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cemeteryspider · 3 months
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~Imagine~ Goodnight, Spider-Boy
TASM! Peter Parker x Reader (Could be read as any Peter Parker/Spider-Man)
*No Gwen Stacy*
Summary: Reader comes home from work to a heart-warming sight
Trigger Warnings: Safety Precautions, Peter's Night Job, Vulnerability
Word Count: 259 Words
Quietly, you step into the shared apartment you and Peter call home after a calm day at the bookstore where you work. Despite a few customers making purchases, Thursdays are typically quiet, especially when rain clouds loom overhead.
With the clock ticking around five-thirty, the time Peter usually studies between school and his nightly escapades, the apartment remains dark and silent. Frowning, you venture further inside, your fingers instinctively resting on the safety latch of your keychain mace.
As you round the corner into the living room, a heartwarming sight unfolds – your boyfriend peacefully asleep on the couch, his advanced chemistry book sprawled open across his chest. A smile graces your lips, and you shed your jacket and keys. With utmost care, you lift the book from his chest, gently closing it and placing it on the coffee table – a piece of furniture he insisted on having, despite the limited walking space.
You take a moment to organize his hurried notes, completing the chemistry problem he was working on by adjusting the unit of measurement and refining the significant figures. Before extinguishing the lone dim light he switched on for studying, you grab the Spider-Man chibi plush throw blanket hanging behind him on the couch, draping it over his slumbering form.
A few steps toward the bedroom, you pause and turn back, leaving a soft kiss on Peter's forehead, a small sleepy smile graces his lips. Heading to your room, you send a text to your friend Matt, asking if he could patrol the area around your apartment tonight.
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p3terparker · 2 years
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𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 — 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐦!𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫
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𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: none
𝗮/𝗻: i am so glad that andrews spidey is finally getting recognition!! this is officially my first fic for him :)
𝘄/𝗰: 0.5k
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it has been an excruciatingly long day. starting with spilling your coffee on yourself while walking to your class, to finding out your professor failed you on an essay you worked so hard on, to missing the subway back home resulting in you having spent over an hour walking back to your apartment, you could say this was one of the worst days you’ve had in a while. all you wanted to do when you got home was lay down and sleep your troubles away.
“babe? where have you been, you were supposed to be home over an hour ago” peter says the moment you walked through the door, rushing over to you to take your bag out of your hands and set it on the floor. 
“don’t wanna talk about it” you mumbled while pushing past him to enter your shared bedroom.
“what’s wrong?” peter said with worry laced in his voice as he followed you into your room like a lost puppy.
“today sucked” you sighed out.
“i’m sorry baby. wanna talk about it?” peter questioned while sitting you on your bed and removing your shoes from your feet.
“not really. all i wanna do is sleep and cuddle.” you said while laying back on your bed.
“we can do that, but first you have to get out of these clothes and take a shower” peter says soothingly while trying to lift you up.
“noo! i’m too tired!” you protest while squirming your body around so he can’t grab you.
“i’ll give you a bath” peter chuckles and attempts to pick you up again, to which he succeeded. 
setting you down, he stripped you of your clothes and placed you into the bathtub. you could immediately feel your muscles relax as you entered the warm water. you didn’t want to fully let yourself get too comfortable, because you knew that if you did you would most likely fall asleep. 
“just relax pretty girl. let me take care of you” peter said as if he read your mind. 
“thank you petey” you said before complying and letting go. you could feel him begin to massage your muscles, giving him moans of approval as he went over the knots in your back. 
“feels that good, huh?” peter whispered in your ear smugly, earning a laugh from the both of you.
he continued to wash your hair, giving you a scalp massage in the process. he brushed out all the knots and moved on to scrubbing your body.
“you’re so pretty.” peter said quietly with so much adoration in his eyes as he took you out of the tub and dried you off.
“not as pretty as you” you giggled lightly with droopy eyes, ready to fall asleep at any given moment.
“alright pretty girl, let’s get you to bed before you knock out in here” peter smiled while finishing putting on your clothes for you and carrying you onto your bed.
“thank you so much for this pete. i really appreciate you.” you thanked while snuggling yourself into his chest.
“anything for my princess. however, i am expecting a full-blown spa day after i get home from my spiderman duties soon.” peter joked as the two of you let out small laughs.
“alrightttt, it’s time for bed.”
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reawritesthings · 3 years
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“kissing someone’s bruises, scratches or cuts” w/ petey please 🥺
this is really bad, im so sorry
spiderling?
it wasn’t like peter to be out this late, especially on a school night. you both had a project due the next day, and peter hasn’t shown his face since the end of school.
you knew something was up when he didn’t even say goodbye, he just ran out the school. you turned to mj and ned, asking them if peter was okay but they just nodded and walked off.
you shrugged the weird behaviour off and, prayed that peter would come by your window tonight. he always came by, so you weren’t as worried. but as time ticked, and the sun bid farewell peter still wasn’t here.
lucky for you, you lived in the same building as peter so a small little trip downstairs wouldn’t hurt. you knew that you couldn’t just turn up empty handed, and didn’t want to be that weird stalking girlfriend so you brought aunt may a piece offering.
half dead flowers.
“these are— peter just got in.” aunt may laughed, examining the repetition of your hands tapping the wall.
“oh, um, is he okay? we were suppose to meet but it’s okay. i can just see him at school.” you fumbled the words, trying to hold the tears.
“i’ll let him know you stopped by.” she assured you, taking your hand and squeezing it tight.
“thanks… well goodnight, aunt may.”
you dashed towards your apartment, slamming the door shut. you fell to the ground, head in your legs as you let your mind wonder.
not long after, you heard a massive thump in your bedroom. you finally brought yourself up to reality, grabbing a saucepan.
you quickly opened the door, jumping back with the saucepan raised. “is anyone in here? i have a weapon.”
immediately, someone jumped in your view causing you to scream. the stranger matched your scream, and after a moment when you realised the scream that peter was the intruder.
“what the hell, peter?”
peter gave you a half smile, shrugging his shoulder. “i didn’t mean to scare you. i was just trying to make up for being late and, i ran into someone. it wasn’t bad but it was good.”
you didn’t care about his reason and just pulled him into a hug. “i was just worried about you.”
“i know. i worry about myself too.”
you chuckled at his lack of confidence, pulling him away from your embrace.
