#take advantage of that!

[sketch-wolf]

wanna make it VERY clear that right now the spam bot blog problem is so severe that I'm currently blocking AND reporting (as spam/bot) all new followers that have: a photo of a person as an icon, less than two lines blog description, and 0 posts.

so for any people who wanna follow me who are a real person, but just so happen to match these three conditions: I'm sorry but you're indistinguishable from this website's current pest at a glance, so if you don't wanna get blocked and reported by accident please consider doing something to your blog to look human.

#text post #tumblr #bot invasion #to my followers #just gonna go ahead and pin this until tumblr deals with this friggin problem #and i no longer have to pick ticks off of my blog every goddamn day lest they lingering long enough to harm it #also new people please don't leave the dorm room that is your blog page bare. decorate it a little i beg of you #your blog is your space to do as you want this is one of the few places on the internet where you can still majorly costumize your own page #take advantage of that! #change the layout. the colour. the bg. the font even. there's so much to do!!! #just go to the costumise blog/html option and explore! #go wild! #have fun!

[mzannthropy]

I need Sam Claflin to get cast in something. I'm so ready to move on from DJATS. (I know he has a film coming out this year but that's already been filmed, I mean something new.) I'd just really prefer something light-hearted and funny... a comedy or an action film with a lot of humour. DJATS was so emotionally heavy (plus the writers' agenda of focusing on the wrong ship), now I just want to be entertained and laugh.

#sam claflin #can i have nice things please #charlies angels had a bit of it but i don't remember much from that film #i love stupid action tropes #honestly seeing sam doing a car chase would be a dream come true #especially if he's cracking jokes during it #watched john wick last night and kept thinking. i want sam to do smth like this #let him do fight scenes #the guy is fit dammit #take advantage of that! #why do you think i like marvel it's bc they make me laugh #i don't insist it's a matter of life and death that he joins mcu #i would just like it. that's all #anyway #samblogging #mypost

[quirinah]

she dun on my geon till i meshi

#ダンジョン飯 #quirinahdraws #laios touden #kabru #mithrun #marcille donato #chilchuck tims #izutsumi #maizuru #inutade #labru #laishuro #nakamoto toshiro #sketchdump #digital #SORRY THESE R SO LQ I WAS ARTBLOCKED AS HELL LOL #*thinking really hard about manipulative girlfriend kabru from the omake* i think i hauve mana sickness #some1 on twit was like. labru takes advantage of fem laios’s unfulfilled desire for adventure…. i love toxic and doomed Yuri i mean what #THE BELL *hopping up and down* my embarrassing idea is that the BellTM is like. honorary laios accompaniment for the b plot #it starts ringing really aggressively and shuro is like. oh they’re fighting again huh. I DONT KNOWWWWWWW #I CANT DRAW ANY OF THE CHARACTERS WAAHHHH… erm… busting it down ooc style… #waiting for the mithrun au where he becomes a ramen cook slash pottery artisan. ermmm #dungeon meshi #ME WHEN I FORGET THE TAG (yuribrained)

[alyakthedorklord]

Duke, new to the family, awkwardly entering the kitchen where various members of the Waynes are hanging out/baking/drooling over the baking: Uh… random question, is Tim dating someone?

Steph, all her training focused on stealing baked goods: oh yeah he’s got a boyfriend, why?

Duke, just wanted a book, utterly disgusted: I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t outing him if I told you he’s currently defiling the library.

Jason, slamming down a bowl of brownie batter: he’s fucking WHAT-

#steph immediately takes advantage of jason’s distraction #*grabs like 10 cookies* #‘lmao more like he’s fucking who!’ #timkon #or #timbern #idk what to tag so #either works #jason’s gonna kill them either way #duke will help #alliance of bookish bats #dc prompt #tim drake #duke thomas #batfamily #jason todd

[prettyboykatsuki]

✮ tags ; pwp, fem + afab!reader, dubcon (reader is drunk af), dirty talk, rough-ish sex, the liiiightest yan undertone. 18+

✮ a/n ; im not a kiri fucker but i . had a thought in the shower

Kirishima fucks like he has something to prove.

That part of him hasn't changed, you think. It's a bad time to be reminiscing about such a thing, especially since your brain can't think of anything other than how good it feels to have such a thick cock buried in your sore, weeping cunt.

