#this is extremely extremely corny

[canisalbus]

Is that canon!?! Was Machete just really naive/didn't really understand the implications of his relationship to Vasco? Did his mentor ever find out about them or discuss such things with him? I assume bc he didn't have parents, he kinda didn't get educated on sex or anything. Was it a big shock to realize he was "sinning"?

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#eh I was just exaggerating it for comedy because the page was so unintentionally funny and fitting #he might've been a little bit naive but was painfully aware he was in a relationship with a man and that it was forbidden #his mentor was all about asceticism and mortification and extreme self-denial #and had drilled it into his head that practically all romantic feelings let alone sex were foolish and sinful and should be shunned #so his feelings about the whole thing were complicated but in the end Vasco was more important #not to sound corny #but there was a hole in his heart that he had desperately tried to fill with god that never seemed to care about him #and once he got some of that love he had been aching for #from another living person #he had to do what it takes to make room for that in his belief system #how could such a tender fulfilling and healing thing be wrong #answered #anonymous #his mentor did eventually find out about them and wasn't very happy about it #to put it mildly #but by that point Machete had managed to mostly inch his way out from under his heel #he was graduating and getting ordained and wouldn't be going back to Naples #if it were up to him he'd never want to see him again

[punbeam]

Look I love WWDITS and it's fun liking a popular show on Tumblr dot com, but folks need to stop trying to force WWDITS into a modern SuperWhoLock polycule with Good Omens and OFMD. Like I hate to break it to you but she's built different. WWDITS is a silly little guy. It's bits first, plot and drama second. I'm not saying the show is incapable of being earnest or have meaningful development, but aside from it being gay genre fiction there's really few other similarities.

Being a fan of WWDITS involves the world's longest slowburn that runs on canonical crumbs and creator-confirmation. The S3 finale set up the most angsty headcanons of Nandor sobbing and crying and throwing up without Guillermo with Guillermo going Terminator mode through England, only for S4 to open with Nandor being like "I got stuck in the Suez Canal and toured America with a random suburban family" and Guillermo shrugging off his trauma after an episode then supporting Colin Robinson's YouTube channel.

Don't get me wrong, S5 is shaping up to be one of the most plot-heavy, change-the-status-quo seasons yet, but it's still an episodic comedy at heart and probably will never take itself nearly as seriously as the fandom does.

#wwdits #wwdits spoilers #also tbf trying to create a new superwholock is just extremely forced and kind of corny imo

[storfulsten]

Do you think BF would ever be able to convince Whitty to wear one of those cat-ears headband things?

mm well don't see why not lol

have a vaguely related-but-not-really doodle I guess bc why not ha

#bombeep #whittyxbf #slightly more actual answer: no matter what it is if bf is persistent enough whitty will probably cave eventually #bf being his one biggest weakness and all that ridiculously corny stuff lmao #and really a cat ear headband is really quite a mild thing to ask for and tbh I don't see why whitty would mind it much to begin with #au-wise at least lmao #so ye anyways #pose dumb and silly making it not really relevant to the ask itself but eh they got ears on I guess so hm #ye idk #not feeling very creative atm lol #ye they look silly with some parts being extremely lazy but ignoring that maybe it's a cute doodle still so eh good enough #take it or leave it #enjoy or don't #whatever floats your boat #fnf au #fnf shipping #boyfriend #whitty #bf #I draw what I want #ask is a few months old so ye sorry for late reply and all that but ye #thanks for the message #thanks for the suggestion #even if it wasn't really an art ask it sorta motivated me to doodle something anyways so thanks for that either way lol #stay groovy friendo

[thebramblewood]

An Ill-Fated Afterparty: Part I

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Caleb: This was a bad idea, Lilith. I can still take her ho-

Lilith: Leave us be, Caleb! Isn't it past your curfew anyway?

Helena: [muffled] Yeah! Go to bed, Grandpa!

Lilith: Let's get you upstairs before you giggle yourself to death, darling.

Helena: [breathlessly] Holy shit! Are those, like, your great-great-grandparents? They look just like you!

Lilith: Yes, we Vatores have remarkably strong genes.

Helena: Are you fucking with me? You guys must've gone to one of those old-timey photo studios in the mall!

Lilith: [whispers] I think you're trying to distract me.

Helena: Distract you from what?

Lilith: From this. You know, the biggest, softest bed in the world is waiting for us just beyond these doors.

Helena: Well, then why are we still out here?

Lilith: Good question.

Helena: Lead the way, Ms. Vatore.

Lilith: I'll just slip into something more comfortable

Helena: [crains neck] What have you got hiding back there anyway? A closet full of skeletons?

Lilith: [laughs] The girl's got jokes. What's not to love?

Helena: [sighs contentedly] You'd better love me. Because there's no way I'm leaving this bed until you're dragging my cold, lifeless corpse away.

