#please tell me i'm funny

[thecrimsonrainthatseekstheflower]

#tgcf #hualian #xie lian #hua cheng #mei nianqing #meme #please tell me i'm funny #heaven official's blessing #guoshi does not approve #shitpost

[lycandolences]

let them have a little whimsy. As a treat

#trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #trigun fanart #please tell me I'm funny #my art

[thecrowperson]

Kaidou manga panels I like: (pt 36)

A Grave Mistake: feat. Nendou and Saiki

From: vol 2 ch 16

#saiki k #tdlosk #shun kaidou #kaidou shun #riki nendou #nendou riki #kusuo saiki #saiki kusuo #a “grave” mistake haha get it guys? #I'm really proud of that one even tho it was probably really obvious #please tell me I'm funny

[stardustmuseum]

my mom didn’t appreciate my joke enough for me 😔

#jokes #dumb jokes #tumblr memes #memes #please tell me i'm funny #cottagecore #american #english #british #england #british accent #english accents #yes i know the difference pls don’t fight me

[justhyperfixations]

They found Snape bothering Lily 👀

You know that scene from bullet train? The meme from tiktok? Lemon and tangerine? Yeah, this is basically it but prongs and padfoot.

#please tell me i'm funny #prongsie #padfoot #james potter #james potter fanart #sirius black fanart #sirius black #marauders fanart #marauders era #marauders

[sweetpea394]

The lakes oh you mean my lakes the bonus track I adored before Taylor announced the new album. . . We like the lakes now?

#taylor swift #ttpd #the tortured poets department #taylornation #ts11 #the lakes #Acquired muses like bruises #Everyone is analyzing the lakes since the new album is the lakes coded #But i adored the lakes before it was cool #My fav song from folklore is the least streamed one #But now everyone is quoting the lakes #why am i like this #Please tell me I'm funny

[autismbotsrollout]

Getting tormented by a 50 year old man (my father) is going to do wonders for my character development I'm sure. (I'm hoping)

#actually dissociative #actually adhd #osdd system #actually plural #osdd tag #osdd community #traumagenic osdd #childhood trauma #Please tell me I'm funny

[dream-gate]

Need me a freak like this

#you know #because I'm #unhinged #hahaha #please tell me I'm funny

[darby-crash-bandicoot]

While I fully appreciate its tying into the themes prevalent throughout the film- the inherent cruelty of wealth, “there’s always a bigger predator”, even the innate emptiness of so many of his interactions- the scene where Goncharov’s eating shark fin and explains to Andrey that sharks actually have extremely smooth skin is really notable as an accurate depiction of marine physiognomy from the 1970s. 

#goncharov #unreality #please tell me i'm funny

[bubblingsteam]

dilf twink and his drop dead gorgeous wife (+their daughters). Also they're t4t its canon kui told me herself

#I'm so invested in their relationship its not even funny #the divorced couple ever #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #chilchuck's wife #meijack #flertom #puckpatty #did you know they were childhood friends...?...? #KUI WHATS SHE LIKE #TELL ME MORE ABOUT THEM PLEASE #pLEASE #chilchuck is so hard to draw btw #and for what #my art

[hypewinter]

Danny is reading peacefully in his new room at Wayne Manor when there's suddenly a commotion outside his door. Next thing he knows Bruce comes storming through the door.

"Danny did you lie to me about your past!?" he asked calmly.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #hyper prompts #why yes i do think i'm funny #thank you for asking #but seriously don't you think bruce and dumbledore are similar in a lot of ways? #btw please tell me y'all get the meme #this will be infinitely less funny if you don't get the meme #and then i'll cry #and neither of us wants that #so please tell me you get the meme

[royalarchivist]

Mine: Refer to me however you want!

Mike: Yeah, for me too. I think I use all pronouns too.

