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pawzofchaos · 10 months

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racheld93 · 1 month

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TOMMY KINARD'S EARS ARE PEIRCED

discuss please. art and fic please. feed me.

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cactuscoolerr · 11 months

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ELABORATE ON BIG DICK NAGI HIS PULLOUT GAME IS PROBABLY SHIT BUT IT WOULD FEEL SO GOOD <3

omg…nagi with breeding and creampies…and he’s just so big and you can’t push him off of you cause he’s just laying on top of you now and he’s too heavy…big lazy baby…

⋆｡˚. nagi seishiro - needy nagi

• nsfw

• notes: also i think i accidentally went off topic.. but ummm yeah.. :-:

but bro.. nagis pull out game is literall ass 💀

he’ll be like “yeah i’ll pull out” blah blah but once he’s balls deep inside ur cunt he’s whining and whimpering ab how good u feel and how badly he doesn’t wanna pull out 😭 hes so annoying omg like he doesn’t even have a breeding kink tbh he just likes how u feel wrapped around him but if you have a breeding kink then that makes it better cuz both of u win in the end 🙏

but like if ur not into breeding and u don’t want him cumming inside of u then u and him r completely stocked on condoms 💀

i wholeheartedly believe that nagi is a sex fiend. like this mf didn’t get it at first since he’s never had anyone to have sex with but once u and him finally had sex a few months into ur relationship, he can’t not be in ur cunt. HES SO DUMB I HATE HIM. like ur first time was awful bc he was inexperienced and so were u but he had absolutely no clue ab anything while u had a general idea. ong bro thought he could just push into u without prep or anything.. he was def like “why isn’t it going in?” “oh ur crying? what’s wrong?” LIKE STFU OMFG 😭😭😭

and then you’d be telling him that he’s fucking huge and he can’t just push inside of u like that and he’s just like “oh” LMFAO

like this is how i imagine it’d go:

it felt like you and nagi had been making out for hours before you were gently helping him out of his clothes while he took yours off. he seemed hesitant, but you knew that he was curious about sex with how fast he was with pulling off your panties and your bra.

“you’re wet” nagi sounded breathless but he spoke in that usual bored tone, despite the way his eyes seemed to light up.

you didn’t say anything to him, gulping softly once you held his hardened cock in your hand. while making out, you felt him grow hard and you knew that he’d be big, but you didn’t think he’d be this big. a part of you felt scared for the pain, but the other part of you was excited for the way he’d stretch out your virgin cunt and fuck into you.

hesitantly, you dragged your hand up his cock and towards his cock head, making him wince softly. your eyes met his with concern, but he just stared down at you without any emotion clear on his face. “you need to do it like this,” he spoke and grasped onto your wrist, bringing it up towards his face before spitting on your palm. “it hurts if you don’t use spit”

your eyes stayed on his for a second longer before hesitantly bringing your hand back down to wrap around his cock. his words only made you afraid of hurting him, which wasn’t what he was trying to do when he told you that.

but once you began stroking his cock gently, he let out a small whine before falling forward to lean his forehead on your shoulder.

“feels good..” he whimpered softly, close to your ear with his warm breath fanning your neck. “wanna be inside of you.. bet thatd feel so much better, pretty”

you let out a shaky breath and looked down at your hand on his cock. the sight made you clench around nothing, suddenly needing to feel his huge cock inside of you. “ok..”

surprisingly, it took a lot longer to get into position than you thought necessary, but you felt that it was worth it once nagi stood above you on his knees, in between your spread legs, his eyes fixated on your wet pussy. you couldn’t even tell what he was thinking anymore with the far away look in his eyes.

“ok..” you breathed out and looked up at the ceiling, “do you know what you’re doing?”

nagi didn’t say anything, only nodding, despite how you couldn’t see him. without any warning, nagi pressed his cock head into your folds before trying his best to slide into your cunt. you let out a loud whine and involuntarily attempted to press your thighs together, only to be stopped by nagi’s huge body from above you.

with the small whines and the tears building up in your eyes, nagi looked down at you with a look of confusion. “what’s wrong?” he asked, finally some emotion in his voice. “you can’t just fuck me” you scolded, not completely aware of what you were saying, which only left nagi even more confused.

“i thought that’s what we were doing..?” he asked while bringing his hands to rest on your knees with how tired he was getting. he didn’t think sex would take this long to start. “yeah, but..” you couldn’t finish your sentence as you began crying softly. he looked down at you, still confused before sighing deeply.

a quiet groan sounded from him before spreading your legs once more and collapsing on top of your body, careful not to crush you.

“i’m sorry, pretty..” he said softly against your neck, “didn’t mean to make you cry” nagi’s soft yawn against your skin made you laughs softly before sniffling and looking down at him. “it’s ok.. you didn’t know”

“but you can’t just push into me..” you said with a small pout and he propped himself up to look at you. “why not?” his face was full of confusion once more and you had to resist the urge to laugh, finding him adorable. “you’re way too big, sei.. you’ll hurt me really bad if you do..”

nagi’s gaze softened at your tone before ducking down to kiss you, something he knew how to do well. “i’m sorry..” he whispered against your lips before hesitantly moving to sit back on his knees again. you could see the tired look in his eyes from where he looked down on you, but you didn’t say anything.

“can i try again..?” nagi said, tone still gentle as he looked at you. “i promise i can do better for you”

his words made you melt and you nodded, propping yourself up on your elbows before starting to guide him in fingering you open before taking his cock.

