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technicallyvivi · 1 month

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NSFW WARNING!

yunho fucking you in a private club room

you were at the club with some friends, not expecting that the night would go anywhere. of course you were the designated driver so when did it ever. but this night, it was different. you were sitting at the bar watching your friends drink and dance. you weren’t in the mood to join so you sat aside, and a tall figure wearing baggy pants and a tight fitting shirt walked up and sat next to you. “hey.” he smiled, you looked at him “hi.” you usually didn’t want to talk to any strangers at the club but you were bored, and he was so handsome. “can i buy you a drink?” he asked smiling. “sorry, i have to drive my friends home.” he frowned and nodded “that’s okay. whats your name.” he seemed interested in you. “y/n, yours?” you looked up at him, he was really hot. “im yunho, nice to meet you.” he set his hand near yours, he really piqued your attention so you didnt move it away. “what’s a pretty lady like you, y/n, doing here without a guy?” you smiled shyly, blush creeping up your cheeks. “im with my friends” he moved his hand to your thigh. “and im the first guy to hit on you?” you laughed and shook your head “no, just the first one ive allowed to.” you stated making him chuckle. “lucky me.”

he said biting his lower lip and staring at yours. he leaned in closer and you swear you had no idea what compelled you to do this but, you kissed him back. he kissed you slowly, sensually, moving his tongue in your mouth without hurry. then he pulled away. “i have a vip room, its private. do me the honor and come with me beautiful.” you bit your lip savoring his taste and looked down. “i have to drive my friends home.” he laughed kissing you again and whispering in your ear. “call them an uber, and tell whoever you live with that you wont be home until tomorrow.” you nodded and fumbled to grab your phone, typing up some messages before leaving with yunho. he led you into a small dark room, it had a bed and a bathroom, but thats it. he pushed you against the wall and started trailing his lips down your jaw and neck, sucking and nibbling leaving hickeys. you stop him. “yunho..” you breathe out. “mmmf?” he asks tilting his head, “im a virgin.” you respond. yunho laughs “that’s okay pretty girl. ill lead the way, make sure your first time is with a man who knows how to use his dick.” he immediately continues kissing down your neck, you whimper lowly and wrap your arms around his shoulders. he taps on your thigh. “up.” you jump up and cling onto him, not separating your lips from each other and somehow by the time youre being thrown onto the bed your bra is gone and across the room and you’re just in your panties. yunho moves his lips down your thighs and groans “look at these pretty lacy panties, wanna rip them off.” you moan and nod “off. off.” as soon as you say that he leans down and takes them with his teeth, scraping your pussy a little and ripping them up. he licks a strip up your inner thigh making you whine. “it’s your first time and you’re already so needy huh? oh im going to destroy that pretty pink hole of yours. gonna corrupt you.” you moan and shiver at his words as he rolls a condom down his cock. “okay im going to be slow yeah? dont misbehave.” he grunts slowly going in inch by inch making you squirm and shut your eyes tight “fuck, youre so tight.” you hold onto him tight and he starts moving slowly “ah-! holy shit!” you whimper softly. he takes his hand and slaps it right on your clit, you arch your back and grip onto the sheets. “pretty girls dont curse now do they?” you shake your head “that’s a good girl.” yunho says positioning his hand above your head and starting up a faster rhythm. “god! i cant! yunho!” he’s balls deep inside your fat cunt and the skin slapping can be heard from miles away. his grunting and groaning while his mouth is all over your chest too. you scratch his back and your eyes roll to the back of your head he hits your sweet spot repeatedly until you cant take it anymore. “going to fucking cum!” you scream “yunho!” he laughs in between groans and slaps your pussy again. “i said no fucking cursing. unless you dont want to cum.” you nod as quickly as you can not even being able to understand what he’s saying. you pull his head down to kiss you whilst you orgasm your teeth clashing against eachother and his tongue down your throat. moaning into his mouth and clenching your pussy around his cock. he cums shortly after you, whimpering and pulling out. he lies down next to you panting. “good for your first time?” you laugh “fuck yes.” he pauses and grips your hips. “next time i want my cock down your throat. taking all of me like the pretty girl you are.” you shiver and nod.

#yunho smut #ateez hard thoughts #yeosang smut #mingi smut #wooyoung smut #ateez fluff #jongho smut #seonghwa smut #hongjoong smut #san smut #ateez imagines #ateez x reader #ateez fanfic #ateez #ateez fic #ateez smut

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empty-blog-for-lurking · 10 months

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i dont know how to explain it but to me udad and hnoc are like opposites of each other. (Under read more, cause it is loooooonnnnng)

With udad the situation everyone is in is bonkers shit. The world they live in is absolutely shithole of a place that exploits everyone but the richest of the rich and the people there cant escape even after their death. Every single one of them is bitter and depressed and wronged and just wants to survive and they'll do anything to survive even if it meant killing the other one. All the natural part of that world is long dead and only thing exists is this cold dark metallic hellscape of a city that swallowed its own planet like a cancer. Almost all the songs are just how everyone was exploited, used, wronged, and discarded they were. Ulysses is a drunk fallen 'hero' completely guilt ridden by their role in Illium's fall. They had lost everyone and everything even before the album began. They spent so much of their throughout album getting their shit beat in. They, Heracles, and Orpheus go to Hades (Ashes) in hopes to be freed whether as a request, through theft, or through a deal. And Ashes all but set them all up to die for their own amusement (which btw very sexy of them <3 but that is besides the point). There seemed to be no hope for them.

And yet, despite everything the ending is so hopeful. We know that Ulysses would die, if it wasnt obvious from the title of the album itself it certainly becomes obvious when we learn how their world works. And yet they died a happier ending, they escaped the curse of their city and died reunited with their love. Ulysses died under an oak tree in a grassy fields, among nature which was thought to be dead since The City's takeover. Ulysses died being warmed by sunlight, a right denied to so many others like them. Ulysses died at dawn.

And then there is hnoc. Hnoc starts heroic. Arthur, Lancelot, and Guinevere take over Camelot from the corrupt Stone clan through their skills and teamwork. They turn it into a place of safety with all three of them incharge. Their lives are hard and filled with violence and hatred and fear and the world they live is harsh and unforgiving. But they still have each other, and they still care for the people around them. There is nature like scorpions and vultures despite it being a space station. The album has songs about love and being in love, about hope of peace, about power of faith. Everyone wants to survive and they are willing to work together to do it. Arthur is embittered by his "daughter's" death but still has his partners to keep him grounded and is ruler/sheriff of a powerful town with lots of knights working for him. What is more, the tragedy that hardened both Arthur and Gawain can be healed because the person they mourn isnt dead, he is Mordred and he is here to make amends. Arthur, Gawain, and Galahad go to Merlin (Brian) to seek aid, and he gives them advice that truly could have saved them, because Merlin really did wanted to save them and the entire station. There seemed to be hope for them.

