#stop it she gay bro

[distraughtlesbian]

literally the best part of this whole stupid book iwlove weird obsessed horndogs thee villain archetype of all time. he’s so silly. “we could’ve had a life together”, he says to his lesbian ex-neighbour who he’s just shot with a crossbow bolt meanwhile her girlfriend who he’s also just shot is half dead across the room. god i love it here he said me and the bad bitch im going to fumble

#WHAT A FUCKING FREAK IJBOL!!!!!! #MORE PSYCHOSEXUALLY OBSESSED WEIRDO VILLAINS PIXELBERRY I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN U. #their villains are usually so cringe and one note at least this one is memorable #mind you this could have used more buildup. up until like chapter 19 he still had the benefit of the doubt #his ass was NOT beating the twist villain allegations but the fucking freak allegations were a whole separate beast #and he could be presumed innocent in those. like sure i guess these are just average fanatic werewolf hunter antics. #like EYE had my suspicions. him sending that frat bro to sexually harass mc was a fucking freak move #but like in general he was coming off as someone who was just a normal amount of concerned about a friend of theirs falling in w a cult #like girl why am i following my cringe fwb into the pool house to be all ‘babe this isnt u :(’ #i dont CARE i wanna go engage with the twist antagonist who at this point my mc still thinks is kind of normal/their friend!!! #but alas that’s just pb for you. we WILL NOT stick a landing ever. they make all the new writers swear to never write a villain that makes #sense or is well foreshadowed. ONLY side characters who you would never suspect bc they have like 5 lines in the whole book. #like you’ll never be duffy veilofsecrets you’ll never recapture that magic. #anyway. markus choicesalpha the fucking weirdo cringefail stalker incel loser you could have been…kermit looking out rainy window dot png #maeve speaks #playchoices #choices #pixelberry #choices alpha #channing lowe #markus barnes #side note this whole thing probably has a Much different vibe with a male mc #but as it is it’s like ijbol. channing is cringe and emotionally unavailable but how could you POSSIBLY compare to a buff werewolf bitch #he is so completely not a contender that its comedic to me. you think WE could have had a LIFE TOGETHER? #even if my mc had never ever met channing SHE IS A LESBIAN!!!! SHES GAY DUDE STOP IT LOL #and with a female mc and male channing its like yeah whatever average incel number 10 billion. wow youre going to kill me bc some other guy #is hotter than you? eyeroll. at least channing canonically gives great head.

[searidings]

as a Scientist who works in a Laboratory, it always makes me laugh seeing how dressed up Lena is in her lab. in my building, 9/10 of us are in jeans/joggers, a t-shirt, and an oversized lab coat. the odd postdoc might wear a collared shirt if they're feeling fancy, but that's about it

okay but are YOU on a one track mission to get railed into next year by a hunky kryptonian-come-reporter who could land on your lab doorstep at any time, thus necessitating the eternal presence of the fruitiest horniest wardrobe choices your wildly overinflated bank account can afford? check and mate

#bless her gay little heart #if the answer to the above question is 'no' my follow up would be 'why' #if the answer is 'yes' then all i can say is congrats bro #hope you're having a wonderful day #in your lab-safety-appropriate attire <3 not lena tho #can't stop for science she's too busy doing hot girl shit (being obviously gay) #asks #anonymous

[airbenderedacted]

deathstar shippers stop going out of ur way to tell me you hate dominator being a lesbian and that you’re homophobic asf challenge (impossible, apparently)

