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cyarsk52-20 · 10 months

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Sometimes people are responsible for the destruction of their own careers. This is one examples.

The Only Person To Blame For Tory Lanez's 10 Year Jail Sentence Is Tory Lanez

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As The Root reported, Tory Lanez was sentenced Tuesday (August 8) to 10 years in prison for shooting Megan Thee Stallion. The final outcome regarding this violent incident, which happened in 2020, has some folks on social media saying that a decade is an extreme sentence for the assault. Whether if you agree with that assessment or not, one thing is certain: Lanez brought this entirely on himself.

When the shooting first happened, Megan denied being shot at all and told authorities she’d stepped on glass even though she would need surgery on her feet to remove bullet fragments. She explained that she did this to protect everyone with her inside the vehicle that night, as the police are known to disproportionately have fatal encounters with Black folks.

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The rapper legitimately feared that this would happen if police knew Lanez was in possession of a weapon. However, in an Instagram Live video, Meg explained Lanez’s publicist was spreading false information about the shooting which led to her to name Lanez as the perpetrator. Even though he was arrested in October 2020 on a charge of carrying a concealed weapon in a vehicle, he was not arrested for shooting Megan (Lanez would later be released on $35,000 bail).

Not only did Lanez avoid any sort of accountability, he repeatedly professed his innocence by insisting that Megan was a liar. Lanez released the album DAYSTAR just two months after the violent incident in which he accused her of trying to frame him. On “Money Over Fallouts,” he stated, “Megan people tryna frame me for a shootin’....Gotta see a couple questions: how the f**k you get shot in your foot, don’t hit no bones or tendons?”

According to Billboard, a source close to the situation accused Lanez’s team of fabricating emails from Meg’s label, 300 Entertainment, to “campaign press” on his behalf. The magazine also said the source claimed the star’s team made up text messages between Lanez and Megan and sent them to several outlets. The magazine also said that Lanez also leveraged his following on social media to bully Meg.

The Traumazine rapper was tormented for years following the shooting, and Lanez played a heavy hand in it. From memes ridiculing the incident, posts mocking Meg’s gender and claims that she deserved to be shot, Megan was bullied when she should have been healing. To add insult to injury, celebrities from Drake to 50 Cent to Lebron James to Meek Mill boosted Lanez when they should have been showing support to Meg.

In 2021, prosecutors said they had engaged in “meaningful discussions” with Lanez about a possible plea deal but nothing materialized and the case went to trial last year (charges were brought against Lanez by the state, not Meg). Once it did, things quickly unraveled for him. From Megan taking the stand to an audio recording of Lanez seemingly confessing to the shooting, a guilty verdict felt inevitable.

Lanez’s request for a new trial was denied in May as well as his request to remove the judge from the case. During his sentencing, Lanez pleaded for leniency and presented 76 character reference letters as proof of his inherently good nature. He also spoke for several minutes and called Megan “someone I still care for dearly to this day.”

However, in a witness impact statement from Megan read during sentencing, she explained how Lanez tried to destroy her and that mercy is for people who show remorse. For the last three years, Lanez has made this ordeal much worse for himself by refusing to take responsibility for what he did to Meg and still won’t own up to his behavior. During the sentencing, he stated that if he was guilty of assaulting Meg alcoholism and childhood trauma was to blame.

Ultimately, Lanez’s prison sentence was the result of him being worried more about his ego more than consequences of his actions—and he’ll be paying for both for the next decade.

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#Instagram #megan thee stallion #i’m not sad for her #i’m outraged #i’m just glad she’s in a better place now #those people can speak for themselves they know who they are #and they can go straight to hell #they will pay for their crimes #for sucking that abusers meat #I’m not sad for her #I’m outraged #I’m just glad she’s in a better place now #As always a loud and sincere fuck you to everyone who has doubted her and supported that Canadian cuntery who must not be named #Those people can speak for themselves they know who they are #And they can go straight to hell #They will pay for their crimes #She went through unnecessary trauma for two years #That’s unforgivable #Next level fuckery #That that type of ish that would lead to an episode of snapped or deadly women #once again #🖕🏿daystar Peterson #annnnn boom #just like that #may all who come against black women rot #Don’t fuck with black women #If you can’t love them then at least don’t harm them #can’t wait to see that sociopath locked up on August 7th.#can’t wait to see that sociopath locked up on august 7th #that’s a sociopath.

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felagund-fiollaigean · 2 years

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Felagund's recollections of November 5th, 2020.

