me teaching my pet vampire how to adapt to human society
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"tiktok is so toxic yall are on that evil app but I'm built different 💅" to you!! TO YOU!! YOUR TIKTOK ALGORITHYM MAY BE EVIL
Mine is FIRE
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Testsoterone and my absolutely terrible meow.
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"Isn't it exhausting being someone you're not?"
"No! Isn't it exhausting being the same?"
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I literally cannot breathe omfg
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Shout out to the best joke I’ve ever told, WWDITS style.
(His name is Timothy)
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