“hurtful. i was enjoying that.”
you bit your lip as you traced his nose. something was rocky, and as your finger touched the bridge of his nose peter flinched.
“what’s wrong?” you questioned before your eyes widen to see peter’s face covered in cuts and bruises. “what happened?”
“nothing happened. i’m fine.”
you raised an eyebrow.
“okay fine. i was in tights and i found some bad guys, decided to fight them which wasn’t ideal but, i managed to give the the dollar store there cash back. got us free donuts and juices.”
“the truth peter.” you signed, looking at him.
“that is the truth. i was fighting bad guys.”
you huffed, and sat on the bed. “why did you fight them?”
“because it’s my duty.”
“your duty? by who? who is this for?”
“to protect you.. and the whole of new york city…”
and that’s when you finally put the pieces together. “you are the spiderling?”
“spiderman.” peter corrected.
“you are the him.”
“indeed, does this mean we can make out now?”
your rolled your eyes at his response. “yes but, let me just fix you up first.”
“that can wait… i want to make out with you.” peter whined, pulling you closer to him.
“fine. just a bit then i’m fixing you up.” you whispered planting a small kiss on his cut right on the bridge of his nose.
“i love you.”
“i love you too, spiderling.”
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spideyspeaches · 3 years
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You're worth it ↬p.p
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A/N: I'm in my sick feels so here's some sick whiny Peter 😔😔✨💔 also I wrote this at 2 am in like 20 mins lol so rip.
Wc: 1.3k
Warnings: uhh general sickness, Peter being a dramatic lil bitch.
Pairing: college!Peter Parker x Avenger!Reader (with a lot of platonic MJ)
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Peter was pretty sure he was dying. No, he wasn't being dramatic.
In all the years of being Spider-Man, he could count on his fingers the number of times he had gotten sick. And it was one.
He remembered when he got bit by the radioactive spider on the field trip to OsCorp, the week later which he spent in bed, sweating on every surface and a fever so high the doctors wondered how his brain hadn't melted yet.
Even when all the resources were exhausted, they couldn't find a cause, and the miraculous recovery with a plus of the sudden appearence of abs and growing biceps had been more of a relief than a dismissal by the doctors, each of them releasing a sigh of relief, neither of them noticing the strange behaviour Peter seemed to be exhibiting when he opened his eyes to the bright, technicolor world after seven days of brutal bouts of vomiting and brain splitting headaches.
So yes, Peter Parker didn't get sick. Not after the fateful spiderbite that made him who he was. Even Dr. Banner had been fascinated by his body chemistry, and if he hadn't been lost in his fangirling that the Bruce Banner wanted to do more check ins of his body, he would have noticed that he could, in fact, get sick. His immune system may have significantly increased, but he was still not entirely immune to college kids germs who wore their underwear inside out to save laundry money.
"You look like a zombie." MJ deadpanned in true MJ fashion, pointing her pen, the bright pink plastic fake diamond a brief distraction from the headache pounding in his skull. It made him go squint eyed, inevitably increasing the headache when he saw past the blurry outline of the diamond.
"Thanks Em, appreciate it." He muttered, raising an eyebrow to look at her smirking face. He suddenly remembered about You. You and MJ had the same smile, he noticed, a lump of misery forming in his throat.
His mood dropped even more when he felt his throat burn with a strong sense of nostalgia. You weren't in college with him due to your job as a full time avenger, so sue him that he really fucking missed you. It's not like you never talked, but his head was killing him and he was really touch starved and college just really fucking sucked.
"I'm not being mean, believe it or not, but you look dead on your feet and your girlfriend will kill me if I bring you in more than one piece." She said, her voice softer than it had been before.
"I'm fine MJ, just do the project." He sighed, looking at his course book, trying to catch the sudden onset of magenta and green lights in his vision. Huh, maybe he was having a stroke.
Rubbing his left eye in frustration, he groaned, throwing his textbook across his room, flopping on the college issued bunk bed that he swore was going to give him back issues before his spidey shenanigans could.
"Y/N won't kill you, she respects you too much for that." He said, fiddling with the threads hanging on his sheets, a hand behind his head as he looked at the ceiling. Chills were starting to set in his bones, and it was not just by MJ's scrutinizing stare.
"You're sick." She stated, smirking as he rolled his eyes, rolling over and burying his face in the cool pillow.
"No shit Sherlock." He huffed, sitting up to take in a breath the pillow was restricting, the lump in his throat growing. And before he knew it, hot tears were rolling down his cheeks, a strange choking sound coming from his throat, his cheeks flushing with embarrassment, and the heat of his fever wasn't making it any better.
"I- I miss y/n so much." He sniffed, his words sound clogged with the mucus stuffed in his sinuses and nose. Wiping a hand across his nose, he choked out a sob, burying his face deeper in his pillow.
"Hey, oh man, hey Parker! Oh god please don't cry, shit ok-" MJ rambled, her shuffling making him cry harder as he whined at the contact of her cool palm, "shit you're burning up! Oh man who do I call who do I call? Of course I'm an idiot."
Her mutters were kind of soothing, but he was too embarrassed to admit that as he brought the pillow closer to him, imagining it was you instead of a stuffed cotten pillow, trying to feel your fingers running through his hair as you repeatedly kissed his forehead.
Sniffling, he blinked hard, watching MJ pace as she talked on the phone with someone, his brain too disoriented trying to get the heat to expel from his body to notice who she was talking to. She looked frantic, her palm over her mouth as her muffled words made his eyes droop, and just like that, he was out like light.
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"Hey, wake up baby, I came bearing gifts." Your soft voice rose him up from his unrestful slumber, groaning as sudden noises bombarded his ears.
He gave a sigh of relief when he felt a familiar pair of headsets on his ears, the noises quietening. He opened his eyes, slowly at first to see a vague silhouette of you, wondering if this was some kind of fevered dream.
You and Peter face timed a lot, but you rarely visited due to the long drives. You had visited just this weekend, so he was surprised to see you here, his head cushioned on your thigh as your fingers ran over his hair.
"Am I dreamin'?" He croacked, a smile forming on his face as he heard you giggle, warmth spreading in his chest as you leaned in to kiss his forehead.
"No dummy, you just have a temperature high enough to burn Satan." You smirked, booping his nose softly.
"That's pretty hot. I'm so hot." He snickered, turning around to dig his nose into your thigh.
