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auspicioustidings · 6 months
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Um sorry, single mum reader's kid def bedazzled Ghost's mask and he does not hesitate to put that sucker on. Argue with a wall.
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avataroft4t · 7 months
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mechanism lyrics that really stuck with me :(
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daunsun · 2 years
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I see you like Bloody Flora au and raise you this - "Draw the Bat Boys with your Flowershop AU Boys".
anon has anybody ever told you you're a genius
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I love it
bloody flora au belongs to @oobbbear
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heraldofcrow · 1 year
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maidartist · 26 days
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Colored the Miku sketch
Full disclosure I traced the gun I have no idea how to draw one.
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p0rkyy · 27 days
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The radiant bride and the ugly ass groom @wowa-bublord
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beetroota · 5 months
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My friend sent this meme to me and I couldn’t help myself
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ride-thedragon · 24 days
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Age and Gender Flipped Dettles AU.
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"What of the World."
"No man should send away his bride."
"No man should want what's the King's."
He smiled at her, saying what had been left unsaid between them because she could without concequence.
"The king should cater to those loyal to him. What I want, it seems the king will not know to miss."
Her eyes danced with hope, only stopping at the sound of Dragons.
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antaripirate · 1 year
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this is a hastra stan account
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the james acaster memes continue
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jekyllnahyena · 2 years
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here, have a comic presenting the ingenius idea of ending a war by having the wrinkly asshole sit down to fast.
(this is how they beat him in the jedi!maul au now)
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sysmedsaresexist · 7 months
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smilesthroughfandoms · 8 months
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A Bone to Pick (Chapter Preview)
This is the dumbest and funniest thing I've written in a long time.
“We gotta focus on finding Monkey King and the others,” MK told them.
“But how are we going to find them? This city is huge and it’s almost too dark to see my hand in front of your face!” Mei shoved her hand in front of MK’s face to prove her point. “How are we going to find the others in this chaos?”
Bai He glanced towards MK--who she knew had magic golden vision that could see just about anything if he set his mind to it--and then towards all of the phones they had out--currently being used as glorified flashlights but with the capability to at least make a few local phones calls if needed. “I feel like we’re missing a couple of obvious solutions here.”
MK facepalmed. “Oh, duh-doy! What’s the quickest way to get someone’s attention?”
“Normally I’d say “setting something on fire”, but I get the feeling that’s not going to be very helpful right now…” Poppy Blue spared a glance towards the multiple trash fires and torches being used around them right now.
“Concerning answer, but no!” MK stood tall and heroic as he answered his own question. He took a deep breath and let out a shout “DADSY! TANGY! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?!”
“PIGGY! TANG! SANDY! MONKEY KING! OLLIE-OLLIE-OXEN-FREE!” Mei copied her bestie with an eager grin. Bai He opened her mouth to protest, before sighing tiredly and pocketing her phone. Well, if can’t beat them and all.
“MARCO? MARCO?” Bai He shouted. She paused and, predictably, got no response. Poppy Blue stared at the trio in confusion as MK and Mei started to walk ahead, shouting out for their missing friends.
“Who’s Ollie and why is his ox for free?” She stroked her chin thoughtfully. “And why are we looking for Marco when Monkey King is the one in danger?”
Bai He rolled her eyes and grabbed Poppy Blue’s wrist, leading her after MK and Mei like a lost puppy. “Don’t worry about it. Just start shouting and maybe we’ll find the others before Citizen Crazy finds us.”
“Buh?”
“Just follow our leads.” Bai He told Poppy Blue. “MARCO? MARCO?!”
“DADSY! TANGY! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?!”
“OLLIE-OLLIE-OXEN-FREE!”
Poppy Blue stared at her friends in confusion before shrugging. She then opened her mouth like a trash bin lid and let out a loud, continuous “A a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a!” like she was the world’s weirdest siren.
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mizodorito · 4 months
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You're far from the only one, actually. A full blown investigation has been launched to figure out the context, led by @how-and-why-do-i-know-this and @brookiedaaroacecookie.
Good fucking Lord
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peachy-kaiju · 9 months
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lowkey a spoiler (I guess??) for WT so im putting it under a read more
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thank you @rokurodokuro JKDSDK
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the-home-of-innovation · 11 months
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Frying him openable shaker charm anyone?
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Tiny removable spatula included of course
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avionvadion · 1 year
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GANONDORF IS 7’6 ALSJDKSJDKSKSD-!!!
(Could not remember his height for the life of me, thought he was 6’7. Nope. Had it backwards. He’s 7’6!!!)
ILIANA WOULD GO UP TO HIS ELBOWS. AND HE’S SHORT FOR A GERUDO. IMAGINE THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE SHE WASN’T PAIRED WITH SIDON, BUT REDEEMED REHYDRATED GANONDORF. HE’S EVEN RED.
THE PATTERN IS THERE.
Ghost Grandpa Time would NOT approve.
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Sorry I need to sleep I’m literally in bed and I had to Google the height and now I can’t stop cackling he’s so TALL. HE A BIG BOI. He so SMALL next to the Gerudo ladies. ITTY BITTY BUT STILL SO FREAKING BIG.
…Gods I want redeemed rehydrated Ganondorf in TotK so bad. 😭
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