#sandwich phone

[keepingchrometabs]

Juno - dir. Jason Reitman - (2007)

#movie #elliot page #jason reitman #indie film #indie #jennifer garner #jason bateman #michael cera #j. k. simmons #olivia thirlby #allison janney #movies #cinema #2000s nostalgia #2000s blog #juno macguff #sandwich phone #juno

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

happy mother's day lmfao

bonus (the girls are fightiiing):

#and thus eddie caused a category 5 neighborhood disaster bc he tried to flirt via sandwich questions #which is a totally valid way to flirt. Totally. #what's more romantic than being able to bring people their favorite sandwiches without having to ask #idk im not a romantic. almost wrote tomantic. i dont like tomatoes either #welcome home #scribble salad #welcome home fanart #welcome home puppet show #in all honesty during last night's festive breakdown i had the doodled Thought above #and scribbled it in my phone notes #it feels good to not only have an Idea but to also Get It Out #yaknow? i dont get that often #brain usually has half a thought then fizzles out and decides to go lay down for a full week #also here's a niche concept that is incredibly funny to me: #a neighbor swearing and wally immediately being like NO!!! THE RATINGS!!!! #he has to snipe them before they can get the full word out. how sad :'{ #alsoX2 special thanks to these doodles for keeping me awake #i had decided not to sleep when i drew this and i can't fall asleep before ten otherwise ill wake up 4 hours later wide awake #with no hope of getting back to sleep #and another s/o to barnaby for being incredibly pleasant to draw. he does not fight me like the others do

[sandwichedbread]

the people have spoken

#I have the flipaclip watermark because I did this on my phone lol #goodtimeswithscar #goodtimeswithscar fanart #hermitcraft #jellie the cat #sandwiched animations #sandwiched art

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Fabian's new bard teacher is so relatable to me. He said something that is absolutely mandatory report territory so I just get her.

#being a mandatory reporter is weird #and if one of my dance kids told me they ate a garbage bag sandwich #i would have to be like... uh... now i have to make a phone call i don't want to make??? #fhjy spoilers #d20 spoilers #fantasy high #dimension 20

[fizzytoo]

sudden storm caused a power outage :( luckily, there's battery powered radios and board games to pass the time

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #postcard legacy challenge #postcard: gen4 #love playing pretend <3 #wish thunderstorms actually caused power outages #adrien’s on the phone reminding them about the storm supplies he helped them shop for #rua suggests they have sandwiches for dinner and attempts to tell a fond story of playing in the rain as a child #but adrien reminds him that they can’t talk long bc the kids need to save their phone batteries #sim: karlee kamealoha #sim: amaya kamealoha

[alithographica]

It’s 1:15am which means it’s Sandwich Hours

#that fat little belly is because he just ate a cricket and I’m thrilled #I was worried he had been on hunger strike with all the changes in the new enclosure #but I heard a big rustle of leaves while I was on my phone in bed #and sure enough I got up and turned on a very dim light and he had nabbed a cricket #soup is still asleep even though sandwich has been up for an hour or so. relatable. #frog blogging #red eyed tree frog #frogblr #combo meal

[fuedalreesespieces]

doesn't it just suck when your ex girlfriend gets revived and she's literally and figuratively falling apart

#once again on my au kikyo bullshit #the first part of her to fall off her clay body is her eyes #so there's just a hallow cavern/spiral niche left behind #and the dialogue is just me making another symbolism sandwich lmfao #the leaf was in her hair before but I forgot to add it in this time whoopsss #also don't ask abt the anatomy i'm drawing on my phone screw anatomy #inuyasha #inuyasha a feudal fairy tale #kikyo #kikyo inuyasha #kikyo fanart #au kikyo #please don't tag this as inukik

[nashvillethotchicken]

A list of things I think would fix any and every vampire in IWTV in no particular order

1) blood from a person who had 4 of the caramel apple empanadas that taco bell discontinued (or the ability to taste said empanadas on their own)

2) Strap

3) night trade school

4) trampoline

5) job application

6) Strap

7) winter vacation home in Alaska or Norway

8) insane hypoghetticals/conversation starters

9) HRT

10) one of those heat lamps and rocks that they have in reptile enclosures

11) an entire box set of the sopranos

12) Beyoncé concert

13) Reefer

14) giant motivational water bottle covered in stickers

15) STRAP!!!!!

#interview with the vampire #iwtv #amc iwtv #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #iwtv claudia #iwtv 2022 #armand iwtv #when i say insane hypoghetticals i dont mean gay son thot daughter i mean how many seagulls would u need to see in your home to think- #they are being placed there deliberately by someone #Honorable mentions include: cowboy show/attire. 3 beers. another job application. glitter gel pens. nice phone call from home. steakums. #two grilled cheese sandwiches and a carton of oj eaten like finn from adventure time. brazilian blowout. bbl #and finally. another strap

[pacific-coast-hockey]

Hot guy and the weird losers he's forced to hang out with

#ignore the streak i was taking a photo one handed bc i was holding an ice cream sandwich and nearly dropped my phone #sharks lb #i guess

