biggest crime of gg was not rory stealing the boat, not emily talking on her phone while driving, NO. it was teasing us with this little waist AND NEVER SHOWING IT.
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Cody: everyone stitch this with the most messed up war crime your general has committed right in front of you I’ll start; there was this time with a tube sock and a bottle of bleach, story started on Tenoo-
Rex: Oh, nah your General has done WAY worse than that.
Cody: Yes but this one was so out of pocket and messed up on a personal level istg he concocted this one just to watch the world burn-
Wolffe: Um??? My general has never committed a warcrime around me????
Cody: *glares at him for daring to speak in his presence* Did anyone ask you?
Wolffe: technically you did.
Cody: technically you should have been eaten in the decanting tank-
Wolffe: YOURE JUST MAD IM BABEY AND YOURE GROUCHY!!
Cody: I LIKE BEING GROUCHY YOU LITTLE PIMPLE!
Rex: *steals the comm while they fight to the death in the background* Sorry about them, 17 says they’ve been threatening to end the other since before they could talk. He’s got baby videos of them beating each other up before they could walk, it’s so cute. Sometimes he watches them and cries when drunk.
Cody: *pulling hair*
Wolffe: *trying to bite through Cody’s gloves*
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starting to keep an ongoing list of writing crimes being committed by the TBB writers. i charge them with Ignoring, Withholding, or Underdeveloping Certain On-screen Important Emotional Moments and/or Conversations
like
Echo finding out Fives is dead
Cody finding Rex listed as killed in action
Rex finding out Cody is still alive and has defected from the Empire
Crosshair finding out Tech is dead
the initial conversation(s) when Crosshair rejoins Hunter and Wrecker in S3; the awkward flight together to Pabu
Hunter and Wrecker's reaction to Omega turning herself over to the Empire to be taken to Tantiss again (and Crosshair allowing it to happen) (and finding out there isn't a tracker on the ship)
have i missed anything 😒
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You can see the moment Carlos realizes that this scared chaotic bunny of a man is actually proposing. He’s not catastrophising, he’s not panicking, he’s not even a little scared. He’s planning. TK the chronic spontaneous leap before you look disaster is planning his future. And the one thing he knows he wants, the one person he sees being there for the long haul? It’s you Carlos. He wants to be with you. Forever.
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[Images description: Twelve pictures of Star Trek actors. The phrase "thank you for being both amazing actors and amazing people" is written across most of the images one word at a time, except for the two images in the middle. The middle images are of William Shatner, reading "not you!" and Robert Beltran, reading "or you for that matter". The actors in the other images are George Takei, René Auberjonois, DeForest Kelley, Gates McFadden, Wil Wheaton, Kate Mulgrew, Patrick Stewart, Siddig El Fadil (aka Alexander Siddig), Nichelle Nichols and Leonard Nimoy. End image description.]
Non exhaustive list of course. Many more such cases, in fact feel free to add
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Rex *staring at Fives*: You have got to be joking.
Fives *stuck halfway out of an air vent*: Oh right let me just- *wriggles trying to get out before flopping*
Echo *gasping for breath from laughing so hard*
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Mission: Acquire Massiff Pup
Jesse, staring at the address that Rex provided for them (given to him by Fox): I am starting to have doubts about this place's legitimacy...
Fives, watching the floors go by as they descend further and further into the depths of Coruscant: What gave it away? Our descent into literal urban hell, or the fact the captain had to sign several legally binding documents to keep this all hush hush?
Jesse: Urgh, never mind. Our stop is coming up anyway.
Jesse & Fives, hesitate in the lift when it stops at perhaps the most dubious of the Coruscanti under-levels:
Fives, glancing around nervously before motioning for Jesse to hurry up behind him as he begins to follow the instructions he has scrolled on a grease stained piece of flimsy: It's not like we're doing anything super illegal. Just uh, getting a massiff pup from a cage left for us at some really shady alley.
Jesse: Yeah... Yeah we're uh, we're just following orders. Yeah. For uh, very legitimate and beneficial medical reasons. Yep.
Fives, starting to feel antsy because he's sensing all eyes on them: It's not like uh, the Marshal Commander of the Guard would put us in harm's way right?
Jesse: Nah, man's a stiff. He uh, he doesn't break the regs... Ah...
Fives, seeing the alleyway they have to go into: Almost there! I think I see the cage too.
Jesse, squinting into the dark: ... I see two cages.
Fives: Maybe someone else also needs a massiff pup. Doesn't matter! Lets grab one and leave!
Jesse, moves to the closest cage which is housing what appears to be green massiff pup with piercing red eyes: Package secured. Let's get out of here!
Fives, practically running: Roger that! This place is karking creepy!
Jesse & Fives, making their way back into the lift completely unaware of the fact they just took a dangerous wild animal with them instead of a harmless massiff pup:
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