#ts4 #sims 4 #sims 4 story #ts4 story #simblr #story: hzid #helena zhao #lilith vatore #caleb vatore #helena look around you!!! #the skeletons (and creepy animal heads and anachronistic portraits) are out in the open! #there's nothing i love more than extremely heavy-handed macabre humor #the less subtle the better imo #btw i know it's corny but i would really love to reach 1k followers by the end of the year #so if you guys want to try to help me get there it would be really special :)

[wis-art]

Your art gives me life

#hi #hunkledunk #it is my corny ass answer #i doodled this in ms paint rq #i am extremely tired

[tenitchyfingers]

ok i found this on the beatles subreddit and i really hate men atm (because you know this is straight white men saying this shit)

BITCH MCLENNON HAS A LONG AND ANCIENT HISTORY AND MCLENNON SHIPPERS ARE THE WHOLE BACKBONE OF THE BEATLES' WORLDWIDE SUCCESS FUCK YOUUUU

#btw i'm a millennial and PROUD MCLENNON TRUTHER GO GET FUCKED YOU PUNY BITCHES #besides IT'S PAUL DOING THE ENTIRE HEAVY LIFTING LIKE WE'RE JUST PAYING ATTENTION #like he literally said they slept together #that he dreams of John like all the time #he says corny and extremely romantic shit about John all the time #if you saw Get Back you know #like what else should happen for people to get off of us #it's not my fault that paul literally defined himself as John's ex wife and he had to cut all contacts with John because of Yoko #as if that's a 'just mates' thing #is it my fault that he keeps writing songs explicitly about john where he says 'i love you' #is it my fault that he spent 43 years constantly not getting over it #is it my fault that every time he performs Here Today he can't help but cry #is it my fault that he explicitly said he and John had such a deep understanding that they could communicate without speaking #LOOK AT HIM NOT US #the beatles #mclennon #and btw zoomers who are beatles fans are 100% welcome fuck you #the Beatles are for EVERYBODY

[strawbsonmars]

#idk but kish dramatically singing corny songs like this one while thinking about ichigo makes extremely sense to me #tokyo mew mew #tmm #tokyo mew mew new #tmmn #ichigo momomiya #mew ichigo #kisshu #kish #quiche #kishigo #meme #shitpost

[dr-fancy-pants]

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#royai #riza hawkeye #roy mustang #fma #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #i can be extremely corny even when unprompted so beware #sorry #or not #also i lifted this pose from a comic panel if you know you know it's the flowers

[serialgirlposter]

Some absolutely terrible pet shop of horrors content i made this week

#pet shop of horrors #psoh #petshop of horrors #my art #ig #i genuinly love d so much #i should hold one of those is count d gay polls #idk i personally like to think he's straight only bc it's really funny #count d #the annoying guy who i don't know the name of #also i know some of the ally things count d has are corny thats the joke #me slowly realising that my favorite characters are all op beings who should be #extremely threathening but just aren't dur to being too silly

[maddy-ferguson]

The way people think mike and will fell in love prior to s1 or they were in kindergarten... i am asking again, why do you guys read fanfic too much and want bad writing.

lmaoooo when they were in kindergarten is not serious AT ALL like that's BAD fanfic writing

#you don't have to be like 16 to like someone so if we're saying like not IN LOVE yes i think you can like someone at 12 my first crush #where i didn't change my mind two days later was when i was 12. but fell/were in love before s1 and started liking each other in #kindergarten like you can't be serious #it's extremely corny too #ask

[snake-berry]

Stannis Baratheon

it is such a pain to draw this man... also for the most part im doing the normal house sigils over personal/cadet sigils so no heart of r'hllor 4 him

still taking requests for my asoiaf portraits series!

#stannis baratheon #valyrian scrolls #valyrianscrolls #asoiaf #asoiaf art #asoiaf fanart #a song of ice and fire #house baratheon #stannis the mannis #drawing bald men is literally the most taxing thing in the world but ya know what god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers #so i must be extremely *aemond voice* strong #not to be corny on the main but. if u cant count on me for corn what am i good for

[supercalime]

Watching straight men react to red white and royal blue is more mentally taxing than I anticipated

#seriously #we could’ve had some really interest perspective from straight men but boys will be boys I guess #and I mean #I get that romcoms most of the time aren’t masterpieces of cinema or supposed to be taken extremely seriously #but bro c’mon #those guys are treating the movie as if it’s a cringy trashy mess #I’m not gonna name who these creators are cause I doubt it was a malicious response to a mlm movie #but it made me think of how men are taught that everything that isn’t entirely catered to them are immediately treated as lesser #and I’m saying as someone who cringes easily with corny movies #I’m not even immune to this one #just a random thought/rant #red white and royal blue #rwrb #firstprince #rwarb #lety rambles #reaction #red white and royal blue movie #alex claremont diaz #henry mountchristen windsor #henry hanover stuart fox

[metanarrates]

rewatched twilight with the bestie as part of our ongoing investigation into formative YA. it's bizarre to me that ADULT WOMEN found edward cullen to be a sexy heartthrob? he seems completely ridiculous in the film and not in a tumblr patheticguy way either. he's just always staring intensely & leaping about & such. delivers his lines like he's about to burst into tears

#narrates #I cannot imagine finding his character anything other than extremely corny as an adult #as a teen sure. I can see a teenager finding his whole deal hot and intimidating instead of weird and ineffective. as a 30 YR OLD WOMAN????

[theultracharmingladynoire]

I can do this

#I don't really think there's any context to this except at the moment I am kind of in my lowest point academic wise and I want to try mybest #And give my best despite all the procrastinating I am doing #I need to go back to where I was like four years earlier academic wise #I have to. I have to do this so I can be happier in teh future. Hopefully. #I have to believe in myself even when others don't <- extremely corny now that I say it. But. I have to. #N rambles

[proteus-no]

Don't be sad: Gay married deep gnomes reenacting Ruby/Sapphire reunion scene

#baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate iii #extremely delighted over this btw #its so corny but the entire game is kind of corny but i love it

[thisgodwontforgiveyou]

ig thats more a problem of ranking top albums now being a stupid concept than that albums going away like that is all that bad

#like i dont really miss extremely corny bad concept albums if none of those ever get made again and only the insane meta ones happen #ill be fine with that #like tinashe doenst have a single album id put on a top albums list bc its mostly just collections of songs #but if i had to say my favorite music artist gun to my head it would be her