"Yeah, you're the hottest. My hot dum dum." You said. Shifting slightly, he heard the rustling of bottles, immideatly knowing those were his super painkillers Dr. Cho had brewed specifically for his metabolism.
"You didn't have to come all over here baby, did you use your suit?" Peter asked, getting up from his position. Wincing, he cracked his neck, groaning as his body reminded him of his current condition. He felt like a giant bruise, slumping next to you as you wrapped your arm around his shoulder.
"You're worth it Petey. I would go wherever you go." You whispered, brushing his curls back. Getting up, you reached for the filled glass you had kept at the bedside, handing it to him along with the pills. He took them gratefully, gulping the pills and the water down at once.
Leaning on your shoulder, he kissed the exposed skin of your shoulder, rubbing his forehead over there as he thanked you silently, a random chill shooting up his spine, making his muscles spasm.
"Where's MJ?" He muttered, looking at you through his lashes.
"Dunno," you muttered back, "said something about not wanting your germs or something."
"Probably just went to room with Harley. She's got a huge fucking crush on him, just won' admit it." Peter said, smirking from his position.
"Really? I didn't notice!" You snickered, rolling over to squish his cheeks.
"Please, I bet he'll ask her out by the end of this semester."
"This semester? I bet that's gonna happen by the end of this month."
"Bet's on then."
Laughing at the crack oh his voice, you pushed him back lightly by his chest, scratching his sweaty scalp as he sighed under your fingers.
"Y/n?" He asked, holding your fingers to his chest.
"Hmm?"
"Thanks for coming so soon."
"Of course I came dummy."
Smiling at his dimpled face, you wiggled a little to fit next to him, wrapping your hand over his chest and throwing your leg over his.
"Y/n?" He asked again.
"Hmm?"
"I love you."
"I love you too."
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A/N: this is so self indulgent 😋😋 lol. Leave a comment if you liked it! 💞💞
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tommyhearteyes · 4 years
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Come Cuddle - Peter Parker
(Fluff ✨)
Summary : Y/Ns had a long tiring week studying for her gcse’s and all she wants to do is cuddle with her mans
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You snuggled up against the warm blanket but pouted when you still felt the cold emptiness beside her. You peak one eye open to the curly headed boy sat at your desk, his pencil moving vigorously against the paper. You frowned when you saw the little dent in between his eyebrows.
“hey pete,... baby...” you said softly.He hummed in response, without sparing you a glance.
“come cuddle bub, im tired”
“why don’t you take a nap, i’ll be done in 5 minutes” he replied softly, his pencil continued to trace the paper.
Your frowned deepened as you slowly got off the bed. You hugged his hoodie closer when you felt a slight breeze come from the window. It was a crisp friday night, it had been raining all day so it was the perfect time to turn on a movie or something and cuddle with your boyfriend. If he would just come to bed, that is.
Peter had a crisis that averted his presence from school today and had a bit of catching up to do. As selfish as it sounds, you don’t care about that right now. Peter is one of the top students in class while you always had to go the extra mile and make an effort to even get a B. You weren’t mad about it though, just want him to take a break and give you attention right now.
He felt your chin rest on his left shoulder as you peered over the work he’s doing.
“just 5 more minutes im almost done”
“noo peter come on, i haven’t seen you all day and im tired and all i wanna do is cuddle with my boyfriend” Your hands wrap around his shoulders while you rock him back and forth gently.
His eyes finally met yours before darting down to the pout you still held on your face.
“i was worried about you, you didn’t reply to my messages all day like you normally do”
“i know, im sorry, i was tracking down this perp i was suspicious of for a while now and finally caught him today. Here, come’er” He turned the chair towards you, making you fall to his lap while your fingers played with his hair.
“it’s alright, im just glad you’re okay.” You leaned forward so your foreheads were touching.
Both of you sat in that position for a bit. Peter knowing exactly what you were doing. You had started softly humming and leaving soft scratches below his head and on his neck.
“come on, i’ll teach you all this tomorrow. just come cuddle”
“but i’m alm-“ You shushed him up with a soft kiss.
Very slowly pulling away, you took soft breaths to match his. Your round pleading eyes meet his. He knew he couldn’t resist those puppy dog eyes.
His eyes rolled back as a smile creeps onto his face. A soft growl came out of his mouth as he hooked his arms underneath you and got up from the chair and heading towards the bed. You giggled in satisfaction when he laid both of you under the covers.
His arms wrapped around you after settling down under the covers. There was still the soft sound of rain against your fire escape and window. You let out a long sigh in his neck, breathing in his scent.
“Happy now?” A warm smile spread across your face.You hummed in agreement.
“I love you bub, night night”
“I love you too babe”
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AND THAT WAS MY FIRST ATTEMPT AT THIS!! i tried to read it as if i didnt write it to see if i would read my own blurbs HAHA
Anyways, if you guys have any requests or ideas on the next one please send them in 🥺 I’ll TRY smut one day but i dont know if it’ll be good.
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marvelblahh · 5 years
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Peter, baby...
Pete and you try something new in bed and it’s wonderful
Warnings: smut, swearing, also first time writing smut ~shrug~ and I didn’t proof read this... also Pete is 18+ (as always when I write) that’s all
Usually, Peter was a gentle lover who would whisper sweet nothings into your ear while he made love to you gently- tonight that was not the case. Peter’s soft touch was replaced with a tight grip on your hip, and his sweet words were replaced with groans as he fucked into you. Your hands were tangled in his brown curls, tugging; begging to be fucked harder. Your silent request was fulfilled as he lifted your legs above his shoulders and rammed his cock deeper into you. Soft coos escaped your lips and echoed through your apartment. The sight of Peter’s face scrunched in pleasure made your pussy drip. All too soon, Peter pulled his cock out of your wet core, which was followed by a whine at the empty feeling. Your pouting didn’t last long though, Peter forcefully grabbed your hips and flipped you on all fours and slammed his cock into your warm cunt. He was thrusting into you so deeply, you could feel him in your stomach. Peter grabbed the back of your ponytail and lifted your head towards him, still fucking you from behind. You felt his hot breath on the back of your ear and moaned at the sensation. “You like being fucked like this, don’t you? You slut” your moans and slapping skin filled the room, your pussy was soaked and you wanted to cum so badly. Peter let go of your hair and pushed your head back down into the mattress. He lifted his hand and smacked your ass, leaving a print. He repeated this action until your skin was covered in red. “You’ve been so naughty, Y/N. Someone needs to teach you a lesson.” He growled. You moaned into the mattress as a response. Tears brimmed your eyes as you felt the knot in your stomach forming. Peter feels your cunt tighten around him, and fucks you harder. Your pussy clenches around him and Peter’s thrusts become sloppy as you release around him- his cum shooting into you. You both flip onto your backs, completely naked and covered in sweat. “How was that?” He said breathily. “Peter, baby...” you giggle. “So good. I love you.” “I love you too, let’s get some sleep.” “Okay bug man, goodnight.”
