#professor binns

[whorecrux-of-slytherin]

Draco Malfoy x y/n (Slytherin Reader) one shot

SUMMARY: Draco relentlessly flirts with y/n even if it annoys her.

WARNING: none other than the fact that this is not proof read.

It was late afternoon after lunch break and Y/n was noting down points on a piece of parchment while professor Prof.Binns went on droning about the 'Medieval Assembly of European Wizards'. Most students find History of Magic to be exasperating but it's mostly because of Prof.Binn's teaching techniques.

Regardless of how boring it may seem, y/n makes it a point to give her 100% in class. She was concentrating so sincerely that she failed to notice a certain platinum haired boy glancing her way every few minutes. As the class went on, Prof. Binns decided to halt the lecture to let the students read and review the material before proceeding further . As she continued to read through her textbook, a charmed paper swan flew over her head and landed right on the page she was reading. She looked up and around to see who levitated it towards her and saw the group of infamous Slytherins laughing- Malfoy, Zabini, Parkinson , Nott, Crabbe and Goyle. She immediately knew it was their doing. Draco was waiting for her to look in his direction and now that she did he winked at her and shouted across the class " go on darling, read it" ; only for his friends to howl and make funny noises. Y/n got irritated so she rolled her eyes at him and grabbed the paper swan to crush it into a paper ball and chuck it at him. Soon the class ended but only after Prof.Binns had given them an essay as homework.

Y/n slung her bag on her shoulder and carried her extra books with her arms & exited the classroom to head to the courtyard since it was her last lecture of the day. Draco immediately followed her out of the class to catch up and annoy her. "Uff, that looks heavy; lemme carry them for you sweetheart" he tries to snatch the books in her arms. Y/n gets irritated " Don't you have somebody else to bother Malfoy?". "Actually, I do but you're far more interesting and also pretty cute to look at" he replies with a grin and tries to snatch her books again. This time y/n stops in her tracks and pulls Draco down by his tie to look into his eyes "Back off Draco". This makes him grin wider and he lets out a whistle while looking her up and down " ooh... feisty". Y/n blushes at the action and immediately releases his tie and walks away while Draco just stands there grinning like a fool in satisfaction.

Later that night y/n entered back in the Slytherin common room after having finished with her dinner and decided to sit on one of the couches near the fireplace. She was reading a magazine that she found on one of the coffee tables when she felt the couch sink beside her and an arm around the back of the sofa where she sat. She immediately recognised who it was just by the smell of expensive cologne. " What do you want now Malfoy?" she said without looking up from the page. "What? Can I not just spend some time trying to make acquaintances with fellow house mates?" he mockingly replied. Y/n decided to ignore him altogether and Draco got the hint but he wasn't satisfied with the interaction just yet, so he started to play with her hair. This made y/n's blood boil and she swatted his hand away and he let out a chortle. "You have nice hair" he said. "Oh why thank you Mr.Malfoy. It's an honour to get complimented by the ferret boy with slimey hair" she replied with a sarcastic smile. Draco pulled a face at this but laughed it off. Y/n shut the magazine and stood up and walked towards the stairs leading to the girl's dormitories when she heard "Goodnight darling!". She turned the corner as she secretly smiled at his antics and yelled back "Goodnight ferret boy!"

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[fuokir]

Favorite class of Aena and Ominis :'DD

#professor binns #ominis gaunt #aena cowell #hogwarts legacy #hphl #hphl mc #hogwarts legacy mc #ominis x mc #ominis gaunt x reader #ominis gaunt x mc #ominis x reader

[hoarding-niffler]

If I remember correctly, you can find a letter from Black addressed to the teachers. They asked for the option to have a little get-together. I don’t want to go into detail about how restrictive Black’s reply was but instead, talk about how the teachers get along and--just like students--have little gatherings; probably on the upper floors of The Three Broomsticks if Black isn’t permitting happenings within Hogwarts (which seems impossible, he cannot possibly have his eyes on them all the time, he naps every hour). 

And let me tell you, I bet it gets *wild*. 

Professor Fig can hold his drink. He, Professor Ronen and Madam Kogawa will engage in little drinking games (Ronen will fall asleep after his second butterbeer). It’s like their own personal teacher-bingo. Will Professor Onai worry about Natsai again and leave early? Will she talk about dark things to come? Bottoms up!

Professor Shah and Howin will talk about the particular importance of the night sky not only for humans but for beasts as well (especially mooncalves and their magical dances), and forget everything around them. 