This time last year, I was completely bogged down and overwhelmed by college work. Fearful and uncertain of the future because of covid, fearful and uncertain of the future because our country was teetering on the edge of four more years of fascism. Checking the news every couple minutes - are the votes in yet? Will we see any relief to make this horrible year mean anything but death? To get away from the stress of papers and assignments and the world at large I go for a walk. Come back. Go to the bathroom and check Tumblr from the toilet (as you do) and I see... huh. that's weird. that's two consecutive posts abou- no, make that three consecutive posts about destiel. That's odd. I have some supernatural mutuals but this is unprecedented. Why is everyone talking about this. Let me see....

It's trending. Destiel is trending. There was a new episode airing tonight and now everyone's talking about it. I frantically send an ask to a supernatural mutual of mine. "Hey why is destiel trending are you guys doing okay over there?"

No. They are very much not doing okay over there. Slowly, it sinks in. I got confirmation. Destiel is canon. Destiel is canon. Destiel is canon.

Cas said, "I love you" to dean.

You know in that Christmas carol the little town of Bethlehem where it goes, "the hopes and fears of all the years are met in thee tonight?"

The hopes and fears of the last twelve years were met in that moment. every gay little bastard on this site who ever wished for something to come to pass we all knew deep down would never happen. the thing thousands of fanworks have been created in the name of despite the canon making no official concessions. the thing we stared at (and even if you weren't actually into supernatural, you know you did too) like a cat stalking a laser dot too high up on the wall to reach. the thing reveled in and talked about with the unspoken acknowledgement that it would only ever be a lovely dream.

That dream was real.

It sunk in.

Then I saw a clip of the scene itself. Dean is just staring at him with the stupidest non-expression I've ever seen. Cas gets dragged to hell immediately after the confession. The show did the one thing we always thought they would be too craven to do and immediately backtracked in the worst way possible. Or was it the best way possible? There is a strange kind of comfort in the awful-but-predictable, is there not?

We have, what. A minute? To absorb all this?

Then the rumor about Putin breaks, and that's when things actually start to get interesting.

That was the first time anyone learned about world events (albeit false ones) through the "I love you" meme. Destiel killed Putin. "I'll see you in hell you stupid fruit." Holy shit georgia's still blue. The term "superhell" is coined and infects the site's collective idiolect. Tumblr user is-destiel-canon-yet must be shooting rainbows out of their asshole. Sherlock series 5 and dashcon 2: electric boogaloo. This isn't even a fraction of everything that started happening that evening but its what I remember hitting the hardest. Destiel killed Putin. Could the world get any more weird? Destiel killed Putin.

It's at this point my mom knocks on the bathroom door and asks if I'm okay.

It's a fair question, bless her. I was making these awful, uncontrollable noises; wheezing and squeaking with laughter that was this (🤏🏻) close to tears. I assure her I'm fine. She doesn't 100% buy it (fair), but leaves me to it.

Cause how could I possibly explain any of this? "Well you see mom back in 2008 there was this show called supernatural and this one guy was in hell..." Like, no. Even if I could recount every event that lead up to this moment with perfect accuracy and coherence it still wouldn't make any sense. It was too big. There was too much. Hell, I lived it and I'm still not sure it makes any sense.

But I know what I was feeling. I know my face was bright red and my eyes were streaming, I know I couldn't stop giggling and occasionally going "oh my god" in utter disbelief. I had never been drunk or high before but I wondered if that's what it felt like. I felt like a participant in a Dionysian mystery. I was giddy. I was euphoric. If I could bottle the exact combination of hormones coursing through my bloodstream that night, I'd make a goddamn fortune. I knew there was no fucking chance of me focusing on school again for the rest of the night and we still don't know who's going to be leading our country for the next four years.

And the best thing about this, I think, is that I know the rest of you were feeling it too. I've seen countless posts and replies and memes talking about experiencing this night and how utterly insane everything was. How utterly insane we felt. And that has engendered a deep, compelling fondness for my fellow hellsite users in me, one that will never be forgotten.

Cause even if I can't explain that night to anyone I know, I know you get it.

That's special.