And yet in the end it meant nothing. It was all for nothing. Alfred and Gawain did not listen to Brian's advice and ended up sealing theirs and everyone else's fate. Galahad did take Brian's advice and it destroyed him in a self sacrifice that ended up being for nothing. Mordred tried so hard for peace but at the end seeing the hatred and cruelty of his world hardened him to the core. Gawain's hatred turned peace talks into war and turned him into sawage barbaric monster he thought Saxons to be. Arthur's hardened core did not let him hope that his child could ever return to him and ended up not giving Mordred even a chance. What could have saved everyone Fort Gallfridian ended up turning into what destroyed Fort Gallfridian whether it be the GRAIL or Mordred. Almost all of them died a pointless avoidable death. And Arthur? Arthur lost everything. He lost his partners, he lost his chance to embrace his son, he lost his home, he lost his people. He may have survived but at the end he lost everything. High noon over Camelot. We didnt understand what it truly meant (all of them dying in the sun) until it was too late.

Ulysses shoots once, and it led to their happy ending. Gawain shoots once, and it led to everyone's tragedy. 3 shots all for Ulysses and it killed them. 3 shots for Arthur, Lancelot, Guinevere, and it hurt Arthur but never killed him. Ulysses was the only one who got to die under the sun, Arthur was the only one who didnt die in the sun.

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ganondoodle · 9 months

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i talked about why i find the argument people love to use as an excuse as to why shiekah tech is all gone in totk that "they destroyed it bc they were afraid of it" dumb before many times so i wont go over my past points in detail again

- i was just reminded of that and thought of new points to rant about going from that, no evil intentions in mind just when sth is mentioned again after some time i think about it again and can come up with more stuff-

(past points being- how?? shiekah tech seemed pretty indestructable, especialyl the big structures; it seemed like it was a literal holy thing for alot of people in the game; that it would be pretty damn stupid to spend so much energy and probably endanger people to dismanlte it since that time and energy would be better used rebuilding important infrastrucutre instead; if it stopped working why wouldnt you just kinda .. leave it there; why in hells name would you get rid of the shrine of life .. and i guess monk miz kyoshia with it???; shouldnt they be MORE afraid of sonau tech then??)

new thoughts

wouldnt it be logical to research and develope shiekah tech MORE so you can make sure it cant get corrupted again, like a security measure idk anti virus if you will lol

on the specific idea of zelda using it ... shouldnt she be the BEST person to use it bc she could, if it somehow got corrupted again, cleanse it/instantly deactivate it more easily than anyone else??

on the point of people not beign afraid of sonau tech ... that is still like the biggest problem for me with that argument bc .. i get beign afraid of shiekah stuff going haywire again, but then if suddendly alien tech from a literally fully unknown group of people started to appear out of nowhere at the sAME TIME AS MALICE COMES BACK BUT WORSE in the form of miasma shoudlnt that ring your alarm bells and make you flee for your life?? i wouldnt trust that shit after knowing what happened to the tech that we DID know shit about

i know theres like researchers for it but also they really all meddle and play with it immediately like its for them just as much a toy as it is for us the players (also a point that made me feel weird about it ngl), they build businesses around it, made minigames out of it with civilians, use it for transportation with no thought or concern about it, its really weird when this is supposedly takign palce after BOTW where FAMOUSLY ancient barely reasaearched tech got corrupted by evil goo and nearly destroyed the entire land of hyrule (man are they LUCKY gan suddendly has zero interest in ANY tech)

(and i know theres the possibilty that sonau tech is somehow not able to be corrupted but it just seems so dumb anyway bc the people cant KNOW that for sure right of the bat??? and it DOES get possessed with the broken construct too, like .. wouldnt the possibility alone .. esepcialyl with waht had happened in botw make you NOT want to use that alien tech like a toy?? especially with WORSE malice being around suddendly too?? that just smells like a recipy for disaster)

(... man totk realyl is just botw but worse ... the more i think about it the more it feels like that)

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #totk #ganondoodles rants #shiekah tech BUT MORE ANCIENT AND COOLER #ancient gone people BUT COOLER AND MORE ANCIENT #malice BUT COOLER AND MORE DANGEROUS #the champions BUT COOLER AND MORE MAGICAL MCGUFFINY #zelda rescue BUT WORSE BC SHES A FARMABLE GLORIFIED STONE PEDESTAL NOW #shrines again BUT SONAU THIS TIME WEE #tragic loss of family and friends but of COOLER FAMILY AND FRIENDS #zelda character dev- .. oh wait nvm that got undone entirely #.. also how zelda gets the role of the stone pedestal while rauru gets the role of keeping gan in check #talk about downgrade

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takiberry · 8 months

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Hi who do you think has a corruption kink in &team? 😁😆

( smut thoughts for yuma, jo, harua and taki coming up! please dni if uncomfortable ! )

-🩶

MOST

Euijoo, Taki, Yuma

Fuma , Kei

Nicholas, Harua, Jo

LEAST

{ explanations under the cut!! }

Most: EUIJOO, TAKI, YUMA:

euijoo seems like he wouldn’t have one but he definitely has one, it’s always the cute little shits i am TELLING YOU THIS NOW. euijoo would be so mean and using that godly soft of a voice to degrade you with :((

taki is a mean dom and you can not change my mind, i do NOT give a FUCK. he would absolutely LOVEE ruining your innocence, making you slowly go cock stupid for him, begging him for more ( i need him. )

yuma is mean dom #2 , i shit you not, and he def has the HIGHEST sex drive out of everyone in &t. he would be so merciless with you, manhandling you and making you beg for every single time. he loves the way the innocence in your eyes just disappear whenever he’s fucking his cock down your throat

Most #2: FUMA , KEI

fuma definitely got one , no doubt, i feel like he would love pampering you and spoiling you with every bit he has before he fucks the shit out of you, his big strong muscly arms holding you up as he fucks every single bit of innocence away from you 🥹

oh, oh boy, yes kei has one, who do you think he is? kei would absolutely love doing everything he wants to you ever so slowly just so he can watch your eyes tear up and beg him for more, how could he not ruin you with how adorable you look :(

Least, but would still have: NICHOLAS , HARUA , JO

nicholas , he would def have one, i dont doubt it to be honest, i feel like he would be more subtle in a way?? does that make sense?? no but seriously, he would get off how powerless and helpless you look as he constantly ruins every last bit of your innocence ( if u even had any )

harua , i feel like he has one but it’s not as prominent as the others, you know? he would still totally eat you out like it’s his last meal just so you know how amazing his mouth feels. he lives off making your innocence fly out the window so expect him to do whatever he wants to you because he will do so

jo, oh he has one, just like harua though, its not very prominent, he loves how cute and innocent you look in clothes and he cant help but wonder how much more adorable you’d look begging for him to fuck you while on your knees, oh how he would do whatever he wants to you if you just simply begged

#renè’s talking teddy 🧸#renè is taki’s bby🐰#renè’s 🍓 anons!#&team smut #&team hard hours #&team hard thoughts #koga yudai smut #murata fuma smut #wang yixiang smut #byun euijoo smut #nakakita yuma smut #asakura jo smut #shigeta harua smut #takayma riki smut