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hufflepuffhollander · 5 years
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(requests currently closed) it’s blurb time! 
In celebration of finishing my midterms...
I’ve been wanting to try one of these and I’m finally doin it! Send me a message with any number(s) of dialogue you want to see/or some strung together and I’ll turn it into the best blurb I can! Feel free to add anything extra to your request :)
Dialogue
1. “Babe, I’m trying to talk to you.” - “Do ya’ll hear somethin’?”
2. “H-how long have you been standing there?” - “Long enough.”
3. “Tell me one thing. Why wasn’t I enough? I loved you. Oh fuck, how I loved you. How I still love you.”
4. “I love you, even though you’re an idiot”
5. “Come on, you can sit on my lap until I finish,”
6. “Where did all these puppies come from?”
7. “Honestly, I think it’s impressive how badly I fucked up.”
8. “Now, I’m not saying that I hate you, all that I’m saying is that if you were on fire and there was water next to you, chances are I’d drink it”
9. “Are you the poster child for Hell these days?”
10. “I wanted to say “I love you” for the first time without stuttering, but I guess that failed.”
11. “Are you flirting with me?”-“You finally noticed?”
12. “Sorry… your hair was in your face… thought I should move it so I could see you better.”
13. “no. the moment you saw me as a bet was the moment you fucked up.”
14. “Would you just shut up and listen to me for a second?”
15. “I can’t have this argument with you again.”
16. “Where have you been all my life?”
17. “You need to calm down”
18. it’s because i’m so attractive isn’t it?” “I say this. and I cannot stress this enough. I find you completely repulsive.”
19. “Alright Einstein, let’s see how you like it.”
20. “Seeing you between my legs is so hot.”
21. “I think we were a little too loud last night.”
22. “Bite your lip once more, I dare you”
23. “what you gonna do about it, stud?”
24. “god, I love your hands”
25. “Your ass is gonna be seven different shades of red after that little stunt.”
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cemeteryspider · 3 months
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Silken Bonds of Alternate Realities
Civilian! Peter Parker x Spider-person! Reader
Kind of TASM! Peter Parker x Spider-person! Reader
Past Civilian! Gwen Stacy x Spider-person! Reader
Past Civilian! Peter Parker x Civilian! Gwen Stacy
In Another Universe TASM! Peter Parker x Civilian! Reader
I'm thinking your suit kinda looks like Gwen's from Into the Spider-Verse but nothing explicitly is mentioned about colors or aspects of the suit. Also reader is mentioned to be bisexual.
Summary: What happens when you're thrust into Earth-616's action with a familiar face.
Word Count: 678
My day started normal enough, but by the end I was fighting Molten Man in a building engulfed in flame.
The crumbling building made my throat tighten and constrict. Fortunately, one of Stephen Strange's portals appeared before me. I swiftly launched myself through it, hoping someone else could subdue Molten Man while I recovered.
"Thanks, Strange, I thought I was done for"
Then when I looked up to two kids around my age standing and staring at me.
"Ned, I said think of Spider-Man, not bring a cosplayer here?"
Confused, I turned back, but the portal had closed, leaving me in a room with two strangers.
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Somewhere, across the multiverse...
Peter watched as the unstable building finally came down on itself. The interior structure completely destroyed. Still there was no sign of of his favorite Spider anywhere.
He quickly snapped a few photos for the Daily Bugle and circled the collapsed building, desperate to find any sign of his lover making it out. But hope seemed elusive.
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Back on Earth-616...
"You've got to send me back home, Ned. Peter's going to be worried sick"
After introductions and two failed attempts to find this universe's Peter Parker, the situation felt increasingly hopeless.
"I think we have bigger problems here then that" MJ was frustrated, but you couldn't handle the rude remarks a second longer.
"Fine, then I'll figure it out myself." Before I could storm out, the Spider-Man closest to me grabbed my hand and spun me back around.
"That's not a good idea. Let's all calm down and figure out a solution that helps everyone." He slipped off his mask, revealing a face exactly like my Peter's.
"Peter?" Silently slipping your mask off to stare directly into his brown eyes.
"Y/n?"
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On Earth-120703...
Someone who looks exactly like you is fast asleep in bed curled up in their Peter Parker's hoodie.
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Back on Earth-616...
After a confusing conversation and much back-and-forth, Peter-3 and I finally understood each other.
Instead of me getting bitten at Oscorp, Peter Parker was. We barely knew each other at the time, exchanging small waves and smiles in the hallway. In both universes, our lover, Gwen Stacey, fell to her death. We were there to pick up each other's broken pieces.
As we worked together to cure the Lizard, the similarities between us were mind-boggling—reaching for the same things, laughing at familiar jokes.
Both of the other Spider-Men smiled at the wholesome interaction.
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After an amazing battle on the scaffolding of the Statue of Liberty's reconstruction, everything seemed well until MJ fell off the side.
Putting years of trauma aside, Peter and I both jumped to save her. I caught her with a web, and Peter caught her to swing her to safety. A tearful moment passed between Peter and MJ before she hugged me as well.
Staring at each other, I jumped into Peter's arms, understanding the second chance we were given. We could practically feel Gwen hugging us both.
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"I guess this is goodbye, Y/n," Peter-3 said, already disappearing to return to his home.
"We should do this again sometime."
"I would like that."
"Go home, Bugboy." He smiled as he faded away into his own universe, and I into mine.
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On Earth-120703...
Swinging through the streets of New York with the Autumn air rushing past him he finally swung onto the fire escape of your shared apartment.
You stirred as he made his way into bed and held you close.
"Welcome home Bugboy"
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In my universe...
I stood in the cool ashes of the once-standing building, then sprang into action, looking for Peter Parker.