Professor Binns rambles on and on about how every beam in the room has a particular history and nobody listens to him. He doesn’t seem to mind. 

Professor Hecat, Garlick and Sharp are the gossip trio. Hecat hears all kinds of things about their students and she will absolutely ‘share with the class’. Sharp will try to predict the profession students might end up in while Garlick and Hecat take bets on their student’s love life. It’s only after at least half a bottle of firewhisky that Sharp will join in with frighteningly accurate guesses.

#teachers are only humans #headcanon #hogwarts legacy #teachers #Professor fig #professor ronen #madam kogawa #professor onai #professor shah #professor howin #professor binns #professor hecat #professor garlick #professor sharp #aesop sharp

[charmedimsure]

fuck it, hogwarts legacy as vines part 3

part 1 || part 2

#hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy shitpost #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #sebastian sallow #garreth weasley #leander prewett #aesop sharp #ominis gaunt #natsai onai #natty onai #everett clopton #mc #hogwarts legacy mc #vine compilation #vine #harry potter #anne sallow #professor sharp #professor binns

[deathlysallows]

Ominis startled awake by Professor Binns 🤭

#Ominis gaunt #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy screenshots #slytherin #professor binns #history of magic

[oh-my-wolfstar]

Wolfstar kiss head cannon

As we all know, history of Magic is the most boring class at Hogwarts so Sirius never pays any attention (except on full moons so he can take notes for Remus)

He usually spends his time in class styling his hair; like french braiding, etc. When he's finished whatever style he has done he will turn to Remus and ask him how it looks

In the beginning Remus tries to ignore Sirius but soon he's giving Sirius whispered compliments and feedback.

Pretty soon he's even giving Sirius directions when Sirius is doing his hair because he doesn't have a mirror

After a while Sirius starts to wonder why Remus puts up with his constant interruptions to class when he's normally so serious about his studies

But what Sirius doesn't know is that Remus finds Sirius playing with his hair is extremely attractive (although he finds everything Sirius does extremely attractive) though he would never say that to Sirius and risk ruining their friendship

What Remus doesn't know is that Sirius' hairstyling might not be entirely boredom, its also a bit of a ploy for Remus' attention because Sirius is also super into Remus

And so one day Sirius has done his hair up in this beautiful braided look and turns to show Remus except Remus is already staring at him and both boys start blushing

Then Remus notices that a strand of Sirius' hair has come loose so he reaches out and tucks it behind his ear without thinking

Now both boys are blushing hard and Remus is still holding Sirius' face in his hand

And neither boy is sure who makes the first move but suddenly they're full on making out in the middle of history of magic

They're only broken apart by James whistling and grinning like a lunatic which finally gets professor Binns' attention.

Sirius and Remus get detention for a week for disturbing the class but it's totally worth it.

#james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #remus x sirius #kisses #gay kiss #harry potter #marauders #headcanon #hc #wolfstar headcanon #wolfstar fluff #first kiss #history of magic #professor binns #hp fandom #hogwarts

[celestemagnoliathewriter]

More Artbreeder images of professors from reddit - so cool. This is a few of the ones I thought were best. There was no Remus Lupin though :(

#albus percival wulfric brian dumbledore #albus dumbledore #severus snape #minerva mcgonagall #cuthbert binns #professor binns #professor mcgonagall #professor dumbledore #professor snape

[indigobackfire]

Memes for the professors

#professor binns #albus dumbledore #minerva mcgonagall #severus snape #memes #Hphm #shitposting

[dragoneyes618]

In-universe, how is it that no one knows of Credence/Aurelius? Surely he would have come up at some point in Magical History? Obscurials are rare, yet alone one that survived to adulthood. The incident in New York alone should have put him in Wizarding history forever, let alone his role in the war with Grindelwald and the events of Bhutan. Not to mention he turns out to be Dumbledore’s nephew - Dumbledore becomes famous after defeating Grindelwald, Credence should have been mentioned at some point at least in passing.

Consider, though, that he is well-known, and people have heard of him.

Only they’ve only heard the name of Credence Barebone, and nobody’s heard of Aurelius Dumbledore.

Or vice versa - people have heard of Aurelius Dumbledore; his identity as Credence Barebone is unknown.