Kirishima has stopped briefly, just to bottom out and press his navel to your sex - so your brain has a little space to think. You don't know exactly how you've ended up here after thinking about it for a long time. The alcohol is making your head feel fuzzy and your lower half is weak, might melt into Kirishima's nice king size bed if you're not careful.

An hour ago, you had come off of work and joined some friends in an izakaya. Kirishima was there too, seemingly with his own friends. You hadn't seen him since middle school, when he shorter and more negative. You had a crush on him then, back before all the hero stuff.

It was refreshing to see a boy your age obsesses over something like being a perfectly chivalrous man. You were friend though not closely, and had a dopey school girl love affair that never came of fruition. You didn't speak to him after that, weren't close enough to ask - and watched him grow into a hero through televised events and news.

He's a pro now. He was much bigger than you thought he'd be. You didn't think men could get that big, unless they played basketball or something. He was shorter than you in middle school but when you saw him again in person, he was double your height. You had to crane your neck up just to get a good look at his face. Defined jaw and rugged, boyish charm that made your cheeks warm like you hadn't grown out of being a girl.

You thought he wouldn't recognize you since he's basically famous now, but he did. Flagged you down and whisked you away for drinks and catch up time. Your friends pushed you to go, so you did. You drank and spoke about nothing in particular and Kirishima seemed so enraptured with you - you thought the alcohol had fried your brain. Thoroughly tipsy and giggly, you admitted to having a crush on him in long and unnecessary detail. That you liked him, and seem to still if this feeling is anything to go by.

You hadn't expected anything of it. But he kissed you in the corner of the bar and asked if you had anywhere to be, hauled you into a taxi when you said no and made out with you on the way home. Put his hand underneath you shirt and squeezed your waist, said something about how cute you are. Always have been.

No one seemed to think anything of it when you left. Pro-Hero's escort drunk girls all the time, but you wonder if it's normal to fuck them? You wonder if Kirishima has practice in bring home drunk girls who are too big for their boots and too needy to be anything but sincere.

He's so good at fucking you, you aren't sure you'd mind that being true. Not like this.

He didn't give you any time to adjust to what was going on, every breath had him chasing more of you like he'd run out of time if he didn't rush. He carried you inside, licked your pussy while you laid against his kitchen counter and finger fucked you until you could take all eight inches of him. Was he always this relentless? You know he was never kind, no matter how much he seems it. He was always critical and cunning, but you didn't expect him to be so ruthless.

He doesn't let you off of his cock after he gets you on it. Makes you wrap your arms around his shoulders even though you barely can because he's so big. Makes you wrap your legs around his waist and tells you to hold tight as he walks you up the stairs with his cock still twitching. The whole thing makes your eyelids burn with pleasure, your body yearning to keep him inside of you for as long as you can stay conscious which is barely when you're this wasted.

He dropped you in his bed and fucked you in missionary. You think in the span of a few hours, you've spent more of it feeling his cock throb inside of you longer than you've spent without. He's too big, and fucks mean. There's no chivalry in it, just pure primal desire behind weight and heavy thrusts that make you gasp involuntarily.

You haven't stopped cumming. You've never done that so much in a row. Your body feels nearly numb as you think on it. He's been keep you like this for so long and the alcohol is making you lightheaded. You can barely understand what he's saying except that he's loved you for so long. You wonder if that's true. Your pussy likes it though, clenches every time he groans into your neck after the headboard hits the wall with his thrusts.

He fucks you like he wants to prove something to you. You don't know what exactly. You're drunk and floaty and you can't stop cumming and you can't think of anything other than how much you want him to fuck your brains out. How much you want him to cum, so deep in your pussy you'd have to push it out to get rid of it. How much you want to cum around his cock until you get so fuckdrunk you pass out on it.

A little pleasant catching up and now you can't unfurl your spine from the way it's raised, and your toes hurt from how tight they've curled. You feel ditzy with it. Didn't know cock could make you cum so much you turn stupid and babbling. It's all you've been doing and Kirishima doesn't seem to mind it all. Just laughs at your nonsense words and kisses you with sharp teeth and fucks you.

And fucks you and fucks you and fucks you, with your knees to your ears and your eyes blurry and hazed.

"Kirisihima-kun," You gasp at him, breathless and hot.

"Eijirou," He corrects with a nip to your mouth. "We won't leave each other now. Not anymore."