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casually-slips-into-coma · 4 months

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the carl gallagher cop storyline in s11 sends me into a fucking rage whenever i think about it and i have to vent

i know its been years but im genuinely still so upset that towards the end shameless tried to take a dumbass middle ground approach to the topic of corruption within police force. they spent the whole season with carl slowly realizing that systemic racism and classism is an essential pillar of the police force and that whenever he tried to help out his community or go after the rich gentrifiers in his neighborhood who seem above the law he is continuously punished to the point of demoting him to parking duty.

and then they end the season with him being like “welp,, it is what it is ig🤷” and keeping his job as a cop.

and what really pisses me off is when he decides he wants to turn the alibi into a cop bar?!? so that the low income and over policed neighborhood that we just spent the season establishing suffers at the hands of the prejudice police force can have an even more suffocating cop presence?!?!? especially since the alibi was an iconic staple of the show and the neighborhood. its a disservice to the past decade of shameless. wtf were the writers smoking,,that shit was so ass.

you cant try to push this “woke” and topical ACAB ideal at the height of the extremely real and important BLM movement to score some good lib points and then turn around and support the oppressor. if youre gonna make a point fucking make it. dont half ass it because youre too chicken shit to call out cops.

AND LEST WE FORGET THE INCREDIBLY TONE DEAF DECISION TO USE AN OPENING SHOT OF A REAL CHICAGO MURAL OF MARTYRED BLACK MAN GEORGE FLOYD WHO WAS MURDERED AT THE HANDS OF A COP TO SET THE TONE OF THIS DUMBASS SEASON THAT DOESNT ACTUALLY FOLLOW THRU ON HOLDING THAT RACIST SYSTEM ACCOUNTABLE

that is so unbelievably disrespectful. fuck the writers and fuck that season

#shameless us #carl gallagher #shameless season 11 #ian gallagher #mickey milkovich #that show shouldve fucking ended with s7 #the last few seasons were so badly written #fuck the police #blm

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daenystheedreamer · 9 months

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what are your thoughts on the seven? Like, what are we to make of them as deities?

just reread the series, and on first pass (tho i plan to go back searching for this) it seems like the seven come off as... less Tangible than the Old Gods/R'hllor. like melisandre births shadow assassins. bloodraven Exists. clearly there's something to these gods. maybe not what their worshipper's think, but like. a Power, for sure.

By contrast, the seven seem to exist solely in the minds of those who believe in them. Trials by combat seem to be 50/50. Tyrion win's Lysa's but loses Cersei's. the faith of the seven are notoriously corrupt, and after the sparrow's takeover, is going full-tilt crazy fundamentalist.

Yet these gods bring a great deal of comfort to the characters who believe in them. And I can't help but think about Septon Meribald, wandering the war-torn riverlands barefoot to give out oranges and flour and alms to those in need. That kind of religious-charity seems to be exclusive to the seven.

So given all this... idk, what's their deal? Are they "gods as a reflection of humanity"? "gods as a reflection of society"? I feel like "they were always 100% fake and anyone who ever prayed to them was praying to nothing" is a little too grimdark for grrm, but idk!

Sorry for the long ask jfjsjjd

i am not a good meta poster or essayist so my apologies for what will surely be a poor answer 😭 so introduction. grrm is lapsed catholic and the seven is like soo barely removed from catholicism. also rhllor/old gods doing things in text doesnt necessarily make them, the gods, real. the magic is certainly real but that doesnt mean the gods themselves are real. and so that goes into the whole Do the gods of planetos actually exist at all. so the faith isnt actually alone in having the Are the gods real? question

the faith is based on faith right, belief without necessarily having proof. it's pretty unique actually for that. the old gods have weirwoods and dreams, rhllor has shadowbinding, but the faith doesnt even have martyrdom/saints/incorruptibility/miracles/etc. its purely a social function; hierarchy, laws, morality and life-after-death existentialism.

i think this is what grrm is exploring, another brick in the wall of Society. like how is religion used as a hammer for hierarchy and how does it interact with power, with patriarchy, with classism. yes, the faith descends into fundamentalism but its also one of the only ways the peasant class can organise and attack the establishment. its social mobility in a way they cant otherwise access.

so i guess in all my rambling, i'd agree with the assessment that its 'gods as a reflection of society/humanity'. i dont think the fact that theyre 100% fake is bleak, really. i think all religions are fake irl but that doesnt take away from the beauty and love and joy they can bring to people. for every cruel septa/on, there's a meribald who brings peace and forgiveness.

idk again i am not a good meta poster i cant pull out quotes for shit 😭 but i remember the moments of jaime earnestly praying. and you look at melisandre who uses her faith in rhllor as a desperate attempt to justify her own sense of self, her suffering, her actions. its similar in a way to the faith. melisandre's total belief in rhllor, no matter how delusional, is just as important as if rhllor himself actually existed.

so to summarise, the meaning we gain from metaphysical concepts can be just as important as the perceived power of the metaphysical concept itself. idk im sure im making a mess of the philosphical idealism vs materialism plus i am making no sense and making no actual points but i hope this communicates my personal interpretation of the faith of the seven!

#i guess this is a really roundabout way of saying that ambiguity is the point 😭#like there isnt a single point. its interpretation just like in real world religion lol #also never apologise for long asks!! i love all asks so much thank you so much for connecting with me so honestly and earnestly and kindly #across the interwebs across the oceans:)#anonymous #ask #faith of the seven #asoiaf

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gale-gentlepenguin · 9 months

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Gale Reviews: ML Season 5: Action

-As expected its gonna be a bit preachy.

(Spoilers below)

-Okay adrien riding the scooter with Marinette is cute... but good gravy my boy doing everything to avoid allegations.

-Adrien teaching Marinette mandarin is cute... until you remember his pronunciation is s***

-Nino is very serious with this

-(So glad this is in english on youtube and I can playback at a faster speed.)

-I knew this going in but good gravy it is soooooooo preachy. It reminds me of Captain planet

-Ah yes, Adrien and Kagami as NFTs selling products... I really hate Gabriel

-So the ship sunk? I guess plastic > Liberty

-Mylene fainting at all the mention of plastic is funny (and currently the only thing I find amusing about this episode)

-Of course he is in the ominous black building. Also all of this could have been solved with a google search

-Nino, I love your goofy plans but your disguises are as trash as the plastic you are trying to fight for some reason

-This episode feels like it was written by Mylene

-So at least the show is consistent on how dumb adults are written in this

-You know what, I know the plastic guy is gonna be the bad guy, but he actually took a meeting to hear out a bunch of kids. He even acknowledges their points but explains why he aint changing his business model. Say what you will but I gotta respect the straightforwardness.

-I cant really hate the guy right now, like he reminds me of the KFC guy if he had a fetish for plastic.

-No surprise that the mayor was of no help, surprised that Chloé didnt need to tell him with how they tried to make him seem good.

-Gabriel is dismissive, why was he redeemed again?