Or maybe people have heard of Aurelius Dumbledore (an illegitimate son of Aberforth Dumbledore who died young. Aberforth doesn’t like to talk about him. Aberforth doesn’t like to talk about most things, really.) and also Credence Barebone (the American Obscurial who joined Grindelwald but defected) but they haven’t connected the two. They don’t know that they’re one and the same.

Or maybe Credence did come up in Magical History but Binns’ class is mind-numbingly boring so nobody remembered him.

#fantastic beasts headcanons #fantastic beasts and where to find them #the crimes of grindelwald #the secrets of dumbledore #credence barebone #aurelius dumbledore #aberforth dumbledore #gellert grindelwald #Albus Dumbledore #magical history #professor binns #obscurials

[somesnapefan2]

Part5 of These slytherins:

#hp #harry potter #young slytherins #severus snape #young severus #lucius malfoy #young lucius #narcissa black #narcissa malfoy #young narcissa #hannah brown #young hannah #evan rosier #young evan #bellatrix lestrange #bellatrix black #young bellatrix #professor mcgonagall #albus dumbledore #professor binns

[fog-and-rust]

Hogwarts Legacy as stuff I heard real people say (or Incorrect Quotes Part 6)

Somehow it turned out to be mostly teachers' edition.

Professor Fig [if we roleplay as evil]: MC, of course, I wanted you to socialize, but not so fast and not using this obscene language.

***

About Sebastian's questline: Where there is amor (love), there is also sangre (blood) and muerte (death).

***

Professor Hecat [to Sebastian and Leander]: The percentage of how much you both show off doesn't interest me like at all

***

[About the fact that there's no romance in the game]

Some people are like Aurora Borealis: beautiful and unattainable

***

My Hufflepuff!MC *trying to break into Ravenclaw common room*: This quest is certainly NOT for Dora the Explorer

***

Any of our classmates [at any moment]: Today my inner demons are especially unsinkable.

***

[When Professor Fig distracted the Hedmaster so that we could impersonate him]

And so they went to have a drink and lie face down in one and the same bowl of salad...

***

Keepers' portraits, if they visit their smaller portraits: My astral body doesn’t fit in here

***

Ominis: Where is my wand? I don’t know, where the people who irritate me are, so I can’t direct my hate accurately enough

[A few moments later]

Ominis [about Duncan Hobhouse]: Finally, the object of hatred is located

***

Keepers' advice to MC before the trials: Die, but don't surrender.

***

Professor Binns: And from now on all mistakes will be part of your own biography

***

My Hufflepuff!MC [about the House-Elf Recipe Book near Common room entrance]: I have a food encyclopaedia which I reread whenever I'm feeling down.

***

MC, after completing Merlin Trials: After you complete each of them, you'll master Zen and understand, what it all was about

***

[About lack of curfew and the fact that teachers' assignments require us to do very morally questionable things]

They were very children-oriented but if a child went to the Forbidden forest it was NOT a problem

***

Professor Fig [whenever Headmaster Black gives him another task]: Would you mind if we cancel the lesson?

Students: We mourn and run away.

***

MC, about some of the puzzles: It's like teaching Chomping Cabbages to play gobstones on a snake-like instrument

***

MC, sprinting past prefects: I'm not running, I'm being late

***

Ominis: Have you finished your homework?

Sebastian [after training Confringo]: Not yet. Magma is flowing in my veins. Wait a bit.

***

MC, to Sebastian and Ominis [after their questline]: I wish us to be friends till the end of death.

#hogwarts legacy #incorrect quotes #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #professor fig #sebastian sallow #professor hecat #phineas nigellus black #percival rackham #charles rookwood #niamh fitzgerald #san bakar #ominis gaunt #duncan hobhouse #professor binns #hogwarts legacy mc

[aficionadoenthusiast]

I've seen some dumbledore defenders saying that a reason people don't like him is they were disillusioned from his apparent omnipotence

but if you think about it, that's really his unravelling because this realization allows people to fully realize his incompetence as a leader

cause legit, there's so much he seriously dropped the ball on:

the prophecy

hiring decent teachers (snape, trelawney, binns, most of the DADA teachers...)

