I call him. We met online, so I don’t know his real name. But he’s a really good guy. And as heroic and amazing as you are, you don’t stand a chance against him. I think I’m in love with him and I’ve never even seen his face.”

Peter stilled for a moment at your confession. You telling him that you were in love with him was not a part of the plan.

“Do you…do you want to?” He asked softly as his hands went to the bottom of his mask.

“Of course I do. But we agreed the mystery was more fun.” You shrugged sadly. “I’m starting to regret that, though. I want to be with him in real life. Not just on my phone.”

“Um...I have to show you something.” Peter said as he pulled out his phone. He pulled up your contact and sent you a simple text,

“hi honey”

You furrowed your eyebrows when you phone buzzed as soon as Spiderman finished sending a text.

“Did you just text me?” You asked as you pulled out your phone. You read the text from P and looked up at Spiderman in confusion.

“My name is Peter.” He said slowly. “Peter Parker. But you’ve always called me P.”

“You…you’re…” You stumbled back as you tried to process what you were seeing. Peter took you by the hand and brought you to the side of your dorm building. When he made sure no one could see you, he tugged his mask off.

“Hi bumblebee.” He smiled weakly at you. Peter watched your face as you went through a range of emotions. You were shocked, which melted into happy, which shifted to confusion.

“Wait, so the cute boy in my philosophy class is also the guy I’ve been texting for five months?” You asked.

“Yes.”

“Who is also Spiderman?” You continued.

“Crazy right?” Peter laughed awkwardly.

“So thats why you sent me that picture of your stomach.” You realized. “You were hurt from your Spiderman duties.”

“Yeah.” Peter scratched the back of his neck. “After you texted me that Spiderman saved you, I realized the girl I was texting all this time was you. And I really value the friendship we’ve built, so I didn’t want to lie to you about who I was once I found out who you were.”

“P- I mean, Peter.” You shook your head. “Sorry, Spiderman? I’m not really sure what to call you right now.”

“I…I’ve always loved P.” Peter smiled sheepishly. You opened your mouth to speak, but shut it when a different idea came to your mind. You stepped forward and held his hands in yours before kissing him. Peters eyes widened before fluttering shut, his eyelashes ticking you as his eyelids closed. He hesitantly wrapped his arms around your waist as he kissed you back, the experience somehow surpassing his wildest expectations for when he finally met you. When you pulled away, you smiled softly before telling him,

“I’ve always loved P, too.”

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