#that was the headline

[larrylimericks]

8Nov22

An article in syndication— A chance to reach new populations! On new music? You’d think. No, these 200 links Share Lou’s “parenting’s hard” revelation.

#larry #louis #louis tomlinson #louis tomlinson finds parenting challenging #that was the headline #with absolutely no mention of new music #just how he cooks shite pasta for the kid #other promo is happening though #louis announced silver tongues is the next single and it's coming out wednesday #he's doing album release shows in nyc and london #(sure sounds a lot like someone else's album-release approach) #but they're not ONOs as he doesn't seem to be playing the whole album #there will also be pop-up shops in both locations with exclusive merch #there was a cryptic anagram announcement for silver tongues #with a retro tv set and some wall hangings that sent people on mad searches #struggling to keep up with it all #in harry news ... he's got the number 1 movie on multiple streaming platforms #dwd on hbo max and mp on amazon prime video #forbes magazine has predicted him for some grammy nominations #he let marks and spencer use tpwk in a christmas advert #and donated the fee to centrepoint which helps young people facing homelessness #meanwhile zayn posted about ending child hunger #and louis liked it #discarded rhyme: #spare a thought for the lad / cos dad's cooking is bad #limerick-lt #november 8 #2022

[pillowprincessvarric]

I swear to god that green day has had this exact same "scandal" like five times now.

#saw the headline about switching redneck agenda to maga agenda and had to check like three times #to ensure that it was actually a new article and not an old one

[langernameohnebedeutung]

"Wait I didn't hear anything of Heidi Klum's Halloween costume this year, lemme just google tha-"

you know what? nevermind.

#headlines #halloween #heidi klum

[fromjannah]

ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + the onion headlines (2/?)

#across the spiderverse #atsv #spiderverse #miles morales #miguel o'hara #hobie brown #gwen stacy #peter b parker #pavitr prabhakar #jefferson davis #the spot #the onion #the onion headlines #memes #incorrect quotes #jannah speaks

[stedesparasol]

our flag means death + onion headlines (part 3)

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmdedit #ofmd spoilers #onion headlines

[lino-nyangi]

right now as we speak the IOF are kidnapping palestinian male civilians from the north of gaza in dozens, stripping them out of their clothes and shoes, blindfolding and lining them up. women and children are kicked to the south while men are taken hostage to military bases in israel. please continue to be loud about palestine.( x , x ) links contain images of events described above.

#do we realize how fucked up this is #i have no words #this is not making headlines and probably never will #they were taken from a UN SCHOOL SHELTER #palestine #free palestine #gaza

[stuckinapril]

Nobody gives a fuck about Biden very ambiguously “negotiating” with Israel, all while he continues funding the weapons it’s using to genocide Palestinians. Yesterday the IOF abducted 16 people during dawn prayers in Al-Aqsa Mosque, and there are still no reports of aid being allowed through the “opened” Beit Hanoun crossing. I say opened in quotation marks because no aid trucks entered Gaza despite Israel’s claims that they would permit “temporary aid.” It’s all smoke and mirrors—and it’s pure evil.

#Stop inundating news with these stupid meaningless headlines #It’s literally like Palestine is being purposefully put out of focus w this #Oh wait…..

[fangable]

#fangy posts #goth #gothgoth #vampire goth #vampire #vampires #vtm #edited reductress headline #i feel personally victimized by the recent heatwave

[salvadorbonaparte]

I have a linguistics degree so I can also claim insanely wrong things. French is just badly pronounced Latvian.

#langblr #Lingblr #Linguistics #I know the headline and title is probably just supposed to be polarising click bait #But jesus christ is it annoying

[chunmeista-thoughts]

Another way all of these struggles are connected, is the way media decides to automatically exonerate the perpetrators.

It is clear as day, how corporate US media decides to be complicit in the normalization of violence by deciding how it wants to cover things. The bias is in the headlines, and these are just two specific examples.

There is no way that these companies should be getting away with this. There needs to be groups of people to hold a fire to them. If nothing is done, fascists will continue to openly define how events are perceived by the general public in media.

#media bias #lgbtq+ #indigenous #palestine #gaza #hind rajab #nex benedict #corporate media is complicit #malicious incompetence #headline bias #other issues and struggles too #propaganda #this is literally the same pattern

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Nice

#headlines

[amtrak-official]

That's right ya'll, Gay Sex is now legal on the trains and we encourage you to do it 24/7 on your trips

#gay #transit #lgbt #unreality #headline is real but the gay sex is probably not allowed sadly #shitposts

[deathbars]

BABYBEL CHEESE, HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING! THATS RIGHT CHALLENGE PISSING. HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PISS SIX FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT UP AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT ON YOUR NEXT ORDER OF BABYBELS VEGAN CHEESE WHEELS!

#vegan food #im losing my MIND THIS IS A REAL FOLLOWUP HEADLINE OFB A DIFFERENT ARTICLE I WAS READING #caps #sorry #alt in id #5k #10k #20k #30k

[walnutsupreme]

#got the headline. immediately opened my phone to make this

[nocturnal-birb]

They got the goat

#i think gävle deserves to be in the headlines of this meme #gävle goat #gävlebocken

[exigencelost]

anyway not only did the “legalization” of cannabis in California fail to free Black and Brown people imprisoned for the sale and possession of cannabis, it also did not halt urine testing for cannabis as a means of re-incarcerating people on parole and probation, or change the fact that folks in California prisons who test positive for cannabis can lose visitation or be put in solitary confinement

#prisons #drugs mention #i don't have like. a review of where and in which cases the final bullet is true that i can link here. #this is not a news headline i am speaking in my capacity as Some Guy