Finding him writing furiously on a bench in the quiet part of Central Park, I walked up and sat down.
"So, what's up?"
He looked up from his notes with a shocked expression. Quickly, his brows furrowed, and he started lecturing me about letting him know I was safe and how the police told him to wait 24 hours before filing a report.
I kissed his lips gently, relaxing his features.
"I missed you too."
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p3terparker · 3 years
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Hi!! I’ve been binge reading your work and I love everything ☺️ Could you maybe write something where peter is super touch starved and clingy and won’t stop trying to get the readers attention and he’s pretty much just super pouty?? Thank you!! 😆
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𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: none 
𝗮/𝗻: i loved writing this so much i live for clingy peter :) 💘
𝘄/𝗰: 0.7k
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“can i lay my head on your lap?” peter questioned, breaking the comfortable silence you two were sharing as you both mindlessly scrolled on your phones. you didn’t respond, only giving him a smile and a pat on your lap as you adjusted yourself on his couch, signaling for him to come over.
as soon as he rested his head on your lap, you two once again fell into a comfortable silence with only the sound of tiktok’s playing. practically an instinct by now, you tangled your hand into his hair and played with it as you continued watching tiktok’s.
in the midst of laughing at a video you just watched, you received a text from mj. you took your hand out of peters hair to type faster, which earned a loud whine from him.
“noooo!” peter whined dramatically, sounding like a child throwing a tantrum.
“what’s wrong pete?” you looked down at him from your phone with a confused expression painted on your face. “keep playing with my hair.” peter demanded, dragging your hand away from your phone and back into his hair. you laughed at his childness and took your hand out of his hair again, earning an even louder whine from him.
“y/n pleaaaaseee” peter begged while attempting to drag your hand down again, to which you reacted faster and moved it away from his reach.
“stop acting like a big baby and let me reply to mj really quick.” you say while continuing to type on your phone. “how long does it even take to type a text” peter groaned while nuzzling his head back into your lap.
“it would take a lot less time if you didn’t keep trying to take my hand away from me every five seconds.” you retorted. “by the way, can you get up really quick? i need to pee.”
“nope.”
“guess i’ll just move you myself.” you mumbled before miserably failing to drag peter off of your lap. screw his damn super strength.
“play with my hair for five more minutes and i’ll let you go.” peter huffed into your lap.
“pete, you’re not controlling when i can go to the bathroom or not. if you don’t get up now i won’t play with your hair for the rest of the night.” you threatened.
“nooo, i’m sorry!” peter exclaimed before getting off of your lap and freeing you to use the restroom.
getting up, you used the bathroom and quickly came back, not wanting to deal with peter being any more whiney. truly, you did enjoy him being so clingy. it’s quite funny to watch when he gets like this. you know he only gets this way when he feels touch starved, which should be impossible for him considering the amount of affection you give him, but you’re not complaining.
“i’m back” you sing-songed while heading towards the couch.
“took you long enough. i don’t want to lay in your lap anymore.”
you decided to not entertain him, knowing that that would further annoy him. sitting down on the opposite side of the couch, you turned on the tv and started scrolling through channels to watch.
you knew your antics worked the moment he huffed out dramatically. you didn’t look in his direction, continuing to watch whatever was playing on the tv in front of you.
he sighed loudly once again to which you ignored for the second time. you had to bite back the smirk that was forming on your lips once you started to feel him grow frustrated next to you.
“y/n” he poked your shoulder.
“yes peter?”
“please let me lay in your lap and play with my hair again.” he mumbled sheepishly.
“i thought you didn’t want to lay in my lap anymore?” you teased.
“i obviously lied for your attention, idiot” peter laughed before settling into your lap again. “you’re really comfy, you know. i could fall asleep here any day.”
you laughed at his dorkiness and ran your hands through his chocolate brown curls again.
“y/n?”
“yes?”
“i love you”
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p3terparker · 3 years
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hello!!
peter parker prompt where he’s over at the readers house while they’re still in the shower, belting out the lyrics to a song like they’re performing a concert (like we all do 😌) and peter is on the other side of the door singing along like it’s a duet! just fluff maybe from peters pov :)
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𝗮/𝗻: i am so sorry for taking like a month to do this 😭 it’s pretty short but i actually really like it :)
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your apartment was fairly quiet, other than the sound of water streaming out of your shower and your playlist blasting loudly from your bathroom. peter had arrived home from patrol as you were bathing and decided he needed a bath himself too. walking over to your bathroom, peter could hear the faint sounds of music getting louder.
just as he was about to open the door, he paused. “is she listening to meg?” he questioned himself before listening further on to have his question receive an answer — yes. he could hear you singing along and decided to let you have your performance in peace without him interrupting.
settling on the floor outside of the bathroom, peter sat as he waited for you to finish, unknowingly starting to sing along with you.
“choke me, spank me, look at me, thank me” peter sang while bopping his head, completely jamming out in his own little world.
you paused your own singing and poke your head out of the shower after hearing noises coming from the other side of the door. listening closely, you couldn’t help the smile forming on your face as you heard peter passionately sang along.
peter didn’t even notice the sound of the water turning off as he continued vibing along to whatever song was playing on your playlist now.
“i don’t miss no ex i don’t miss no text i choose not to — ow!” peter winced as he fell back and hit the floor when you opened your bathroom door.
“enjoying the music pete?” you chuckled as you brushed past him to go put clothes on.
“i was only listening because you practically had it blasting for the entire complex to hear”
“that definitely explains why i could hear you singing along outside of the door. you know, i didn’t expect you to be a fan of meg” you teased.
“why wouldn’t i be a fan of her? i’m a hot girl” peter said proudly causing you to burst of laughing.
“you’re the hottest girl i know pete”
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p3terparker · 3 years
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hi hi! i have a request!!
i’m feeling kinda angsty but also a little uncreative but i do have some dialogue prompts!
“i woke up and you weren’t next to me”
“i can’t keep on doing this. i love you, but i can’t”
“what happened to us?”
it’s up to you wether it’s a happy ending or sad ending MWAHAHAHAH 😈😈😈
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𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: peter keeps choosing spiderman over you.