#november 5th #destiel

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bookdork1 · 2 years

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I MEAN THE ANGEL WAS CANONICALLY IN LOVE FROM PRETTY MUCH THE BEGINNING AND WE WERE RIGHT ABOUT IT AND DESTIEL CONFESSION BECOMING A MEME TOTALLY OVERWHELMED IT BUT GOD FUCKING DAMN IT IF THAT WASNT ONE OF THEE MOST PIVOTAL MOMENTS IN TELEVISION HISTORY AND IF MISHA WASNT ON FUCKNIG POINT THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ITS A MASTERPIECE

#15X18 #destiel

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teachingmycattoread · 1 year

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Things We’ve Yelled About This Episode #3.6

Hamlet, William Shakespeare

The Silmarillion, J. R. R. Tolkien

Hamlet (1996) - Kenneth Branagh

Kenneth Branagh (imdb)

Hamlet (2009) - David Tennant

David Tennant (imdb)

Hamlet (2016) - RSC, Paapa Essiedu

Paapa Essiedu (imdb)

Othello, William Shakespeare

The Lion King (1994)

Withnail and I (1987)

Rosencrantz and Guilderstern Are Dead, Tom Stoppard

Rosencrantz and Guilderstern Are Dead (1990)

Gary Oldman (imdb)

Lewis (2006-2015)

Hamlet (2018) - Andrew Scott (youtube)

Andrew Scott (imdb)

Minecraft

Sparknotes

The Trolley Problem (wiki)

Much Ado About Nothing, William Shakespeare

Much Ado About Nothing (2011) - David Tennant and Catherine Tate

Catherine Tate (imdb)

Illyria (wiki)

Twelfth Night, William Shakespeare

Kronborg castle (wiki)

The Minack Theatre (website)

Harrow the Ninth, Tamsyn Muir

Gesta Danorum, Saxo Grammaticus (wiki)

The Castle of Otranto, Horace Walpole

Cyrano de Bergerac, Edmond Rostand

Peredur (wiki)

Richard III (wiki)

The Princes in the Tower (wiki)

This tumblr post about confession

To Be Or Not To Be, Ryan North

O, that this too too solid flesh would melt Thaw and resolve itself into a dew! Or that the Everlasting had not fix’d His canon ‘gainst self-slaughter! Hamlet, Act I Scene 2

Parks and Rec (2009-2015)

Leonardo Dicaprio (imdb)

But that I am forbid

To tell the secrets of my prison-house,

I could a tale unfold whose lightest word

Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood,

Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres,

Thy knotted and combined locks to part

And each particular hair to stand on end,

Like quills upon the fretful porpentine - Hamlet, Act I Scene 5

I have of late, but

wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth - Hamlet, Act II Scene 2

This post

To thine own self be true - Hamlet, Act I Scene 3

Malvolio - Twelfth Night, William Shakespeare

Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them. - Twelfth Night, Act II Scene 5

The difference between comedy and tragedy is listening to the women - this post

King Lear, William Shakespeare

The Muppets

Statler and Waldorf

Gonzo and Rizzo

Ian McKellen (imdb)

Patrick Stewart (imdb)

Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince:

And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest! - Hamlet, Act V Scene 2

House of Finwe (wiki)

Metaverse

The Long Way To A Small Angry Planet, Becky Chambers

Would that be fucked up or what? (meme)

Manic pixie dream girl (trope)

Queer Lit, Manchester (website)

The Mandalorian (2019 -)

The Cat Rating

5/10

What Else Are We Reading?

The Silmarillion, J. R. R. Tolkien

Snowcrash, (1992)

Notes From A Crocodile,

Harrow the Ninth, Tamsyn Muir

Nona the Ninth, Tamsyn Muir

What Abigail Did Last Summer, Ben Aaronvitch

The Last of Us (2023 -)

Next Time On Teaching My Cat To Read

The Raven Tower, Ann Leckie

#tmctr #tmctr ref

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zephosthefaedemon · 2 years

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[🍺 for drunken confession meme, it's Alastor sitting beside her today though. Uh oh.] [ @bokorradio ]

Zephos may have had too much absinthe at the hotel bar and didn't really realize that she was oversharing more than usual. As Alastor sat down her typical hesitation was gone, a cheerful hello coming from her. The fae demon would also be speaking more akin to how she was used to in the fae world rather than here in Hell with the less formal speech. She'd say to the radio demon with giggles scattered about in her words, "Hail Sir Alastor, dear deer man. Doth thou desire to listen upon fact that I have not shared with others forthright? Well I shall make thee privy to some fact most untold."

