#poor melanie

[teecupangel]

Have you ever played... Huniepop? An AC game in Huniepop style would be fun.

I saw a free uncensored version but I’m totally not sure if that website is legit because, from what I could see, Huniepop is not free in Stream so, like… I don't wanna risk it unless someone can verify that the free version is legit.

Although, I did check the wiki and it’s part dating sim, part three tiles match if I’m correct?

And all I can think about is…

“Hey, Ubisoft would probably make a low effort version of that. They’re already rumored to be making 11 Assassin’s Creed games anyway.”

It really says something about how I feel for Ubisoft as a company that a three tile dating sim game for Assassin’s Creed characters?

I would be ‘wtf’ but I won’t be surprised XD

Anyway, so let’s talk about how this might work. (Ubisoft, if you’re, on the off chance, actually reading this, go ahead, man, use this idea if you want, just, like, add Desmond AND Callum, you cowards)

First of all, it’s gotta be an Abstergo ploy.

They saw how much simping was happening for their History’s Hitmen sub-series of ‘Animus: History is Our Playground’ series and they’re so livid that their Fallen Heroes Series is just ‘meh’. Like, Haytham Kenway is the ones getting simped on the levels of the ‘protagonists’ of History’s Hitmen and there’s a lot of fans who is like “but what if he was an Assassin?” or “what if he reconciled with his son?” so Haytham Kenway is like the blacksheep of Abstergo Entertainment.

Out of… well, no one would call it desperation but Abstergo Entertainment’s profits had been ‘disappointing’ so they’re currently developing more than 10 Animus games!

During that development period, they decided to just put out a low effort three tile game with dating sim elements.

Why is it low effort?

Because it uses the actual data taken from the memories of the Animus and used that to ‘create’ the avatars. No testing if this wouldn’t bite them in the ass later or if the Animus can even do such a thing.

They got a lot of flack for it being online-only game but the dating sim elements certainly became the hook because it’s set for voice recognition and the avatars seemed to actually be understanding them.

It became a hit.

And, of course, History’s Hitmen gets a lot of ‘players’.

And that’s when a lot of players notice it.

Sometimes, an avatar who looks a lot like Altaïr and Ezio would greet them to tell them that Altaïr or Ezio or Ratonhnhaké:ton is busy at the moment.

Sometimes he appears in Edward and Haytham as well but he’s mostly seen in those three.

Mostly they assume he was meant to be a ‘message’ about how there’s a lot of server requests since he appears on the ones that have a lot of ‘players’.

Then posts start popping up on how you can actually talk and interact with that messenger. And he also has his own three tile game which he talks about, even giving suggestions or asking what this or that powerup do.

And the rumors start circulating.

He was meant to be the tutorial.

He was actually a secret avatar.

All the while, Abstergo Entertainment is quietly panicking.

Because that low effort three tile dating sim game?

It’s disappeared from their computers.

It’s in the servers but they can’t find it.

They can’t even shut it down.

And that day the ‘game’ disappeared in their computers…

All of Sample 17’s data also disappeared.

#dun dun dun #abstergo entertainment gone and fucked up #poor melanie #they’re keeping it quiet because for now #because how the hell are they even going to explain it to the higher ups? #melanie has informed the inner sanctum though #and everyone’s like ‘???’ #ac dating sim #i guess? #ngl #i really wanna try it out but i don’t have extra funds to actually buy the game :( #so i was wondering if anyone can confirm if that free version is legit #anyway #usual tags #assassin's creed #desmond miles #fic idea: assassin's creed #teecup writes/has a plot

[countably-infinite-rats]

i cant help but read "tma" as trauma

#appropriate for the characters ig #poor jon #poor martin #fuck you elias #poor melanie #i could go on but im tired #tma #the magnus archives

[murderandcoffee]

elias bouchard is like hey you’re being kind of a bad employee rn 🫤 1 million points psychic damage

#tma #the magnus archives #magpod #elias bouchard #poor melanie and martin. so much psychic damage #bs.txt

