#this isn't funny Dean

[mischieviem]

Indulged myself for a homework assignment

#castiel #spn fanart #spn #dean winchester #deancas #dean x castiel #bobby singer #destiel #destiel fanart #spn comic #bamf castiel #castiel is so cool #but also #he's just a silly little guy #vavoom sorted #autistic angel is my favorite character trope #this isn't funny Dean #the voice says I'm almost out of minutes

[castielsprostate]

dean: hey sammy what you been up to today?

sam:

dean: you okay man?

sam:

dean: tf you messing with me for??? why do you look so... shiny?

sam:

dean: get the gun cas this isn't sam

wax statue sam:

#sjonnie.text #this isn't that funny but it's funny TO ME #deancas #supernatural #spn #sam winchester #dean winchester

[mattzerella-sticks]

Dean in the revival be like:

#supernatural #spn #dean winchester #destiel #deancas #sam winchester #castiel #this is in the first episode after Sam sees Cas greet Dean with a kiss #yes this is from scott pilgrim #isn't it funny how this character sort of looks like dean too?

[sunnysam-my]

Fellas is it gay?

Fellas is it gay to:

Not disagree when your bro admits to sharing a "profound bond" with you in front of you brother

Rebel against your cult like family and what they stand for for your bro (this works for both lol)

Do everything your bro ask you to (this too)

Trust your bro and try to defend him even when you know he be lying

Constantly sacrifice yourself for your bro (again, works both ways)

Stand under a mistletoe hanging above your heads when your bro is saying "I'll watch over you." to you

Stare at your bro's lips when he's standing way to close

Walk so close that you're brushing again eachother when you don't do that with anyone else

Have night movie dates in your bed with your bro and only him, watching cowboy movies and old gay musicals

Call your bro "the closest thing to family you ever had" together with your actual brother and adoptive father

Put your bro in his own separate category when talking about losing your friends family and him

Constantly argue like an old married couple

Call your bro "Sunshine" (happened twice btw)

Both of you be completely shattered and lost without the other around

Have a break up that looks like a typical couple break up and not friends falling out/fighting

Not rejecting your bro when he confesses his undying love to you, even when you can't reciprocate and instead just beg him to not leave you

Understand eachother without words, even when you say one thing and think other

Be the only person your bro will listen to when they're stubborn

Wanting to die with the other one

Mourning the death of your bro so badly you become completely depressed and angry at everyone, hiding away and praying to God to bring your bro back

Constantly be called your bro's boyfriend by others and never denie it

Constantly say classic lines straight out of romance movie

Be your bro's biggest weakness

Be disturbed, jealous and dislike when your bro is with someone else

Be more eager to hug your bro than your own brother, practically jumping into eachother's arms after realising he is fine since the last time you saw him

My God, they're so gay I can't. And then they are like "nah, them? in love? you delulu". LIKE HONEY, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO MADE MULTIPLE DIRECT REFERENCES TO QUEER MOVIES AND CULTURE! There are so many other moments where they are so obviously queer outside of their relationship.

#they're so gay #they're in love your honor #supernatural #dean winchester #destiel #castiel #funny #is it gay #lgbtq #bisexual #gay #this isn't even all of them #this is cannon btw

[bisaster-energy]

as fun as widower dean is i want to read more dean angst that instead of coming from cas dying comes from cas dumping him

#annoying pathetic ex husband dean ur so funny and sad #stop shattering cas at the altar of winchester just let the girlie live for once lmao #ik dean has abandonment issues and shit but it is pretty refreshing for cas to just be like ok. this isn't a vibe. and walking out on him #especially when it opens up space for him to face his behavior and not just resign himself to not Being A Good Person #like don't throw a pity party when u WANT to change and HAVE THE ABILITY TO #that being said if anybody has any fic recs with this concept...