𝗮/𝗻: i’m actually kinda proud of how this came out! this is not proofread so please ignore any mistakes😭
𝘄/𝗰: 𝟭.𝟭𝗸
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peter broke many promises. although you didn’t like it, it’s something you unfortunately had to get used to. it’s not like he wanted to be unreliable, it’s just that he’s spiderman, and “has” to protect the people of new york. no matter how many times you’ve explained to him that he’s not responsible for the safety of others, he still insists that he could do a better job at protecting everyone.
this led to him always cancelling on you at the last minute — except for today. peter had finally managed to take time out of his busy schedule to have a sleepover with you. he even promised that you two could do whatever you wanted for the night, which he actually kept his word to.
“when i said we could do whatever you want i didn’t have you putting hello kitty temporary tattoos all over our arms in mind.” peter said as you held a wet rag to the last uncovered spot on his arm.
“cmon, you always talk about how cool you would look with a tattoo sleeve! i simply gave you what you wanted.”
“i didn’t mean a hello kitty sleeve! i meant something badass, like a bad boy from a wattpad story.” peter whined with a pout on his face.
“you read wattpad stories?” you teased while removing the rag from his arm and admiring his fake tattoos.
“um. anyways, the tattoos are done so let’s go to sleep like you promised.” peter tried changing the subject due to embarrassment.
“okayyy, i’m pretty tired anyways” you complied as you both got comfortable on your bed. “please don’t leave in the middle of the night” you softly whispered, suddenly getting serious as you rested your head on his chest.
“i promise i won’t leave you babe. get some rest.” peter reassured you, feeling a pang in his chest from the fact that you couldn’t even trust him to stay the entire night with you. he knew it wasn’t your fault for feeling that way; it was his. he’s left you in the middle of the night more than he’d like to admit.
he kept his word for the most part — that was until he randomly woke up. checking his phone, he saw that it was only seven in the morning. he knew it would be pointless to try and go back to sleep, so he decided on scrolling through twitter for a little bit. as he was scrolling, he saw reports of a robbery at a convenience store only 15 minutes away from him.
it’s fine though, the cops would be there any minute.
right?
he tried telling himself that the police would handle it and that it’s not a high level threat. it wasn’t worthy enough for him breaking his promise to you, but he still couldn’t help feeling guilty for not helping.
peter was mentally beating himself up for what he was about to do to you. he gently untangled your arms from around him, and replaced them with a pillow. he slipped on his suit and headed towards your window. he took one last look at your peaceful sleeping figure, and leaped out of the window.
you weren’t surprised to find out that you woke up with no one by your side.
disappointed? yes.
surprised? no.
you didn’t even have it in you to be upset anymore. you were done. you got out of bed and poured a bowl of cereal. as you sat down and ate, you didn’t even bother to text peter. you no longer wanted to hear his excuses.
finishing your breakfast and washing your bowl, you heard your window open and footsteps nearing where you stood.
“i woke up and you weren’t next to me” you said flatly, not even bothering to turn around and look at him.
“i’m sorry y/n, please hear me out—”
“no peter, you hear me out!” you yelled, finally turning around to look at him. “i’m sick and tired of you treating me like a second choice! it shouldn’t take me begging for you to decide that i’m worthy enough of your time.
you treat me like an afterthought, and i’m absolutely sick of it peter. i know you’re spiderman, and you have people to protect, but i am your girlfriend and i deserve to have some time with you.
“i can’t keep on doing this. i love you, but i can’t.”
“y/n wait wait, please we can work this out.” peter practically begged you with tears streaming down his face.
“i’m sorry. i’ve been a shitty boyfriend and i acknowledge that. there’s no excuse for the way i’ve treated you. if i were you, i would’ve broken up with me long ago. i am so glad you’ve given me so many chances even though i don’t deserve them.”
“i’m so ashamed for not giving you as much attention as you deserve. if you would just give me one last chance, i promise we will never get to this point ever again.” peter pleaded with sincerity in his voice.
you thought about it. you wanted to believe him. what if you gave him one last chance? what if he used that chance to break your heart once and for all? you were so caught up in your thoughts that you didn’t even notice the tears that started to stream down your face.
peter noticed and quickly walked up to engulf you in a hug.
“what happened to us?” you sobbed into his chest, making peter feel even guiltier for hurting your feelings.
“my priority for spiderman happened. i promise that’s long gone now though. you will forever be my number one priority now. i’m sorry it took for this to happen for me to realize.” peter said soothingly as he pet your hair.
you recounted on all of your memories with peter and you just weren’t quite ready to give up on your relationship with him.
“fine, peter. i’ll give you one last chance, but so help me god, if you break your promise again i won’t think twice about breaking up with you.” you sighed, giving in to his pleads.
peter felt the biggest weight lift off his chest.
“thank you so so much princess. i promise i’ll make it up to you.”
“i’m still angry with you.” you said with a monotone voice.
“what can i do to make it up to you?”
“let me put our last hello kitty tattoo on your forehead.”
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p3terparker · 3 years
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hii!! i love your blog sm and have an idea for you!
reader is ironically DEATHLY scared of spiders and finds one in their room while her and peter are studying and screams and tells peter to kill it and he’s like “what?!? no i can’t kill it!! it’s like killing my sibling!!” and just gets it on a paper and lets it out and then makes fun of reader for being scared of spiders when she’s literally dating the human spider
oh my god this is so long i’m so sorry LMAOO i just think this would be really funny
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the only noises that could be heard from your bedroom were the soft sounds of lofi music and the tapping of yours and peter’s pencils. occasionally, you guys break the silence by asking the other to test you on the material you were studying, and then it goes back to a comfortable silence.
after another thirty minutes, you broke the silence again, but not for studying purposes.
“AHHH!” you shrieked, causing peter to jolt up.
“what’s wrong?!” you hear peter ask you frantically.
“spider! over there, look!” you point over to the corner of your room, leading peter’s line of vision to what has you so freaked out.
“seriously, y/n? there’s no need to freak out, that little guy is harmless”
“i don’t care! go over there and kill it now!” you spat out in disgust and fear of the spider.
“are you crazy?! i can’t kill it, that spider is practically my cousin!”
“you are not related to that evil thing!”
“i might as well be!”
“you know what, i don’t give a shit if you’re related to it or not, just please take it out of my room” you plead, not wanting to continue the conversation of him being family to a spider.
“that’s all you had to say” peter said as he went to pick up the spider with his bare hands.
“wait! not with your hands! get a piece of paper and throw it out” you demand once again.