#bllk #blue lock #blue lock x reader #bllk headcanons #bllk smut #blue lock smut #nagi smut #nagi seishiro smut #nagi x reader

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taintedcigs · 1 year

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✦ STRESS RELIEF | steve harrington x f. reader ✦

wc: 1k+

pairing: steve harrington x fem!reader

warnings: 18+ !!smut, smut smut!!, MINORS DNI!! swearing, bj, or*l (male receiving), nicknames (sweetheart, baby, princess, etc.), praises!! lots of praises! vv soft!dom!steve, sub!reader, kind of aftercare!! 18+ ONLY!!!

summary: you help steve relax after a long day at work.

authors note: this was a little thought of mine that somehow turned into a 1k fic it is still short tho!! i did not proof-read this im v sorry for being so lazy. i do not like the pics they don't match BUT look how fucking DREAMY joe looks in a suit omfg, also PLS PLS leave some feedback they r my joy and hope!! and feel free to COME TALK TO ME IN ASKS, OR SEND ME A PM!! okay that's it enjoy!! mwah xo, em💌

you knew steve had a long day at work.

as soon as he came home he was seated on the couch, huffing as he mumbled something about how bad his day was.

his face was scrunched up, you could see that he was visibly stressed, it killed you to see him like this, and you were willing to do anything to cheer him up.

so, you offered to help him relax, and steve nodded mindlessly at that, thinking that you were going to give him a massage or something, he relaxed his shoulders, and his head was still filled with a lot of thoughts about work.

but as soon as you dropped down on your knees in front of him, your soft hands slowly parting his thighs, his thoughts disappeared immediately and his mouth almost drooled at the sight.

you, on your knees, as you looked up at him with a mischievous smirk plastered on your face, it was now etched into his brain forever.

he couldn't help but let out a relaxed sigh, his mind fuzzy when you helped him get rid of his pants, along with his boxers.

when his soft cock faced you, you wasted no time lazily pressing kisses at his pink tip, giving it kitten licks as you rested your hands on his thighs, giving them a massage.

soon with your hands fondling his balls, steve grunted softly, his eyes curiously watching you as pre-cum leaked out of his slit, you were quick to collect it with your thumb, making a show of it as you put your finger in your mouth, slowly licking it off while you remain eye contact with him, pretty noises escaping from your lips.

steve groaned lowly at your movements, his eyes rolling back in his head, blood rushing to his cock immediately. 'jesus, baby, you're gonna be the fuckin' death of me.' he mumbled huskily, making your lips twitch into a light smirk.

his cock twitched at the thought of your wet, warm mouth, and he was getting eager. 'had such a long day, sweetheart, need that warm mouth of yours...' he whined, and you were more than ready to oblige his request, your lips were quick to wrap around his cock, as he threw his head back in pleasure.

's-shit, baby, takin' me so fuckin' well.' he praised, mumbling and your mouth slowly sank down on his hardened cock, his breathing ragged as he fisted your hair in his hands.

'j-just like that sweetheart, such, a good fuckin' girl for me, yea?' he hummed and pushed your head lower on him, your muffled moans when you taste him were enough to bring him over the edge.

'not gonna last long, if you keep doing that- fuck.' he cursed as your lips were stretching around his cock, his groans getting louder now that the warmth of your mouth had engulfed him.

he buried his hands in your hair as he watched you take him in your mouth fully, his moans grew louder at the sight in front of him.

you, looking up at him, all doe-eyed, as your lips were wrapped around his length, he enjoyed fucking your face, his hips thrusting forward roughly as he watched his cock disappear slowly into your mouth.

when his tip hit the back of your throat, you gagged around him, the whimpers you made as you cried around his cock were enough to make him grunt loudly, he was in awe of how ethereal you are.

your hands are quick to replace the rest of him that doesn't fit into your mouth. 'fuuuck, mhmm, just like that, princess.' he praises, and you sink down faster on his length, enjoying the way steve's huge cock is stretching your throat as his groans are getting louder.

'i'm gonna cum, princess.' steve can't handle it anymore, the sight of you, the most beautiful girl, on your knees, innocently looking up at him, your mascara smudged, and your eyes pooling with tears.

your pretty lips wrapped around his length, drooling as you gag on his cock, saliva dripping down from your lips to your cleavage, and steve almost growls, wanting to lick and suck on your pretty tits.

the sounds you make as you are slobbering and choking on his cock make his eyes roll in the back of his head and he's sure he is in heaven, and he's sure that you are so fucking good to him, and so fucking perfect.

his hands grab a fistful of your hair as he starts fucking your face harder, his animalistic growls and the sound of his skin slapping against your mouth filling the room.

'mmpf, such a good fuckin' girl, gonna coat that pretty little throat with my cum, yea?' his hips jerk into your mouth faster now and you whimper around him.

'you want that pretty baby?' he asks almost mockingly, knowing you can't answer when your mouth is full, and you nod immediately, your moans muffled by his cock.

and with that, he lets out a loud groan, rope after rope of his warm cum coating your throat. 'fuuuck, take it all baby.' he instructs as you can feel him twitch in your mouth.

'take all of my fuckin' cum, princess.' you can feel his thighs shudder, and feel him fill your throat.

his hands are soft as they stroke your hair, steve's head is thrown back as he is riding out his orgasm, and you try to collect all of his load.

when you do, you stick your tongue out at him, showing you have lapped up all of his juices. steve gives you a slight smirk, praising you.

you swallow every drop, and you make sure to lick up any of his cum that might have spilled and a proud smirk is plastered upon steve's face. 'such a good girl for me.' he murmurs as he eyes you.

when his cock softens inside of your mouth, you pull your lips off of his length, making a popping sound as you grin up at him.

'are you relaxed now, stevie?' you ask giggly, and he pulls you up to his lap, nodding eagerly.

'for now, princess.' he presses a kiss to your lips, soft but still very needy, you whine when he breaks the kiss.

'i might need to use this to relax more.' he pinches your clit.