-So Nadia giving the first legit explanation on why she cant help. Glad they actually show one true to life response

-Oh look cameos

-Oh they hacked the broadcast, at least Nadia wont get in trouble... but I am pretty sure thats SUPER ILLEGAL

-Yep more preaching... plastic bad. at least it had some adrinette flirting in there

-Yea if this actually worked IRL, the environmentalist protestors wouldnt be a thing. But it is accurate in one way, Politicians and CEO's hate Bad publicity

-Gabriel and Andre lying through their teeth.

-Gabriel just wanted to akumatize him

-HE LOOKS LIKE A CHARACTER FROM CANDYLAND

-The bee is the power of action... i preferred subjugation

-He just stunned him THEN turned him into plastic. That just seems excessive

-I think that was the first time outside of Qilin that the cops actually TRIED to stop the akuma.

-But just like in real life the cops will never arrest a rich ceo.

-Gabriel really said "Sorry bitch, cant play today"

-Adrien your pronounciation is bad, but its still cute

-It sounds like they are saying 'No shit'. I am counting it. FINALLY LETTING ADRIEN CURSE

-Adrien you simp i love it

-Just leave Gorilla be, he is just cleaning the car. He is happy

-King of Plastic makes me laugh

-That was the lamest dance party to interrupt

-Yea this is pretty standard

-Oh he made the engine overload, smart

-Burying him in plastic because irony, classic

-And he learned that Plastic isnt always so fantastic

-If I had a nickle for every rich guy that was corrupt that this show redeemed...

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I watched this episode at 1.5x speed because if I didnt, this would have been a SLOG to get through

3/10

Its not the worst ML episode but I just HATE preachy episodes. If I wanted this kind of content, Id watch captain planet. Like yes it is important to recycle and reduce use of plastics... but this episode made me want to actually go downstairs and get a plastic water bottle for a drink just because of how annoyed I was.

The action in this wasnt bad and I actually found the King of Plastic funny until they redeemed him.

I think I rate it lower than it actually is because of personal preferences but it is just annoying

#ml action #ml spoilers #gale reviews #miraculous ladybug

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appl3-juice-box · 11 months

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OKAY OKAY IM GETTING MY FRIEND TO WATCH UNDERVERSE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT UNDERTALE IS SO HER OUT OF CONTEXT COMMENTARY IS SO FUCKING AMAZING I HAVE TO DOCUMENT IT AND MY EXPLANATIONS

For context, anything in () will be my explanations

@speak-now-girlies-unite because she said to tag her

is he wearing slippers omg this is amaxing

omg love me a male wife 🤭

soul absorption fancy (Yeah that basically means "haha I stole half of your life source lol, now gimme the other half and die")

i love the name ink so much

DID HE JUST THROW UP IN HIS EXCITEMENT OF TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING???? JUST LIKE ME FRFR (YEAH THATS WHAT HE DOES ITS KINDA QUIRKY)

crying? bb boy let me buy you a hamster to wipe your tears with

cross omg cool name

omg is that the error guy (YEA THATS THE ERROR GUY![I had previously talked about him]) YEAH (HES HOT RIGHT?) YEAH (YEAH)

the white/red soul thing is making me zzzzbrrrrr in interest (Ohohoho, youre gonna love this) that makes me also zzzbrrr in interest

samn that’s kinda sad i wanna write fanfiction about his sad life

oh my god is that a real life skater boy, with a backwards cap am i hallucinating (THATS FRESH HES SO FUCKING COOL)

he has a backwards cap (ITS GOT A LITTLE PROPELLER ON TOP TOO) does it really omg (YEAH) WOO

dark spaghetti thing ?? (which one, the emo?) Yeah I think so *intermission to find what the dark spaghetti is* (THATS NOT THE EMO THATS NIGHTMARE IM CRYING) seems pretty emo to me (trust me there's more)

OH MY GOD THE SUN PERSON >>>> (THE SUN PERSON I CANT) HES EXISTEDIN MY BRAIN FOR FIVE SECONDS I LOVE HIM

HIS NAME IS PAPYRUS??? LIKE THE ANCIENT EGYPTIAN SCROLLS? (THE PAPYRUS FONT AND COMIC SANS THATS WHY SANS MAKES JOKES) OHHHH

ketchup???

OH YMG SO THE SUN PERSONS BACK!!! His name is dream ? (Yes his name is dream) funsies🤭✨ (dream and nightmare) omg that makes sense

also i recognize that you’ve told me about them before right? (yes I have) 🤭

second person pov>

the shot of ink blinking at sans and frisk’s convo>>>>

officially frisk is my daughter

ink makes my brain go so vrrbbbbb (Ink makes my brain want to slaughter him /lh) oh damn what does he do😔 ... ACTUALLY don’t tell me i’ll find out<3

NOT THE FALLEN DOWN STOP💔💔💔 (YEAH FALLEN DOWN IS ORIGINALLY FROM UNDERTALE) YEAH I KNEW THAT I SHOULDVE PREPARED MYSELF SKDNDJ

(have you seen the emo yet?) he sounds kinda like a five year old having a tantrum he looks cool though (the golden tooth boi? Yeah thats him) funnnn

oo getting hyped up

omg fight scene? slay

omg x event - no clue what that is but it sounds cool

more soul absorption

i have mixed feelings on that word because as much as it’s cool it reminds me of the word moist

heart ?

he’s got that swagger that only people who talk in comic sans can have

re e e ed re e e ed

“sleeping is more fun than corrupting timelines” sleeping is more fun than a lot of thng - but i feel like corrupting timelines would be fun

is sans gay😨❓

i feel like i’m reading this wrong

manipulate manwhore mansplain

his special attack- he turns into an anime girl with plot armor - oh no he just pulls a rachel dare funsies

he saved the day with the power of bad puns (And a slipper) And a slipper

(Also who tf were you asking who was gay for who) idk who tf he is but he was like “there was this guy” and that was my first thought sjsnskdnsk😭 (WHICH GUY WHATD HE LOOK LIKE???) IDK EVIL??? (WAS HE THE TALL MOTHER FUCKER WITH WEIRD BLACK STRIPEY EYES THAT MET WITH INK? I NEED TO KNOW BECAUSE HE MIGHT BE GAY) -proceeds to investigate who the supposed gay man is- (I WAS RIGHT IT IS THE TALL MOTHER FUCKER WITH WEIRD BLACK STRIPEY EYES) WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? (IM A FFUCKING GENIUS WITH GUESSING THIS SHIT) GOOD OR BAD? (no he's not gay, you'll find more about him later)

god he’s a mood

OO THE ERROR GUY

go girl give us nothing

This is just from the first two episodes, be ready for more

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thithesandofferings · 2 years

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:::Virgin Killers:::

::CHARACTERS:: Cloud. Sephiroth. Reno. Angeal.

::T.W:: 18+ MDNI. GN! reader Slight coercion (cause they know wtf they doing). Corruption kink. Morally ambiguous lol. little mention of Zack. Daddy kink mention- because its angeal and i-

::AN:: This was on the rise for a minute. I just kinda wanted our heroes to be a little...less so. I had a good time.

