Hi you're so cool I'll try not to fuck this up!!!!:
Obscure Fadom(s) you need to talk about
That song that you have a mental break down to and then kill a man to in the same day
Why are you so cool?
Something in your immediate vicinity that would look so much better if it was bedazzled
Favorite type of tit
Your favorite thing you've ever created (meme, art, writing piece, ect.)
Character you would love to kiss (romantically or platonically)
Person you want to meet so badly, alive or dead
Favorite meme ever (I would ask vine but some people don't even know what vine is)
Food you would currently devour of placed in frontof you
Favorite weather in detail
Hyper specific color appreciation
Ok for fandoms errr ermmm smeromr eoroommroooo errrrr erm ermmmmmm does dirk gentlys holistic detective agency (the show) count, i really want the books but also broke as hell (also the umbrella academy, but specifically the comics)
SONG MOMENT OUU errrm ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ermm im capable of having a mental breakdown to anything if i have the willpower to do so (same with killing a man) so probably fight for me by AlicebanD
my pure epic skills (lie)
box of honeycomb flavoured weetos, bedazzle that shit and ill eat all of them
azure tit they look silly
probably my own OCs backstories, i've had them for over two years and there is still things to be done but im very proud of them all
Kayne from hit podcast malevolent (pleaspeleasepleasepleasepleasepleaepleaseplease)
King george the III
favourite meme ever you say... hmmm. hmm i have a horrendous sense of humour so that stupid ass my apolocheese cat
Spaghetti Bolognase made by my father
The rain, specifically loud heavy rain with occasionally bursts of thunder and at nightime as i'm trying to sleep, the drops of rain thudding against the glass of my window in the dark
Reseda green my beloved, more people need to use it, honestly, swampy greens in general, they can work so well in several different situations and people hate them, why, why do you hate the swampy greens, all they ever did was exist and be cool
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hey can i get some sweet sweet facts about ireland?
The sweetest fact about Ireland is of course, Cadbury.
In the town of Coolock is an unassuming building with the word "Cadbury" on the side. This is where the first Creme Egg was laid. With a chocolate shell and albumen of pure sugar, the Cadbury Creme Egg is not only the sweetest thing in Ireland but the sweetest object known to humankind, ranking over 95,000 Beetuses on the Wilford Brimley Memorial Scale.
The mystery of what laid the egg remains to this day. Once claimed to have been a rabbit, gorilla, or golden goose, genetic analysis of modern eggs suggest that the egg laying being has not only crustacean, but reptilian and annelid DNA. This suggests the existence of a proprietary, genetically engineered egg laying being, developed by Cadbury in the depths of Spike Island's catacombs, where it has been fed on the bodies of martyrs since the pagan days of yore.
Though nothing else is known about the creature, known by cryptozoologists as the "Cadbeest," the Cadbury Creme Egg is unquestionably delicious, and slightly less than 80% likely to result in its offspring bursting out of anyone who eats has eaten one, an event predicted by the prophet Chocoladamus to occur on St. Patrick's Day in 2028.
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Now Easter is over it’s your friendly reminder Creme Egg are nasty
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