He punctuates with the promise with a thrust so deep you can't do anything but agree. You wonder if all this is trying to prove his love for you, but how you could that be true? It's been years.

Another thrust makes your lower belly clench, and something squirts out of you mid thrust. You're too hazy to feel self-conscious of it and Kirishima only laughs.

You close your eyes and let him have you. Again and again and again.

#kirishima smut #bnha x reader #bnha smut #writing tag #dubcon cw #aha nooo kirishima dont take advantage of me while im drunk and out of it haha nooo #<- SORRY LAMSDOFJKD

[lotus-pear]

double black

#lotus try to go one day without thinking abt skk challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) #also poses in the first img are referenced from thegrayninja on deviantart!! #nobody in this fandom draws chuuya just constantly floating around as opposed to walking and i think thats a crime #if you think a 15yo boy w gravity powers wouldn't absolutey abuse the shit out of that ability and just refuse to walk #then you're wrong. and you know it. #ik for a fact my lazy ass would take advantage of the fact that i could just move freely in the air and not have to waste energy walking #wish dazai didn't have nullification bc then chuuya could pick him up and they could recreate the hmc scene (chuuya would drop him /hj) #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

[bisexual-imposter-syndrome2]

#oh no pls don’t take advantage of me in my sleep ….

[clanborn]

locked out of heaven

based on The Fallen Angel by Alexandre Cabanel

#curlfeather my muse #if erin hunter is gonna keep making these books sound more and more like bible school then i will at least take artistic advantage of it #curlfeather #frostpaw #riverstar #my art #blood #blood tw #warrior cats #asc spoilers #anthro

[dwyntwo]

I've seen a lot of people say how hilarious it is that the Crows feel like they can trust Kaz with their wildest secrets because he's probably seen an done worse, and I fully agree...which is such an extra L for the guy Kaz dropped off the building lmao

It's like...

Nina: "I've falsely accused my crush of being a slaver"

Kaz, wiping the blood off his gloves after he literally just ripped a man's eye out: "Haha nice."

Jesper: "I have so many debts that my father might lose the farm"

Kaz: "I beat a man to death with his own bone once."

Wylan: "I can't read :("

Kaz: "Then?? Hire someone who can?? I can't walk properly, was I NOT supposed to get a cane I can bust peoples' kneecaps with??"

Inej: "I KILLED someone!"

Kaz: "LOL, tell me about it. Wait why are you crying."

Random asshole: "There's a girl in the Menagerie that will do anything for me because she'll die if I tell on her"

Kaz: "What the fuck is wrong with you"

Like imagine being such a piece of shit that even DIRTYHANDS is disgusted with you 😭

#kaz brekker #six of crows #soc #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik #he can excuse murder but not taking advantage of women

[zealouswitchwerewolf]

DP AU where the box ghost is actually someone from the future that came back as a ghost to try and warn Danny before all the major battles. The problem is that ghosts are mostly ruled by emotions and since he isn't directly connected to all the battles as they happened, his memories get fuzzy at best so whenever he warns Danny, it's either because there's about to be a world ending event or because someone's cat got stuck on a tree (and anything in between)

So when Danny joins the JL as Phantom they ask him about his rogue gallery. He tells them all about the ancients he fought and skulker and the GIW, even his parents, though he only says they were mad scientists with a huge bias.

And then, after he tells them about the "plasmius incident" they ask whether he thinks Vlad is the one that's caused him most trouble and Danny goes quiet for a bit and looks thoughtful for way too long before saying in a quiet voice "no, that's actually the box ghost. He's always warning me about something. It's terrifying"

The JL are concerned. What could be worse than all the Eldritch terrors Danny has described? They try to ask for details but whenever they bring the topic, Danny gets this lost stare and goes silent until they change the topic or snap him out of it. It's kind of unsettling. So they leave it be. Even Batman doesn't push it (he would rather not traumatize the kid more, thank you very much, he's also wondering if he can adopt someone that's technically dead, asking for a friend).

And then the box ghost shows up at the watchtower. They all come running when they hear the ominous "Beware". Batman activates all the alerts. Boxy just throws a box at him, then leaves. Batman calls for a meeting, most of the heroes were already in the watchtower anyway, he describes the incident to phantom.