lockhart (dude deserves his own bullet point, the dipshit)

figuring out the real traitor

taking james' invisibility cloak at the worst possible time

his own hubris

grindelwald

making sure harry's living arrangements were not, you know, abusive

literally tom riddle's first and second rise to power. if the wizarding wars were wwi, riddle is germany and dumbledore is the uk and france relying on hope and prayer that voldemort is following the treaty of versailles (edit: i do not support the analogy of death eaters to nazis; this metaphor is specifically referencing this one event in history)

opening hogwarts up to ministry influence, not once, not twice, but four times throughout the series

and we know none of this was just lack of experience or naivety/gullibility because he made the exact same mistakes multiple times throughout a nearly 80 year period - it's hard to believe this kind of repetition wasn't on purpose - especially the later ones

that last point is particularly important in the disillusionment argument. how could dumbledore stop the ministry - one of the few entities that had more power than him? well, obviously, he can't, but that's the problem. cause he's either super powerful with a ton of sway in not just the wizarding world, but the ministry as well, or he's just a guy that rose to power for no other reason than he was smarter than the alternatives.

but that doesn't make a leader - that makes an arrogant man with an unjustified amount of power.

and back to the repeated mistakes argument - the idea that dumbledore "collected" people that would be useful to him in the future is really appealing to me because

1) remus and the other marauders - despite not being able to see the future, dumbledore seems to have the uncanny ability to tell where a person will end up.

a. toward the end of the first wizarding war, james and lily went into hiding, yes? they were no longer helping the cause, but their son, if the prophecy was true, had the potential to destroy voldemort, making harry useful, which leads into peter

b. dumbledore could see peter was pulling away from the order - he knew about all of the missions, and peter certainly was not on as many as he said he was, which meant one of two things - he was deserting, or he was the traitor. why not investigate at that point? pull up his sleeve, give him some veritaserum. it wouldn't have been hard. bringing me to sirius

c. dumbledore let sirius rot in azkaban for 12 years without a trial and with not just reasonable doubt but solid evidence that sirius was not the traitor - and even if he didn't have that info, all that means is that it's one more thing that dumbledore dropped the ball on. this is not something that he could only have known if he was omnipotent or could see the future - it was literally his job to know/figure out sirius wasn't the traitor. and again, if the problem is dumbledore didn't actually have a hand in any of this, that only proves he was lying about the amount of sway he had in the ministry, a problem in and of itself. bringing me to remus

d. man, there is so much I could say about dumbledore and remus, but I'll try to keep it short. dumbledore purposefully made remus feel like dumbledore was his saving grace. without dumbledore, he would have been homeless, penniless, probably running around with a pack of werewolves or dead by bigoted wizards. but, honestly, dumbledore just did his job as a teacher. oh, wow, good for him, he gave a kid an education, let's give him a cake and award ceremony - no. this is not special, but remus was conditioned to think it was - and despite it all, dumbledore never advocated for werewolf rights. he never admitted another werewolf or tried to help adult werewolves get an education. it makes a person think - what was so special about remus? probably nothing. he was just the right age. but dumbledore made him completely obedient, and he knew about his missions with the werewolf packs, yet didn't defend him when everyone thought he was the traitor. he was useful until he wasn't, and then he was useful until he died

2) dumbledore also seems to have the uncanny ability to find the most powerful people with the most potential

hermione

harry (this one I'll give it to him as an accident, but the point still stands)

again, remus

tonks

mad eye moody

mcgonagall

kingsley

trelawney (but only for the prophecy)

hagrid (this is more a case of manipulation, but hagrid brought the giants and made the forbidden forest creatures loyal to him (sort of) so I'm including him)

legit most of the teachers

there is no denying dumbledore is a strategist - but how far was he willing to go to defeat voldemort?

#anti dumbledore #anti snape #jily #hp #anti dursleys #sybill trelawney #professor binns #gellert grindelwald #voldemort #wwii #wwi #dumbledore x grindelwald #marauders #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #lily evans #hermione granger #harry potter #nymphadora tonks #mad eye moody #professor mcgonagall #kingsley shacklebolt #hagrid #gilderoy lockhart #hp analysis

[zelyna-w]

✨🎃Hogtober Day 18: Ghosts🎃✨

#professor binns #ghosts #my art #hogtober day 18 #inktober 2023 #hogwarts legacy characters #hogwarts legacy professors #art challenge #hogtober #inktober #fanart #artists on tumblr #hogwarts legacy

[in-the-undercroft]

Some History of Magic with Ominis. Honestly, HoM was so much fun. Binns was PERFECT as someone who read the books as a kid, it was surreal. I really enjoyed the chance to run around the Bell Tower and have my classmates tell me little tibits about different things on display. It felt very fitting for my field guide. Even after I collected what Binns needed they didn't disperse and I don't want to leave cause we're all just hanging out as a class????