#steve harrington smut #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington imagines #steve harrington fics #steve harrington oneshot #steve harrington x y/n #steve harrington fluff #steve harrington angst

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dnvrsmedia · 2 years

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how about smut with dom nat and virgin fem reader where they were dating for a while and r wants to have sex and notices nat is kinda sexually frustrated but she’s scared to disappoint nat because nat has a lot of experience but nat reassures and praises her saying stuff like “the tastiest pussy i’ve ever had”, “ you’re so wet and tight” and basically just makes r feel really good about herself with oral and strap use please ;)

Last First Time

Natasha Romanoff x reader smut (18+)

not proof read ofc (too lazy for that soz)

I need Nat so bad omfg buuut this was so fun to write! Tysm nonnie <3

SMUT UNDER THE CUT MINORS DNI

Your hands begin to tremble as her soft pillowy lips migrate from your neck. Nat knows that you’re less experienced in this area and reassured you that she didn’t mind. Normally, your make out sessions end abruptly with Natasha pulling away. The both of you panting and itching for more. Up until this moment, you were too shy to admit that you finally wanted her to have you. You need her to take all of you.

You feel Nat pull away in respect for you, yet the last thing you want her to do is respect you right now. Her face is flushed and her chest is rising and falling with each sexually frustrated huff. You notice that her thighs are pressing together and almost let out a moan.

You throw your pride aside and pounce on her. She lets out the cutest squeak of surprise before she starts groping every inch of your body. Her strong, calloused hands feel like heaven against your flush body. You arch your back into her as your need for her grows. You buck your hips into her’s,seeking something more. Natasha let’s out an animalistic groan. Her hands grab your ass and flips you over onto your back. She pins your arms above your head and releases your lips from her own. You let out a whine and chase after her with a pout. This causes her to smirk and bite her lip.

“Such a fucking minx, princess.” She groans as she rolls her hips on your thigh once more. You can feel the delicious heat radiating from between her legs. This causes you to let out a very loud whine unintentionally. Your eyes go wide and your face heats up. You have never felt this horny in your life. Natasha’s smirk widens as she takes both of your hands in one; using her free hand to caress your bottom lip with her thumb. To her surprise, your mouth opens up as you start lapping your wet tongue around her digit.What? You’ve seen those videos before. You’re not a saint, you’re just a virgin.

Natasha’s mouth falls open as her breathing becomes heavy. Her eyes seemingly become dark and her hand twitches. Sadly, Nat snaps out of it and removes herself from you in a panic.

“Fuck, Y/N I-i’m so sorry. I took that way too far-“ You roll your eyes and try yo figure out the best way to let her know you want this.

“Nat-“

“I really didn’t mean to lose control like tha-“

“Natasha!” You start getting more frustrated. You can feel how sticky she has made your underwear. You can feel your cunt pulsating, begging for her and only her. If only she would shut up.

“I understand if you want to-“

“Can you just fuck me already!” You yell in frustration. Nat’s mouth is left wide open. You would laugh if your weren’t so sexually frustrated though.

“I’m sorry, what?“ Her eyes still wide, wondering if she heard you right.

You stand up to meet her at the edge of your shared bed. You take her hands into yours and kiss her knuckles.

“Baby, you have no idea how ready I am for you. I have thought this over so many times and I know that you’re the right person. It also helps that you’re so fucking hot,” She rolls her eyes.

“You think i’m kidding?” You take one of her hands and trail them down your abdomen. You slip her fingers under your underwear and make her feel how wet you are. You both let out a breathy moan at the feeling of her fingers on your heat.

Nat’s eyes grow dark once more. She throws you back onto the bed and gets to work. She marks every inch of your neck, torso, thighs, and legs. In swift motions she’s ripping off your clothes, making sure you’re okay with what she’s doing every step of the way. Your hands begin to tremble as she grows closer to where you need her. She notices this and moves to be face to face with you.

“Honey, look at me.” She says calmly. At this point you can’t even make eye contact with her. She coaxes you by using her secret weapon, tickling. She tickles you until you’re laughing with your eyes on her.

“There’s my pretty girl.” She chuckles as you grow shy once more.

“We don’t have to do anything if you don’t want it, you know that, detka.” She says on a serious yet sweet tone. You nod your head with a smile.

“Then what’s going on in that mind of yours? Hmm?” She caresses your cheek and kisses your forehead lightly.

You slightly sigh, “What if i’m not good enough?” you mumble but to your luck, your girlfriend is a trained spy with amazing hearing.

“Hey, none of that, baby. You’ll be amazing because you’re my girl. I am so obsessed with you. Plus it helps that you’re so fucking hot.” She laughs repeating what was said to her earlier on. You playfully slap her with a giggle.

“Now, can I get back to what we were doing before?” She moves her mouth to your ear, “Because I would really like to taste you.” Before biting your lobe. You let out a whine as you nod your head frantically.

“Tsk tsk angel. You’ll lean soon enough, but I need you to use your words for me.” You whimper louder as your hips try to join hers. Her thighs of steel press down on you so you don’t move an inch.

“Mhm, yes please.” Nat releases your hands and trails down to lay in front of your core once more.

“And you’re well mannered? What a good girl.” She groans as she uses her pointer and middle finger to spread open your sloppy cunt. She takes her fingers to her mouth and releases with a pop.

“Fuck, honey. You taste better then I ever could’ve imagined.” Your words get caught in a loud moan as Natasha dives right in.

You have never felt this good in your life. Sure you’ve imagined this moment while Nat was gone on missions in the dark hours of the night, yet nothing you’ve ever done could top the way she’s devouring you right now. Your legs shake with every lick, slurp, and prod of her tongue on your clit. All you can do is lay back and let her hear what she does to you. You thought that nothing could possibly top her mouth. That is until she snakes a finger into your tight and needy cunt. Nat groans at the visual of you. Breasts pointing up as your back arches off the bed. Your hands clutching the bed for support as your mouth draws slack. Your cunt just sucking her finger in.