She'd take another sip off the absinthe, out of drink in this glass now and plucking up the sugar to just eat it. She was a sweet tooth after all. "I killed mine own Mami. The wretch wast the most despicable maid to trod the Fae realms, and wast a maid with heart of ice and vanity. She injured me, body heart mind and soul, but nae that wast not what tipped me. Nae t'wasn't even how she bore me only to conceive an heir even if partly Hellspawn. Nae, she tried to tithe a 7 year old boy, Devon, to Hell for longer life. What a fetid sow, right? Nary she was a coward, to harm a babe or youth whom wast innocent as that newborn lamb. Now I'm called the Monster of Gwydir. No matter, how art thou dear?"

#rp #answered #former noble (zephos)#disturbed frequencies (alastor)#(Uh oh indeed Zephos being drunk)#(Unintentional Shakespearian speak)#(fae lore!)#bokorradio

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wowowwild · 2 years

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FAQ:

This is an 18+ blog, enter at your own risk. I'll do my best to make sure everything nsfw and mature is marked, but let me know if I missed something!

Pronouns he/they, you can call me Ace, Seven, or Wild.

Everything I write is self indulgent, but you can make requests.

This is mostly my chance to be cringe and horny on main... except this is a side blog.

Please don't take me too seriously, I'm just a silly little lad! I love talking to everyone as long as we're all respectful with each other.

My tags (bc my original content gets buried by my queue lol) are: game posting, ace's fic, ace's post, ace's reblog, ace's art, ace's memes, and ace’s ask. (These links only work on desktop.)

I am also on Pillowfort and Bluesky!

My fics:

Ace Attorney

Bag-Verse: Rated M with some variance. The first is klapollo, the next is Pollycule (PollyxKlavx???x???) v Emacule (Emax???x???x???), plus random spin offs and extrapolations.

Hope For The Best, Prepare For The Weirdest: Rated T. Adventures at Klavier’s party as viewed through messaging app. POV: You're too old for this shit. (tumblr)

What Feels Wright: Rated G. Another hospital scene but this time written by me. Edgeworth POV. TLDR: Edgeworth has feelings. What feelings? Who knows. We're just proud he can identify that he's having them. (tumblr)

You’re Probably Not Aware: Rated T. For Blackmadhi Week 2023 day one pining. Simon and Nahyuta talk about their love lives (or lack thereof) with their respective siblings. Kind of. (tumblr)

We Are One And The Same: Rated T. Blackmadhi Week 2023 Day 2 redemption. Simon comforts Nahyuta outside the party about something that happened at the court house. (tumblr)

Three Words For You: Rated T. Blackmadhi Week 2023 day 3: I love you. Simon and Nahyuta look into what it means to be in love and the first 'I love you' is said. (tumblr)

Extra, Extra: I Love You: Rated E. Simon and Nahyuta have just they love each other for the first time! They have sex about it! (NSFW companion to Three Words For You)

Lay Thee Down Now And Rest: Rated T. Blackmadhi Week 2023 day 5 healing. How Nahyuta and Simon comfort each other when they have nightmares. (tumblr)

I Thought I Told You: Rated T. Blackmadhi week 2023 day 6: double quadruple date. Simon is anxious and insecure but Nahyuta sets him straight... *insert not straight joke here* Bonus mini golf. (tumblr)

You Know You’re Alright With Me: Rated T. Blackmadhi Week 2023 day 7: rivalry/second chances. Nahyuta returns from a trip to Khura'in. Simon missed them very much. It might have been worth it though, since Nahyuta finally learned to cook something without burning the kitchen down. (tumblr)

Fruity: Rated T. "If you were a fruit, what kind would you be?" Klapollo week 2023 day 1: confessions (tumblr)

Punishment Befitting The Crime: Rated T. Klavier loved to play little pranks and Apollo knew the perfect punishment to fit the crime. Klapollo week 2023 day 2: weakness (tumblr)

Sick Days Extended Universe (Series): Fic 1: Rated T. Klavier is sick and Apollo takes care of him. Klapollo week 2023 day 3 domesticity. Fic 2: Rated E. Klavier had a bad day at work. Apollo uses the opportunity to spoil him. (tumblr fic 1)

Our Family: Rated G. Apollo and Klavier go over Christmas plans. Klapollo week 2023 day 4: family (tumblr)

Hey There Apollo: Rated T. Klavier and Apollo video call while Apollo is away in Khura'in. Klapollo week day 6: long distance (tumblr)

Getting Something Off My Chess: Rated T. Klavier receives a Facebook notification. A friend request? (It’s from Phoenix Wright. They play chess.) (tumblr)

That’s Unfortunate: Rated T. The universe keeps trying to tell Apollo something important. Will he listen? Or will he find himself surrounded by regrets and missed opportunities? As the clock ticks down, find out if Apollo can stick the landing or if he will miss his cue.

