#tags kill me bro

[zoevint]

SPYRO RENTS AN APARTMENT!

#i get it buddy #i get it #spyro the dragon #classic spyro #moneybags #spyro moneybags #spyro art #moneybags art #cartoonist #doodle #rent #rent jokes #tags kill me bro

[suja-janee]

Bireena request: 2/5 (request from anonymous)

Uhh slight boobie warning under the cut vvv

The titan versions get along a little TOO well hehehehehehehhehehe

#sus tag #bireena #bi han x sareena #sareena x bi han #bi Han #sareena #mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #titan bi han #sub zero #mortal kombat mythologies #so yeah I don’t think bi Han can sing really #big bro needs some cough drops first #I’ve heard someone ai generate him singing and it almost cause me permanent damage 💀 #I don’t think he can dance either since he seems to be more focused on physical strength than gymnastics unlike Kuai Liang #but I think titan bi Han is nice enough that he’d make an attempt for Sareena #he’s just built different #a good guy..l well I mean not perfect I’m sure his kill count is just as bad as regular bi Han #but I think he took steps to ensure he’d be a better person #headcanon- Sareena is dead in his universe along with many of his loved ones so he has survivors guilt #which led him to becoming a better person #basically living his life they way he thought they’d want him to #for Sareena.. bi Han is dead in her universe so seeing this one nearly broke her heart again but she saw the significant improvement #she probably became the way she is because she got sick of people losing themselves to temptation on evil #so she’s probably got the same motives as Ashrah #also she’s got a daughter from her bi Han before he died #so it came as a shock when titan bi Han met the lil one #BUT ANY WAY THIS IS ALL NONSENSE #imma stop rambling for now #my art

[golyadkin]

you can trust them, they're super scientists

#the venture bros #comics #pete white #billy quizboy #billy whalen #rusty venture #dean venture #hank venture #incorrect quotes #source: modern family #source: frasier #there was gonna be a fifth but it involved brock and i'm nowhere near brave enough to attempt drawing brock for the first time #also my back is killing me i need to do my physio lmao #here take these #i mostly did this because i wanted to draw the baking soda one ignore the errors and missing shit and whatever it's like 10pm #art tag

[icantdothistodaybruh]

yea sooooo I may have or may have not watched and instantly rewatched all kuro musicals in existence in a spawn of one week and now have roughly 40 screenshots to redraw from

I think I might be insane or something

#it's all sebaciel of course #god I wish I could erase my memory and rewatch the most beautiful death and tango on the campania #the latter I watched like 3 times but death I found a long long while ago so now it must've been my tenth or so rewatch #and I'm still so not normal about the final song and overall parallels between sebaciels and alan x eric i'm fijsdfdjfo #and sebastian is so dumb he is sO BLIIIINDDDD IT'S CRAZY #“me? going against my nature and principles over some tiny human? I could neve-” yeah bro mhm talk about it after the gwa and rciel reveal #also fellas is it gay to *pretend* to try to wake up your master just so you can have an excuse to carry him? #and then sing about how every night you fantasize about kissing him and holding him? #is it fellas?? #and the whole scene of alan's death when in his memories he and eric VERY PLATONICALY look at falling petals and he goes #“ah so beautiful it looks like snowfall :)” #and fucking moments later sebastian kills eric the souls are flying everywhere just so ciel could go #“ah so beautiful it looks like snowfall :|” #I'm going fucking insaine I hate it here every time is like the first #"some things are simply meant to be beautiful” proceeds to STARE AT CIEL FOR A GOD DAMN ETERNITY #I can't I literally can't I'm miserable #sebaciel #was so busy with my rant I even forgot to include the tag at first oh my god

[archerofunspeakablelove]

Yassen "not sentimental" Gregorovich, who drinks grenadine because Hunter introduced him to it, who threw away his grandfather's watch because Hunter told him to, who tried to prove he was a killer because he thought Hunter wanted him to be, who was happy about the scar Hunter gave him when saving his life, who wouldn't kill Alex because he is Hunter's son, because Hunter, because Hunter, because Hunter. But sure, Yassen, you're not sentimental. We totally believe you.