#(cw: put under a read more for homophobia & transphobia 😬) #LITERALLY went ''lemme say the quiet part out loud'' BRO THIS IS LIKE THE 6TH(????) TIME I'VE HAD SUCH AN ENCOUNTER #except i will say that this is the first time it wasn't unprovoked. i did @ them first to ask why they were leaving replies on my posts- #-saying hater's crush on dominator is creepy bc they 'look like they have an age gap' meanwhile they've liked AND MADE #-comments elsewhere shipping her with men that are way WAY older than her and sometimes visibly so like. hater and her are the same agegroup #so i was like. what is going on here huh??? ANFD THEN THEY JUST SAY THIS SHIT why am i ever surprised anymore lmao #shout out to this person for adding transphobia to their shittiness for Spice ig /s 🙄 eugh... #i should've seen it coming bc they were referencing a page on the woy wiki THAT USES STEVENSON'S CORRECT NAME & PRONOUNDS #AND YET THEY WERE ADAMANT ON USING HIS DEADNAME AND SHE/HER PRONOUNS LIKE.. I SHOULD'VE EXPECTED THIS I SHOULD'VE EXPECTED THIS but still 🤢 #i dont ever wanna stop giving ppl the benefit of the doubt but oh my god do These people test me. every time. goes like this Every Single T- #on god only like twice or smthn have i seen [REDACTED] shippers be like.. very decent to me and literally just ignorant #and they were from here and i just ask them to not interact bc it makes me uncomfortable and they're like i dont get it but ofc #and i never see them again #AND THEN EVERY OTHER PERSON WHO IS INTO THIS SHIT I HAVE *EVER* COME ACROSS #FUCKING JUST... JUMPS INTO MY MENTIONS OUT OF NOWHERE. LITERALLY I DONT EVEN?? DO ANYTHING I DONT GO NEAR THEM BRO #THEY FUCKING SNIFF ME OUT OR SOME SHIT FOR HAVING A DNI ON OTHER SITES AND GO #''OH SO YOU THINK I'M WRONG FOR HAVING TO REIMAGINE GAY/LESBIAN CHARACTERS AS STRAIGHT SO I CAN ENJOY THEM?'' LIKE- WTF? YES? IT IS #also i kid you not this is an actual thing someone has gone out of their way to look me up and yell at me over for like an hour straiught #on twitter. it was unhinged. like they were convinced straight ppl are oppressed any time gay characters exist #bc gay characters existing makes them unlikable and unrelatable and unconsumable to straights like damn ok if u feel that way die abt it? #it's just so unhinged like bruh GO AWAY LMAO??? SHUT UP! I DONT CARE LITERALLY JUST KEEP UR FREAK BIGOT SHIT TO URSELF GET OUT #again that specifically doesn't apply to this person who technically WAS @ by me first bc i was like.. hey... hey what's going on here HUH #but oh my god they turn out to be vocally homophobic every single time. i was always hoping i was like... #over generalizing these people as being fucking homophobic just bc 1) the vibes r always like that 2) it's faster to say #BUT OH MY GOD THEY REALLY ARE HOMOPHOBIC AS A WHOLE WHAT THE FUCK I LITERALLY ALWAYS WENT OUT OF THE WAY TO BE LIKE aint no way ahah BUT NO? #BRO???? GET OUT OF HERE THIS SHOW IS NOT FOR YOU Y'ALL ARE CREEPS #THEY FEEL SO EMBOLDED TO SAY THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD EVERY SINGLE TIME WITHOUT PROMPTING. I ALWAYS MAKE FUCKING SURE TO NOT ACCUSE BIGOTRY #AT MOST I'LL JUST BE LIKE yeah so straightwashing is a thing that's homophobic so don't do that IF ANYTHING. I NEVER CALL THE PERSON THAT #AND EVERY TIMEEEE THEY JUST GO MASK OFF WITH ''BTW I DONT LIKE THE GAYS'' I OEIUFKGEJRHGUKJDFS EVERY TIME EVERY TIME WTFFFFF #usually being right about things is epic. not this THIS IS JUST.. GWORLS WHAT HE FUCK

[waddlinglandshark]

LOCAL TRANS COUPLE ATTEMPTS TO GO ON A PEACEFUL DATE TO THE MOVIE THEATER, HARRASSED BY POPULAR KIDS FROM SCHOOL

Quote from victim: "you're literally seniors. Why." "I didn't know people acted like that outside of school"

#trans #lgbtq #gay #bullying #hey dude #just leave us alone?? #never talked to these people btw. #they just came up and started harassing me and my boyfriend #like i didnt know they were making fun of us lmao #because they were like “wow uour bfs so hot” a #so i was like “ok... uh... thats weird but ill uh let him know???” #and her friend was very embarrassed and like ashley stop #like real bro #but she was def making fun of us just very badly #then they were in the lil arcade usinf very vulgar language in our direction #toddler behavior tbh

[ecogas]

im calling out my h0mophobic friend like !!!

#personal #she literally used the f slur when she talked about two people for no reason???? #i always feel like shes probably gay or bi but wont admit it and is hardcore adamant that shes not that #but like #bro #who even uSES STUPID STUFF LIKE THAT ANYMORE #it's probably bc i am rlly mad and tired at everything n life rn #but #like #idrc anymore? #like if u hate me 4 saying that then go stupid go crazy idk what 2 tell u fam #just stop being a h0m0phobe #its lame #ur lame #and stupid #i dont make the rules here #even if u dont agree w gay people u dont have 2 bash them #bc ik darn well that ur the type who wouldn't say that in front of a gay person #shes kinda weird like that #anyway #off to destroy my (the person i dislike the most) friendship~ #ty 4 reading~~ </3

[meru-nilaya]

guy: hello yes I'm your average kollywood mass/masala movie hero. yes i have beef with my parents because I'm not good enough for them and never reach their standards. yes my love life is very sad and difficult to start because i've only ever dated this one girl in my entire life. yes i have like 100,000,000 guy friends though. also I'm a dissapointment to my family but eventually I get accepted by everyone i care about for who I am.

me: idk that's kinda gay dude

#i watched don #thats it thats my explanation #dang sivakarthikeyan really out there exposing a desi queer person's entire lifestyle and trauma #'i formed a really close bond with a couple a buddies here. we're bros. i love them. i'd die for them. #and then theres this girl i saw at the bus stop and i thought 'hm seems nice she's my wife now' #look when done right love at first sight is sweet but #gimme my gay friends to lovers rn pls #desiblr #*points at post* is this a dissertation #kollywood #bollywood

[bylertruther]

idc if it's mean idc if it's petty i know they're fictional characters but it is fucking whack cringe and insane to act like mike's monologue was some real shit idc. idc!!!!!!!!!! how do midlevens not realize that that scene can't be romantic and it's a gesture that is bound to blow in midleven's face BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY NOT REAL. THOSE ARE WILL'S FEELINGS. THOSE ARE WILL'S THOUGHTS ABOUT MIKE. THAT WAS WILL THAT MADE HIM FEEL LOVED ENOUGH TO DO THAT. THAT WAS NOT ELEVEN. YOU SAY THAT YOU LOVE ELEVEN AND YET WHEN SHE BEGGED HIM WHILE LITERALLY SOBBING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF HE JUST SAID SHE WAS BEING RIDICULOUS AND DEFLECTED THE BLAME TO OTHER PEOPLE EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS TALKING TO HIM AND TELLING HIM HOW HE MAKES HER FEEL. AND THEN RIGHT FUCKING AFTER YOU SAT THERE AND YOU WATCHED MIKE GO INTO WILL'S ROOM AND APOLOGIZE TO HIM DIRECTLY AND TELL HIM EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS TO HEAR AND FUCKING MEAN IT. WITHOUT WILL HAVING TO ASK. EVEN WHEN WILL TRIED TO GET HIM TO STOP. YOU SAW THE SCENE WHERE WILL SAID SOMETHING ABOUT WANTING TO TELL SOMEONE THE TRUTH BUT BEING SCARED THAT THEY WOULDN'T LIKE IT AND THEN MIKE NODDED. MIKE REFUSES TO TELL WILL WHAT IT WAS THAT HE COULDN'T SAY. HE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT IT LIKE HE SHOULD'VE JUST SAID IT EVEN IF HE DIDN'T MEAN IT—SOMETHING THAT HE STRUGGLES WITH BECAUSE FRIENDS DON'T LIE AND HE WOULDN'T WANT TO LIE ABOUT SOMETHING THAT BIG BECAUSE WHILE HE DOES LOVE HER HE DOESN'T LOVE HER LIKE THAT, THE WAY THAT SHE WANTS TO BE LOVED. IF HIM TELLING HER THAT HE LOVED HER WASN'T A LIE, THEN THEY WOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT SCENE ABOUT THE TRUTH. it's clownery tomfoolery it's gross like girl . they are gay. idc. i feel like a crazy person whenever it happens it's like. stop erasing a gay character. will did that. WILL built that house. WILL'S GAY ASS BUILT THAT SHIP OF YOURS AFTER MICHAEL TORE IT THE FUCK DOWN. MIKE KNOWS THAT ELEVEN DOESN'T NEED HIM. ELEVEN KNOWS THAT SHE DOES NOT NEED HIM. THEY BOTH KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. SHE BEGGED HIM TO TELL HER HE LOVED HER AND HE REFUSED TO HEAR IT. HE CLOSED HIMSELF UP. AND BECAUSE WILL IS A SWEET ANGEL THAT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HE MEDDLED AND CONFESSED BUT VEILED IT AND IT'S A BIG FAT LIE THAT'S GOING TO SINK YOUR SHIP AGAIN AND RETURN IT TO THE SAME STATE IT WAS IN BEFORE WILL INTERFERED. LIKE HELLO. HELLO?!?!?

#it's just . STOP ERASING WILL? GAY PEOPLE EXIST? #SHE IS LITERALLY NOT TALKING TO HIM AT THE END?? SHE WENT ON AN ENTIRE JOURNEY TO FIND HERSELF? #AFTER HAVING AN ARGUMENT WITH MIKE WHERE SHE REALIZED THAT HE DOESN'T SEE HER FOR WHO SHE IS? #'NOT HOPPER. NOT MIKE. YOU.' 'THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN STUPID BOYS.' ????/ #LITERALLY WHAT' SNOT CLICKING !!!!!!!! #i feel like travis the chimp im sorry i kno they're fictional but its like . #not even in the fake fucking fictional world do people want to see us like not even in fiction can we exist bro god DAMN #gay people exist die mad abt it die miserably abt it idc.

[hauntedpearl]

what if i bingeread all of otessa moshfegh's backlist who will stop me

#no one will stop me im just not readinf much these days rip but WHAT IF I DID THO #her eileen looks SO INTERESTING it looks SO GAY i wanna read jt!!! #also year of Rest and Relaxation obviously #there was this Shirley jackson short story collection thing in there idk what it was but i wanna read it #god it's like. there's juat some writers you *know* you'll love #otessa moshfegh's that writer for me. she just has that vibe bro #booklr #doe talks books #tbr discussions

[plumbogs]

heather is fun and full of whimsy :)

Martin wanted to invite someone over and this dormie was the only one without a job in the way. As soon as he arrived, Martin had to work, so heather had some fun influencing him to put soap in the fountain. She also wanted to invite over someone, and she and Alex Goth were like 2 points away from best friends. They became friends while Martin was away.

Apparently they had an existing slight dislike of each other, because as soon as Martin got home it was on sight.

it was like this for hours. alex just stood there waiting for him to stop crying so he could start shoving him around again. he's so mean for no reason idk what martin ever did to him. martin didn't even homewreck this one what is the problem...

#sims 2 gameplay #heather huffington #<- forgot what my plan was for her. i know i had one though. i also just missed her she's a silly femme #martin ruben #<- what is the issue here. why are they fighting. what did martin do. #like douglas has a reason to be pissed at him if he ever found out about the affair #i mean alex probably KNOWs about it because cassie works with both martin and kent and you know she is NOT keeping that a secret to her bro #and alex would know anyways he's a nosy bitch. in many ways. #i mean martin COULD homewreck him he does have a bolt with beau and if alex doesn't stop being an asshole there's a motivation there #martin doesnt seem like it's intentional tho i feel like this one falls on kent bigtime and beau's loyal aside from the benedick situation #the megahood gay community is a fucking mess but the lesbians are all chill. unless i intervene. #alexander goth

[tashasbabe]

i have a built in girlfriend! (her boyfriend does NOT like me.)

#stop thats a joke shes just a friend #just a friend... #IM JOKING HELP #just a flipping friend.. #guys her boyfriend does like me were eachothers pookies #me when i lie #my built in girlfriend #i love daniella so much #daniellas cult #why does it say dahhie its meant to say dannie #bye what #will someone PLEASE play roblox with me bro #lesbian #queer #wlw #fake gay #someone play roblox with me NOW

[w0rped-moss]

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my dad and my stepmom were really accepting when I came out as a she/her but biggest issue is that they keep calling me the gendered child because all my siblings are genderless

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op your parents literally said you have blue setae and pronouns

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THEY LITERALLY SAID I HAVE BLUE SETAE AND PRONOUNS I HATE THIS HOUSE

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rip to everyone who died in the infection but I’m different

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I’m fighting the infection and I haven’t gotten infected yet. I think the king is lying to us

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I’m gonna kill the king

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I was in a conference today explaining the plague and what we could do to stop it and without thinking I said “the wyrm only knows what to do now” to his majesty’s face and he just looked at me in confusion and I thought I was gonna get fired or executed or something but he just replied with “why the fuck do you think I know?”

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YOU CANT DO THOS TO ME

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born to be a mad scientist forced to be the god/king of hallownest

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anyone want to babysit my kid. I don’t pay anything but you do get to kill me at the end.

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reminder that you are NOT obligated to like your siblings! siblings are nothing. wanna know what matters. gay sex

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and art

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hm. it is suspicious that @/palekingofficial has been gone for a long time. it seems the coward has changed his account. I suspect that @/littleghost is actually @/palekingofficial simply trying to shirk his duties

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are you on drugs or are you just an idiot

#hollow knight #hollow knight meme #hk meme #hk shitpost

[toytulini]

Why did you have to read Ben Carson's book to get access to the twilight books? What was stopping you from just getting the twilight books? I'm confused and curious

BKGDJWVIVE oh my god i just saw this sorry. my mom made me read the ben carson book before she was willing to buy me the last 2 books while i was in middle school. it was dumb but in retrospect its so ridiculous its funny.

#asks #theswootasticalstargirl #i think it was like? some dumb shit about it being educational? idk it really Wasnt and most importantly that was The Only Time #that she did that #i think she was just like worried that the last 2 were going to he too mature for me or smth? it was fine #similar energy to the time i wanted to read the house of night series and she was gonna read them before me to make sure they were okay #but she cant read without falling asleep and couldnt make ut past the first couple pages so she just gave up and let me buy and read #well not all of them but a good chunk for awhile before i got bored w them and stopped #ALSO i think it was cos. i think he operated on [redacted] someone we knew #so it felt more personal to her i guess? than just a rando surgeon #and ill say this it seems like he was very good at the brain surgery. wish he Only Stuck to The Brain Surgery #wish he understood that just because hes good at one very technical and difficult thing does not mean he is #going to be a political genius or even super smart about a lot of things #bro u used up a lot of ur brainspace for brain surgery knowledge and thats very cool and all but i need you to recognize #it doesnt make you qualified to have opinions about gay ppl Please for the love of fuck stop sharing your unhinged opinions sir #thanks for saving [redacted]s life and all but im not voting for you sorry.

[kethabali]

hm so i started watching htgawm and so much DRAMA why.. maybe i don't understand the point of the show yet bc i'm still in season 1 but i'm already becoming disinterested bc so much drama and not for any valid plot reasons imo i wouldve stopped watching but i just am CRAVING a crime show and this one is kinda diverse (still racism in there and homophobia but at least theres poc and gay characters at all yknow) there's a lot of capitalism and neurotypical as the default messaging that i don't like

#lol we be asking for the bare minimum with diversity and can't even get it #not surprised just pissed off #when connor called wes' place ghetto #bro wtf #and making connor a gay stereotype #the “can't commit and sleeps with every hot boy” #if ur gonna make a show w gay people maybe don't make him a walking stereotype #but like fr my main problem #SO MUCH DRAMA #the whole time im like bro i wouldve dipped so long ago #who can live with this kind of stress #why they wanna be around people they don't like #like annalise calling bonnie miserable and pathetic #but still working and living with her?? #why?? #also i like annalise but why did they make her mean for no reason #to me it just seems like they gave into the angry black woman stereotype #like when she told micaela shes not her mother and to stop whining #she had a good point the court trial was at the same time as her other class #she can't just drop everything for one class #and FRANK #hes such A DICK #like laurel said he's misogynistic #so i''m confused why they made her sleep with him #bonnie and frank telling the keating 5 “there are stupid questions” #and bonnie saying what to do so they like them better #also laurel having to EARN respect #no u dont need to earn that u just deserve to be respected #a lot of moral problems with these characters but there are some endearing moments ig #and them not being all white makes me less harsh on them

[chisatowo]

Y'know one thing I find funny is that it seems like everyone else's reaction to Ena's mom in the last 25ji event was to be like omg finally a good sekai parent while mines was cool time to give Ena and Akito mommy issues too

#rat rambles #sekai posting #you have to understand The Lore that exists in my head only #yes it involves both the crossover siblings and my hispanic hcs. just trust me bro #she exists in a similar space as kanade's dad in my mind where they are trying their best but their best isnt. that great #theyre not terrible ppl but they are messy ppl and this does effect their children #again you need to know The Lore to get it which I will not go into rn cause alas I am cringe but not free 😔 #if I ever stop pulling shit out of my ass for fictional moms assume I have died <3 /j #anyways Im gonna try to sleep now wish me luck #oh but also good news for all the ppl wanting her to get a divorce in my hcs she was never married in the first place <3 #she simply supports gay rights (and wrongs :/)

[manic-misfit]

I had a terribly stressful start to my day, so she sent coffee and sweets to me at work and tbh still gonna cry about it on main cuz she’s a sweetheart and I adore her so much ;w;

#Also watched cartoons with me after work #also just in general constantly does little things to help make my day better when she can 🥺 #like bro i want her forever #for👏🏻ev👏🏻er👏🏻 #V #she does so many cute little things i cant stop thinking about pls #the way she says goodbye on the phone oml if you see this im not laughing at you again i swear ily #her laugh tho hhhhh #actually so gay for her #shes so creative and smart and funny and caring and just aaaaaaaa #also i never stop wanting to fuck the shit out of her #i didnt say that lol #fr fr tho she’s so good to me it makes me wanna cry at least ten times a day lol

[we-r-loonies]

an actual guide to british slang for foreign marauders writers.

because i am sick of seeing

a) people using american english eg. mom, sneakers

b) people overusing "mate" and "innit"

alright? = a greeting, like hello.

everyday words

ain't = haven't

scran = food, or to describe eating

swear down = promise

"swear down, I didn't do nothing,"

bloody = can be used in any sentence at any time

"bloody hell" "its bloody pissing it down out there" "i was bloody wankered"

bloke = a man

innit = isn't it?

mate = equivalent of calling someone bro

bruv, lad, my son = bro, dude, etc

fags, rollies, ciggies, (NOT A SPLIFF) = cigarettes

trust = trust me

"trust, ill tell you later"

chatting (what you chatting about?) = what are you on about?

quid = pound

proper buzzing = really excited

good

sound = good

bangin' = really good

lush = good

"that scran was lush"

jokes = a laugh, funny

bare = a lot of

fit = physically attractive

"he's well fit, isn't he?"

pissed = drunk

dodgy/dodge = questionable

bad

are you taking the piss? = are you having a laugh?

thats peak = thats bad

not being funny, but... = no offense but...

gordon bennett! = surprise, shock, disbelief

slag off = talk badly about someone

"she was slagging her off to anyone who'd listen"

minging, rank = disgusting

bloody nora = expression of surprise, irritation

bollocks = nonsense, something bad

"stop talking bollocks, mate"

skint = broke

prat, git = an idiot

insults

a melt = a pathetic person

clapped = ugly

"he's fucking clapped..."

sket = a promiscuous woman

slag = ^^

minger = an unattractive person

plonker = calling someone silly, not offensive

"don't be a plonker..."

cunt = VERY OFFENSIVE!

wanker, tosser = a general insult

bender, poof = a gay man, used insultingly

#marauders #the marauders #british slang #slang #fanfic #writing guide #writing help #help #writing advice #jegulus #starchaser #wolfstar