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gavetawrtes · 7 months
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how do i make myself a non safe space for 40 yr old men. like i no longer wish to know of their sexual experiences with other men and how that does or does not make them a specific sexuality. i want to opt out of that experience. do not tell me. i dont wanna know. yes i believe you you are straight. i never doubted u. pls leave.
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foggy-milk · 1 year
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IM CRYIN
the bots have evolved to sending inappropriate videos in asks
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cloud-ya · 2 months
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outcast of the village
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atalana · 2 months
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the curse of adhd:
i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text
i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text
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669ratz · 1 year
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frankly think a lot of glados android designs are kinda bland so I present to u whatever the fuck this is
(edit: yes i know its not an android technically. u can now stop saying this.)
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glo-shroom · 3 months
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yes & no by Natalie Wee | Trigun Ultimate Overhaul
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im a simple guy! i think about puppy Barnaby. i promptly explode into bloody heart-shaped confetti
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tokyo-terror · 1 year
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request 🚨
Hey there, just thinking about how the 141 + Vaqueros would react to (reader) wearing one of their big shirts, perhaps only with underwear underneath, maybe not even that. 👀 I’m not particular about the gender of (reader) insert so whatever is cool.
guess who's my fav after this 🙏 also ill def do the vaqueros in a p.2 i just have a big headache 😿 <3 enjoy fr
cw: suggestive themes 😟 , gn reader (no specified genitalia yw)
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simon "ghost" riley:
☆ genuinely doesn't mean to leave his clothes around your house, he thinks that they're a bit too .. "ghost" for you
☆ that being said, he loves the ghost look on you. in general starts clinging to your waist when you have anything of his on, especially any long sleeves he has
☆ underwear on or not man is between your thighs, this is the definition of oral fixation . i don't make the rules
☆ he likes leaving marks that most can't see, but absolutely loves the marks that everyone else will see. your relationship with him may not be the most out there, but he loves having ppl know that you're somebody's and not theirs
john "soap" mactavish:
☆ actually the exact opposite of ghost, subtly leaves clothes around for you to wear. the kind of guy to hint at it too
☆ "hey haha did yk that my shirts are reallyyyy comfortable .. 👁" is ecstatic when you actually do wear his clothes, but doesn't show his excitedness until you end up in his lap
☆ this guy is literally the most waist/hip guy ive ever seen, his hands are up your shirt grabbing at anything he can. leaves small bruises from his fingers digging in a lot
☆ tries not to leave any marks that can't be hidden by the shirt, being visible is nice to him but knowing that they're in other places that people can't see is what rlly gets him
kyle "gaz" garrick:
☆ doesn't really think about you in his clothes until it actually happens, he tends to be a lot more reserved in sexual aspects unless it's actually time to do it
☆ he realizes his love for his clothes on you when it's the morning after a welcome home gift. you wearing his shirt + underwear is his favorite thing now
☆ this is the real freak within him 😿 he wraps his arms around you and tries to sweet talk you into more rounds, stares you down while you make him eat before more
☆ accidental biter, leaves bite marks all over your chest and neck when you let him under the shirt. he's lost in the sauce now
john price:
☆ i said this before and ill say it again, old man rizz ‼️‼️ he's open about a lot of things with you, including how he likes you wearing his clothes
☆ adores and borderline worships you whenever you indulge him. is instantly all over you when you're in just his shirt, even more pleased by the lack of everything else
☆ biggest tease ever though, can't help but deny any direct contact until you're either begging or about to slap that dumb hat off his head
☆ not really intense marker but biting is his thing, the occasional deep bite mark on your inner thigh or just right under your ribcage are his favorite places
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nuppu-nuppu · 4 months
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Blue and red are my least favorite colors Idk how this happened
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padfoot-lupin77 · 6 days
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The most unrealistic thing in Dead Boy Detectives wasn’t the demons or the magic or the cats, it was the fact that a creature who has only ever lived as a fucking crow, upon being turned human, had social skills far better than mine, at-least-average flirting skills and didn’t have a single identity crisis. All while being a teenager.
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mechanicalinfection · 9 months
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He gets a little quirky at night.
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shinbine · 8 months
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Ezra, solidly 17, on the Chimera with Thrawn, arriving to an unknown world:
Thrawn:
Ezra:
Thrawn: Can you get off my ship at least.
Ezra:
Ezra: Yeah okay I’ll go make friendship necklaces with the crabs.
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falsehero · 10 months
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"it's time, maestro."
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drurrito · 2 years
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this is now a LeanBeefPatty stan account no I will not be taking questions or criticism at this time
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nosfelixculpa · 2 months
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cloud: weehee silly time tifa with a spray gun: DOWN BOY
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prettybard · 2 years
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everyone shut up and look at marwa
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