#chaotic ramblings #I'm gonna start tagging these as #coster #john rider #alex rider #yassen gregorovich #russian roulette #eagle strike #kinda? #anyways reading rr rn and “i drink it to this day” punched me in the gut #bro swears off all habits apart from the ones hunter gave him #and he swears off habits BECAUSE of hunter #like for the most part he's the perfect assassin but his one weakness (after he got over not being able to kill) was John #i wonder if that's going to end up being used against him #(I'm not finished with the book yet)

[coridallasmultipass]

TG: bro flew off the handle TG: theres seriously something weird going on with him TT: So you finally noticed. TG: no i mean it TG: just beat him in a strife for the first time TG: he fucking lost it TT: That would imply he ever had it to begin with. TG: if you saw what i saw TG: ugh i dont even know TG: forget it

So listen, everyone loves a Decap Dirk, that's my main excuse. I thought about what if Bro tries to get Dave to finish him off early. IDK. It was a shitpost kind of idea, but I just kept making the drawing a more finished quality, and so I had to commit to finishing it.

Bro and Dave are trans men.

Still HQ versions and image text under the cut:

Image text: Fuckin' do it, Dave. C'mon, man. You won. Finish the job. DO IT! Haa Haa... [Image is from Dave's point-of-view. Bro's neck is pinned under Dave's sword, his sunglasses are askew and he has a wild grin and facial piercings. Bro holds Dave in place by grabbing his shirt. Bro's eyes are wide, and his left one shows a flash of billiard ball patterns before returning to normal.]

#homestuck #bro #bro strider #dave #dave strider #trans bro #trans bro strider #trans dave #trans dave strider #striders #homestuck fan art #fan art #art #drawing #digital art #what do i tag this #blood #the gif killed the quality i fought so hard for lmao some weird glitch was happening while i drew where i kept seeing pixels #(i have proof of that happening too bc the eyedropper was able to see the diff lol it was weird) #but yeah theres my drawing that took me ages to finish ugh the colour choices were so difficult to do #i had to do all the shading on the same layer because of the lighting being weird which was a whole challenge #i love how it looks i just wish it wasnt such a weird idea #Cori.exe #Image.exe #Create.exe #gif warning

[hajihiko]

The crime boat speedruns their Getting Past It therapy when they dock at a pretty island and everyone does MDMA together

#Just kidding children don't do drugs and such. And don't read more tags #Idk man I think everyone being like 'no bro I understand why you killed me I get it and your hair is so soft' wouldn't impede the speed #Grudges?? What grudges?? We cuddled for 5 hours last night we're past that. Why don't you try touching some soft hair and maybe you'll cal #not an art #Drug cw #Ok don't do drugs tho but if you DO then be in a great environment like me

[theminecraftbee]

Normally, traitors aren’t frog-marched to the Emperors themselves, regardless of what rank of information they had. These aren’t normal circumstances, though, Techno bemoans to himself. For one, the man is refusing to speak anything but French and a tiny amount of broken Bayesh. For another, on being made, he immediately handed over about three folders of classified information then loudly waited for handcuffs to be put on him.

Phil is lounging in his throne; he’d never been one for propriety. This leaves Techno to be, uh, the actually serious one. The one adorned in uniform, sitting and glowering down. It’s lucky that the traitor isn’t a pigman, because Techno isn’t actually great at glowering, but humans are weird about pigman facial expressions so he should be fine?

The traitor stands before them and grins. In perfect Bayesh, he says: “Finally. It took way too long for you to catch me, bitch.”

Techno pauses. He stares. In Piglish, he barks to his guards: “Everyone out. It’s Leader business.”

They file out. They’ll be waiting outside. Phil straightens in his seat and reaches for his own sword.

Techno, laboriously, drags his hand across his face. He switches back to Bayesh. God, does he regret being fluent in multiple languages sometimes. “What are you doing here, Tommy.”

“Showing you your intelligence weak points, fucker. Do you know how easy it is to slip Bayesh spies in here? I was smooth. A smooth customer. I was hearing classified milkitary secrets—”

“You were caught within two hours,” Techno says.

“That’s—that’s just what you think, innit?” Tommy says. Phil laughs. He’s the real traitor here.

“Tommy. I don’t wanna have to cause an international incident, but I’ve had a really long day, so if you just tell me who hired you to run a spy op, and why you decided it was a good idea to run it yourself, instead of sending one of your experts…”

“No one,” Tommy says.

“Hey, don’t lie you little shit. Techno might not want to start an incident but I don’t care,” Phil says. He grins and holds up his sword. “You wanna wake up in a jail cell and reveal some secrets? We may all be Leaders but it won’t stop torture from hurting.”

“What the fuck, Phil,” Tommy says.