Polly’s Mom Has Got It Going On: Rated T. Crack fic. Klavier asks Apollo if he has a chance with his crush... Your mother is who? (tumblr)

Gloves: Rated E. Apollo has a fixation on Klavier's leather gloves. What ever could this lead to? (Smut, the answer is smut.)

Her Sister’s Magatama: Rated G. What has been done with Mia’s Magatama? (tumblr)

Breakdown, It’s Alright: Rated T. Klavier gets a vague text from Apollo on his day off asking him to meet in the park. Whatever could be the reason? (tumblr)

Almost Done- Rated E for sex reasons (pls pay attention to the tags). He knew Kristoph knew that he knew and yet still they played their little game. It was kind of fun, actually, and that made him feel more guilty than anything else.

What were YOU doing at the Wright & Co. Law Offices? - Rated T. FranMaya has been secretly dating and WrightWorth is... They'll figure it out. (tumblr)

Bleach

Love Bite: Rated T. Grimmjow starts biting Ichigo during their spars. Whatever could this mean?

Happy Birthday, I Got You An Arrancar: Rated E. Orihime wants her lovely boyfriend to have a very special birthday, i.e. getting to fuck the arrancar he won’t stop talking about.

BNHA

Hero Survey: Rated T. The latest 'most attractive pro-hero' survey has come out. What realizations will it bring about?

#ace's post #ace's fic

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shakespearecircle · 4 years

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I wrote this in like a rambley freak out at work. Forgive me.

So like the line ~kill Claudio~ is a bit of meme. I have made memes about it. But like, I love it. I love Much Ado, it’s 100% in my top 5 favorite plays (not that I could ever actually decide on my top five), and it has so many killer lines. “I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me.” “O God, that I were a man! I would eat his heart in the marketplace.” “I do love nothing in the world so well as you. Is not that strange?” “I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest.” “I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes—and, moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle’s.” But if I really, really think about it Kill Claudio has to be my favorite line in the play because it does so much. It is fucking hilarious line and it’s also so serious and filled with so much meaning.

So, we’re in this scene and Benedick says “Come, bid me do anything for thee.” He’s just told Beatrice he loves her and she said it back! They’re full of this giddy, lovey energy. “Come, bid me do anything for thee.” What she should say is marry me. What Benedick is expecting her to say is marry me. What an audience is expecting her to say is marry me. But what she says is, I want you to kill your best friend. “Kill Claudio.”

The anatomy of the most basic joke can be broken down into two parts: setup and punchline. The setup is usually something innocuous something you would hear and think ah yes I know how this is supposed to end (Two men walk into a bar; Bid me do anything for thee). The punchline, the part that makes it a joke, is the surprise. The story doesn’t end where the audience thinks it’s going to (the third one ducks; kill Claudio). Half of what makes something funny is the surprise. Kill Claudio is definitely a surprise to everyone and can 100% be played for laughs.

But here’s where Kill Claudio becomes more than a joke.

Beatrice knows what she is. She spends the whole play doing whatever she wants, saying whatever she wants, because she doesn’t have any skin in the game. Her life isn’t over if she doesn’t get married. She’s a well-off woman who doesn’t have any parents or anything to inherit, so she doesn’t have anything to lose and really doesn’t have anything to gain either. Beatrice is as free as woman can be in her situation. She doesn’t have any power, but she does have her freedom. Why would she ever do anything that requires her to give that freedom up?

So if we back this scene up from Kill Claudio to Hero’s wedding. We watch the most important person in Beatrice’s life get ruined in just one moment. Claudio breaks his promise to marry Hero, a promise that in Elizabethan England would have been near unbreakable, and humiliates her in the most public way imaginable, almost guaranteeing that Hero will never again find an eligible suitor, which means she will never get married and when her father dies, her entire life and the lives of everyone she loves will be ruined.

Then we come to Beatrice and Benedick. Alone for the first time since they realized how they felt, and they confess their love.

“Come, bid me do anything for thee.”

Beatrice can change her life right here. Hero’s life is ruined and Beatrice can no longer rely on her family to provide for her. But she can marry Benedick, her uncle can make her the heir, and she can save her family. But the person she cares for most would still be ruined.

“Come, bid me do anything for thee.”

The only way to restore a smidgen of Hero’s reputation is for someone to challenge Claudio.