[samsrowena]

that reichenbach scene is fr one of my all time favs like cole really said "you're good but i'm better" and then proceeded to get his shit absolutely rocked. and dean never even broke a sweat while doing it. it will never not be funny

#and yes dean was a demon BUT when cole comes back and dean isn't a demon anymore the same shit happens AGAIN #he sucks soooo bad and it's so fucking funny #spn.txt #spn 10x02 #reichenbach #cole trenton #dean winchester

[batcavescolony]

S4 E3 Supernatural

Now THIS is a good episode. Castiel took Dean back in time to 1973! We find out Sam and Dean's maternal grandparents, Samuel and Deanna Campbell, and Mary are hunters. On top of that, Azazel is playing match maker so he can have his little psychic children be the best of the best, and he made a deal with Mary to revive John after he killed him. Also as if Azazel hasn't killed enough of Sam & Dean's family they killed Samuel and Deanna too. Oh this is so interesting, then Castiel taking Dean back, saying destiny can't be changed but Sam is going down a dark path and either Dean stops him or angels do.

#notable lines are. Mary about John: #he's sweet. kind. even after the war after everything he still believes in happily ever after. you know. He's everything a hunter isn't. #like damn this is the same man that turned his kids into child soldiers? hmmmm #supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #then Mary saying: #You know the worst thing I can think of? The very worst thing. If for my children to be raised into this like I was. #Well I won't let it happen. #AHHHHHHHHHH and Dean's look is so AHHHHHHHH🙃 #his mom would HATE how he grew up. if she was buried shed be spinning in her coffin ⚰ #mary winchester #mary campbell #john winchester #samuel campbell #deanna campbell #and she named her kids after her parents 😭😭😭😭😭 AHHHHHH #castiel #Castiel saying if Dean changes the future all the people they will die cus you weren't hunters to save them like in Deans Jinn hallucinatio #batcavescolony watches supernatural #batcavescolony watches #on a lighter note. john almost didn't pick the Impala. imagine the show but its a Voltzwagen instead.... 🙂 #and we got to see dean struggle with the lack of technology which is funny cus the high tech equipment he uses now is dated to me in 2024 💀 #supernatural s4

[aki40-7]

What is one song that reminds you of your f/o more than anything?

#The ultimate comfort songs of all time #okay so aira has like a good handful. but currently beyond his inspo song (true love restraint) #mania by the blake robinson synthetic orchestra is SO aira #alec is a bit harder to pinpoint he isn't inspired by a song like many of my ocs are. i would say never change by apashe #just cause i've associated him with that song for a very long time even though the au i'm currently Obsessed With doesn't have much to do #with the themes of that song #honestly no idea for fenris or anders cause i'm not nearly as attached to them as i am to my own ocs :') #okay lentil. is a very new character. uhm. #OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO SAY MEANT TO BE YOURS FROM HEATHERS FOR AIRA??? THAT SONG IS LITERALLY HIM ITS SO HIM #lentil i'm gonna say freeze your brain from heathers cause it's so funny and it just reminds me of him. #lentil is NOTHING like jason dean but aira is a LOT like jason dean. just freeze your brain is lentilcore #for self-inserts that's super easy cause they're literally me but different. #for cam it's easily nukeochita by seto sounder or birthday kid by mili. or bathtub mermaid or red dahlia both by mili #cam is a very mili sort of character #for morrigan!!! very very much me rn moonlight and black by machigerita which is the song she's inspired by #she is literally just an allegory for bpd and for extreme guilt and misery. #another song that really fits her is confrontation by anthony warlow from the jekyll and hyde play. also birthday kid by mili #proselfship #proship selfship #pro selfship #proship safe #oh no way i forgot about ALYA #okay in my defense. alya is a newer character too i just made her for this au she's under construction i don't have an amazing grasp on her #i would sayyyy perhaps idontwannabeyouanymore by billie eilish? that's such a cop-out tbh #heathaze🧡 #frostbitten❄️ #true love restraint🗡 #moonlightandblack #languishing🥀 #satyrical💚

[creatingchimera]

request from discord

#used what i assume to use both of their real names for sillies #well i mean we know Henry is hank's real name #but it was never explicitly stated that dean isn't his first name #but he's named after roger dean so i thought it would be funny #anyway #the venture bros #venture bros #dean venture #hank v #barbie mugshot meme

[deanwasalwaysbi]

Inspired by The Prequel at the End of the Book @endofthebookpod Thank you to @callmestiletto for the footage

#i DID take this as Mary appreciating John being nice to her friend #but i am here for any and all parallels and it's funny #maybe they just never figured out how to place a focus #but you CANT tell me cas isn't looking at dean there #unparalleled #unparalleled paralleling experience #spntw deancas parallels #the winchesters 1.01 #my gifs #spntw gifs