“Such a good girl for me , Y/n. God you have such the perfect pussy and it’s all for me.” Nat groans again as she fits a second finger into you. Your face screws up as she reaches that spongy spot inside you. You hips are bucking wild as your mind can’t decide if you want to go closer for further from her fingers.

“This cunt was made for me. Feel how my fingers fit so perfect, bunny?” Her mouth attaches back onto your clit and you start to see stars. Nat grabs your jaw and forces you to look her in the eyes.

“That’s it darling, fucking come for me.” This sends you over as you cum all over her fingers and palm. Natasha coaxes you down from your high with gentle praises and words of encouragement. You giggle as you finally come back to her. Nat kisses you nice and slow to show her appreciation.

“See, you’ve got the tastiest pussy i’ve ever had.”

#dnvrsmedia #mcu #mcu natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x reader #marvel fic #mcu fic #wanda maximoff x reader #natasha romanoff x reader fluff #natasha romanoff imagine #natasha romanoff smut #natasha romanoff x reader smut #natasha filth #natasha romanoff x reader filth #wlw #wlw fic #original fanfiction #marvel smut #mcu smut

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ruanais · 3 months

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A ANOUNCEMENT !!! EDITED : I’m not gonna deactivate it cause I just realised I’m too attached to this blog help-

hello !! I’m here to make a important announcement <3 so !! okay this might come as a shock, but I will be leaving @/ruanais ( a few days later cause I need time to clean things up ) !! T-T I’m really sorry but I simply don’t have the time or dedication to this blog anymore :( every single one I’ve ever met on this account was rlly nice esp my mutals and I’m so glad I got to meet every one of you <3

@silverbladexyz : gosh, we’ve been mutals for quite a while Huh ? I’m so grateful to you even tho we don’t rlly talk much anymore sihdjsjdjsjahhsjsj thank u for being with me after all this time !! :D

@justcallmesakira : we haven’t talked tooo much but I’m happy to have met you !! your works are amazing and I hope you’ll continue to grow <3 mwah !

@yuukimiyas : I’ve always looked up to you as one of my favourite writers so imagine my surprise when you followed me !! :0 your posts always make me rlly happy !! :D

@chuuyrr : I’ve always loved ur chuuya’s fics and they’re just so ??????? they’re my meal for three times a day Frfr !! :3

@sinmalssimp : raven, I’m really proud of you for being able to be so strong <3 you’re going amazing and I hope you’ll have a amazing life !!

@yuutx : thank u for being my mutal for so so long as well !!!!! you’re such a nice and kind person and you’re like a younger sister to me <3

@gojoath : cella !! omfg ur one of the people who managed to get me back into jujutsu kaisen T^T ur works r absolutely gorgeous and ur yuta series ?!?!???? chef’s kiss -///-

@vrachis : one of my og mutals ever since I started tumblr ! :3 also thank u for getting me into v tubers cause now im watching their streams whenever I can LMAO

@aureatchi : you and red are never ever going to beat the twin allegations tbh, even the abilities u suggested to me were the same so :3 and even ur names are similar :0 anyways ! rev, thank u for being my mutal !! you’re genuinely so so so nice and T^T ur like a younger sister to me as well <3

@cheriiyaya : red, you’re just like reverie so it’s like copy and paste except that youre more chaotic and I love your energy !!! i always laugh whenever I see ur url cause of that meme- fjdjjsjskjsj lol but you’re a younger sister too so !!! :D but yeah, I loved having convos with u !! you’re such a easy perosn to ramble to and thank you for listening to my thoughts that make no sense whatsoever !!

@rusmii : ruru !! firstly !! congratulations on 600+ honey !! you’re almost there to 1k aahhh !! we haven’t talked much but you’re such a nice person as well :(

@culturity : kady, ur such a sweetheart tbh and I always feel happy whenever I see ur posts on my dash <3 I hope that everything goes well for you in life cause you deserve it !!

@m0uchie : EMI !! you’re rlly nice and I light up whenever I see u in my inbox or notifs sjsjsbsksjjssjs I rlly wished we talked more tbh :( but we still had fun together <3

@riiwrites : riri you’re one of the people I’m closest to on tumblr and I’m so so happy I got to meet such a amazing and kind person as u !! thank u sm for everything honey !!

@beasalmeh : okay !! you’re a rlly chaotic and goofy person that I love to talk to !! seeing your messages always make my day and it’s so fun to have a conversation with you :D

@dazaisslave : ichika, you’re such a sweet friend to me and I dont and never did deserve someone like you :( thank u for everything <3

for the other mutals I didn’t add cause I’m a lazy fuck or we didn’t talk much or just became mutals so I don’t know anything abt u or we are mutals but we haven’t talked in a long time so it would be awkward + my dear followers : thank you as well ! all of you helped me in my growth as cringy as it sounds lmao sibdjshsjsjdj I could never ever have gotten to 100+ followers without u guys and I’m genuinely gonna miss u guys so fucking much :(

— ur dearest rua <3

also u guys, surprise announcement I’m not single anymore <: ur girl rua got a bf !!!!!! ahem !! but yeah !! hehe :3 I fulfilled one of my dreams !!!!!!! :D I CAN FINALLY TELL MY FRIENDS IM SOMEONE WHO GETS BITCHES 😍 /j

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theproblemcallednight · 9 months