“Come, bid me do anything for thee.”

Beatrice acknowledges something important. Her freedom doesn’t give her power. She can’t issue any challenge. She can’t save her cousin. The only person who would have that power is a man. She says, “Ah, how much might the man deserve of me that would right her!” and “Oh, that I were a man for his sake! Or that I had any friend would be a man for my sake!”

Beatrice is entirely self-aware. She knows her limits. So when Benedick offers to do anything for her she asks him to do the one thing that might save her cousin.

“Kill Claudio.”

#kill claudio #the circle speaks #shakespeare #much ado about nothing

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hasishtardoneanythingwrong · 3 years

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Val Master(hah) Post

If you just want to check out the tag and see everything, it’s here, otherwise individual posts below the cut

TEXT COLOR REFERENCE KEY

Bios:

[Bio]

[Updated Assessment]

Stories (In order of posting):

[Names]

[Scars]

[Atsumori Beach]

[Rest Your Weary Head]

[Raise Your Fists And March Around]

[Buried Away] (AKA: The one where the hands meme came from)

[Untitled Spartacus Fic] (That’s its official name now)

[Wolves]

[Crushes]

[Price of Survival]

[Grand Babylonian Tour]

[Fuck You (Affectionate)] (NSFW)

[Ghost in the Machine]

[Sorry, Wrong Address] [Pt 2] [Epilogue] (The Faye Crossover!)

[Date Night With Musashi]

[How We Survive] (Followup to Price of Survival)

[Fare Thee Well]

[Smoke and Mirrors]

[Roll With It]

[Naptime] (Faye Take A Nap Challenge)

[Spoken In Dreams]

[Date Night With Mordred]

[This Isn’t Giving Up, This Is Letting Go]

[Once Bitten, Twice Shy]

[Gym Fluff]

[Rage and Grace]

[Heaven’s Rage]

[Wholesome Family Naps] (Faye Take A Nap Challenge Pt 2)

[Cooldown]

[I Could Take Ishtar]

[Drown in Flame] (Dubiously canon? Feat. The Everburning Olive Garden)

[Sleep On It]

[We Live On Front Porches]

[Confession]

[Birthday Party] (THANK YOU AGAIN FAYE)

[What’s With You And Closets?] (NSFW Adjacent)

[Song of the Ancients] [2] [3] [4] [5]

[Lovely Costume, Master] (Faye killing me with NSFW)

[The Wrath of a Jealous Goddess] (Faye at it with the killing me with NSFW again)

[Sneepy Faye] (Faye Take A Nap Challenge Part 3, featuring IshFaye)

[Angel On My Left, Devil On My Right] (NSFW, follow up to Lovely Costume, Master]

[Descend Pt 1 (Fun in the Sun)] [Pt 2] [Intermission] [Pt 3] [Pt 4 Coming Soon (tm)]

[Interlude: Musashi]

AUs:

[Breadcrumbs] and [Whole Wheat]

[Mother of Invention]

Asks, Shitposts, and Miscellaneous Lore

[Couples Massages]

[Ask Games] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9]

[SFW Activities]

[Reactions to Surprise Sexy]

[WEREWOLF KNIGHT]

[Knight of Red (Shells)]

[Reactions to Val in pain]

[IshVal getting on each other’s nerves]

Val’s Face:

[Oh Hey It’s A Very Good Crossover Face]

[Why Is This So Good AAAA]

[Monhun]

[That Picrew That Rex Made]

[My Picrews]

Picrew from Discord

And her Command Seal

#Mastersona Time #Masterpost #she who done goofed #for easy access to that tag

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do-you-have-a-flag · 3 years

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Destiel shippers come get ya’ll juice!

SO @deadwright and I were inspired by Some Tumblr Posts and the twitter Roadhouse Wedding stuff and keep writing headcanons about Thee Destiel 2021 Married Ever After S16 SPN Romantic Event Of The Season, so here’s that.