“No one’s torturing anyone. We’ll just bomb them later if we must,” Techno says.

“And I wasn’t lying. It’s—can I take the wig off by the way? It fucking itches.”

“I despise you.”

Tommy takes off the black wig, revealing his blonde hair. “Anyway, I don’t want to work with you guys either, so I figured I’d get your attention by like, acting like we’re enemies and stuff. Got hired for espionage enough back in the day to pick up that much.”

“Who the fuck wanted you as a spy?” Phil asks.

“Fuck you,” Tommy says and doesn’t elaborate.

“Please just tell us what you want,” Techno says. “Please. I can’t handle this much you at any given time.”

“This needs to be Leader to Leader,” Tommy says, and something heavy laces his words. The hairs on Techno’s arms stand up.

“You coulda asked,” he says, in one final desperate bid for normality.

“No, I couldn’t have,” Tommy says. “I think Chip’s dead.”

Techno doesn’t notice that he’s standing until he is.

“What?”

“Yeah,” Tommy says. “Yeah. And, uh, I fucking. Need your help to figure out what happened. Before we get blamed. And I know, politically, you’ve got no reason, but if we don’t figure out—”

Techno sits back down, heavy.

“I know you understand Piglish. Let me talk in my native language. Phil.”

“Yeah, mate?”

“Go get the stuff.”

Phil’s eyes darken. “Right. That. Well, I’ll be back.”

Tommy’s voice, for the first time since Techno met him as a newly-minted Leader, standing on a wooden bench and yelling about executions, is small.

“You believe me?” he says.

“Why else would you come here?” Techno asks. “Not like we like you.”

“Good, because I’m shit at infiltrations. Would have been embarrassing if you, like, didn’t know your enemy well enough to know that,” Tommy says. He’s saying something else underneath it. Techno is neither good enough at Bayesh or at Tommy to guess what.

“Let’s work out an excuse to make a treaty. And you tell me everything.”

#smp earth #WELL THAT'S A TAG I HAVEN'T HAD TO USE IN A WHILE. #a bee fic #anyway have you ever had to excise a story hook that's appeared in your head? #anyway: in which business bay gets framed for murdering chip and unfortunately as much as tommy would like the notoriety #he can't afford to let a guy who could kill chip just run around. also no one believes him. #so he goes to the antarctic empire hoping to ruffle enough feathers to at least get them out of the way #and technoblade immediately goes 'oh god something that incredibly stupid WOULD happen to you. oh no.' #AND THEN THEY ARE FORCED TO WORK TOGETHER TO CATCH THE GODKILLER #for the record. i probably won't write this. #if you're in a certain server with me please ignore how much i've been going 'but i COULD write bedrock bros' recently i PROBABLY WONT #anyway. i thought maybe you all would like this. the worldbuilding is like. ADJACENT to empires earth? with a lot of months in-between #like it definitely has influences from when i was doing the empires earth stuff.

[madscientistic]

venture brothers non definitive unfinished catperson dogperson (i forgot what the gender neutral term is) chart

#venture bros #the venture bros #vbros #i dont care if it kills me im not tagging all the characters

[azureterra]

hi um. *drops this and runs away*

#tf2 #tf2 spy #terra scribbles #venture bros #[yea im tagging both] #[its monday pls dont kill me]

[thou-babbling-brook]

Content Warning: Bloody imagery, implied gore (it’s just pomegranates), and symbolic cannibalism (bro is traumatized)

It’s literally just dramatic pomegranate poetry visualization, but look at your own risk 😎

“I had thought Adha would be the one to lead me to rest… Instead, I held her lifeless body in my arms — saw the terror in her fixed, unblinking eyes…”

*Foams at the mouth* Altaïr and pomegranate poetry and how everyone he loves in his life dies horrible deaths that he feels are all his fault and *shaking* being ready to leave everything behind for Adha only to seek the remnants of her love by destroying those that ruined her which only rids the world of the remnants of her left behind and all consuming love and *sobbing* I am totally normal about this (I am not)

Based heavily on this post

#assassin’s creed #altaïr ibn la’ahad #ac1 #adha #ac fanart #my art #cw: blood #cw: mild gore #cw: cannibalism #ask to tag #it’s truly not too bad it’s mostly just symbolic stuff #this might become a small series bc I’m thinking abt doing one for Maria and Malik too #Altaïr is so cannibalistic love coded and I’m upset #when Adha died Altaïr gave up on a normal life and that makes me upset #bc Adha at the time was the like one person that made Altaïr feel normal and not some weapon to be used and manipulated and misconstrued #bro thought he would never love again BRO THOUGHT HE WOULD NEVER LOVE AGAIN!!! #by killing all the Templars involved he killed her memory too as though consuming her love for himself and I’m I’ll #*ill I’m not redoing that tag LOL #there’s so much symbolism here y’all have fun w that #anyways sorry Altaïr love ya babes

[whoturnedgravityoff]

slime takes his glasses off in front of mariana and mariana gets jumpscared

i didn't necessarily make him scared i hope that's fine

#bro i could not spell necessarily kill me #qsmp #qsmp slimecicle #qsmp mariana #el mariana #slimecicle #slimeriana #i should make a drawing request tag tbh #zero replies

[havockingboo]

ITS 2 AM I CANT DO THIS RIGHT NOW ………………………

@sansofficial @officialpapyrus

#THE PAINFUL CONTRAST OF WHATS GOING ON IS KILLING ME #SOMEONE HOLD ME I CANT #DO THIS!!!!!! #they should have NEVER let me back on tumblr bro bc im’ #the worst Papyrus fan ESPECIALLY when it comes to in character angst………… #oh y godo no one touch me I’m going to be unwell for the entire night #I’m doodling more dont even THINK I won’t draw something for THAT.. #YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT.. #GRIPS FISTS… #nineteen…………he was… #I NEED TO SHUT UP THESE TAGS ARE TOO LONG ALREADY #doodles #papyrus #papyrus undertale #sans #sans undertale #toriel #utdr rp #I’m so emo rn

[rewritingcanon]

snape apologists: omg poor baby boy he never did anything wrong he’s had a rough childhood but he was always a sweetheart like hes a total victim! a victim!!! hes never done anything to warrant what he got and he deserves sm better than that absolute *insert any misogynistic term here* lily he totally didn’t deserve what SHE did to him 😢😢

canon snape, literally making whole ass spells that torture his enemies and being an overall sassy feral shit who also happens to be part of a gang of terrorists:

#snape: ‘they gonna hate me regardless thats why i do what i do’ #bro was gonna murder them 💀💀 and some out here calling him a helpless little guy be so fr #if the universe was on his side he probs would have killed at least one of the marauders and gotten away with it #severus snape #SERVErus #marauders #marauders era #lily evans #lily potter #rewriting #edit tag: this isnt snape bashing this snape apologist bashing omg 😭😭 i like feral snape #if anything this was marauders bashing phft #‘ur defending bullying 😿😿’ WHAT THE FUCK LOLLLL #I SAID HE SHOULD HAVE KILLED ONE OF THEM HOW IS THAT PRO MARAUDERS 💀 #yall are just so used to defending this guy from marauder stans that ur all defensive asf jesus #also yes.. i have had conversations with snape stans like this…. its why i made a post like this in the first place like duh? #go actually defend him to someone who is bashing him stinky

[savanahyde]

love loses! he would use him as his personal beanbag in every universe

#douaka #doukaza #akadou #doumakaza #how many ship names do these fuckers have #i ship them (they make me homophobic) but if you view this as platonic i'm not gonna kill you like live your life man LOL #douma #doma #akaza #kny douma #kny akaza #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #fanart #hyde art #anyways for those who read my tags i think they're Bi4Gay bro literally has homosexuality in his eyes #really hope some people understand my vision of douma

[flowerakatsuka]

Osomatsu-san ~Le bourgeon~ & ~Fleurir~ Hikokuji (2019)

#just found out about this merch line and i'm kinda obsessed ngl #all of their expressions are so cute but especially kara's his are killing me #aLSO THE FACT THAT HE'D HOLDING FORGET-ME-NOTS????? fucking end me i gotta go #i was trying to id all their flowers but i'm stuck on choro's and jyushi's... #if anyone can id their flowers pls let me know bc i'd love to look up their symbolism in hanakotoba... #i stg i've seen the flowers choro is holding before i just can't remember their name and google didn't help #i'm pretty sure oso's are chinese ixora tho #totty's are sweet peas #and ichi is probably butterfly bush based on the leaves... it could also be lilac #osomatsu-san #osomatsu-san the movie #18matsu #matsuno bros #osomatsu #karamatsu #choromatsu #ichimatsu #jyushimatsu #todomatsu #offical art #flower akatsuka #<- i'm gonna start tagging the floral themed stuff w/ this tag now #osmt