“god, you’re so bossy. i kinda like it” peter said smugly before obliging and putting the spider out your window.
“happy now?”
“very.”
“now that it’s gone, can we talk about how you’re deathly afraid of spiders yet you’re literally dating a human spider” peter laughed while making fun of you as you both settled back onto the floor.
“it’s not funny! at least you’re cute, those other creatures are so gross” you huffed.
“aww, you think i’m cute?”
“i’m not speaking to you for the rest of the night” you muttered in fake annoyance.
“i’m playing! in all honesty, it’s kinda cute that you’re afraid of spiders. i felt so manly being able to save you from it” peter exclaimed as if he’s not a superhero who saves people from actual dangerous situations all the time.
“pete, you’re literally an avenger”
“your point? anyways since i rid of the spider for you i think i deserve some kisses” peter mused while leaning in.
“yeah, you would deserve some if you didn’t find this situation funny” you said before shoving his face away.
“you’re so mean to me.” peter pouted before pushing your textbooks away and settling his head into your lap. “guess you can’t study until you give me a kiss.
“you know you’re supposed to be studying too, right?” you giggled.
“i know. you’re way more important to me than a stupid test though.”
“just for that you get a kiss” you smiled before placing a kiss down on his lips.
“so flattery is what makes you nice to me? noted.”
“i bet the other spider would be less annoying than you”
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p3terparker · 3 years
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𝗯𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 - 𝗽.𝗽
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𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: peter thinks you don’t like him because you’ve never asked him for his birth time.
𝗮/𝗻: this is honestly so dumb but funny so i had to write it 😭 also fun fact peter and i’s birth chart are very similar since we share the same bday hehe
𝘄/𝗰: 0.7k
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it’s the middle of the school day, and peter has spoken a total of ten words to you. you could tell something was bugging him, which usually causes him to be standoffish. you know to give him space when he's like this, so that’s exactly what you did. you would question him later on in the day.
“pete, you haven’t touched your food” you say, finally breaking the silence with him at your lunch table.
“oh... i’m not that hungry. i’m gonna head over to the library” peter replied with a small smile and a kiss to your cheek before getting up to leave, giving you no time to reply.
“what’s wrong with him?” MJ asks with a concerned look on her face.
“i don’t know, he’s been weird all day” ned answered. “y/n you should go check up on him” he suggested to which everyone at your table agreed.
“i’m gonna wait until later on today. he usually likes to be alone when he’s in a mood” you sighed out, wondering what was wrong with him.
school passed by rather slowly without peter being in the mood to make your classes semi-enjoyable for you. you were curious to see if peter would wait for you outside your class when the bell rang so you could walk home together as usual, but to your disappointment, he didn’t. you got a text from him stating “sorry i can’t walk you home today, something important came up”
you would be lying if you said you weren’t upset, but you tried to be as understanding as possible. he’ll talk to you when he’s ready. you replied a quick “it’s okay, call me later” and started your walk home.
when you arrived home, you settled on your bed and waited for peter to call you. his behavior all day made you anxious, unsure if you had done anything to make him upset. to get your mind off things, you watched TV and waited for peter to call you.
one hour went by. then two. then five.
having waited long enough, you finally decided to pick up your phone and call him, but were cut off by a tap on your window. you looked over and saw peter in his suit, causing you to quickly open it for him to come in.
“i’m sorry for acting weird all day” peter cut straight to the point as he took off his suit and settled into pajamas.
“it’s okay, pete. can you tell me what’s wrong though? i’ve been worried for you all day” you tried to say calmly, not trying to be pushy now that he’s finally opening up.
“yeah, it’s just… do you really like me?” he gulped.
you stared at him like he was the dumbest person in the universe.
“of course i do you idiot! why are you even asking me that?” you scoffed out in disbelief. you shower him with affection all the time, what could possibly make him question your love for him?
“well, usually when girls really like someone they ask them for their birth time so they can look at their birth chart. you’ve never once asked me for mine.” peter whimpered out, completely serious.
you didn’t know whether to laugh or yell at him for being so upset over this.
“peter, i cannot believe this is what has your panties in a twist”
“i don’t wear panties!”
you fought the urge to laugh at him once again, and continued on.
“i didn’t ask because already knew your birth time” you giggled.
“you did?” he said with hope and joy filling his eyes.
“yes, peter. the day you took me to your apartment for the first time, i asked may for it when you went to use the bathroom”
“oh” peter chirped, trying and horribly failing to control his giddiness.
“you’re so… different. who gets insecure over someone not asking them for their birth time?” you say, finally being able to make fun of him.
“stop! i always see guys talking about it on tiktok and i felt left out.” peter tried to defend himself with a pout on his face.
“yeah yeah, whatever” you say mockingly as you two sat down on your couch.
“sooooo…. did you like what you saw in my birth chart?”
“yes peter, you’re my favorite leo”
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p3terparker · 3 years
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Hey! Can you write something about Peter being nosy and always wanting to listen to his gfs drama!
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“i was thinking maybe we could order a pizza and watch some movies” peter suggests as he sticks his key into his apartment door for both of you to enter.
“that sounds great! as long as it’s not back to the future. i swear you’ve made me watch that movie like ten times already”
“don’t be dramatic. it was seven times” peter rolls his eyes at you, setting his backpack down on the floor while walking to his couch.
“yeah, like that’s any better” you laugh and join him on the couch. peter ordered the pizza and began his hunt for a movie to watch that you both haven’t already seen before. as you both were discussing which movies look interesting, your phone started to ring. picking it up, you saw that it was betty.
“hey betty, what’s up?” you answered, causing peter to look at you for a split second before returning his attention to the TV in front of him.
“oh my god you’re lying. she did not!” you exclaimed while shifting in your seat. peter turned his gaze towards you again, this time not looking away. he not so subtly moved closer to you to try and listen to whatever drama betty was telling you about. not being able to make out what she was saying – which is seemingly interesting judging by your reaction – peter nudged your shoulder, catching your attention.
“put it on speaker” he mouthed, causing you to silently laugh while obliging.
“and then she hooked up with liz’s boyfriend and lied to her when she was confronted about it” peter heard from the phone, mouth hanging open in shock.
“ask her what liz did” peter mouthed to you again, clearly getting too immersed by this drama.
your entire night went on with peter mumbling things for you to say and giving his input on this entire situation.
