People make comments about how serious the 2012bros are as the seasons progress and we never see them bonding or being teens like in RISE and their lives are just constant trauma and action and I’m over here like:
You remember that one time on patrol when Raph found a water hose on a rooftop and totally started spraying down his brothers, instigating a moment of fun and laughter?
And you know what boring-serious-Leo does?
Definitely not call off the game!
This kid throws Donnie into the line of fire and circles around for a professional sneak attack, only be thwarted by Raph’s weapon of watery, mass destruction. Alas, Mikey’s attempts are foiled as well-
I’m with Donnie tho. I’d much rather watch my insane siblings be splashed than be splashed myself. I’m having enough contagious fun just standing by and watching the idiots fight a fruitless war /affectionate
How is everyone doing?
Interview taking place during the construction of the treehouse:
I don't know man! i've been carryin' around these things since all morning! it's exhausting honestly! i wish Hero could give me a break! or at least call someone else!
KEL!
Ugh, see what i mean?
COMING!
It's...a little tiring...
Hey! You wanted it! And don't forget who does the most here-
Oh shut it! Besides, it's Hero who does all the work! ...I just thought building a treehouse would be more than fun...
So it isn't?
Well, it is! But-.. only Hero really gets to do anything... I wanna try the hammer-
Yeah! I wanna smash things up!
Kel..the hammer is not for smashing things up... Besides, you're too young for that anyways.
But aren't you and Hero only three years older than us?
Yes, and that makes it better if we're the ones doing dangerous works!
What! i can do dangerous works!
Kel, do you know how to do additional math?
No... but i would learn soon! i think...
Well we do, and that means we are old enough.
Wait- what does math have anything to do with this?!
Well, to make a treehouse you'll have to calculate the exact amount of wood it takes and then you'll have to calculate the cost which- i hope we haven't blow our budget yet but i feel like with the mistakes Hero is constantly making we might go flat broke soo-...Actually, Kel... why don't you help me with some lemonade?
Huh- uh..yeah, sure.
....What was that... Are we- are we going broke?!
Uhm....you want some lemonade, Aubrey?
Oh, yeah thanks!
Hah...things are a little hectic here.... well, i'll do my best to help everyone out..!
Hm.
Oh Sunny, would you like some lemonade?
Mhm.
Say, Sunny... what are you doing? Were you just sitting there..?
Yeah.
Uhm... why don't you help Kel and Aubrey out? They look a little tired..
I'm resting.
Oh.. uhm... okay..? Uh, well... rest up, Sunny!
Hm.
Well, im certainly holding up-! If only this could hold up too without getting loose every five seconds-
Keep it up Hero!
Heh- UH- Actually i could really use some help right now-!
KEL!
WHAAT- I'M BUSY! Call someone else! Sunny's free!
SUNNY?!
Hmph.
Well, the hustle is definitely something! It'll all be worth it soon, let's get going everyone!
Sunny, that's the wrong slab! It's the oak one! The oak one!
KEL! Stop putting wood dust on MY HAIR!
Hah! Catch me if you can!
Uhm...guys..?
...i'll keep it under control..
Hot.
Hm?
It's so hot.
You don't say!
It's literally the hottest day of Summer.
Wait- really?
Yeah.
Aw mann!
I have an original story in mind which starts with one pathetic depressed loner girl with a life riddled with problems and three popular socially active the top of society persons and at the end of the story the depressed girl finds happiness (and a boyfriend) while the rest of the main cast discovers that their life is riddled with problems
I just looked at my OCs and said SHE deserves the world SHE must find happiness. You, however, must stop lying to yourself. You have some work to do
"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance
"well, the laser vision IS a plus, because it's cool watching her set stuff on fire from 50 yards away. and i like that she can fly and get things off of high shelves for me. but those aren't the ONLY reasons why i like her!"
(also i hope you enjoy retro batdad, because that's where my brain's at right now. i'm delighted that starfire's design is already so incredibly 60s; she fits right in 🌠)
Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral