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Long Live the Queen: The Beginning

I rewrote the Angelina 1 Lives Au-- which if you don't know, is an au of Wakko's Wish based upon my headcanon of the warner's grandmother, Angelina the First.

Basically a lot a lot a lot of angst and shit and this chapter is how it all got started <;33

Chapter 1 Chapter 2

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Princess Angelina II was engaged to Sir William the Good, though it was in secret. After all, he was just a knight and she was the princess with a mother who, without any hesitation, would tear the two apart if she knew.

There was a brief moment where Lena perhaps thought luck might be on their side when her mother fell deathly ill, but by truly miraculous means, the queen survived, which meant they had to continue their little secret.

The trouble with secrets though was that people assumed they weren’t around and so proceeded as though she was still single and therefore her mother still attempted to introduce her to countless suitors which Lena obviously wasn’t too keen on. It was just one idiotic and snooty man after the other. Lena wished at the very least her mother would throw in a princess or something to keep it interesting, but of course her mother wasn’t about that and also didn’t know about that secret, and so it remained boring.

Needless to say, time was wearing on William and Lena as they waited and waited for the right time to come.

Little did they know, the Queen was also tired of waiting.

“Angelina, you have to at least accept one of the suitors. If you don’t they may start fighting in the streets for you,” Queen Angelina the First gave her daughter a quick glare as she looked over papers.

“I don’t know what to tell you, mother. Maybe if any of them had a brain cell or two in their heads then I could think about it,” Lena lied, looking out the window to the gardens where she saw William with his fellow knights marching onward to the stables.

“You know, I really hoped it wouldn’t come to this,” Angelina sighed, setting her quill down.

“Something I highly doubt,” Lena muttered to herself.

“Watch your tone,” Angelina warned, and Lena stepped down.

“As I was saying... I hoped it wouldn't come to this, but since your impertinence has given me no other option, I will be selecting the suitor for you,” She said with a glare that made Lena’s blood run cold.

“I-I’m sorry, what?” She asked, pulling at her gloves anxiously.

“You’ve only done this to yourself, Angelina, I’ve no other choice. You aren’t getting any younger here,” She eyed her daughter up and down.

“I- um- will you excuse me, mother? I need to go,” Lena asked. Her mother looked at her suspiciously before nodding. Not wanting to be in there for a moment longer, Lena bolted out of the room and ran across the palace, all the way down to the royal stables, where William was just arriving.

“Lena? What’s the matter?” He asked as he dismounted from his horse.

“My mother... she said...” Lena panted. “She said... she’s gonna... arrange...”

“Have you been running?” William raised an eyebrow. Lena rolled her eyes and paused to catch her breath.

“My mother said that because I didn’t pick a suitor, she’s choosing for me,” Lena explained.

“Oh– that’s… not gonna work out– What do you want to do?” He asked her. Lena thought a moment before snapping.

“We need to get married. Now,” She said, grabbing his hand and began leading him away.

“What- now now?” William was startled, but allowed himself to be moved.

“Well– yes-! I don’t know how long I’ll have. We need to do this, and we need to do this now,” Lena said, looking out and heading towards a servant building.

“So, um, where exactly are we going, Lena?” William asked.

“The underground mail tunnels. They go all over the kingdom to make sure any letters or important documents can go straight to the queen. If we go far enough we can find a town with a priest and be married there. Hopefully, they won’t mind the short notice,” She explained.

“Or the fact you’re the princess,” William pointed out.

“...Yeah, that too,” Lena realized. Would that count as treason? She really hoped it didn’t count as treason.

“So... um… I’ve never really left the castle grounds before so if you got any suggestions on where to go, now would be the best time,” She said, looking at the sign outside the building. William scanned over the list of towns and cities with deep thought, before snapping and grabbing his fiancee’s hand excitedly.

“I know a place where I know they can’t refuse us,” He winked, taking his fiancées hand.

“Oh? And where is such a place?” She laughed as he excitedly scanned the map and they headed down into the tunnels.