“liz deserves so much better than that loser. i can’t believe stacey actually had the audacity to sleep with her friend's boyfriend and then lie about it! i bet she’s gonna try and pretend like nothing happened at school tomorrow” peter rambled after the call ended.
“i see you’re a fan of gossip” you chuckled at peters fascination with the drama he just witnessed.
“not true! i got curious after your dramatic reaction when you first answered the phone” he immediately defended himself.
“okay, then i guess you wouldn’t want to hear the rest of the story from betty tomorrow?” you teased, knowing peter wouldn’t be able to resist this interesting drama.
“you’re right, i won’t even bother wasting my time on petty gossip.” peter said while trying to convince himself he’s not interested.
he was definitely interested.
the next day rolled by quickly and soon enough you were both at your place after school, silently doing your homework together with music playing lowly in the background.
your phone rang, causing peter to perk his head up but quickly put it back down.
“betty! tell me what happened today!” you chirped, knowing you were catching peter’s attention.
“no way! stacey is so messy, i can’t believe her!” you gasped in shock at the information you were receiving. peter was still doing his homework, but you could tell he was trying his best to listen in on your conversation. you internally laughed and started giving more dramatic responses, trying to mess around with peter. it worked, because soon enough peter dropped his pencil and sat beside you with a frown.
“let me listen” he pouted, pleading with you. you put your finger up to your mouth, gesturing for him to be quiet and continued talking to betty.
“wow betty, thanks for filling me in! I’ll talk to you later” you said, causing peter to protest as you hung up the phone.
“why didn’t you let me listen!” peter whined while dramatically flinging his body into your lap.
“i thought you ‘wouldn’t even bother wasting your time on petty gossip’” you continued teasing as you squeezed his cheeks, causing him to whine even louder and roll off of your lap.
“i lied! now fill me in on everything betty told you!” peter urged while sitting up again.
“you’re so nosy” you laughed out before telling him the rest of the story.
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p3terparker · 3 years
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heyyy i don’t know if requests are open or not but i would love if you could write a blurb about the reader introducing peter to her stuffed animals and like calling them their kids and stuff :)
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𝗮/𝗻: okay this is literally so adorable!! also so sorry for getting to this so late, i’ve been busy with ap tests but i’m finally done! this is short but i hope you like it~
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“hey babe?” peter called out to you while you were doing your night routine in your bathroom. you and peter were having your weekly sleepover with each other at your house and he was all settled into your bed, making sure not to squish your hoard of plushies.
“yeah?”
“want to introduce me to your stuffed animals? i’ve seen on tiktok that girls like to do that with their boyfriends and i was wondering if you want to.” peter questioned you cutely while fondling one of your teddy bears on your bed.
that was enough to make you stop what you were doing in the bathroom and come to your bed immediately. you sat yourself in his lap and started with the introductions.
“this is peter jr” you started while holding a spider plushie in your hands. “he’s my favorite one out of all for obvious reasons” you added, causing peters face to form a light pink hue.
“this is candy, the one you bought me not so long ago.” soon enough you went through all of your stuffed animals and finally finished.
“so are these like– are these our kids?” peter asked while turning you in his lap to face him.
“do you want them to be our kids?” you teased with a smirk on your face.
“i totally wouldn’t mind co-parenting. if these are my kids i get to have them on the weekends” he said while holding peter jr in his hands.
“actually wait, i have an idea” peter beamed while grabbing your hands with a smile on his face.
“what is it?”
“why don’t we go to build-a-bear tomorrow and make our own kid? at least until we’re old enough to have real ones.” peter smiled down at you boldly while still holding your hands, making your face turn into a pink hue this time.
“sounds like a plan”
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p3terparker · 3 years
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hi! i saw this prompt somewhere where person A is very gullible and believes any conspiracy theory even if it makes no sense and person B is the one to tell them that it's not real, and i was thinking how peter would defenitely be person A, and i pretty much wanted to request for u to write something like that !
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𝗮/𝗻: i hope u guys know this theory about jb 😭 this request just gave me an idea for a text au so im def gonna start writing it rn tysm anon 💓
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peter is extremely smart​​—everyone knows that. from random little facts to important knowledge for school, he knows it all. however, even though he’s smart, he’s still dumb enough to believe conspiracy theories.
you will admit, some of them do seem true, but the ones peter always tells you about makes absolutely no sense that you almost feel bad for his poor little gullible self.
“oh my god.” you heard peter mutter in disbelief to himself in his bedroom while you were using the bathroom. “BABE COME HERE” peter yelled.
“what is it pete?” you said while drying your hands on your pajama pants and settling onto his bed in a sitting position across from him.
“prepare for what i’m about to tell you. i- i’m in shock right now.” he says, voice shaky.
“what has you so freaked out? you’re scaring me”
“justin bieber is a reptile.” peter says while practically wincing at the words coming out of his mouth. you stared at him for a couple of seconds to see if he was joking, but by the look on his face, you could tell he was completely serious.
“peter you can’t be this gullible!” you say laughing out loud at his accusations.
“y/n i’m serious! look at this video of his eyes!” he exclaims before showing you an extremely low-quality video on his laptop of justin bieber where his eyes look weird. you have to stop yourself from laughing in his face again before trying to calm him down.
“baby, look at me.” you say softly before shutting his laptop and guiding his face to look at yours.
“that video was like negative three pixels. sure, his eyes looked weird but that was probably just because of the quality. justin bieber is not a reptile, peter.”
“how can you be so sure he’s not a reptile? does this mean other celebrities are reptiles too? oh my god, what if the kardashians are! i think i’m going to pass out” peter rambles on and on about celebrities he thinks could be reptiles, causing you to laugh even harder.
“so what if they’re reptiles? you literally know bruce banner, the man who transforms into a giant green monster. you’re not afraid of him, so why be afraid of human-reptile shapeshifters?” you say logically, trying to calm his nerves since his mind is set that 90% of celebrities are reptiles.
“you’re right. i just hope they’re not like trying to overthrow the government or anything. that’d be pretty scary” peter envisions with chills running down his spine.
“can you please sleep over? i’m scared i’m going to have nightmares about reptilian justin bieber trying to beat me up or something”
“of course i’ll sleep over. you really need to stop watching conspiracy videos though, they freak you out too much.” you say while thinking of the countless times peter has spazzed out over other dumb theories that make zero sense.
“okay mom”
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