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lordoftablecloths · 6 months
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thieves guild my beloved
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"Statue of the Snow Prince" - Note the statues facial similarity to the "degenerated" appearance of Falmer as opposed to the traditionally handsome depiction we see of the Snow Prince statue in TES V.
Concept art for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Art by Adam Adamowicz
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In English, we say, "Flirting."
In TES, we say, "Sorry lass . . . I've got important things to do. We'll speak another time."
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babyblueetbaemonster · 3 months
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Damn
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Confession: I love stealing. I'd steal from myself if I could.
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makalyta · 8 months
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Seeing Brynjolf alone at the Ragged Flagon as he brushes everyone off, stating that he's busy when he is clearly not, is... frustrating. I had to give this behavior an explanation, so I put myself in his position: Brynjolf has just handed over his life and afterlife to a Daedric Prince. Was there really no other choice to avenge the Guild, did he really have to sacrifice his freedom forever, even after death? Empty chests can be replenished with gold, a new Guildmaster can be elected, but he will never have his future back. Maybe he even starts to understand Mercer Frey's choice to betray Nocturnal. There at the tavern, drinking ale and keeping his face hidden to conceal the pain, Brynjolf realizes that there is no escape from the fate he was forced to accept.
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skyrim-forever · 1 year
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villasukkahaha · 4 months
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Karliah simp ’till the day I die
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Guilds ranked by how much internal fucking is going on
10. Dawnguard: none of these people are fucking each other because Isran is weirdly up in everyone's business.
9. Dark Brotherhood: The only ones getting any action are Astrid and Arnbjorn and only because they're married
8. Theives Guild: surprisingly not a lot of sex going on in the sewers of Riften. The members DO fuck, just not each other
7. Companions: I debated where to put them but I feel like the younger ones (Athis, Torvar, Ria, Njada) are definitely all over each other
6. Imperial Legion: analog to the roman legion so you KNOW there's a ton of gay shit going on in there
5. Bards College: like the thieves guild they mostly fuck people outside the college but there is a lot of shit going down in the dorms
4. Stormcloaks: I feel like there's some weird eugenics shit going on with them
3. Volkihar clan: duh
2. Thalmor: definitely some weird eugenics shit going on with them
1. College of Winterhold: these wizards are fucking each other like you wouldn't believe
Purposely left off the blades and the greybeards because ew
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jenivere2 · 5 months
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unmarriageable duo
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orangevanillabubbles · 11 months
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Everyone says that the thieves guild (and by extension, Brynjolf) must smell like shit cause they operate out of an old “sewer system” when that is wrong on multiple levels. First of off, it’s a cistern which is for storage of excess water, something Riften would Need being partially built on a lake. And secondly, if you discount the first point, you know who else smells like shit? Everyone else!!! How many toilets do you find in cities? In fact, the closest thing we find to toilets in Skyrim are buckets and stools in the corners of bandit camps!
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lordoftablecloths · 8 months
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why am i hyperfixating on the thieves guild from skyrim of all things
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arasdain · 7 months
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I'll never understand fantasy thieves guilds. They're always like oh we're the ones who REALLY run this city. We have the REAL power here. And I'm like dude you live in the sewer. There's piles of shit within spitting distance of where you eat. You can't show your face in public.
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In English, we say, "Meet cute."
In TES, we say, "Never done an honest day's work in your life for all that coin you're carrying, eh lass?"
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daedrabait · 1 year
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How does Brynjolf *really* know if you're rich or not
"Its all about sizing up your mark, lad" Yeah whatever I don't buy it
Yeah yeah he's a good thief and can tell if you're shifty blah blah but imagine if his process was more mundane
He slipped his hand in your pocket for sure. He definitely gave a lil swipe or something. Idk I think it's funnier that way
Or did he see a suspicious looking guy and he was like "I'm going to go and examine this creature" and then tried to act cool about it. What if he was randomly guessing and turned out he was completely wrong. I like these situations much better
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Confession: As someone who is afraid of dark water where I can’t see what’s in it, I would NEVER touch the water in the cistern at the Ragged Flagon. Something would wrap tendrils around my legs and eat my feet, or pull me under to drown me. I’m 100% certain. Brynjolf is just that brave though. Always sticking his feet in it.
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