Danny: ah, that was just his way of saying hi. I guess he wants to start haunting you too. Should be fun :)

Batman: hn

The JL: ?!?

Danny: Don't worry, I'll ask him to be nicer next time :)

Flash: was that... Supposed to be terrifying? He just threw a box, right?

Danny: 🤷🏻‍♀️

#next time boxy showed up was eight before a darkseid attack #the JL decided not to doubt Danny's word anymore #Danny being the chaos goblin he really is definitely won't take advantage of it later #since the JL lowkey mocked Danny the box ghost has decided to troll them all and just randomly shows up to steal their boxes #like he still screams beware and all but he isn't even expecting anything to happen anymore #with Danny he'd go about 80-20 on showing up for actual emergencies #with the JL it's closer to 40-60 with the higher number being on DrAmA #Danny's just there for the chaos #he's just happy Boxy has more people to haunt and less time to turn him into an anxious mess #danny phantom #dc x dp #dpxdc #eldritch danny #dcxdp #bruce wayne's adoption problems #Batman #the flash #i probably should go to sleep

[kiwiissocold]

Adaine, I love you, but when a rich boy offers you diamonds, regardless of if you need them or not, you take that shit

#d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #adaine abernant #I understand her weird rich people manners but that make me furious #take advantage of rich boys who offer you extreme quantities of wealth in exchange for literally nothing #and if he’s a dick about it then kill him

[carrotkicks]

i'm trying to have a serious confession this time, don't laugh

#I'VE BEEN HAVING TERRIBLE ART BLOCK #hence. more dazai and chuuya #also #we as a society need to take advantage of the fact that chuuya also endlessly annoys dazai. #skk #soukoku #bsd #bungo stray dogs #im trying to play around more with textures. next time i'll trying something funkier with the colors. keep you updated.

[xanaxspritz]

✨dilf!toji headcanons with babysitter!reader ✨

🩶dilf!toji is grateful when you agree to babysit daily for his sweet little blessing megumi over summer vacation. he's even more grateful that you seem to be responsible enough and fucking hot.

🩶dilf!toji likes to linger around before leaving for his next gig, watching your short skirt swish around your yummy thick thighs or your daisy dukes accentuate every curve of your perfectly plump ass

🩶dilf!toji jerks off to you in his car every night before he comes home

🩶dilf!toji loves it how shy you get when he flirts with you. he loves teasing and watching you fluster. it's obvious that you're into him, most women are

🩶when dilf!toji fucks you quietly on his couch while megumi is fast asleep for the night, he puts his big hand over your open mouth whispering "be a good girl and take this dick quietly for me hmm? can't wake the kid up..."

#i take requests yall #jjk #toji fushiguro #dilf toji #jujutsu kaisen toji #toji x reader #i can imagine toji taking advantage of the situation and just making you his gf so he can have a permeable babysitter #toji smut

[cod-dump]

Ghost: We need a distraction

Nik: Allow me

Ghost: Sorry, Nik. Price said not to let you do any more distractions

Nik: I insist

Ghost: No-

Nik: Simon

Ghost: Do not use my name-

Nik: Simon Riley

Ghost: NO-

(Later)

Price: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT LETTING NIK DO DISTRACTIONS?! THE TOWN IS A WRECK

Ghost: He used my full name, what was I supposed to do? Disappoint him??

Price:

#nik: that boy wants a father figure and im going to take advantage of that #modern warfare #call of duty #simon ghost riley #cod nikolai #john price #incorrect quotes

[tlotrgifs]

The Ring is altogether evil!

#lotr #lotredit #tolkienedit #fotr #fotredit #the lord of the rings #fellowship of the ring #tolkien #aragorn #legolas #boromir #frodo #our gifs #elise #taking advantage of the new editor that allows more than 10 gifs.... #to fit in most of that scene #28 gifs in one set... damn #do you guys hate it? #that said this scene is awful to color so i gave up so sorry for the bad coloring #my first gifset of 2024 #damn aragorn is fine....

[freshydip]

hey you. watching the game awards. wondering “why did the cast of alan wake 2 do a full on fucking musical number?”. go play/watch someone play alan wake 2 immediately. this is not a request this is an urgent command

#tga #the game awards #alan wake 2 #this game takes advantage of the Video Game Medium in ways i’ve never seen before and #more people should know and appreciate it #and also the musical cutaways rule. but that’s secondary