[They high-five and fist-bump each other]

Mine:

[via @barbmine]

#Mine #Barbmine #Mikethelink #Mike #I LOVE THEMMMMMMMMMMM THEY'RE SO FUNNY #Mine funniest person alive fr #also YOOOO LETS GO?????? #I didn't know Mike was ok with any pronouns #and Mine too??? that's awesome! #Also for those who don't know: Mine is Mike's wife! #They're both bi #They're so cool I wanna have a silly sweet partnership like this someday *clenches fist and stares off into the sunset* #As per usual: not a native Portuguese speaker so can't translate the full thing #please feel free to hop in with translations and/or corrections! #Though I'm pretty confident about these. Wouldn't post it if I wasn't #I'll be real idk how to translate viado LMAO #It's like. Not what google translate will tell you it means #idk imo I think ''homo'' sounds right but ONCE AGAIN: I'm not a Portuguese speaker #Poor Mine I laughed when she first posted this image ages ago and I replied to her saying it gave me a good laugh and she was like #''WAIT I PROMISE IT DOESN'T MEAN WHAT GOOGLE TRANSLATE SAYS IT MEANS'' #it's all good Mine I'm bi too I am not phased lmao #I don't personally use that word but I do not care when other queer folks use it

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Just found out Miguel O'Hara is in fact a Geneticist instead of an Astrophysicist.

And I-

'Prodigy level' 😭😭 girl kiss my ass that means nothing

Honestly that's like that girl on TikTok who started digging a tunnel system under her suburban home only to reveal months later that she is in fact a computer engineer rather than an architectural one

but she still thinks that she's qualified to excavate tons of rock from the stone under her house despite the fact that things keep going wrong and said mine is literally filling with water at a rapid pace

Do you know that girl?

Kinda like how Miguel thinks that because he made himself genetically Spiderman he now understands all of the laws of the universe and can prove String Theory even though things keep going wrong and anamolies keep happening

This y'all leader?? You expect me to believe this mfer is educated in magnetohydrodynamics? That man can't tell an astropartical from a cosmic ray are you kidding me

but he's like no... My calculations.. the little glowing lesbian (affectionate) in my watch told me this one black kid in brooklyn broke the universe so it MUST be true also I am very smart

#I hope you read this in Miles voice #please tell me you know what girl I'm talking about #PLEASE IT'S SO FUNNY #she has a MINECART #Sis said fuck Microsoft and started playing Minecraft irl #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #miguel ohara

[sergle]

My little brother (before any of us knew your blog) saw your pic and mid beating off to it our mom walked in and he was really embarrassed and told her that you were his long distance girlfriend because he didnt want her to think he was disrespecting women and so every once in a while our mom will ask how you're doing and he'll use updates you post like naming hugo (this has been going on a while) ect BUT ONE DAY (during your nutting/anti depressant era) mom asked him if you were doing okay transitioning your meds and he hadnt ever said anything about that. She's been stringing my little brother around and the look of horror on his face was HILARIOUS. Anyway. Mom, if you see this im sorry for exposing our family can we please have lasagna for dinner im tired of spinach. Im not sorry for exposing you Mikey💅

#TELL ME THIS ISN'T A REAL STORY TELL ME YOU MADE THIS UP BC IT WOULD BE FUNNY #PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'M ON MY DEATHBED RN. this CAN'T be right... #there's no chance. there are so many better things to jack off to so that has to debunk this #and there's no way Someone's Mom follows my tumblr. PLEASE. HELP #sergle answers

[my-name-is-apollo]

Broke: solar eclipse is Artemis yelling at Apollo in front of the whole world for doing something stupid

Woke: solar eclipse is Artemis T-posing in front of Apollo to assert dominance

#Apollo #Artemis #please tell me I'm not the only who doesn't find the first joke as funny #like first of all #Apollo is the smart twin #and we know what happened the last time Artemis yelled at him in front of everyone #(Hera beat the shit out of her) #second of all #one of the wishes she asks from Zeus is that she should have just as many titles as Apollo #asserting dominance since they were kids lmao #shitpost #mine #the twins

[vcrnons]

TRUTH or DARE : look at the camera lovingly with your honey dipped eyes. you cannot laugh.

bonus, starring the three guys who were not paid enough to witness this:

#dk #dokyeom #lee seokmin #seokmin #lee dokyeom #seventeen #svt #seventeen gifs #userirlvernon #*mine #my gif #if this flops i'll deactivate /j #please someone come tell me i'm funny thanks <3 #......./hj #would you believe me if i said originally i had plans for a vernon gifset and got sidetracked by this loser (affectionate) #such is the way when ur also a massive fucking loser