#the salt files

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

i don't know why out of all the gags in sdmi i lose it over this one probably the most, but oh my god

something about the combination of how quick and understated it is, the extremely dark and tragic surrounding context, the scene already being really obvious innuendo, and the fact that in the midst of all this they Had to put it in for This is a Kid's Show reasons before moving on with the murder plot and the murderers' abusive relationship picking back up where it left off. and that they managed to slip a gag in without lessening the impact of that or making light of it. it's genuinely deft and it kills me every single time

#sdmi #scooby doo: mystery incorporated #ricky owens #professor pericles #pericky #abuse mention cw #SDMItag #i have Criticisms of *many* instances of this show's humor; but this one was genuinely hilarious in a very dark and sad kind of way #also the fact that people try to claim they and said abusive relationship are platonic #when this episode makes the nature of it blatantly clear is still just incredible lmao #'my sweet ricky' 'were we ever so young' inviting him to drink wine by candlelight and 'putting on mood music' sure jan #even without literally everything else that follows #sorry man at that point you are just being willfully obtuse because you hate survivors having representation lmao #anyway. anyway #shitposting #the salt files #dyn: when i die i want you to die too

[artelierachel]

"I know now, without a doubt. Kingdom Hearts... is EGG!"

(i love my kh tamagotchi)

#kingdom hearts #sora #kairi #riku #xehanort #tamagotchi #tomorrow i'm gonna turn the sora kairi and riku into stickers for my redbubble!! #if you want a lil sticker of anyone else lemme know! i also might put em as a png file in my kofi shop so ppl can print out stickers at hom #I've gotten heartless sora and kh1 riku twice each #next reboot i'm gonna solely feed my soragotchi sea salt ice cream #also i love reading the tags on my funky lil kh drawings so thanks everyone for saying such nice things!!

[spellboundcities]

Permission to die for your Brilex art?

It is too good it's deadly

I was going to respond to this with a doodle, but then I remembered this unfinished painting I was working on last year, so you get a very special treat :)

This has a lot of depth to it that you'd have to pull directly from the recesses of my brain to learn. You just have to see my vision. Do you see it

#I was obsessed with this painting and it makes me a little sad I never finished it #the lighting....the energy..... #maybe one day. not today though #local cryptid draws #marble hornets #marble hornets fanart #brian thomas #mh brian #alex kralie #mh alex #brilex #mh brilex #song energy for this...maybe Salt In The Wound by boygenius #it's called little favors in my files #opaline yellowjackets #local cryptid answers #guest star anon

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Love how the Titans are literally walking out of the boom tube, coming back from an emotionally devastating mission, and before the portal is even fully closed Wally's like "Alright, full disclosure I did fully search the bad guy's liar and steal their shit"

One of their closest childhood friends, whom they all love and trust, is working for the bad guys and told them all that he thinks humanity sucks, and everyone is devastated and Wally's just like "....... I took their rock... I don't know what it is but it looked important...?"

I just... Good god I love this man. Garth has a dramatic villain reveal and Wally just presses pause and walks away to go check out the storage closets to see what he can steal. He's a menace. I love him so much.

#Garth: Im evil now #Wally: *drawing mustaches on cult paintings three floors away* oh nooooooo #Garth: Im serious. i hate humanity. im very evil #Wally: *deleting all the files from the cult servers and switching the salt and sugar in the pantry* I am absolutely devastated #Garth: I- #Wally: *gesturing at weapons of mass destruction* bippity boppity these WMDs are now my property #dc #dc comics #the flash #kid flash #wally west #teen titans #titans #Garth

[powdermelonkeg]

Hey Google? In what world do you think I want the contents of my personal storage drive suggested to me fucking algorithmically???

#literally WHAT is the point #this isn't an engagement thing #you don't get ad revenue #why the FUCK would you shuffle my files to 'suggest' them to me??? #we have name/type/date/size filters for a REASON sir!!! #real coffee hours #negative salt #bee's rambles #swearing tw

[larissa-the-scribe]

Working on a more explicitly Christian story is funny because this means every time I zone out in church I start automatically worldbuilding the horrors like hmmmmmm we're talking about praising God but also this scripture could be a good inspiration for a water-based eldritch being

#I still want to assign each main character a core scripture lol #anyway it has been helpful I now have five eldritch beings that I know of #chaos/disorder #growth/natural life #entropy/decay #water/void #the sun #tho possibly the chaos one might get absorbed into the others #salt and light #worldbuilding #ocs #original content #writerblr #scribe rambles #tsjf #the santa juliana files

[riddlerosehearts]

“Are you really worried about her, Axel?” “Of course I am.”