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wungo wednesday guys

i’m not ok. im very not ok. this is gonna kill me

spoilers for bsd s5 and maybe 110 but fuck knows wats happening next week

AYA BABY NO

SCREW UR BIO DAD HE CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF IN HELL. GO LIVE W KUNIKIDA AND BRAM

AYYAAAAAAAAAA. she’s my child my kid sister if something bad happens to her i will and i am not joking murder-

nsjsjsjs BRAM MY BOI PROTECT UR DAUGHTER. ILY BOTH TOO MUCH SISIIAJEHJQJSJSJD

omg sigma he’s beautiful

SIGMA RUN RUN RUN THATS A DEMON FROM HELL DONT LET HIM TOUCH U MY GODS DAZ WHAT DID BONES DO TO U

ok daz has a thing for cupping ppls cheeks. i will not eleborate

THIMBS UP????? WAIT TILL A GLOCK IS AT UR HEAD U STUPID BASTARD PEICE OF SHI-

i’m g the one time sigma can b happy 😭😭 he deserve the world wksjdndhd

BITCH. U CRAZY BITCH GET OUT IF HERE W UR DUMBASS ILL LEAVE THE REST TO U GO FACE UR RESPONSIBILITIES U LAZY ASS SACK OF SHIT BEFORE ME AND KUNIKIDA COME BEAT UR ASS

fuck. get out. i’m not crying u r

BOI U TELL HIM SHOOT HIS ANEMIC ASS. bro sigmas trying his best and it shows and i luv him with all my heart omfg

omg my boi

NDJDJDJS AYA YES. bother ur father until he does smth yes girl go go go go slay save the world i believe

oh but u care abt u daughter don’t u. cmon u can’t deny it. ayas ur daughter and there’s nothing u can do abt it

wait i didn’t capture it but she’s says father. so if it’s confirmed that aya is some reincarnation of brams daughter. good to have confirmation

DJDJDJ HE LOOKS SO BABYGIRL. and the way his voice went up omg. fedya baby y r u so fake ily

WHY CANT MY SILLIES COEXIST DAMMIT. CMON PLZ JUS LET THME BE GRUMPY COWORKERS NOT STABBING EACH OTHER

yes i would love to take ibuprofen w u rn i rlly need it

FATHER DAUGHTER IN COOL LIGHTING SJSJDBXBS i’m so normal abt them wdym

oh hi chuu i messed u. plz come back i need a happy ending i beg

ah yes daz being the ass as usual. i’ll let it pass this time tho.

yes the power of friendship will never go wrong skin manifest it bsd magical girls and then they beat fukichis ass

AAAKKFJDJDJD NOOOO DAZ

birch i hate u sm come back to me

bones where r the eyes don’t leave those out u cowards

oh nvm that’s my sleep paralysis demon

ADAM. VERLAINE. WELLS. SOMEONE. SHOW UP AND TANK THE DAMN NUKE PLZZZZZZZZ

BRAM

it’s red for his death 😭😭😭

well. that was a trip. idk what’s happening next week but bones better not fuck it up.

and that’s a wrap from ur tired delulu very upset abt 110 hostess

have a bsd day folks

#that’s not a good thing #bsd is paint and misery and suffering #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bram bsd #aya bsd #bsd fyodor #bsd spoilers #bsd dazai #bsd sigma #bsd bram #bsd 109 #bsd 110 #bsd chuuya #bsd season 5 #dahostcallednight

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btsgotjams27 · 1 year

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All Grown Up ~ JJK | Epilogue

✨ title: all grown up | series ✨ pairing: jungkook x f!reader | ✨ rating: R/18+ ~ minors dni ✨ genre/au: romance, fluff, angst, friends-to-lovers, humor, banter, smut, age gap, best friends little brother ✨ author’s notes: I won’t be updating this series on Tumblr. Please continue this series on AO3 or Wattpad. Links below. This fic is inspired by the k-drama, Something in the Rain. ✨ author’s notes 2: okay, so i do plan on editing the rest of this series! i just don’t know when it’ll be done. ✨ author's notes 3: omfg. i'm finally done editing this fic?? it's literally taken me a whole year bc i've been lazy/busy lmfao. welp, we're finally here! and there will be a small drabble and jin pov i'll be posting soon! ✨ can also read on AO3 or Wattpad

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✨ epilogue | wc: 1.2k ✨ warnings: illusions to sex, kissing

The day of Yuna and Namjoon’s wedding was pure chaos. A day before, you receive a call about all floral arrangements being delayed because of the hurricane. The truck carrying everything wouldn’t make it in time for the wedding, which meant you and the other bridesmaids were running around with your heads cut off trying to find flowers for the wedding.

“Bora, bring those flowers over to the king's table,” you gestured to the arrangement sitting by the gift table. At this point, you were lucky to get any flowers for the wedding. It didn’t matter if they were cohesive or not.

“The king's table?” Bora clenched her teeth, looking around to figure out what you were referring to.

“The table we’re all sitting at!” you yelled. God, did you have to do everything yourself?

“Oh--right. Got it .” Bora hurried off, not wanting to be scolded by you again.

You told yourself never to agree to be anyone else’s maid of honor. It was just too stressful. If you were to marry in the future, you noted it would just be an elopement.

Looking at your list, there were still a few things that needed to be checked before you could head off to hair and make-up. There were only a few more hours until the wedding started.

“Need any help?” Jungkook asked, sneaking in from behind, wrapping his arms around your waist.

You peered quickly at him before returning to your clipboard. “Yes, please. Here take these and bring them to table seven.”

“You got it, boss,” he said before giving a quick peck on your lips before doing as he was asked.

Your eyes widened, looking around to make sure no one was watching. “Kook! What if someone sees?!”

He smiled and ran off. Were you excited that you and Jungkook were finally together? Yes, but only a few people knew about your relationship. The next big thing was to tackle your mom, but you didn't even want to think about that right now. You’d deal with that later.

You heard your name, and quickly, you turned to see Yuna running to you.

“The flowers are set up on the tables as we speak, and your bouquet is here. I'll put it in your room, and then I'll return after getting ready.” Your eyes scanned the rest of your checklist, ensuring everything went smoothly.