Arranged in order of marital chronology and cutting out us keysmashing too much:

oh man imagine all the burgers they get catered for the reception dean got it done himself he would’ve been so particular about the catering bridezilla cas would probably be THEE bitchiest bridezilla

it's also definitely that trope where all the other hunters ect KNOW that that many of them and the wedding party are essentially a target for trouble so everyone spends the 24 hours leading up to the vows taking out every beastie who shows up on a revenge kick out of sight because they'll be damned if they let ANYTHING stop this wedding and Dean and cas are both having their marital jitters oh god im not good enough what if something goes wrong about mundane things while monsters are getting their ass kicked outside AWWWWWWWW for sure for sure, they’re hunter royalty this wedding is a big deal like half the attendees are nursing injuries but grinning widely

they don't do the can't see eachother before the wedding thing because you KNOW dean would be fixing cas' tie last minute

dean wears a blue pocket square to match cas' tie cas wears a FLANNEL SQUARE

I’m obsessed w the idea of cas giving dean a little bit of his grace in a small bottle on a chain for him to wear or like a wing feather or some part of him god the grace in a bottle breaks me every time in fic dean probably builds cas something but every time i try to think of something specific i choke up

i was thinking like what if trading grace is as close to a romantic gesture as angels have and he's like..... technically i left some grace behind in your mark when i dragged you from the pit and dean is like ARE YOU SAYING WE'VE BEEN MARRIED THIS WHOLE TIME?

they are so sweet i’m on the verge of tears the ability to do anything by halves in their relationship was burnt out by like the second return from the dead moment they are too insane to be anything less than All In And Then Some

at one point someone was like hey cas do you want to run your vows by someone as practice? and he started reading what he'd prepared and it devolved into Biblically Grand Statements Of The Power Of Love And The Redemption Of - ect ect ect and it's because unlike the confession scene he's had TOO much preparation and overshot into uncanny angelic vibes he makes some edits because he know the expressions he gets when he reads it aren't what he intended

dean writes page after page after page of unused drafts, none of them are particularly floral

he does the cliche of ripping up his vows and improvising at the altar, something he gets mercilessly teased for because he swore he wouldn't but it classifies as a chick flick moment

THAT’S SO PEAK HIM OH MY GOD and you knoooooow you just KNOW it’s beautiful and emotional and everyone is crying

god the NOVELTY of dean being emotionally honest in front of people......im gonna faint YEA yeah... ONE TIME ONLY DEAL he thinks loudly at Sam's smug expression

anyway, at the wedding dean is the one who spends the whole ceremony with like crying cat meme eyes after the confession scene i’m pretty sure the minute the vows start cas is in the same boat USELESS HUSBANDS dean gets passed a handkerchief for his tears and immediately goes to use it on cas' face and they both laugh sob love the idea that everyone individually thought they were too tough to cry but they all broke at various stages yeah sam definitely starts to choke up just standing up there with his brother sam chokes up before the ceremony even started, like probably when he was pinning on dean’s corsage

anyway, Jack dancing with his two dads at the reception CAS’ BEST MAN / FLOWER BOY FLOWER MAN let him heelie down the aisle with the flowers LITTLE MAN GO NYOOM who makes him a little flower crown he wears with a proud lil smile? claire ofc, with those hair braiding skills? she makes it BEAUTIFUL flower crown: on nails: painted dads: MARRIED!!!!

when they say i do and kiss and everyone is cheering you can't convince me that someone doesn't let off what is either a gun or a dubiously legal firework in celebration jack pops a few lightbulbs in his uncontrollable joy

Dean and Cas can't let go of each other, it's at LEAST one point of physical contact for the rest of the reception PERIODT

CAN YOU IMAGINE THEM DANCING TO AIR SUPPLY

they definitely didn't do the wedding gifts thing but a few mysteriously show up anyway; discuss waffle iron from sam bc he remembers the becky incident meanwhile claire gets them flavoured lube because she’s an insane little mean girl she gets them a sampler package with like novelty flavours, gotta spring extra for a wedding PIE FLAVOURED LUBE

it’s gonna be the party of the century omfg you KNOW it! that dancefloor going OFF the BAR is FLOWING

dean gets dragged up onto the bar to make a speech and there's a moment at the end where he drags cas up there too and they're being playfully yelled at not to scuff it and there's hooting and catcalls as dean and cas kiss and dean gestures rudely before almost falling backwards off the bar before cas grabs him and climbing down is less romantic or dignified but he couldn't care if he wanted to

meanwhile sam and claire are outside defacing the impala with silly string and lewd graffiti and tin cans tied to the bumper for the going-away oh it is one hundo percent a just married atrocity there's enough condoms hidden in the car that they're still finding them months later

anyway wanna hear my disgustingly soppy honeymoon roadtrip concept? YOU KNOW I DO OKAY SO