[that-angry-noldo]

the comments under tma episodes annoy me so much sometimes ngl. "nobody trusts jon" "everybody hates jon for things he didn't do" "jon is trying to be better and everyone just cuts him off :(" yeah it's almost like the characters were put through extreme traumatic events, environment where they can die any minute to some horrible awful power, and have been methodically stripped of trust and safety. god damn why can't people treat basira and melanie with the same amount of empathy they treated jon back in season 2

#jonathan sims #basira hussain #melanie king #the magnus archives #tma #jon: has a traumatic event which leaves him paranoid and leads to him stalking people pushing people away etc #the fandom: oh no poor baby he needs therapy and a nap #melanie and basira: experience traumatic event that leads to them being angry and mistrusting and are changing in ways they don't want to #fandom: ew they're so mean someone needs to stand up to them

[skribbzy]

Wanted to share this drawing I finished early this morning!

Something you might not know about me (unless you've been on my twitter lol) is that I LOVE melanie martinez. I've been a long time fan of hers since 2016 and she's just amazing waaaa 💕💓💓💓

#melanie martinez #fanart #ily mel #stream portals<33 #digital art #art #i wanna go to her concerts but im POOR #melanie portals

[fullsaw]

Wait wait wait martin gets reoccuring jon nightmare as well but he doesnt tell anyone

#he told his statement way back in season 1 #THATS LIKE 4 YEARS OF NIGHTMARES UNTIL THE EYEPOCALYPSE #poor guy #same with melanie tbf but shes pretty vocal about it #magpod #tma #the magnus archives #martin blackwood

[shmunter]

“who’s implanting these horrific memories in my head and traumatizing me?!”

elias bouchard:

#the magnus archives #elias bouchard #elias bitchard #i love that thats a tag djdjdj #this image was so funny i had to use it #sjjdjdjd #but yeah #watched s2 episode 106 #poor melanie :(((( #ery scared to see who else he uses this power on now

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Daisy: Basira, why did you gave Melanie a knife?

Basira: She was feeling unsafe.

Daisy: Well now I'm feeling unsafe.

Basira: *matter of factly* No, you're not.

Daisy: *pouts*

Basira: Do you want a knife?

Daisy: YES! : )

.

Martin: Heeeey, Basira, my friend, long time no see. I made some fresh new tea for you, do you fancy Almond? I can make a different type if you preffer. I'll even make *shudders in disgust* Oolong.

Basira: You just want a knife, don't you?

Martin: *sheepshly* Yeah.

Basira: *rolls her eyes* Here.

Martin: Nice : ) Thank you! : D

.

Jon: Why does EVERYONE on the archives has a knife but me? That's terrifying.

Basira: You can handle it.

Jon: At least two of this people have already stabbed me!!! Please give me a knife for self-defense.

Basira: Sorry, out of knifes, better luck next time.

#soon all three of them will have stab poor jon #basira is a good gf/friend when not being paranoid nor an enabler #so basically when she isn't thinking like a cop #tma #the magnus archives #martin knife blackwood #martin blackwood #daisy tonner #i can't think about daisy without the song about her wiki #because that's me #all cops are bastard but also i'm gay #daisy pre and post buried #basira hussain #i think she is very interressing as a characther and i feel I can like and dislike her at onde #melanie baker #she is only mencioned but this is a knife post and she is martin's pal on the knife squad

[connorconsumestrousers]

my mta !!

interests under the cut !!

hehehoohoo 😸

#i redid my old one bc it was awful #now its . more accurate and better !!! #yayyy #the stanley parable #we bare bears #meet the artist #mta #superliminal #tspud #tsp #spiderman #melanie martinez #poor mans poison #gabriel templar #tally hall #jhariah #inside job #moral orel #cuphead #bobs burgers #will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #blake robinson synthetic orchestra #miracle musical #chase petra #everybody's worried about owen #fish in a birdcage

[autoneurotic]

i love alice daisy tonner so much i’m going. to throw up

#roger wilco mizzzzzz king!!!! god i LOVE her…. #i have always loved basira and melanie and daisy but it’s like hitting so hard this time round. my girls…… #poor daisy ): poor basira………