“Thank you. You're a godsend. I don't know what I'd do without you,” Yuna said, pulling you in for a hug.

You straightened and wrapped your arm around hers. “Let's not find out...again,” you chuckled.

After the hectic morning, you were able to find some time to quiet down and get ready. You slip on the sage green velvety off-the-shoulder bridesmaid dress, the gold drop-down pearl earrings, and the strappy beige Jimmy Choos. You took one last look at yourself in the mirror before grabbing your bouquet filled with eucalyptus, peonies, and blush pink roses.

Stepping out of your door, you found Jungkook leaning against the wall, looking dapper in a three-piece navy suit and hair slicked back, showing off his defined and chiseled jawline. You could kiss that jawline all day if you could. He took one look at you, mouthed a 'wow,'and whistled.

You narrowed your eyes at your hunky man. “Shut up.”

He stepped closer to you and took your hand, spinning you around to get a better look. “Damn, you're sexy,” Jungkook groaned in delight.

“Shhh —”

“You should dress like this more often so I can take everything off.”

“KOOK!”

He laughed and grinned as he tried to bring you in for a kiss. You tried to push him away, but he held on tighter. “I'm not letting go until I get a kiss from you.”

“You're trying to get us caught.”

“Mmhm, I want everyone to know we're together.” He let out a soft giggle as you rolled your eyes.

“Fine. God, you're so bad.”

He raised his eyebrows. “Admit it. You like it.”

“Maybe a little.”

“Ouh, you're kinky.”

“Okay---I'm leaving.” You tried to pull away from him again, but he chuckled and rolled you right back into his arms as he gave you a back hug.

“I'm kidding. I love seeing you like this. Flustered, that is,” he smiled, pressing his lips to your right shoulder, making his way up to your neck, leaving subtle marks behind. You let out a slight whine as he continued.

“I'm going to have to cover up these marks if you keep going.”

“Mm…” He continued, not caring in the world if anyone walked by.

You weren't sure if he even heard you. “Koo…” you muttered softly. He pressed deeper into your skin, and your head began falling back into him. You quickly turned around to face him. “You have five minutes. FIVE!”

“I can do that.” He grinned as he opened the door to your room, letting you go in first.

You quickly straightened your dress and grabbed your shoes, scrambling to get yourself ready again. You ran to Yuna's dressing room and knocked lightly.

“Yuna..?” you muttered before opening the door, peering in to see her sitting in front of the vanity.

“Finally, where have you been?” she asked, putting on a diamond earring.

“Sorry I got held up,” you said, closing the door behind you.

Yuna laughed as she took a look at her best friend. “Uh huh--I can clearly see.” She was pointing to the nipple pasty stuck to the side of your dress.

“OH SHIT –” You quickly grabbed it and tucked it into place. Fucking Jungkook–you told him not to remove the pasty, but he wouldn’t listen. He just had to feel all of you.

“Spare me the details,” Yuna chuckled while matting down her hair.

You nervously chuckled and began walking over to her. She turned to the mirror, taking in one last look before it was time to go. “You look gorgeous. Namjoon is going to cry.”

“He's definitely going to cry.”

You leaned down to hug her from behind. “I love you.”

“Love you too.”

The wedding was beautiful and everything you and Yuna had dreamed about when you were younger. After Yuna and Namjoon's first dance, the MC invited everyone else to join in. You sat there with twinkles in your eyes, watching your best friend so happy. Then you felt a tap on your shoulder. Jungkook stood there with his hand out.

“May I have this dance?”

You gazed at the doe-eyed young man, asking so sweetly. “What about my mom?” you asked, worried about what she would think.

“She'll just think we're being friendly,” Jungkook suggested with a sly smile and puppy dog eyes.

You bit your bottom lip, hesitating to take it. You weren’t just worried about your mother. A slew of people you knew would whisper and gossip about the two of you.

“Come on. I promise I'll behave.”

If there were no one around, you’d dance the night away. You loved the thought of being in his arms–kissing, giggling, touching…

“You better.”

“I don't know if you'll behave, though.”

You lightly hit him in the chest as you stood up. He led you to the dance floor and held you close with one hand on the small of your back, the two of you swaying to the song playing. His honey-brown eyes glistened from the night sky, his smile beaming from ear to ear, revealing the cutest dimple carved within his cheek.

“What..?”

“...I love you,” you softly said as you reached up and pressed your lips against his, forgetting where you were, forgetting all the complexities that came along with your relationship. Nothing else mattered at that moment—just you and him.

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ardourie · 3 months

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like i don’t wanna escalate it but it makes no sense to be that lazy when this job requires like 3 hours of actual work max like u literally can go on ur phone after the rush is over but why r u deciding to do that when we have outbound deliveries that need to be made like . we r on a timer bc if those truckers don’t leave at a specific time we all get penalized im not even asking her to help me check them out but atleast watch the damn gate and scan ppl in like wtf and it’s raining hard too so that pissed me off even more omfg i can’t stand white girls

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ambivartence · 2 years

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top 5 traditional foods :3c

!!!! omfg fOOD!! i love talking about the traditional chinese food i grew up eating 🥺

