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bluelolblue · 2 months

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YOUR TUMBLR BACKGROUND HAND IT OVER OR THE ITALIAN MAN GETS IT 🧍🇮🇹🔫

NO PLS NO SANTI 😭

HERE HAVE IT

#santino d’antonio #santino d'antonio #riccardo scamarcio #john wick #john wick chapter 2 #LOOK AT HIMMMMM #THE MAIN BITCH #BEAUTIFUL BASTARD

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over-rated-cheese · 1 year

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you ever sit down and ask yourself, “gender? Hmmmmm🤔”

#this is me right now #i fr just want Finn’s gender #BUT HE ISNT GIVING IT TO ME #😭😭😭#might cut my hair fr #I can sense the mental breakdown #this applies to #byler #dont ask me how #Kinda dumb #finn wolfhard #the main bitch

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swugflower · 6 months

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Brucie Wayne gets interviewed and the question who, expect Batman, is his favorite Gotham hero.

After some awkward moments of silence, he blurts out that it’s Spoiler. Since she is the only one from the main active team that isn’t his kid and this way he avoids picking a favorite.

Meanwhile, the group chats explodes into chaos instantly.

#this post was supposed to be about who he thinks is the hottest #but a good chunk of them are still minors and I didn’t want anyone mad at me for a shit post written at 2am #so it turned into favorite #swugs ted talk #batman #bruce wayne #dc #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #damian al ghul #duke Thomas #and yes I know Team Batman is way bigger but this is about the main bitches #stephanie brown #spoiler

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amanfromnewjersey · 5 months

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I am going insane about these stoats

(my insta is @trisideseye and that's where I mostly post art. I'm purely posting here bc @quiddie is active on here and I need aabria to know, personally ,how fucked up I am about these stoats)

#burrows end #burrows end spoilers #burrows end tula #tula burrows end #brennan lee mulligan #aabria iyengar #i. abandoned tumblr. i am trying to not use tumblr for any more than following people. i used to post here but i gave up bc i got annoyed #im in physical pain. every ounce of me doesnt want to post my cool art on fuckung tumblr.#tumblr CANNOT be my main social again. I need to give my socials to EMPLOYERS. i want to make art for a JOB #but there are more dimension 20 bitches on tumblr than insta bc its the mentally ill platform #and i need. peiple to understand how fycked up i am abt this stoat mom.#im insane. im insane. im insane. im biting this piece of media im the jugular like i myself am a stoat #and i cant SAY that on instagram the EMPLOYERS will have my ass!!!!!!#anyways.#dimension 20

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calicostorms · 8 months

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"Wyll is boring" 😑 he is literally the fairy tale prince archetype, you guys just are not interested all the sudden bc he's a black man instead of a white blonde

#calico speaks #bg3 fandom critical #obviously not saying youre racist or whatever the hell for not enjoying him thats like. fine individually.#just in case my rant makes someone misinterpret what i am saying rn #not putting in main tag bc im just bitching but :/

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aleiiii · 2 months

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WOW TWO POSTS IN ONE DAY. I’m on a roll.

Na just wanted to do some figure drawing but that’s hard when there not only one but two handsome monkeys

yknow it’s a rare occurrence for me to draw them fully clothed…

#lmk sun wukong #sun wukong #art stuff #lmk #lmk oc art #lmk oc #lmk monkey king #monkey king #lmk macaque #six eared macaque #lego monkie kid macaque #wukong fighting to be the main attraction #macaque being a bitch and stealing the attention

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borgwuazie · 2 years

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well, everyone. animetwt’s Twink & DILF Showdown is over, now Pathetic Man Showdown is happening (update: ended few days after i posted this!)

The poll itself is already hilarious but the FUNNIEST thing was people were wondering where Reigen was, only to scroll down further and see this

#update: james won the main poll!!#but he’s losing against reigen lmao PLS.#i believe in you james #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #reigen arataka #arataka reigen #mine #gonna tag my personal bets too 🫡#james pokemon #leorio #vinsmoke sanji #kakashi hitake #these bitches arent even pathetic but i want to see them win #reigen sweep

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homuku · 10 months

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#picking up a call from ya side hoe on a date w your main bitch #art #homestuck #hom3stuck #aradia megido #sollux captor #eridan amplora #erisol #solradia #erisolradia #i guess #arasol

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give-grian-rights · 1 year

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for anyone who doesn't watch any minecraft youtubers that do lore/servers, please.

try to imagine a show where every single character has their own point of view show, with their own shenanigans, storyline, editing-style, etc.

you go from watching a happy little man with elf ears and a whimsical smile who's a theme park owner. go to another pov and it's a giant fucking green guy with horns and cyborg parts with funky music as his intro and the sound of a goat crying and he's cackling madly explaining how he's about to shoot a missile at his neighbor every day for the rest of their life because the neighbor dug a hole on his property. he's neighbors with the whimsical theme park owner

i cannot watch normal shows anymore

#now i just watch a show like hmm. HMMM. WHY CANT I SEE WHAT THAT BLORBO BACK THERE IS UP TO ON A DAILY BASIS!!!!#mcyt is for the bitches who always liked the comedic relief character or antagonist better than the main character #mcyt #hermitcraft #mika-posts

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yonoyonoyo · 4 months

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Danny Fenton and Danny Phantom acting so different from each other that the DC team thinks Jason is two-timing when they see them on separate occasions

#Kon: How did your brother manage to snag TWO bad bitches?#Tim: How did he WHAT #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dc x dp prompt #dc x dp #dead on main #danny fenton x jason todd #jason todd x danny fenton #yono.txt

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transmasc-taub · 4 months

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I must not engage with the bad take.

Engagement is the mind-killer.

Engagement is the little death that brings total obliteration.

I will face the bad take.

I will permit it to pass over me and through me.

And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.

Where the bad take is gone there will be nothing.

Only I will remain.