:::Cloud:::

Unsuspecting in his endeavors. No one thinks Cloud is "that kind of guy." Likes to use his "brokeness" as an excuse to get into pants of the people that can "save him". Doesn't convince you otherwise. Always gets them a little too drunk, pretends to be a little too vulnerable- pressing out the same spiel of his familial death and his inability to grasp emotions. With a tear or two, he has you hooked too. Bringing you on his lap so he can press kisses into your neck, making sure his tears drag against heated skin for added effect. When the whimpers and sighs get to much, he'll make sure to look at you forlornly. Bright blue eyes with unshed tears asking if you can take the pain away- just for a little while. And who are you to say no to someone whos been through it all. So it doesn't really occur to you, three fingers deep and shuddering into his blonde hair- that maybe he does this to everyone. That he doesn't call you by name when he has you by the waist and he's fucking his hips into you, digging into that spot that makes you start to cry in pleasure. Or even when he whispers "thank you" when he kisses down your spine as he fucks you into the bed, that maybe those words may not mean anything. If it does…well he's not letting you know for awhile. "Come on just one finger, you can take it right? Feel good for me too please?". He thinks that maybe Zack will like this one. He always liked Clouds sloppy seconds.

:::Genesis:::

You think you're funny- you know exactly who he is and what he does. Takes pretty little things like you and politely ruins their lives. But you're playing a game, dancing around and teasing him just so his teeth can ache for a sweet thing like you. One of his little groupies. Initiations and all that. He knows that his little faithful group has to go through a "process", where they have to be in contact with him, even for five seconds to be able to join his loyal fan club. And oh, cute thing you are, you're determined to not just have a 30 second conversation gushing about how much you love "Loveless". And god does the bratty ones always make his hands itch. You've blackmailed him, saying you know what you do with some of the new recruits. And you want that. You want everything. And now aren't you just a greedy thing? Genesis can only grin and huff out a laughter because now that cocky smirk of yours is gone. He's fucked it out of you properly he thinks. Pulling your hips back because- awww are you running? Its too big now? You cant take it? He's just being kind and giving you what you asked for. He was even nice enough to fuck your throat first. Doesn't matter if he's rocking his hips into you a little harder than necessary, or that he's holding your neck down so you don't move and you takes what he gives you. It has him hissing because- shit he loves how tight virgin holes are. Untouched and he just wants to mold his cock around that bratty fuckhole.

:::Sephiroth:::

He wants to feel dirty for using his fame. He does. But it seems to fade away when he slides his cock into another conquest. The chase is always so much fun. How absolute intimidated they look- especially when he gets really close. You're no better, the thought of having The Sephiroth wrecking your insides has you clenching your thighs. And oh was the chase fun. He likes little coy and shy ones- well at least you're acting that way. He can smell how much you want him. Blatantly lying to his face about not liking him and even trying to push him away. But he'll tire of the game, just as he always does, laying ownership over you-if only just for a few hours. First orgasms are always so sweet and he's so addicted. But he likes the fourth, the exhaustion and the bewildered look on you face when you don't think you can come anymore. And now that just wont do. You wanted to play and so you'll play. Doesn't matter if he hasn't fucked you yet, the way you shakily ride his fingers and tongue is enough to get even him to come. Your hips stuttering, not sure where to go or even to place your hands, that's ok he'll help you. Guide you and tell you how good you're doing. He's not giving you his cock, no matter how much you beg. He wants another chance at that pretty hole of yours later. Wants you addicted to him. Plus- he's not trying to break his new toy again.

:::Reno:::

The "I-i've never done this before" Never fails to get his cock immediately hard and rearing to go. There's a threadbare layer of restraint he has when you look up at him all doe-eyed and biting lips as you explain no person has ever touched you. Has to laugh away the hunger when you ask if he can do it. Of course he'll do it. He can deal with the consequences later. But he loves to see your face fall when he says a simple "hm. nope" Making sure to pop the "p". And now your indignant and embarrassed and ah- he really cant hold back anymore. Thinks you're so cute when you shyly cover your face and whine when he slowly fucks into you. He likes to intentionally go too slow so that little things like you can beg him to go faster. The power rush he feels when he does and makes you choke on your plea and seeing your expression change makes him go absolutely feral. Rutting into you, holding your hands above your head so he can see your face, so you cant run from him. He loves the lewd noises your unused hole makes when it feels good. "Come on now, listen, your holes talking to me, saying it feels good- shhh you gotta be quiet so I can hear more" He likes that he can get away with incredibly nasty things that he wouldn't normally get away with. He just likes the uncertainty that crosses your features- because are you supposed to do this? He'll make sure to slide his hips a certain direction so he can hit the spongey spot that makes you see stars and has you forgetting whatever you were even thinking.

:::Angeal:::

His moral ground stands high. He is the one that is the most unsuspecting. Everyone thinks he's a virgin himself. He neither encourages it or denies it. But even he is weak to wiles of the inexperienced. Giving it up to reason as to "save you". That if anyone is going to teach you, well he'd be the best person. And maybe he's thought the same thing to hundreds similar to you, but for right now- lets not talk about them. You're special, he wants to take care of you. Wants you to feel comfortable and ease you into it. Asks if you're ok at least 82 times, as if he cant tell by your expression when he works a finger open. Kisses down your body when you whine at the twinge of pain. Its really to hide his own facial expression of glee at achieving another conquest. Cockwarms you to get used to feeling the shape of his cock, knowing that he's a little bigger than most- the satisfaction that no one will fill you like he does has him thrusting a little inside of you. Your pinched expression and huffing breath has him twitching and leaking. He's shameless enough to look at you when you feel him. Knows he's not embarrassed at all. Praising you with enough words that it forces you to move a little. He's patient, he knows it hurts- even if thats the part that gets him off. Makes him harder when you grab his shoulders and say how much you need him. Need him to help you move. He goes blank then and when he suddenly blinks- he has you in a mating press and you've come twice already. You're absolutely leaking with it now and you're begging him to come. Of course he'll give you his come. Makes sure to always come inside, even when you're hiccupping and wiggling away- "shhh its ok. Let daddy make you feel good- i'll take care of you."