“Acme Falls, my home town. They love me there, I’m sure they’d love you too,” He gave her hand a squeeze and they excitedly began to run down the torch-lit and winding tunnels until they eventually opened the door that led to an empty mail room in Acme Falls.

They stepped out, surprised to find it empty but glad they could go unnoticed for at least five seconds, and walked out straight into the town center, which was bustling with business.

“So… what do we do now?” Lena asked, squeezing his hand, nervous about the unfamiliar surroundings.

William laughed soothingly, “I thought this was your plan.”

“I came up with it two hours ago, cut me some slack,” She punched his arm lightly.

“William? Is... is that you?” A female voice cut through the crowd.

“Helloise? Is that you?” William’s face lit up as he looked through the crowd for his childhood friend, absolutely ecstatic when she was visible and ran to him.

“William! What on earth are you doing here?” She hugged him. “And– oh my wishing star– are you the– the princess?” She blushed and quickly did a curtsey.

“Oh there’s no need for that right now, really,” Lena blushed too. “Besides, any friend of William is a friend of mine.”

“Thank you, your highness,” Heloise chuckled, embarrassed. “If I may ask, what brings you two to town?”

“We’re here to be married,” William explained, taking Lena’s arm and patting it excitedly.

“You’re engaged to the princess???” Heloise gawked. “Aren’t you two supposed to have a giant wedding ceremony with the whole kingdom invited? Isn’t that how royal weddings are supposed to go? Holy shi- I didn’t even think a knight could marry a princess,” She laughed in almost disbelief.

“Actually, he can’t. Not with my mother knowing anyway,” Lena explained. “That’s why we came here- to be married in secret.”

“Oh that’s very romantic,” She nodded understandingly. “William knows where the church is. I can get the priest and a few townsfolk if you want,” she offered.

“That’d be great, thank you,” William smiled. Heloise nodded, and ran off.

“I guess you weren’t kidding about this place, huh?” Lena chuckled.

“Acme Falls is practically perfect, what can I say?” He snorted. “It also helps to be the town's darling who braved several dangers to become knight. Shall we?” he let go of Lena’s arm just to offer his again.

“We shall.”

And so Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Second and Sir William the Good were married in Acme Falls, with the whole town as their witnesses. Lena and William were the happiest they’d ever been their entire lives– which wasn’t saying much exactly, but still, they were euphoric.

They smiled and laughed and kissed a lot as they made their way back through the tunnels to the castle, but when they got to the final door, Lena froze.

“Are you ready?” William asked softly.

“I-i don’t know. I just– I’m already so happy, I know she’ll just–”

“Ruin it?” He caressed her cheek.

“...Yeah,” The princess sighed, staring at the door a long moment before whispering,

“I’m frightened, William.”

“It’ll be okay, Lena. I’m right here, and always will be– til death to we part, after all,” he kissed her forehead

“Right,” Lena smiled, kissing him back. She put her hand on the door before pausing again.

“Stay with me tonight?” She asked nervously.

“Of course, my love,” He said, and they shared another kiss.

“Good. Let’s go then,” She said, now ready as she turned the handle and entered the castle grounds once more.

And so Lena walked casually and calmly to her room all by herself, unlocking her bedside window and giving William the signal to climb in, which he did. The two embraced and kissed and hugged and did the sort of thing they had done many a time before, but now with the added joy of being husband and wife.

When the sun rose, William had to part for his training, and so kissed his fair princess adieu and climbed his way back down, leaving Lena to wave goodbye from the window and go back to acting like nothing had happened at all.

And thus is how their secret engagement turned into a secret marriage; a marriage that Lena realized she was going to have to tell her mother about sooner or later before it was too late and she was already in the middle of another wedding ceremony. However-However, out of a desire to preserve her nights of pure paradise with William, she kept her mouth shut and just hoped it could all last just a little bit longer. She didn’t want her mother to ruin this just as she ruined most everything else in her life.

She knew objectively her mother could never truly tear the two apart now, as divorce was strictly forbidden amongst royals, but if she knew her mother, she’d certainly find a way somehow, and thus she held onto her happiness as tight as possible.

The good/bad news was that William had been promoted to be a guard inside the castle, so Lena would see him much more often than she used to, but it was awkward because she couldn’t talk to him, much less flirt. It also didn’t help that her mother positioned him to often have shifts in the throne room which was “some of the most stressful situations I’ve ever been in” according to William.

But still, they were together in the night and that made all the difference.

If it could just last–

But of course, it couldn’t.

“Excuse me, Princess, the queen said she’d like a word with you,” A servant girl knocked on Lena’s door.

“What now?” Lena grumbled, setting down her book and opening the door. “Is she upset with me, or..?”

“No, your highness, in fact, she seems almost happy,” The girl said.

“My mother? Happy?” Lena blinked. “This can’t be good...” she said, dismissing the servant before quickly making her way down to the throne room.

“Lena, there you are,” Her mother smiled at her, “You’ve met King Salazar,” she gestured to the king standing by her throne.

Uh oh.

“Why, yes I have,” Lena nodded at him, sharing a quick glance with William in the corner.

“He’s the one you’ll be marrying,” She announced.

Shit.

“Mother, may I have a word with you- alone?” Lena asked with a nervous smile. Angelina frowned.

“This has already been decided, Angelina. You refused to pick and so I had to take matters into my own and teach you an important lesson and I-”

“I know. mother, but I really do need to talk with you,” Lena interrupted her mother before she could think to stop herself. The queen’s eye twitched.

“Fine.” She huffed. “King Salazar, you may wait in the grand hall,” she said. The king huffed and muttered something before taking his leave. Then, her mother’s focus went back to her.

“This better be good Angelina, or so help me,” The queen grit her teeth and pointed, making Lena a shiver crawl down her spine. She looked at William for support, and he gave her a weak smile. She took a deep breath.

“Mother, I can’t marry him,” She said.

Her mother starred dully. “...Is that all..?”

“I’m serious. I can’t,” Lena said again.

“Angelina, it has already been arranged for you,” Angelina rubbed her forehead.

“W-well I can’t because I’m already married,” Lena announced.

Her mother froze. “To whom?”

“Sir William the Good,” Lena admitted, pulling and twisting her gloves at a feverish pace. Angelina’s eyes went to William, and he remained still as a statue.

“Really now?” Angelina laughed darkly, standing up to examine him.

“It’s true. We eloped in Acme Falls three nights ago,” Lena explained.

“And you really expect me to believe that?” Angelina continued to laugh it off.

“Well- yes. We have certificates and everything- it was legally binding,” Lena didn’t know how else to explain such a simple fact to her mother.

The queen looked back at her daughter, then at William, then at Lena again, deep in thought, before shrugging to herself.

“Well, I suppose it’s a simple fix really, I could just have him executed–”

“A-and I’m pregnant!” Lena shouted over her mother, and the room fell utterly silent.

“Y-you are..?” William broke his composure.

“Haha– yep–!” She sweated at the lie.

Definitely no going back on that one…

The queen’s face was truly unreadable as she looked at her daughter. Silence filled the air, choking both William and Lena before Angelina raised her right hand and dismissed the guards with a single wave. William hesitated as she looked at Lena, but understood if he valued his life he needed to part, and so just smiled weakly before leaving with his fellow guard.

The silence didn’t dissipate for awhile until Angelina walked back to her throne and removed her gloves one by one, and slipped back on her wedding ring.

“You know, suitors are hard to come by. Many are wealthy, powerful men that inviting could risk wars and wrath unlike anything this kingdom has ever faced, but did I care? No. I prioritized the kingdom and your prosperity, and how do you repay me?” She turned and Lena could see the hatred in her eyes.

“My prosperity? When Salazar was here the first time he tried to kiss me five times without my consent and even hit me– you’ve never cared for my prosperity!” Lena argued.

Angelina growled. “You do not understand what it is to be lucky, child, nor do you understand the sacrifice it takes to run a kingdom as powerful as ours.”

“You call being married to that absolute dimwit luck?!” Lena laughed a little, before Angelina hit her backhanded, with her ring leaving a particularly strong bruise as it had many times in Lena’s life.

“You wretched child– you’ve no idea nor care for what you’ve done to me and to your kingdom. Years and years and years of sacrifice and you repay me by marrying a bastard from a no name town in the middle of nowhere,” Angelina growled.

“Don’t you dare talk about William like that,” Lena rubbed her cheek, but Angelina struck her again.

“You do not get to tell your queen what she can and cannot say,” She glared.

“I-if you hurt him, I’ll just hurt myself, and then you’ll be left with nothing– how’s that sound, hm?” Lena tried to hold onto her false courage, but tears were threatening to fall from the sting.

“Of all the impertinent, aggravating, abominable things you’ve done Angelina, I just cannot believe you’d marry absolute filth like this,” The queen was barely able to contain her anger anymore. “I just cannot believe my own flesh and blood would betray me like this.”

“Oh please, like you’ve ever treated me like ‘flesh and blood’,” Lena muttered, a tear escaping.

“I have done nothing but care for you. I’ve clothed you, given you a home and an education, and provided you with numerous options for your future and future suitors, and yet you discarded every single one without any care in the world,” She clenched her fist.

“But you’ve never loved me,” Lena said, tears now streaming hot and fast. “If you did, you’d be happy for me.”

Angelina scoffed. “Who could ever love a pebble in her shoe?”

“I hate you,” Lena glared, and Angelina hit her again, this time making her fall to the floor.

“You are going to pay for your actions, Angelina. The hard way,” She declared.

“W-wait, what are you–” but Lena wasn’t able to finish her question, as her mother grabbed her long black curls and immediately yanked on them, causing her to yelp in pain.

The queen then dragged her across the room and down the halls, where maids and servants gawked and stared as the queen dragged her kicking and screaming barely-not-teenaged daughter up to a secret room where she then dragged her up fifty feet of a spiraling staircase to single dusty cell where she tossed her in and locked the wooden door before Lena had the opportunity to stand and protest once more.

“You will not be leaving this room until you have understood a fraction of the pain and agony you have caused me and this kingdom,” Angelina spat and quickly stormed down the stairs before Lena could exclaim just how much she hated her goddamn mother.

So instead, she just whispered it over and over again, choking on sobs as she held her sides and rocked back and forth.

“I hate you, i hate you, i hate you, i hate you, i hate you,” She rocked back and forth, not noticing the broken glass surrounding her or the tears in her dress that was being caused because of that. Instead, she just sobbed and sobbed and sobbed until she was sick in the stomach.

Things were supposed to get better. They couldn’t divorce– that was supposed to have made her untouchable. She and William were married now- it was supposed to be okay.

Instead, now she was locked away for who knows how long in a dark, cold room with a bare-bones bed, a broken mirror, a blanket as thin as paper, and a single window.

Lena cried a bit more before regarding the broken mirror shards by her and got a very impulsive thought she didn’t hesitate to see through, grabbing a large piece, then grabbing her hair and slowly but surely slicing it all off.

One less thing her mother could manipulate...

With that, her mind turned to her beloved William– what was going to happen to him?

Would she kill him? Could she? Could anyone? He’s a trained knight, one of the best across all the lands, surely she couldn’t kill him “the old fashioned way”. Surely that would mean he would be okay... right? He was strong, so much stronger than her, surely he would survive anything Angelina threw at him.

And… stars above, what if she was pregnant? Sure, she lied out there but it wasn’t like it was impossible with how many nights they laid together before– god, she really messed everything up, didn’t she? Her mother was right, not only did she ruin her own life, but William and maybe even a baby’s life too– lord, she really hoped that wasn’t true though…

She eventually moved from the floor to the rickety bed, holding herself and thinking about how much she ruined the lives of those who loved her and how she wished she had never been born, that way everyone could just be happy.

However, soon she heard grunts right outside the window and before she knew it, a familiar presence wrapped himself around her.

“William- w-what-? H-how-?”

“Shh, it’s okay Lena, I’m here, it’s okay,” he hushed her, snuggling into her shoulder, which she responded to by nuzzling into.

“B-but how?” She still had to ask.

“I climbed,” He said it so simply but Lena gasped.

“Th-that’s like- 50 feet, William, You could’ve died,” Lena broke the embrace and sat up to look at him.

“Lena, it’s okay. I made it, and I’m here, that’s all that matters,” he too sat up and placed a hand on her face, wiping away a few tears.

“B-but I-i– I messed everything up so badly– and now I’m locked in here and I’ve no clue how long she plans to keep me in here o-or if I’ll just rot and die and then you’ll be alone again a-and hating ever loving me a-a-and–”

“Hey, hey, hey…” William made her look at him in his soft brown eyes, “I will never regret loving you, Lena, I promise. You are my whole world, ever since I was sixteen, and you will be until the day I die.”

Lena sniffled. “That’s what I’m worried about…”

William sighed. “I know... I’m so sorry, my love,” he was crying now too, and he stroked her head of freshly cut hair.

“Did she do that?” He whispered. Lena shook her head.

“Mother grabbed my hair a-and dragged me up here so I cut it off,” she explained tiredly. William quickly hugged her.

“I’m so sorry, Lena...” He said.

“I’m sorry too,” she said. “You’ll probably b-be killed or fired or de-knighted o-or something.”

“I don’t care for my title, only for you, Lena. And I swear we will get through this together no matter what.” He pressed his forehead against hers.

“No matter what,” Lena repeated to herself and William kissed her forehead. Despite everything, it brought a little smile to her face.

“Your mother cannot live forever, Lena, and soon enough it will be our time to be safe and happy as a family, just you and me and our children,” He smiled so softly that it dissipated any cold in the room and replaced it with warmth.

“Our children…” she thought with a small smile. The thought that terrified her now made her feel hope for her future: her mother would die, and she would be the mother Angelina never had been to kids of her own.

It would be perfect.

“I love you, William,” Lena said, kissing him softly.

“I love you too, Lena,” He smiled and kissed her right back.

It wasn’t today, and it sure wouldn’t be tomorrow, but someday all this pain would go away and they would be free and happy. And while right now wasn’t exactly sunshine and rainbows, they had each other, and that made all the difference in the world.

#animaniacs #my fics #angelina 1 lives au #wakkos wish #queen angelina i #sir william the good #queen angelina ii #lena warner #i forget how i originally tagged this #oh well lmaoooo #angst #tw abuse #we love bi icons #(William and Lena lol)

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donfadrique · 7 months

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I've wondered why I so rarely write about my fav famous women on social networks. Maybe 'cause they are the best women in the world and it’s banal to talk about them? xD However, if anyone is curious, my nine “muses” are:

1) Queen Elizabeth II

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2) Mylene Farmer

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3) Angelina Jolie

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4) Eva Green

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5) Assumpta Serna

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6) Ava Gardner

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7) Sofia Loren

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8) Brigitte Bardo

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9) Rita Hayworth

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P. S. When Tyrone Power performed a man who was jealous, it was... wow 🔥🔥😁

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fandom · 2 years

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Celebrities

Taika Waititi went up +69 this year. Nice.

Queen Elizabeth II

Joseph Quinn

Andrew Garfield

Tom Holland +3

Chris Evans -3

Taika Waititi +69

Oscar Isaac +32

Robert Pattinson +44

Misha Collins -5

Tobey Maguire

Joe Keery

Zendaya +7

Sebastian Stan -10

Jensen Ackles -9

Elon Musk +22

Pedro Pascal -15

Chris Pine

Rhys Darby

Neil Gaiman

Henry Cavill -12

Florence Pugh +20

Maya Hawke

Chris Pratt +12

Will Smith

Alex Hirsch +55

Johnny Depp +24

Kit Connor

Mads Mikkelsen -10

Ewan McGregor +28

Tom Hiddleston -24

Sadie Sink

Hayden Christensen

Dana Terrace

Hailee Steinfeld +29

Timothee Chalamet -11

Joey Batey +59

Matt Smith

Tom Sturridge

Dylan O’Brien +8

Katie McGrath -25

Joe Locke

Finn Wolfhard

Alfred Molina

Keanu Reeves -8

Noah Schnapp

Benedict Cumberbatch -4

Zoë Kravitz

Hugh Dancy -22

David Tennant -21

Elizabeth Olsen -33

Hayao Miyazaki +10

Natalia Dyer

Apo Nattawin

Charlie Cox

Tom Hardy -24

Paul Dano

Jamie Campbell Bower

Mile Phakphum

Jodie Whittaker

Sydney Sweeney

Chris Rock

Chris Hemsworth -22

Alexa Demie

Ryan Reynolds

Nichelle Nichols

Marilyn Monroe -17

Amber Heard

Barry Keoghan

Natalie Portman

Harvey Guillén

Selena Gomez

David Jenkins

Con O’Neill

Christopher Eccleston

Tessa Thompson +15

Simone Ashley

Jonathan Bailey

Jodie Comer +7

Walker Scobell

Bella Hadid -22

Wang Yibo -54

Betty White

Scarlett Johansson -58

Anne Hathaway

Emma Watson -9

Millie Bobby Brown

Jared Padalecki -76

Ana De Armas +3

Xiao Zhan -60

Oliver Stark -23

Bible Wichapas

Prince William

Angelina Jolie

Toby Fox

Jack Black

John Mulaney -84

Michael Sheen -42

Blake Lively

Ryan Guzman

Anya Taylor-Joy -68

The number in italics indicates how many spots a name moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded names weren’t on the list last year.

#year in review #celebrities #tumblr2022

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voguefashion · 4 months

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Edward Enninful's British Vogue (December 2017-March 2024)

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January 2024: Emma Watson, Tolu Coker, Priya Ahluwalia Torishéju Dumi & Amber Valletta by Charlote Wales

February 2024: Julia Roberts by Lachlan Bailey

March 2024: Karen Elson, Irina Shayk, Laverne Cox, Anya Taylor-Joy, Serena Williams, Rina Sawayama, Karlie Kloss, Jourdan Dunn, Amber Valletta, Precious Lee, Cindy Crawford, Jodie Comer, Gemma Chan, Adut Akech, Vittoria Ceretti, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Cara Delevingne, Jane Fonda, Gigi Hadid, Linda Evangelista, Adwoa Aboah, Miley Cyrus, Paloma Elsesser, Iman, Victoria Beckham, Ariana DeBose, Jameela Jamil, Oprah Winfrey, Salma Hayek, Christy Turlington, Selma Blair, Maya Jama, Anok Yai, Kate Moss, Kaia Gerber, Cynthia Erivo, Naomi Campbell, Simone Ashley, Dua Lip & Lila Moss by Steven Meisel

#edward enninful #british vogue #vogue uk #vogue #vogue covers

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rendezvouz-fling · 1 year

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Celebrities you share placements with Aries placements edition

Aries rising:

• Little Richard

• Rebbie Jackson

• John Lennon

• Heather Locklear

• Steve Vai

• Stevie Nicks

• Eazy-E

• Shakira

• Chris Rock

• Rihanna

• Shaq

• Paris Jackson

• Brandon T. Lee

• Cardi B

• Kendall Jenner

Aries sun:

• Aretha Franlin

• Elton John

• Diana Ross

• Al Green

• Celine Dione

• Guccio Gucci

• Mariah Carey

• Steven Tyler

• Reese Witherspoon

• Pharell Williams

• Selena Quintanilla

• Akon

• Leona Lewis

• Hugh Hefner

• Jessie J

Aries moon:

• Whitney Houston

• Jackie Jackson

• Janet Jackson

• Stevie Wonder

• Anita Baker

• Marc Bolan

• Lita Ford

• Lionel Richie

• Pamela Anderson

• Tupac

• Salma Hayek

• Enrique Iglesias

• Tyra Banks

• Will.I.Am

• Selena Gomez

Aries mercury:

• Shirley Temple

• Albert Einstein

• Irene Cara

• Nat King Cole

• Michele Pfeiffer

• Willie Nelson

• Liza Minelli

• James Franco

• Joan Crawford

• Mark Zuckerberg

• Carmen Electra

• Leonardo Da Vinci

• Rosario Dawson

• William Shakespeare

• Queen Elizabeth II

Aries venus:

• Morgan Freeman

• Helena Bonham Carter

• Bob Marley

• Jennifer Aniston

• Michael Bolton

• Audrey Hepburn

• Daddy Yankee

• Lady Gaga

• Jet Li

• Gigi Hadid

• Christiano Ronaldo

• Drew Sidora

• John Cena

• Carrie Underwood

• Smokey Robinson

Aries mars:

• Leon Sylvers

• Katherine Jackson

• Prince

• Angelina Jolie

• Maurice White

• Margot Robbie

• André Cymone

• Nina Dobrev

• Michael Ealy

• Elle Fanning

• Jared Leto

• Iggy Azalea

• Sam Smith

• Vanessa Hudgens

• Michael B. Jordan

#aries placements #aries sun #aries moon #aries rising #aries ascendant #aries stellium #aries mercury #aries mars #aries venus #Rendezvous-fling

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thunderlina · 4 months

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Queen Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca II!

Redraw of https://thunderlina.tumblr.com/post/641241275340881920/i-havent-tried-to-do-a-digital-painting-in

#thunderlina draws stuff #animaniacs #wakko's wish #angelina warner #queen angelina

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thekoopalingsandstuffs · 4 months

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Are any of the characters' names actually just nick-names? What are their real names?

Quite a few, actually!!!

Jr -> Lord Bowser Preston Koopa II (Duh)

Lemmy -> Lemony (Like Lemony Snicket)

Larry -> Lawrence

Morton -> Mortimer

Iggy -> Igneous (Like the rock)

Spewart -> Stewart -> Theresa

Dorrie -> Dorothy

Nibbles -> Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Franchesca Banana Fana Bobesca III

Chompikins -> Chompy -> Chompers -> Chomp -> The Chain Chomp (Was never really given an official name—Just variations of "the chain chomp")

Queen Bean -> Persephone

Madame Broode -> Vanessa

Koopley -> Magellan (Koopley is his middle name)

Discord -> ??????

(Brief mention for a character not used yet, but will be soon)

Tio -> Dimentio

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originallandlockedmariner · 1 year

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For three years running…

2020

Kobe. Pandemic. Lockdown. Koalas on fire. Harry and Meg retire. Toilet paper hoarding. Alcoholism. Impeach the f*cker. Parasite. Bonnie Henry. Tiger King. Working from home. Sourdough bread. Harvey Weinstein guilty. Zoom overdose. Dip your body in sanitizer. 6 feet. Quarantine. OK Boomer. Home schooling (everyone passes). Murder hornets. Dolly Parton. Don’t hug, kiss or see anybody, especially your family. Chris Evans’ junk. TikTok. Glory holes. Face masks. CERB. West Coast wildfires. Stay home. Small Businesses lose, big box stores win. F*ck Bozos. ‘Dreams’ and cranberry juice. Close yoga studios, but thumbs up to your local gym. Speak moistly to me. George Floyd. BLM. F*ck Trump. Phase 2, 3 and Summer. RBG. Baby Yoda. Biden wins. Bond and Black Panther die. No more lockdown. Back to school and work. Just kidding... giddy up round 2. Giuliani leaks shit from his head. Resurgence of chess. UFOs are real. Restrictions. Dave Grohl admits defeat. Monolith. “F*ck... forgot my mask in the car”. No Christmas shenanigans allowed. Bubbles. Alex Trebek. Use the term ‘dumpster fire’ one too many times. Jupiter and Saturn form 'Christmas Star'. Happy New Year Bitches!!!! 2021... you better not sh*t the bed!!