1. stir fry pork and bean curd - i ate different variations of this dish like almost everyday growing up!!! it could seriously be the only thing i ever eat and i would be happy. i dont think it's a super popular dish in the broader chinese cuisine so you wont see it on every menu but it's still relatively common and definitely a staple in my family <3 2. soy braised chicken - i literally just made this for myself last night but this or braised pork baby ribs (or braised pork belly or pig trotters for extra decadence) is eliteeeee u can make it simple or w lots of different spices (i like putting lots of ginger, scallions star anise, cinnamon, bay leaf, dried thai chilis) and then throw in some beancurd/tofu skin and shiitake mushrooms yUM 3. century egg congee - this is a simple rice porridge w cut up pieces of these special preserved eggs (if u google century egg it looks crazyyy lmao but trust it tastes wayyyy better than it looks) and i add ground pork too, and it's a super common breakfast dish especially paired with youtiao (chinese fried dough like an unsweet churro) 4. pork and chinese spinach dumplings - ok so i am too lazy to make my own dumplings so i buy the frozen wei chuan ones and im addicted to this specific filling/flavor like how r they so good wHy r they so good ??? why would i even need to go to a dumpling restaurant when the frozen aisle serves just as good LOL (jkjk i appreciate a good handmade dumpling too) also the wei chuan brand yellow dumpling sauce fucking slaps i have literally driven 30-45 min out of the city to go buy it LOL 5. peking duck - ok i rarely ever get to eat this bc it's like a special occasion thing (our family usually gets it for thanksgiving instead of turkey) and it's kinda bougie LOL it tastes best at like an actual peking duck restaurant where the skin is crispy and they carve the duck in front of u !! u wrap the duck in either an open bao or a bing (chinese tortilla?) with scallions n cucumber n hoisin sauce and this is literally one of my favorite foods of all timeeeeeeeee

> ask me my top 5 anything <

#ask game #myriad-of-colors #hi cahaya!!! hope ur doing well <3 #this reminds me i need to make a new batch of congee now that i finally did groceries

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tahdashi · 2 years

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hello sayu baby 😋♥️

1. just realised our ship name is sayuna… <3 how lovely

2. just realised ur username is SUNkeiji as in ☀️keiji omfg for the longest time i’ve been pronouncing it soonkeiji in my head… 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 damn…

3. i love u i love u what r u doing today tell me everything!!!

hello pretty bby yuna <33 😋

sayuna is so cute omg i love it we sound so pretty together >.<

it is in fact ☀️keiji !!! i wanted to go w the whole stars theme and my fav book used to be 'the sun is also a star' so that's how sunkeiji was born :>

i love u i love u !!! my day was quite boring i had a hard time getting out of bed today bc i was tired and lazy and bleh but i got up, made some yummy breakfast, and then read a little !! i'm also starting mcat prep and that's been gross :( but i had some tea just now and i'm gonna read some fics and try to write a little >:) OH AND you rb'd that pic of the white haired guy !! that's vyn from the game tears of themis he's a psychiatrist hehe i never liked him much but ever since i saw that picture.... oh my

please tell me about your day or i'll combust i need to know every detail what are you doing today !!!

#💌: yuna #from the stars

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pbpsbff · 2 months

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3, 20, 22~

hiiiii thank u for the ask

3. What is that one scene that you’ve always wanted to write but can’t be arsed to write all of the set-up and context it would need? (consider this permission to write it and/or share it anyway)

ok so this is less a scene and more an entire fic concept but i literally cannot figure out a context to put it into and it hurts because i really like it

there’s a family living there now, from what he’s heard. a mom and a dad, and two daughters. maybe he should tell them about the money. but what would he even say? hey, there’s a twenty dollar bill somewhere in your walls. also, a part of me died here and i’m afraid his ghost might be wandering the halls. is he overstaying his welcome? i’m sorry if he is, by the way. i’d recommend you a nice priest for an exorcism, but he’ll probably just leave if you tell him to go.

peter thinks maybe he’ll slip a note under the door instead, but there’s too many words to fit on a page to describe the way his bones ache when he passes by the building, how he still wakes up in the morning expecting to smell burnt toast and hear may singing along to some garbage song from the 80’s she claims is the best thing she’s ever heard, or all the different creaks and moans of the apartment, all its quirks and flaws that he once knew like the back of his hand.

he could explain it all away; that faucet leaks because i was an overachieving nine year old who thought he could take it apart and put it back together without a problem, or that weird brown-ish stain on the ceiling is from when may accidentally flung spaghetti across the room, or why are you trying to rid this apartment of all the evidence of it being a home?

maybe i make it into something post nwh?? idk. this isn’t even all of it

20. Tell us the meta about your writing that you really want to ramble to people about (symbolism you’ve included, character or relationship development that you love, hidden references, callbacks or clues for future scenes?)

i wish i could say that all my writing is really deep and there's clues everywhere but most foreshadowing in my fics is something i did on accident and then went holy shit i can use this. i'm a genius.

i will say though, the way tony rhodey and peter's dynamic changes throughout everything i have posted for r&r (and everything in my drafts oop) is probably my favorite thing ever like idk i'm a huge fan of the walking dead and the way relationships shift with each new experience and that is exactly what i wanted to do when i started the series

i was gonna look through a couple of my fics to see if i could find specific references but ao3 is fucking. DOWN and i'm too lazy to pull up my google docs. god bless

22. Do you reread your old works? How do you feel about them?

i reread them all the TIME omfg. a lot of the times i'm cringing at spelling or grammatical errors (and then i fix them) but idk there's something so fun about being able to go back to a fic and think wow i would've done that differently if i wrote it today. it's also fun to read through a fic i don't remember writing at ALL and being like holy shit............ banger.............. it's an ego boost i guess

#also sometimes i reread specific fics because nobody wants to write fics in this niche i've gotten myself into and i need stimulation #anyways.#thank u for the ask lets also kiss

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7ndipity · 3 months

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HI SARA !! omg haha i have no irls so im gonna fill u in on my work drama 🤣 SO ! the manager who hired me (we’ll call him TT) is super cool and we get along super well. he has told me i was his favorite and he often talks crap to me abt the stuff going on and the other managers there. and this OTHER manager (we’ll call him R) is known to be real lazy and pass work he doesnt wanna do off to the associates (we work at a v popular shoe store) and he’s had HR called on him multiple times. today though,, R had made a comment like “oh nobody complements me” and i was like “ur doing great!” and TT leans over to me and was like “maybe if he actually worked we’d have something nice to say abt him” 🤣🤣 and R was like “wow TT has a fkn attitude today 🙄” 🤣 sara omfg how am i caught up in this manager work drama 😭 im trying my best to mind my business 😮‍💨 its harddd the gossip is JUICY !!!