Keke~

#FF7 #ff7 remake #ff7 crisis core #ff7 rebirth #final fantasy headcanon #sephiroth x reader #ff7 x reader #ff7 cloud #cloud x reader #ff7 genesis #genesis x reader #angeal hewley x reader #ff7 angeal #reno sinclair #ff7 reno #reno x reader #thithesandofferings #ffvii rebirth #ffvii x reader

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potuzzz · 1 month

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VIOLENCE VIOLENCE VIOLENCE VIOLENCE VIOLENCE VIOLENCE VIOLENCE

I SEEN IT VIVIDLY JOGGING MY BRAIN MEMORy

i SEEN IT VIVIDLY JOGGING MY BRAIN MEMORY

THE TRUMPETS SOUNDED

EVERYONE WITH THEIR EARS UNCLOGGED

ALL ON THEIR KNEES ON THE GROUND, HEARD IT

RUMBLINS

WAVE FROM 1492

BLOTTING THE SKY ,

i See YOU DO YOU See ME

WEPT AS I SAW THE LIST

WEPT AS I LOOKED AT MY OWN FISTS

REVENGE REVENGE REVENGE REVENGE

NO CHOICE, WHEN I STRAY, THE LIGHTNING STRIKES MY HEARTH

THATCH ROOF GONE

THE WAVE COMES DOWN

9 SHOTS IN MY BODY

A BLOODY WHITE HOOD WITH HOLES

THAT SAME BLOOD ON MY TEETH

(Distinctive)

DISTINCTIVE

REVENGE REVENGE

When the freeze starts, dont question gasoline

Backed in the corner, through is the only way it seems

Yes i am traumatized

But that doesnt mean the cries of wolves are illusory

Maybe i dont trust your patch for a reason

Maybe i am adapted well to fit in a niche

Maybe you are the one addicted to a lie

That certainly there is some nuance,

Certainly there is a better option, we just have to find it,

Certainly,

I imagined a world where men arent insecure

I imagined a world where women are sieged

Until their piercing lights are blurred

I imagined a world where food is on trees

Where we all share one beautiful fluid memory

Where nights are safe, despite big cats roaming

Because we treat them with respect

Because we telepathically connect

Where the face of our presiding president

Is the darkest ochre

Born where we sprung from

Mosaics so mesopotamian

Ziggurat steps, weaving between cliffs and bustling city centers

With ivy and sounds of music developing a picture of life worth living

Where the clarity is crystalline, and the dreams we live are vivid

Where we love each other

Where there is little need to keep a pistol on you

Where the corruption is soothed, or uprooted at least

Where

Where is this place

Its right beneath our feet

We are forced to march on its face,

Treading everyday over what was stolen away from us

The agony i feel overseas is unbearable

How many holocausts a year do we have to let

Grinding like a thousand sawblades

Rotting from its own caustic weight

Before we finally get real, and commit?

How many times will we let it trick us

How many times until we see the predicament

Our votes do not matter

Our words, speaking to the master

Do not mean jack shit

They are filtered, calculated, speculated by the cent

Master does not care for your heart

Beyond corralling it downward

Master

Master does not care for your mind

Except efficating the blade's lines

Master,

O master,

Why?

You are looking at master as one of us do

In the past it holds

It cant escape its humanity

And yet

It is divorced

The "why" is lost

It is no longer relevant

It is coerced by its own inertia

This Beast is a rabid dog, in death throes

Ive said it a few hundred times, ill say it a few hundred more

Stop looking in its eyes

It is hijacked by sickness

It is terminal

Stop talking to the previous, they cant evoke egress

Perhaps they can

But we cannot sit and wait in the meantime

While the vehicle hurtles cliffside

Because while we are gods

We are also reactive

Fearful of death

Vengeful of whats rational

It's natural.

#no dogs barking #137

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the-cooler-newton · 2 years

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god damn i gotta write some fucken words about what happened during my last session of disco elysium cus its been a couple days and I am still reeling.

buckle up its a long one.

It all started when I spoke to the wind (shoutout Shivers, one of the most skills of all time), then teleported to the roof of a building [100% real] [not clickbait] (Kim would say I just climbed up with my eyes closed but he doesn't know what he's talking about)

in the basement of the building the game makes it obvious that I'm about to cross a point of no return, and I should make sure I've tied up my loose ends with people before I continue. (a small puddle of dread settles in my stomach. whatever is about to happen probably won't be good).

I press on and we find the woman we've been looking for, Ruby - at this point, the prime suspect for the murder investigation. She shoots some kind of sonic end-of-the-world ray at us (wild) which incapacitates us with Excruciating Brain Noise Pain (wild). then she tells me I apparently used to work for one of the most notorious criminals in the city. this is news to me, but finding out I used to be Corrupt Cop SupremeTM is about to be one of the least stressful parts of my day.

I ask Ruby a lot of questions; about her drug trade, about the dead man, about Klaasje, and about who I was before I deep-fried my brain, because for some reason she knows. It becomes clear that she didn’t commit the murder, and that Klaasje has lied to us. Going to have to talk to her once we get out of this (*looks into camera*).

When I finally manage to knock over Ruby’s noise ray, she pulls a gun - not on me, on herself. She doesn’t see a world in which she gets out of that basement alive and doesn’t spend the rest of her life as a fugitive, from the law as well as from the crime syndicate we both, apparently, used to be part of.

I fail the check to convince her not to kill herself. She blows her brains out right in front of me.

I proceed to do what we in the biz call “freak the fuck out“. Kim, on the other hand, seems to remain mostly levelheaded. He calmly walks me through what we need to do with the body, and what our next steps should be.

Part of my brain whispers, “Professionalism is his coping mechanism.” The statement feels like a punch to the gut. Professionalism is his coping mechanism - yeah. of course it is. that makes perfect sense. He’s the professional, he’s the one that started the week knowing how to do his job. This entire game has been a series of me freaking the fuck out and him patiently keeping me anchored.

I think, surely this will be the worst thing that happens today. Surely these will be the most intense emotions I experience this session. Surely.

We leave the basement and start making our way back to the Whirling. About halfway there, something in my brain tells me to get my gun out. (The large pond of dread in my stomach grows).

Outside the Whirling, 3 mercenaries in heavy white armour matching the type we found on the dead man in the tree stand before the Hardie boys, the group of Union-hired vigilante peacekeepers who confessed to putting him there.

Well, shit. Time to do my stupid fucking job.

Me and Kim step into the space between them, and try to explain to the mercenaries that the Hardie Boys are not the people that killed their friend. But we haven’t solved the goddamn murder yet, so I cant tell them who actually did. And the Hardie Boys were the ones who put him in that tree and left him to rot for weeks. Also, Klaasje’s fucken booked it, and so has the company representative who’s supposed to be in charge of the mercenaries.

I try, over and over, to get the mercs to calm down, step back, and rethink what they’re about to do. But they’re drunk. And they’re angry. And they just want to shoot someone about it.

So, I shoot them first. and then they shoot me back.

Now I’m on the ground, barely conscious, with Kim on his knees next to me, trying to stop me from bleeding out. And I think... could I die here?

Then a figure in white armour appears behind Kim, gun raised, the last of the mercs still standing at this point. Kim doesn’t notice her - he’s too busy trying to keep my blood inside my body, and telling me to stay awake. And I think, holy shit. Could *Kim* die here???

There’s an Authority check.

Its an Authority check because it isn’t a check for if I can warn him. Its a check for whether or not he listens to me.

I get a +1 modifier, because “The lieutenant trusts you.”

I get further +2 modifier, because “Kim *truly* trusts you.”

First of all, masterful use of the power of names there, Disco Elysium. I raise my glass.