[hatkuu]

imagine if pc had a phone and could sext kylar. he would go feral even though he didn’t need it he already has so many of pc’s nudes (taken unknowingly)

but it means so much more when you're taking the photos!! of course, he cherishes any pictures of you, lewd or not, but the photos you send him are just... different - more meaningful to him - even if they're dumb photos of you half asleep in bed - he saves them to his camera roll and prints out a physical copy just to be safe.

he's surprisingly good when it comes to taking photos of you on dates and such (he's had a lot of practice...) but not so good at taking photos of himself. they always come out blurry, with half his thumb covering the camera, or the lens is conveniently smudged to the point where you can't see anything.

but um. enough cute photo drabbles, onto the nudes/sexting:

if you send this man nudes he's going to freak out (in a good way). you'll see the '...' typing symbol for a good fifteen minutes until kylar decides on an appropriate compliment for the photo you've sent him. definitely layers on the praise, telling you how gorgeous you are and how he wishes he was there to touch you instead. probably strokes at the photo with his thumb wishing it was your skin instead :( the horrible cold glass of his cracked phone screen is not a good substitute at all.

if you send him any teasing messages about LITERALLY ANYTHING he's running to the orphanage. sorry. you're basically giving kylar an a-okay to crawl in through your bedroom window and give you exactly what you've been craving :)

#siggghhh what a cutie #he takes HEAPS of candid photos of you #like #you'll be mid bite of a sandwich or something and its a really bad photo #but kylar VEHEMENTLY refuses to delete it bc he thinks you're so beautiful #you'll literally have to fight him for his phone eeee #hatkuuasks #kuuskylarposting

[bilbao-song]

Wilton Yearbook of Cake Decorating, 1981.

#vintage #vintage cookbook #80s #eighties #1981 #oh to have a sandwich w some milk and chips and an entire phone shaped cake #kind of hate this one tbh sghslkgsg #birthday cake #retro #baking #hsc:wlt* #uploads* #queue

[just-jammin]

I FINALLY DID AN ART!! :D

after... uhhh *checks calendar* SIX FUCKIN MONTHS, i finished my side of the art trade with @altairtalisman!!

they asked me to draw Hisui Inazuma from their Hallowed Hotel OC series(? idk what to call these atm lol), annnd... yeah

it was a lot more of a pain to draw, but the college shit was only a MERE speck compared to the fact that i wasn't able to edit the dang thing in the later parts of me drawing it, due to me having the habit of using a fuckton of layers... man...

anyhoo, even though this was only supposed to be a practice thing, i'm pretty happy with how it turned out! :DDD

#Hallowed Hotel #Hisui Inazuma #others' ocs #the meaningful jargon #art trade #art #doodle #drawing #digital drawing #digital art #artist #artists on tumblr #>> —^— << #there was supposed to be another cooler art accompanying this #but uh. my plans were too dynamic & ambitious for my skill level rn #so i dropped it for the interest of time (hah) #if i wasn't nerfed by my art program‚ i would've added more shading & details #like dripping spray paint on the lil beasts sandwiched between the phone & the plushies‚ the latter of which were also supposed to be shade #also i used a brick wall photo for the bg #the only problem is that i lost the fucking source of the pic due to my dumb ass only copy-pasting the pic and not saving it in my pc #sooooo if anyone can find the og or smth similar pls send it to me bc i wanna at least credit it in some way—

[femboyishcharm]

thinking of Him

#ft. Her #these are all outdated pics of my island but these are what I've got on my phone #i love the way he ate his sandwich in the junkyard #cobb #rocket #animal crossing #video games #my screenshots #acnh #animal crossing new horizons #fun fact: i decided that rocket and cobb are dating and my fiancé thinks i'm fucking insane #he doesn't live on my island like i do !!! #he only visits and they avoid rocket like the fucking plague every time ToT

[bbangsoul]

just remembered that leah has the tastebuds of a victorian child and now i'm just thinking of what ethnic foods would send her into a coma like it doesn't even have to be anything super extreme like balut the woman doesn't even put mayo on her sandwiches the bar is LOW

anyways i'm gonna put my bet on uhhh kimchi

#Arsenal WFC #Leah Williamson #runner up was the inkigayo sandwich #i think the combination of raw cabbage + strawberry jam + some random twink's phone number absolutely WOULD send her into a coma LMAO #could also see her giving a 2 hr ted talk on why sweet potato pizza shouldn't exist

[frostwork]

I just think they’d grow up and be gay

#frostart #pokemom scarlet #pokemon sv #arven pokemon #arven x oc #frostpost #heals my inner child with pokemon but gay #cringe free man these baby gays flourish #trainer that loves to eat but can only make crimes against god #and his only male friend who loves to cook and keeps making sandwiches for him and his weird dog #meme redraw that took entirely too much time #because i lost my tablet pen 2 weeks ago and still cant find it #persisted by finger drawing on phone which hm bad #these are my children i want them to flourish

[parameciaum]

eu fiz outra coisa 👉🏻👈🏻

#pixel art #phone drawing #colors #phone #brart #brartist #brazilian artists #pink #pixel food #food #ice cream sandwich #comida #art #artists on tumblr #digital art #digital artist #pixel aesthetic