I enjoyed finding Ominis lounging on the steps. Later on, he kept taking out a pocket watch to look at???? I mean we all know they've assigned him npc reading behaving but bby you can't read the time. The game isn't smart.

And I love that Binns quote. I was like it's a shame goblins and wizards can't get along and he was like "But imagine how boring my lectures would be WITHOUT goblin rebellions." And IRL I'm like Binns you can't just say that. You can't just say you want war and oppression for history lectures. Geez. Typical old white man. Literal old literal white not literal man anymore because he's a literal ghost.

This is definitely top 3 side quests(Not counting relationship quests). And not just for Ominis.

#Ominis gaunt #professor binns #history of magic #Binns is legit perfect i love them for bring him to life the movies could never #Sleeping ominis is also perfect nothing touch him or hurt him ever #My character included #2nd playthrough

[itstopplingdomino]

tolerance | react drabble pt. 2

pairing: hermione granger x gn!reader (Can be read as platonic and/or romantic sense) summary: how would certain Harry Potter characters react when they find out you are injured but doesn't seem so from the outside...

tags: mentions/details of injuries (blood, cuts, etc..), implied physical abuse, generally fluffs, no use of y/n (usage of you/nicknames instead), gender-neutral reader, no-war alternate universe.

other parts : part 1 (harry potter x reader), ron weasley x reader, draco malfoy x reader, fred weasley x reader, george weasley x reader.

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⟢ Hermione Granger ⟢

To say you are academic rivals with Granger is an overstatement. Sure, the two of you are often toe-to-toe for the highest grade in all the classes you shared together but the two of you aren't exactly competing with each other. No, you are not studying together either.

Merlin, the extent of your exchange with her are within the vicinity of a classroom. In other words, you are not friends with her; simply a classmate.

However, it seems that everyone else sees it differently - to them, you two are friends.

And that's affecting the current status of your relationship with her.

Instead of the usual nod, Granger started to actually greet you whenever she passes by you in the hallways. Other times she'd even wave with a big smile.

It's weird, this sudden change though you accept it nonetheless.

So when she choose to sit next to you in History of Magic one random afternoon, you didn't mind it.

Despite teaching the subject for hundreds of years, Professor Binns has no desire to make the class interesting. Students are failing to stay focused, a few just straight up sleeping or have a full on conversation, and you... well, you are distracted for an entirely different reason.

Your wrist hurts.

A single glance, you are sure it's actually swelling. A second glance, you could see it's turning purple.

An unfortunate accident involving hyperactive third years who were throwing jinxes at each other in which a stray leg-locking jinx hit you had occurred just an hour ago.

The jinx didn't cause the swelling. You suspect the impact from falling on the hard ground where your hand twisted in the way it shouldn't is the primary reason for the swelling now. It didn't hurt as much at first, just a little sore paired with an off feeling when you bend it. Nothing that warrants immediate care, at least for you it isn't urgent-

"My goodness, are you alright?" Hermione spoke, cutting your train of thoughts.

You offer her a stiff nod and a vague explanation of what happened.

She looks around at first, focusing a few moments more on Binns as he float through the student at the back. She turns back to you, a wand ready at hand and whisper a quick spell with a flick of foreign movements. Clearly a spell above your year.

The strange feeling starts to decrease considerably, you look at your wrist and see that the swell reduced to a simple - almost unnoticeable - bump, and the colour returns to your normal skin tone.

"I'm sorry it's not perfect yet." She says. "I'm still practicing it but one only could practice so much when injury does not come by often."

When you suggest helping out in the Hospital Wing to her, she shrugs saying that healer career isn't what she aims at the moment - only increasing her spells arsenal.

Interesting, you think. But before you could follow up, Professor Binns returns to the front, still droning about the International Confederation of Wizards.

Well, to say you are academic rivals with Granger is an overstatement... but maybe, just maybe, becoming a friend is the first step.

#topplingdominowrites #tolerance | react drabble pt. 2 #tolerance | react drabble series #writers on tumblr #writing #harry potter universe #harry potter fandom #fluff #hogwarts #academic rivals #drabble #react drabble #high pain tolerance #history of magic #professor binns

[agent-tempest]

Sirius' favourite class to be in is History of magic beacuse he can have his beauty sleep he looses while doing Marauders shenanigans

#sirius black #padfood #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #harry potter #history of magic #professor binns #enya talks