#kingdom hearts #khgifs #khgraphics #dailygaming #thechocobros #khedit #roxas #axel #xion #sea salt trio #idk why i suddenly felt so compelled to gif this scene but #filing this under things that make me wanna cry forever #best friends.... #my edits #my gifs

[iwillfightgodandwin]

I have yet to find a demon!Shane au where Shane gets possessed but instead of the demon causing chaos Shane's just like "You're stuck with me now" and the demon is just sorta trapped.

Shane doesn't actually think he's possessed, he thinks he's going through a midlife crisis.

#he summons fire once and thinks it was a trick of the light #he touches salt and thinks he must have gotten chemicals on his hands for it to burn so bad #he's in denial the whole time #watcher entertainment #shane madej #demon!shane #shane madej is a demon #ghost files #buzzfeed supernatural

[marchsage]

world's most well-adjusted daughter

#mizuki okiura #okiura mizuki #aitsf #ok now spoilies for that game in the next tags. if u do not tag aini spoilers and aitsf i guess then thats on u #aitsf spoilers #aini spoilers #ai the somnium files #aini #mizuki date #u ever think abt how little time mizuki got to be mizuki date with her dad before everything in aini went to shit #i can acknowledge it follows the res route without being happy that its like BAM ok now mizuki's lost her parent AGAIN #anyways thinking abt how messed up itd feel to lose the same eye date lost but now ofc he's lost so like. salt in the wound #and ik u/ch/////iko///shi said she stays w others who help her get back on her feet but like god i imagine she's resentful that it ended up #that shes stuck in a situation like this #maybe take it as a redesign too idk i have so many overwhelming thoughts abt a mizuki that did Not cope with it as 'well' as she did in ain #hence covering her eye. a more date inspired look still mixed w her old design too #my art #yea nvm the more i think abt it the more this is less redesign and more post-explosion route in aini #shes got her backpack..... her missing eye......... girls gone thru it all

[ezlo-x]

I am begging on my knees for new tloz fans who have only played botw, to get themselves an emulator and start playing I take no excuses. Or read the tloz lore books (Hyrule Historia/Encyclopedia) and read the lore of the older games (and ignore the timeline cause it's pointless that will make you more confused 👉👈)

you got two weeks before totk releases go go go!!!!!!! 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

#i wanted to get mean abt it but i thought no...I need these ppl to actually get w the program and start playing #GET AN EMULATOR YOUR PUTER IS CRAPPY? DONT MATTER MY LAPTOP IS MORE THAN 5YRS OLD AND IT RUNS SMOOTHLY #too risky for you (??? its not bad i promy its worth it) ok... i mean theres the online subscription expansion pack you can #play almost every tloz game (ww and tp excluded) #dont feel like playing? WE GOT BOOKS TWO EM MAYBE THREE IF U COUNT BOTW ARTBOOK #these bad boys contain all the lore you need (if you're lucky maybe you can even find a free pdf file online) #DONT RELY ON TLOZ YOUTUBERS...PLEASE THEY DONT GIVE THE BEST EXPLANATION CAUSE THEY FOLLOW THE TIMELINE OR JUST GET STUFF WRONG #THIS IS MORE OF A BIASED OPINION CAUSE IM TLOZ TIMELINE NO1 HATER BUT LIKE #TAKE WHAT THEY SAY W A PINCH OF SALT INCLUDING THEIR THEORIES #txt

[toaster-hair]

god i cant stop thinking about the puppychan drama its like my roman empire like is it fun to make fun of puppychan for all the weird shit theyve done? yes 100%. do i still feel sad that it happened to begin with? yes 100%

i see cases like pups and birdies where they get extremely popular online at a young age and it makes them worse people and drains their mental health and it makes me feel grateful that im 16 and am still pretty obscure

like i dont think ill ever really reach niche micro internet celeb until im at least 20

also sorry i cant lie but that time puppychan thought she was pregnant and described her changing body sounded wayyy too much like a fetish thing like knowing some of the stuff puppychans into.. yeah it seems likely

#puppychan #salt #drama cringe #or something #i dont know #put this in the cringe files boys #toaster-hair

