#stand up comedies

[thoughtportal]

Gentrified food snacks

#tiktok #comedy #stand up comedy #comedians #stand up #jokes #coca cola #snack food #funny #capital vs labor #history

[feeldco]

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#feeld #standup #stand up comedy #funny #dating #sexpositivity #sexuality

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #stand up #comedy #texas #5k #10k #15k #20k

[poetry-protest-pornography]

My love @chelebell sent me this, and the whole thing is gold.

My fellow elder millennials/xennials, have this perfect 4 minutes of comedy.

To any gen z-ers who see this, please listen to Iliza, we're with you, but our backs hurt and we're so tired.

#iliza shlesinger #stand up #millennials #comedy

[frostedicebells]

“And I don’t think anybody should feel bad if they get diagnosed with a mental illness, ’cause it’s just information about you that helps you to know how to take better care of yourself.

“Being bipolar, there’s nothing wrong with it. Being bipolar is like not knowing how to swim. It might be embarrassing to tell people, and it might be hard to take you certain places. But they have arm floaties. And if you just take your arm floaties, you can go wherever the hell you want.

“And I know some of you are like, ‘But Taylor, what if people judge me for taking arm floaties?’ Well, those people don’t care if you live or die, so maybe who cares? Maybe fuck those people a little. I don’t know.”

Taylor Tomlinson, Look At You (2022)

#i love her already #taylor tomlinson #look at you #netflix #stand up comedy #i’m not a comedy person but this was funny #brain management #brain fuckery #all the medication please

[anouchard]

PSA: @jonnywaistcoat just threatened to kill Gwen off because I kept punning in the @macguffinandco stream, so if Gwen just ... disappears, please know that I am sorry, I love her, I have only myself to blame, and I went down laughing.

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #magpod #magnus protocol #Gwen flies too close to the sun #Noosh flies too close to the pun #Always knew stand-up comedy was my calling

[tonyzaret]

Ready to go totally bonkers?

#stand up comedy

[goddamnshinyrock]

...to be fair I do this while it's in sitting mode, too. Can't escape The Elbow Lean, RIP to my back.

ETA: before anyone says it, my vision is perfect, it's been checked, I'm just incapable of posture

#my art #tfw you stand up to avoid terrible posture in a terrible chair and then notice your posture followed you there #that 'monitor riser' is actually three of my thickest books lol #while my laptop is on the divine comedy and the chicago manual of style #my monitor lives on Mariposa Road the collected Jeeves stories and American Warblers #Two of the latter I haven't actually read yet because they've just become my monitor stand #I should. swap those out so I can read them sometime lol

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was looking for my friend in a dormitory exclusively for transmasc people. He is, in fact, amab, so I don’t know why I thought he’d be there. I eventually found him in the back-row seats of a theater where he was watching a stand-up comedian do a routine about My Little Pony.

#dream #text #January 7th 2024 #transmasc #amab #dormitory #tehater #stand up comedy #comedian #mlp #my little pony

[johannestevans]

when straight people are trying to figure out who's the man in a relationship that on purpose has 2 women in it and no men

#musings #johannes selfies #gay standup #stand up comedy

[lonelyzarquon]

DOCTOR WHO | Death in Heaven

#doctor who #dwedit #dwgif #timelordgifs #tvedit #scifiedit #kate stewart #jemma redgrave #s8 #death in heaven #mine #my gifs #you're serving c*nt? there's an alien invasion and you're serving c*nt? #well... keep it up ma'am #also while making this i just noticed how Many cuts they make here #let me look at the woman's face dammit! #however the shots of cybermen just standing there like :| are toooo funny #comedy gold. man i love doctor who

[thoughtportal]

Happy Lunar New Year!

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#tiktok #lunar new year #korean war #moon #stand up comedy #stand up #asia #colonialism #soviet union #imperialism

[feeldco]

#feeld #standup #stand up comedy #funny #dating #sexpositivity #sexuality #swifties #non monogomous #monogamous #monogamy #enm #ethical non monogamy

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #stand up #comedy #trans jokes

[animusrox]

#hasan minhaj #stand up comic #the king's jester #comedy #netflix #chai tea #chai #naan #memes #meme #kane52630 #tv

[goldenpinof]

do you know if the video is monetized? i have youtube premium so i can't tell and was just curious if there are ad breaks in it

it is!

also, may i show people the tags:

#no stand-up comedy! #if his management calls it a stand-up again i'm gonna write some angry emails #answered #wad dvd