[dozyrogue]

I'm poor and cannot get into this Melanie Martinez Trilogy tour

IF YOU'RE GOING PLEASE I NEED TO LIVE THROUGH YOU I CANT HANDLE THIS

#melanie martinez #it sucks ass being poor

[belethlegwen]

The Rescue - Chp 48 - A Wrench In The Plans

Good morning everyone <3

I hope your weeks have been as good as they can be! We finally have sunny skies and warm weather here after weeks so cold and dreary it was finally starting to get to me emotionally as well as the massive energy drain. 22C right now with a little haze from the Quebec wildfire smoke finally reaching us, but I'll take it.

The latest chapter of The Rescue is now available for your enjoyment <3 Thank you all again for reading, liking, commenting and sharing! The morning "You've got Kudos!" emails bring smiles to my face every day and I can't tell you all how much it means that these silly little stories matter to other people, even a little. Thank you all so much <3

Hope you all enjoy it! And please have the greatest weekends the universe will allow you <3

Much love,

~ Belle

#g/t writing #g/t author #g/t #giant/tiny #gentle giantess #giant tiny #gtauthor #gt #Listen there is sometimes a theme re: fears #I've had some nightmares in my day ok #this poor lad #The Rescue #Melanie/Henry #between grief and everything else going on #sure just toss in some casual terror and pain #He'll be alright #if he lets himself anyway

[mediocre-noodle]

poor jon man

he spent so long paranoid and not trusting anyone and now that he’s lost some of the only people who can properly understand his situation he’s trying so hard to be there for who’s left but they don’t want it

dude cant catch a break :((

#tma liveblog #tma 128 #melanie hates him basira doesnt trust anyone anymore and martin’s off doing god knows what #poor jon

[stabtunes]

CAN’T YOU SEE? i only want the one’s who never see me. but i’m happy; i love playin’ these games until my heart bleeds. it bleeds jelly, ‘cause you don’t want someone to eat your cookie— can someone please find him for me, find him for me?

#d’arcy bloom #my poor girl :( #her parents r so awful #d’arcy bloom my girl #resident alien #resident alien is lowk good #d’arcy & asta my favs #she’s so pretty #gingerbread man #melanie martinez

[acearohippo]

Wtf is this. What the FU*CK is this supposed to be??

And there is a gif of this and IT DOESN'T CLEAR ANYTHING UP OH GODS WHAT IS IT

WHAT IS HAPPENING. WAIT. WHY. LILLITH GAMES/FARLIGHT GAMES FOR WHHHHYYYYY?? 😨😨 Y'all could've chosen ANYTHING to use as an Emoji for Tang Xuan but this DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK drawing made the cut???

Why is the beam hitting THERE? Stare at it too long and it looks like it's moving AWAY FROM THERE. He looks like he's having the time of his life 🥵😩😳

Meanwhile, they made the conscious decision to draw the n!pples onto Li Ling 😭🤣

I was actually trying to find out just where all of this is taking place (country, Nation, whatever. I didn't find it) and came across these downloadable emojis and avatars and Tang Xuan's emoji is making me lose my sanity.

Here's more of these emojis, they're all adorable and NOT questionable.

All of which can be found on the dislyte official page under the goodies section

#the hippo speaks #dislyte #li ling #tang xuan #raven dislyte #drew dislyte #melanie dislyte #dislyte official emojis #someone turn the poor boy's v!brat0r off #li ling WOULD frequent mosh pits

[loserchildhotpants]

i have had a bad day

#melanie lives #my vibes have been rancid all day #friend is upset w me and won’t tell me what I did that upset them #fear response is strong!!! #also I’m hella fuckin poor #it’s gonna be like $600 for my fuckin neuropsych testing #therapy has been effective lately which also means I’m feeling skinless and fucked up #dreading Mother’s Day which my email is reminding me of every day #merry has another 6 week round of antibiotics and painkillers to go and idk how to afford that either #and I feel terrible that he’s in discomfort and I can’t fix it #ugh feeling defeated and Bad