⭐️

Lol, I think you're doing pretty well! You're handling it better than I would've, I'd be having way too much fun watching the drama unfold or taking bets on how long til R's let go😅

#⭐anon #7ndipity speaks

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darththrog · 10 months

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Hi there

Would there be a golden boy new chapter?

And is the bvb fic a one shot, or we will get new amazing chapters?

Your fics are top tier

OMFG WHEEZING GIGGLING THROWING APPLIANCES OUT THE WINDOW RN!

😭 I'm so sorry I've been such a lazy bitch to yall 😭 (this barbie is depressed af)

Like I've been t r y i n g so hard to finish the chapter in golden boy but all I end up with is hours of deleting what I wrote and rewriting. It's like a disorder I rlly should get some help 💀

But tmrw s a Sunday so and all my mf exams are over so I'm free and I will try to update the gavi fic ASAP!

And about the Marco fic

YES THERE DEF WILL BE MORE CHAPTERS TO COME !

it was a 5+1 kinda fic so dw if the first chapter was sad af the rest will be heartwarming I swear.

And thankyou so so so much for your amazing words 💖 ur comments are what makes me survive on this lifeless hellhole rn 😭 tqsm I love you u know that? I'll definitely be updating dw.

Also I'm starting to get into f1 so the urge to write a tooth rotting female!driver fic is so strong rn. Let's see what happens...

#im such a lazy bitch #its been almost a month now since i updated and u still waiting for an update i almost feel bad 💀#consistency is the key they said...#😃#golden boy

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saetoshis · 1 year

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huuurghhhh imissed seeing u on my dash🥲

RORY OMFG BEHEJWJWKEKEKEKEKEE IM CEHHWJAKA HIIIII 🤗🤗 EHEHHE UR SO CUTE STOP IM GNA CRY RN WAAJAJAKA HOW R U??? i missed being here sm i love writing for u guys 🥲🥲 I AM JUST A LAZY SOGGY GUY ! I KISS U OMGJAKALA

#I JUST GOT LIKE. AN EXCITED JOLT #SEEING U IN THE NOTIFS 🤕🤕🤕#HI BABY EHEHEHEHEJEJ #KISKISKIS !!!#[‹ moshi : moshi? ›]#[‹ rory : nonnie ›]

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hyunverse · 1 year

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MY RINNN IVE MISSED UUUU !!!!

i’m gonna respond to what we said about jeongin here bc yes ?? so bf ??? AND YES WHY IS HE FEEDING INTO OUR DELUSIONSS 😩 mhm mhm the busan accent is so nice i love it sm. i love his voice in general it’s so calming and like stable sounding ?? if that makes sense ????? idk i just love him. our bread <33333

yea these last two weeks have been AWFUL but ur right i just look at my posters and pcs and random pics and i’m like. sigh, just get it done, grace 😔. THE LOVERBOY BEANIES GRRR they’re so fkn cute but why so much moneyyyy. it’s truly tragic

yep yep yep he is so handsome. i’m so jealous of his perfect hair too. i’m also going crazy for changbin lately like idk what crack they’re putting in him but omfg he’s WRECKING ME RN. thank u my bae ☹️☹️☹️☹️ i could cry. u r sexy, ur the queen of sexy 🙄 rin love club doesn’t exist for no reason 😏

UR RIGHT HES SO KESHI BF OMG OMG OMG. ur feeding my delusions once again 😩. i don’t even listen to taylor swift or know anything about her but i can agree that seungmin is taylor swift bf ur so right. now i want a keshi type bf

yayyyy that’s good!! have any fun plans or are u just hanging out ?? my week has been so crap <///3 holding back tears at you saying love u even tho ik ur just being a sweetheart 😭😭😭😭😭. ur too sweet it breaks my heart (in a good way)

- 🐈‍⬛ kisses 4 uuuuu ur my fave ever (spammed once again i’m so sorry lolzzz)

I MISSED U TOO :-( I MISSED BEING HERE!!

i’d love to have jeongin whisper into my ear 🙏 i could never get over how good his voice is. also hyunjin has such a silky and smooth voice, has me ASCENDING 🗣 i love men with silky voices. also hyunjin raps in this, lazy toned way. not that he’s a bad rapper but they way he raps is cool and silky and it’s like... lazy. lazy in a sexy way. i can’t describe it, it’s just the vibes 🧘‍♀

my love, i’m sorry to hear that it’s been awful for you :( i hope things turn around for you, you deserve good days. take it easy, okay? take breaks and do things that you like. sending you so many kisses!! mwah!! you can always come here and vent to me baby <3

changbin...💭 yk those edits of him to the big boy audio? 🤤 he looks too good. them edits got me acting up ‼️i’m not the queen of sexy, PLEASEEEE. that’s all uuuu my angel 💯

it’s my duty to make you delusional. i love feeding into everyone’s delusions 🤩 mmm i pray for a keshi bf likeeee!! they sexy af!!

mm i have absolutely no plans. just gonna enjoy my first few days of ramadan with my family, and gonna write :-) i have to finish my fic for the royalty au event hehehe. i’m going back on sunday anyways </3 not much time to do anything fun T_T stop i’m not just being sweet, you genuinely deserve all the love in this world <33

i giv u kith!!! mwah mwah mwah!! kith!!!

#rin’s lovemail!#🐈‍⬛ anon 💌

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