2021

“We love you, you’re very special”. Failed coup attempt at the Capital. Twitter, FB and IG ban Donny. Hammerin’ Hank goes to the Field of Dreams. Bozo no longer richest man but still a twat. Leachman, Tyson, and Holbrook pass. The economy is worse than expected. Kim and Kanye split. Brood X cicadas. Dre has an aneurysm and nearly has his home broken into. Bridgerton. MyPillow CEO is a douche. Covid restrictions extended indefinitely. Captain Von Trapp dies. Proud Boys officially a Terrorist Organization. Richard Ramirez. Cancer takes Screech. Travel bans. Impeachment trial (again?… oh and this was barely February? WTF??!!) Suez Canal blockage. Myanmar protest. Kong dukes it out with Godzilla, while Raya watches. Olympics. Friends compare elective surgeries. F9. Canada Women’s Soccer Gold. Free Britney. Multiverses. Residential Schools in Canada unearth children’s bodies. Kate is Mare of Easttown. Cuomo resigns. Disney and Dwayne cruise together. Wildfires. Delta variants. Musk passes Bezos. Candyman x 5. Capt. Kirk goes to space. F*ck Kyle Rittenhouse. Astros didn’t win. Squid Game. Goodbye Bond. Dune is redone. Angelina is Eternal. Astroworld deaths. Meta. Omicron. Three Spidermen. Tornados in December? World Juniors cancelled. Pills against Covid. School opening delayed. And Betty White dies. 2022… my expectations are ridiculously low…

2022

Wow… eight billion people. Queen Elizabeth II passes away after ruling the Commonwealth before dirt was invented. The monkeypox. Russia plays the role of global asshole. Wordle. Mother Nature rocks Afghanistan. Hover bike. Styles spits on Pine. Olivia Newton John, Kristie Alley, and Coolio leave us. Pele was traded to team Heaven. FTX implodes. Madonna and the 3-D model of her vagina. Pig gives his heart to a human. Beijing can brag that it is the first city ever to host both the Summer Olympics and Winter Olympics. Uvalde. $3 trillion Apple. Keith Raniere gets 120 years. The Whisky War ends with Canada and Denmark going halfsies. Mar-a-Lago. Nick Cannon brood hits a dozen. Shinzo Abe is assassinated. Inflation goes through the roof (if you can actually afford to put a roof over your head). Volodymyr Zelensky. European heat wave. Bennifer. Salman Rushdie is stabbed on stage, Dave Chappelle tackled, and Chris Rock is only slapped. Thích Nhất Hạnh. Heidi Klum goes full slug. Cuba knocked out by Ian. Liz Truss and 4.1 Scaramuccis. Taylor Swift breaks Ticketmaster. Human shitstain Elon Musk ignores helping mankind and buys Twitter instead. Riri becomes a mommy. NASA launches Artemis 1. Trump still a whiny little bitch. Music lost Loretta Lynn, Christine McVie, and Meat Loaf. Democracy died at least three times. Pete Davidson continues to date hottest women on the planet. Microplastics in our blood. Alex Jones is a cunt. So is DeSantis. Argentina wins the World Cup. Meghan and Harry. Eddie Munson rips Metallica in the Upside Down. tWitch. Roe vs Wade is overturned by the micro dick energy of the Supreme Court. CODA. James Corden shows he is a "tiny Cretin of a man". Amber (and the shit on the bed) Heard (round the world). Sebastian Bear-McClard proves he’s one of the fucking dumbest men alive. Latin America's ‘pink tide’. Anti-Semitic rants by Ye. Bob Saget. A verified blue checkmark. Godmother of punk Vivienne dies. And, Tom Cruise feels the need for speed yet again. 2023… whatcha got for us?!? Nothing shocks me anymore.

#me #my words

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blackfemmecharacterdependency · 2 years

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