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

man i have not posted enough pericky-specific content lately. i need to fix that. partly because it's a quality ship i love very much, and partly out of spite because tumblr is a garbage website and blocking does not keep me from seeing popular blogs around who talk about murdering pericky shippers and people who just, like, acknowledge that it's canonical SA/CSA/domestic violence survivor rep lol

#whosebaby talks #eat my entire fucking ass! #love knowing these people are constantly one degree of separation away from me at all times #and like. even beyond the obvious. it is desperately fucking triggering to me to see this kind of survivor erasure with ricky in particular #if someone does it i do not want to be reminded of their existence ever again if even slightly possible #and the hellsite! is determined! to make me see it anyway! #times like these i wish with all my heart the nerve damage hadn't made any internet usage other than mobile impossible #i'm certain there'd be extensions to fix or even mitigate that! but my body's a broken piece of shit so i guess i'll go fuck myself then 🫠 #anyway the last couple days have been hellish and i was just starting to get my equilibrium back from a different nasty tumblr-based trigger #so there goes what was left of my night and i am just. deeply fucking unhappy about it to say the least. and needed to vent #just. guh. #the salt files #SDMItag #venting cw #SA mention cw #CSA mention cw #abuse mention cw #anti-survivor cw #antis cw #death threat mention cw #i'm so tired

[glamrockdreams]

Id love to see Ryan and Shane run around cemeteries or just areas they should NOT be in searching for zombies we need a zombie files

#petition for zombie files #ryan begara #shane madej #watcher #ghost files #zombie #zombie files #would it be like regular zombies or bath salt zombies #GIVE IT TO MEEE #please

[sadismin]

The whumper dug the knife down the whumpee's thighs and forearms, leaving deep cuts and without saying anything, the whumper left.

Whumpee was somewhat relieved when whumper left but not long after footsteps were heard coming towards the room whumpee was in.

"I have always wanted to try this." Whumper appears with a container of salt in their hand.

"There is a saying of rubbing salt on the wounds, let's see how it actually feels."

The already hurting wounds felt like they have been set ablaze as whumper rubbed ungodly amounts of salt in them, leaving the whumpee a crying mess.

#.files. #whump #whump prompt #whumpblr #crying #screaming #salt on wounds #whumpee #whumper #whump scenario #whump tropes

[sparklecryptid]

Please consider the mental image of Gilgamesh and/or Somnus manifesting by Sel. Only for Sel to give them the finger and dump Leviathan on their head. Without putting down her fruity drink. (She'd probably calmly blog the experience, wouldn't she. Which is how Lucis/Cor et al find out about it - everyone else thinks it's clever use of CGI.)

Gilgamesh and or Somnus: Please-

Sel: *flips them the finger and takes a long sip of her pina colda while Leviathan douses them with water*

Also Sel as she livestreams the entire thing in a Q&A: so as I was saying dear audience - you can match pinks and reds together but you must do so carefully. Otherwise you risk looking like a tacky piece of Valentine’s Day candy. But if that’s what you wish to be go ahead. Six know my own father has the worst fashion sense on the star. Now, next question?

*later*

The Citadel who already have a file on Sel because of her Less Than Imperial Friendly Activities + that one immense donation to the kingslgaive that they traced back to her: …..

Regis: ……..Cor. You’ve met her. What did you think.

Cor: she doesn’t care about others opinions and is prone to cursing people out if she thinks they’ve overstepped their boundaries. But what’s more terrifying is when she goes quiet and tears you to shreds without uttering a single curse. That comes with the risk of her taking all you own and selling it for fun and profit.

Regis: so you like her

Cor: she doesn’t care about her fathers activities at least. We could use her as an asset. I believe she has a job lined up in Lucis at least.

Regis: well. It appears I have an invitation to write.

#there is a File On Sel #both as Ardyn’s daughter and as someone who doesn’t care for the imperial conquest #cor met her once while #he was undercover and she got him a property by the beach a boat and a cat #he still has the cat #salt of the sea lover of the land verse #they have doubts but they can’t dismiss her outright! because there is a chance #and thats enough for an invitation

[larissa-the-scribe]

Inktober Day 8 — Toad

Loch sees a Creature. Is he fascinated? Hungry? The toad is certainly going to find out soon.

#I think this is one of my favorite inktober drawings #his little gremlin face peeking #loch #inktober #inktober day 8 #toad #pen and pencil #the santa juliana files #scribe doodles #ocs #writerblr #salt and light