Secondly, holy shit I have never been more ecstatic about modifiers for a check. Are you kidding? This game’s ability to emotionally destroy me with a simple +1 or +2?? Making the impact and strength of interpersonal relationships tangible and explicit through the medium of “game mechanic” ?? yes bitch sew that shit into the fabric of the world and the lens through which I view it. beautiful showstopping brilliant.

Thirdly, oh my god Kim trusts me. He truly trusts me. He trusts me enough to save his life. I turn away from my computer and punch the air for a couple seconds in victory, because I am so very stressed and also so very happy and I gotta let that energy out somehow. I’m about to die probably but I feel like I’ve won the game.

I pass the Authority check.

With the last of my fading strength, I warn Kim about the mercenary behind him. He turns and shoots at her, and then I’m gone, sunk below the surface into the black screen of unconsciousness where only Ancient Reptilian Brain and Limbic System can find me.

They’re assholes, as usual. I wonder if I’m dead.

But I’m not dead. And eventually, my brain starts to boot back up.

“He can’t go,” Volition says. “Not before the case is solved.”

“He is the infernal engine,” Limbic System hisses. “He never stops. He only gets worse.”

When I wake up, I’m back in my room in the Whirling-In-Rags, except its looking a lot cleaner than the last time I saw it. And Kim is there - a little beat up, but alive. “Sunrise, parabellum,” he says. Sunrise, prepare for war.

Apparently, I’ve been out for 2 days. I ask him what happened, and he gives me a very succinct and Professional recap. All 3 of the mercenaries are dead - Kim and I both have at least one confirmed kill, there. 3 of the Hardie boys are dead too - one took a bullet meant for Kim, and Empathy tells me that isn’t the first time someone’s died in his place. He lights a cigarette. He reports that the situation between the Union and the companies involved is tense, but hasn’t exploded. War has not descended just yet.

“And...” he says with a smile. “We are still alive. Both of us.”

Rhetoric tells me Kim didn’t expect us to step into the middle of that confrontation and both survive.

I ask if he’s hurt. He says “Not very,” even though I can tell he took a beating. He says he has a concussion, but that things would have been worse if I hadn’t warned him about the last merc.

“Thank you,” he says. “I did not see her coming. Stupid of me...”

Stupid of me. I close my eyes for a moment to have a complex emotion and a few deep breaths.

I ask how badly I’m hurt. Kim tells me I was shot in the thigh, but no major arteries were damaged. “The bullet was removed and a bacterial infection treated with mercurochrome,” he says. Passive language; professional. I ask if anyone from my station has arrived. He says he reported the situation, but no-one has turned up yet.

I ask, “If not my station, then who treated me?“

Kim replies, “I did.”

And I have to restart my brain - my real one, the one I keep my emotions in. Are you kidding? He pulled that bullet out of my leg? He treated the infection? He took care of me while I was unconscious for two days? Oh my god. Oh my god.

When I get up, I notice that the door that connects our rooms together is unlocked. He says he got the manager to open it because I was running a fever during the first night due to the infection, so he had to keep checking on me. When I thank him for keeping me alive, he says it would’ve been easier if he wasn’t concussed.

And I. hooh. I try to be normal about this and I fail miserably because for real??? He did all that?? and with a concussion?? Kim, of course, is being professional about it and saying its all part of his training. but god damn. you cannot just put scenes like this - a series of scenes like this! in a video game and expect me to come out of it alive. my heart cant take it. im too soft. ill have to take 3-5 business days to turn everything over in my head like a rotisserie chicken and write a 1800 word tumblr post to cope.

after i finish short-circuiting, Kim and I go over the case one more time. yeah, the case, the murder investigation, the reason we’re here. feels kind of far away, now. But we have a job to do.

Klaasje left a bullet trajectory on the roof, red string taped to a window, pointing out from the murder scene to a small island in the bay. She lied to us before, but she was there when the hanged man ate lead, and this is the last thing she did before she skipped town.

Kim looks tired, as if, for the first time during the course of the game, the last thing he wants to do is investigate this godforsaken murder. But seven people died two days ago because of this murder, and this red string is all we’ve got.

I say, “Kim, lets go to the fucking island.”

and he says, “Okay, let’s go to the fucking island.”

then I close the game and stare at my keyboard in silence for 45 minutes.

#is this post just me transcribing the events of the game?#yes. but I needed this okay #this was So Much #and that Much cannot fit inside my head #disco elysium #disco elysium spoilers #disco elysium playthrough #cw suicide

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sheviolentlyher · 5 months

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no thanks, i'll walk.

hello. it's me. again. I'm here and that says something, it means I want to say something but dont know what, and i need the creativity of writing mixed with the movement of thoughts to help soothe me.

I have my headphones on, which helps with the over stimulation. My mind is so crossed fired.

I think about everything all the time. everything. good thing I'm not an alcoholic, I think would start as a good drunk, living in the moment. But then I would turn into a bad drunk, living in yesterday.

I dont like living in the past. I wake up everyday trying to be a present as I can. Routine takes over, but I go against the grind. I am the grind. When there is no movement, I dont know how to be still. stillness is my suffering. idle suffering. it is why I like to come here and document my thoughts. it's healthy for me to read, but I never come back here to read this shit, because that's what it is, bullshit.

I'm convinced no one knows what love is. everyone wants to be repaid, and that has proven over and over again to end in tragedy, something we happen to be good at.

it seems humanity is really good at doing bad things. that's all we hear about yeah? evil. death. homicide. war. drugs. --- fuck me man. can you imagine if we only talked about the good. would more good happen? would we all be unprepared? would be forget about mortality for a fucking second? what happens when we remember how to live, or what it's like to be alive? why do we have to be so sadistic?

do we leave the holy things to the church? ha. I need ton do more diving on religion in general. theology, is it? yeah I wanna know. when was the first church built and what did they do there? how has this ritual continued for thousands of years? lol can you tell that I have been idle? my mind is a vampire. thirsty, so thirsty. And right now? it's just what I need.

lately I haven't been do much of anything. I feel a bit defeated from the last few months if I'm honest. there have been so many things I had to reverse in my thinking patterns. These kids cant get the best of me because I am always at my best, even when I'm not. there is no in-between for me. It's either I'm learning or teaching. there is no low. Low points do not exist for me. Only neutrality. Idling.

I cant believe how advanced we are. I cant believe that year after year we keep making the same fucking things. that just do more ridiculous and useless shit. More shit for us to reflect the artificial intelligence in it all. They want us artificial, that's why it's becoming easier to spot who is actually still human. I am lucky to have found few, and that's all you need, a few, I would even swear but just having one. you only need one human that makes you feel human, not artificial, or disguised. I'm tired of looking for reassurance in a world that is never sure of anything. again, detaching from the out come. ive been really proud of the progress I have been making, it moves slow because there are so many of us, I have to observe the adaptation process, take mental notes and adjust where I need to, or act according to personality. It's why I think I can rule the world. It's why I love being a woman. I live for community, togetherness, and cultivation.

how poetically unnoticed women go. they are noticed in all the wrong ways. I feel bad for the ones who are always under the spotlight. I really always do wonder if they are truly happy. Maybe the ones how have escaped it all. Hollywood loves its corruption. lol, if that paragraph was a map it would be all over the place.