you know at some point dean must have said some sad thing like for the longest time he never thought he'd live long enough to get married and the only circumstances he could imagine was hooking up drunkenly with a stranger at some vegas wedding scenario like that's the best he would ever get and he thinks it's mostly forgotten but then during their cross country honeymoon roadtrip castiel does in fact navigate them to las vegas and quietly mutters that the legal veracity of the little chapel on the city limits is dubious at best and they're already married so it couldn't do any harm and they get officiated by an elvis impersonator and a woman wearing more sequins than fabric throws cheap confetti over them

and after that they stop into every venue they can find that would be friendly to them to pretend they're eloping and at one point dean even pulls out the fbi id badges and the officiant is under the impression he's facilitating some sort of covert workplace romance

one place is a kitchy little house that's clearly just the couple who run it opening their strange home to anyone who needs it and have been since the 70s and Castiel thinks for a moment when they're asked to pin something to the collection of stuff on the walls and ceiling before pulling the receipt for the pie they'd shared earlier in a dinner out and scrawling his and dean's name on it to be added to the clutter

and at one point they stand ankle deep in a pond while some old hippie lady wraps their clasped hands together with soft fabric and chants something that dean knows isn't real magic but hey he's not going to tell her that and after the ceremony they sit on the grass and feed each other sweet bread to complete the binding or whatever and it's nice but it doesn't compare to the ranch where they both tossed their cowboy hats in the air and were given a horse to ride to their camp site

i thought about riverboat gambling for point one seconds and now i know in my bones that one of their many weddings was on a riverboat, they made the captain officiate after cornering him on deck in like five minutes, the crew sent them complimentary champagne and they threw fries at the birds following the boat while sharing it straight out of the bottle

if destiel can go canon multiple times they can get married multiple times CHANGE MY MIND THEY GET MARRIED SO MUCH the MOST married i just want them to get gay cowboy married

eventually i want them to end up at the beach bc dean has canonically never been to the coast their road trip is to get to the other coast

they send just married postcards back to sam from every stop sam stops feeling hurt he was left out of their vegas elopement wedding by the third wedding postcard he recieves sam saves them ofc bc GOD can you imagine them looking at the postcards on their 30th anniversary or s/t 🥺 showing their grandkids and recounting the story of each wedding there's a seashell taped to the last one

cas gets a terrible sunglasses tan and dean gets burnt on the tips of his ears and there's sand on sand on sand in all their clothes and at one point dean is blinking away salt water and cas is gripping his arm and saying something about the coral by them in the water and dean thinks that he likes floating beside cas a lot better than flying

dean has cas pick ice cream for them from a truck and hustles at carnival games enough to win them both big novelty foam hats and they both go back to their room and pass out immediately post shower sprawled across the bed and still smelling like sunscreen and salt water

dean tucks a little cocktail umbrella behind cas’ ear

cas spends most of the next day in dean's zepplin shirt and a pair of shorts they only picked up once they got there because neither of them thought to bring beach clothes, they sit on the balcony and dean sips his beer and idly plays with the ring on cas' finger and they play a game of what fictional monsters could they beat in a fight

cas’ true form is the size of the chrysler building he can fight king kong easy that's what he says and dean's like okay but what about mothra and castiel is like how would YOU defeat mothra and dean just goes "bugspray." GDJSGSHSGSHDSJ DEAN WOULD

in honour of misha putting his whole pussy into the role, cas wears a dress in at least one of their weddings

it's at one of those theme parks that's just historical re-enactments and people get their vows renewed there and there's costumes for the photobooth and the staff are like how long have you been married? castiel says two weeks, three days, eighteen hours, and twenty five minutes................ approximately. and the photo is cas in a classical wedding gown and dean is wearing the veil with his old timey suit and there's a moose head on the wall behind them wearing the top hat he was given and they send that print with an arrow pointing at the moose with sam written next to it

i keep thinking bitch!!!! you KNOW WHAT!! you KNOW that dean is the type a guy who's heart races every time he feels his wedding ring/is always fiddling with it in the weeks after the wedding, like an anchor to remind him they really got married this is real he would NEED that physical reminder that he can have good things

he’s never ever going to take it off, the tan line will be permanent

how funny it would be if dean gets injured on a hunt and the monster guy is about to kill him and then the lights blow out and the monsters are like what was that and dean is just like "[spits blood] that's my husband." and nek minnit cas has just ripped through them thanks to teleporting in angel style and is just like Cas: [heals dean] "you're late for movie night" Dean: "Well if you'd gotten here earlier i would have been on time." Cas: >:| [kisses him]

cas is like i didn’t burn the popcorn this time you BETTER be alive to see it

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