I'm doing okay. I think.

-x

#diary #raw thoughts #thoughts into the void #inside my mind #writeblr #tumblr diary

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guideaus · 1 year

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trigun stampede ep1 thoughts

cant say i like it opening right away w space, but that might be bc im biased from the anime. i liked the anime's approach a lot more than the manga's, honestly. especially not just space, but the whole seeds thing too shouldnt have been shown as the first thing

i am really not a fan of the designs of... most things in the ep lol. i've got a bone to pick w the designers for this series

the first scene was v out of context so i wont pick that apart

wish meryl didnt look 10 years old, but at least she doesnt sound 10. that was a criticism i had abt milly in the 90s anime

still upset abt the roberto guy, i guess they could change my mind but so far hes :/

i like the bits with the wildlife

im not bothered by meryl's occupation change (as a journlist only i mean), it doesnt really matter to me imo

not to have nostalgia glasses on, but i miss vash's old voice. i hear this one and im like oh this is sword art online boy/teru mp100 and i dont think i like that guy's voice anyway

again with a design thing, idk how i feel abt vash having "lost technology" so present. i made a post abt this way back, but maybe they change smth (but also they cant exactly justify the whole modern jp fashion thing in futuristic sci-fi space setting either so i wonder if theyll even attempt to explain this)

i like the bit abt vash interfering w plant stuff being added as a crime. i feel like in the original anime his bounty was iconic, but in that and the manga idk why it was even there, except to establish his contrasting pacifist nature against ppl that want the reward for his capture.

it also showing mps is a bit more interesting when the manga kinda felt like it pulled order/gov out of nowhere (before knives did his best to kill everyone, mostly getting rid of that)

i love vash's face at least. hes my little meow meow, wet pathetic kitten, etc.,

im surprised nightow's never attempted to show a map of the planet before. but idk shit abt maps so i cant make any statements abt this one

i love seeing a town defend vash immediately 🥺 technically i dont think its good for new audiences, (it shows hes not some monstrous villain, but not how he couldve gotten his rep, while before it was clearly the destruction caused from other ppl going after him, and him accepting the blame) but i'll pretend that what happened to him here happened at the end of the manga instead

i thought the ep was gonna imply meryl is like a spoiled rich kid from the city, but i guess not lol... (or kinda??)

the part where the plant is explicitly explained felt a little too hamfisted, or not subtle lol, like some video game, meant for the audience, not really any character. even if they used meryl's newly-out-of-school-sheltered-kid thing theyre doing

it seems weird the bar owner was in charge of the town?

also weird they just stopped talking abt vash's arm of "lost technology"

the villain for the ep being goofy was nice. v reminiscent of the original

no one can tell me a .22 bullet comes out of vash's gun... but also ig u could say smth abt that maybe

the music sounds nice :)

seems weird the corrupt cops just leave?? wouldve thought theyd get mobbed lol... and did the plant get fixed either too lol?

i think vash telling anyone abt his bro, esp the day he met said person, doesnt make sense

i dont think that flashback was necessary, either

and knives can go all out jamming, doing what ever he wants. its fine, he can be as weird as he likes

i dont really like the ending either. i dont know japanese music, but this also has to be modern jpop lol. where are the wurmple cries

also i forgot to say but theres nothing wrong w the cgi. anyone complaining abt that is automatically dumb lol

#personal #trigun spoilers

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arttrampbelle · 1 year

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Cw: vent

Vent time.

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Mk11 doesn't have plotholes

IT HAVE PLOT CHASMS. PLOT ABYSSES.

Plots so huge,so confusing,so stupid. It makes the old sub zero mythologies,and special forces side games look like decent plots.

The only thing good about it is the og actor is back as shang but even then it's still painful.

9,story is garbage. But the gameplay is amazing.

10,gameplay is out of this world. Story is mid,horrible for some characters but solid main big boss. Online i heard is better than 11. But i hate online competitive gameplay. It kinda sucks the fun away. And not worth it. Plus the amount of guest characters because they killed half the roster. It's ridiculous. And unnecessary. So yeah.

11. *breathes in*. 11. Again they knew the story was crap,half baked. So they made a whole ass expansion to a lukewarm story nobody cared for. To retcon a retcon THEY MADE. And guess what? It's that "we are gonna take everything you love about this series and take a huge fat shit on it. For profit" if you like shang tsung,you may love 11. But even then it feels off. But again thats the best they can do. And you damn well we ain't gonna have this again. If there ever will be a 12. Because at this point im not so sure. And honestly i don't care if they dont make a 12.

It would be a shame. But honestly I'd rather take a non canon ACTUALLY GOOD MK GAME. no bullshit. No fillers. No guest characters. No micro transactions. Just a good ol fashioned mk game. Pick a character,pick an arena,and fight. No complicated over explained story. Simple and to the point. Let the audience and players make a story. Or at least,bring back the spirit of mk. Bring back the ACTUAL CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY part in mk,with more than 2 choices. More than "good" vs "evil" actually have real constructive morally grey areas. Like it's not that hard.

Like get better writers. Fr.

Wattpad has better writers than you NRS.

WATTPAD!

You had 30yrs to get it right. 30!

Almost as old as i am.

Fr. No excuses. You are a decent,multibillion company. Or at very least a professional one. Your servers should be always up to date. You should have things actually in a row. The basics at least.

Like there is no excuses on being sloppy.

This isn't just about mk. This is also from a business perspective.

If you know your story isnt solid. Get better writers. Or tell your writers to stop relying on dumb tropes. And have actual creativity.

You can make things modern without pandering.

You can have nods to nostalgia without pandering too.

Subtle is better.

Cheeky one liners you cant rely on.

If the motives aren't solid. Then things fall apart.

Like they knew that if they dont bring back shang tsung as a big bad boss. It would suck.

Because how can they top corrupt form shinnok. Let's be honest....that was badass.

Nothing was ever really changed. And its a waste of time.

We get nothing but absolute perfection from tagawa's performance. But other then him. Mk11 is weak af.

So again. You like cary hiroyuki tagawa? Good. You're in luck. You like shang tsung? He's the man of the hour.

If you like anything else,anybody else,NRS said fuck you.

Which sucks. Because as a shang tsimp. It pisses me off that that's all they relied on.

And they can't pull that shit again. Because people will know. They already probably do.

They rely on cheap gimmicks,to prey on non mk fans,new fans who haven't touched mk in their whole ass existence and are just getting into it,and y'all fall for it. Because people seem to have short attention spans and need their gatcha fix no matter how poor quality.

Like im sorry. Even if you are new. Have better standards in storytelling. This is a professional company. They shouldn't be worse then us fans telling fart jokes in a fanfic about silly fighting game characters in colorful jammies.

Im just saying.

Im done venting now.

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