[angelsdean]

it's funny when i see gifs from samcentric blogs of scenes that are meant to show dean being mean / cruel / manipulative to sam and i'm just like. "ok but that's out of context" and "that's a surface level reading and there was more going on" and "that's literally sam projecting onto dean" and "that was dean saying something cruel on purpose because it was thee only way to get thru to sam" and "that's sam literally putting words in dean's mouth" and "early season? yea that's sam's pov. once again, surface level reading. dig deeper." AND "ooooh yea that one's valid dean IS being mean / cruel / manipulative buuuut. he's right to do so :) because sam's being annoying and has also done all those things to him :) and is not an innocent victim baby"

#sorry today is truly. dean should've been meaner to sam truthing day #AND this isn't even sam crit because i LIKE that this is how sam is. i enjoy sam being an insufferable younger sibling #dean should've just been meaner back. and they should've playfully (and not so playfully) fought and made fun of each other #only to make up by saying something funny and getting over it bc. they're siblings and that's just how it works #vic.txt #siblings siblings

[iloveyouitisruiningmylife]

WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS SHOW LMAO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#this is so funny #rory said i love you you idiot and dean pounced on her LMAO??????. #not sure how i feel about them getting back together he seems nice only idk why saumya and luke hate him??? 😭 #i mean he's kinda boring cute straight guy types but if rory likes him then good na?? 😭 #also 'we should get married' I SAID WHAT AND STARTED LAUGHING OUT LOUD #i still can't believe they're being serious #i mean they make a very cute couple but isn't it really soon i thought they Just got back together????? 😭😭😭 #but the thousand daisies proposal was way too nice i cried i would say yes too 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #but like. still. i mean idk ig it makes sense???

[i-make-fun-of-spn-characters]

I can't believe Castiel babytrapped Dean twice! Twice! With Claire and jack on two occasions. He forced Dean to take care of both Jack and Claire despite Dean saying no repeatedly and shoving a big sandwich in his mouth to cope with very forceful parent Castiel

Do y'all not know where to find the Bitter Dean Girl [gn] blogs? Because they would tear into this ask like wolves after a wagyu steak if you just gave them the chance.

#idk i just don't have a lot to say about this besides that just the word 'babytrapping' for Cas in these contexts cracks me tf up #like it isn't untrue exactly but also it's sooo funny to me #when you take it beyond a funny haha thing I don't think it holds up genuinely but it's funny to think abt #let's not make it a crit thing that's no fun #cas like: 'but dean ur great with kids' #lmfao #being serious for 5 seconds #mail

[ardentpoop]

#i could try to write a cohesive caption but im tired and sad so messy notes in the tags it is #spn #liveblog tag #12.22 #it shouldnt have felt like such a weight off to hear dean recount how much pain sam's experienced like this but it was #saying ''he lost his soul'' like it was indeed something awful that happened To him as opposed to a ''mistake'' he made #< which is how he's brought it up to sam himself in past seasons #funny that it seems he's only able to acknowledge sam's suffering when sam isn't present. moreover - only when dean's suffering is #centered as well. inextricable from sam's bc of their shared upbringing #and only when there is a more culpable figure to bear the brunt of dean's feelings (often john and now for the first time mary) #she was dragged back to earth as a gift For You. she doesn't fit and the family she knew is gone and you have an idea of her in your head #that she will never be able to mirror in real life bc that mary never existed #and she's been tortured and brainwashed into killing people she knows and she's trapped in her own mind trying to seek solace in #a happy memory - a vestige of heaven which is a vestige of life #and she has no choice but to listen as you rip into her heart for choices that she already hates herself for #sam/mary parallels holding strong but as always sam got the short end of the stick #anyway. ow :) #tag vomit

[bisaster-energy]

i personally think it would've been really funny if angel blades didn't work on human beings

#idk some testament to god's love for humanity #''my children cannot harm my most beautiful creation'' or wtv #metatron tries to stab dean and it's like that scene from knives out #u know when ransom tries to kill marta #also something about cas never wanting to hurt dean and his blade being able to reflect that #my blade is only for dean never against him #cas giving his blade to dean cut me up as you please #which isn't to say angels cant kill ppl i mean we all seen them use their powers on humans #i just think it'd be cool and maybe a little funny #but yeah dean giving cas the first blade = cas handing off his angel blade to dean #i trust you and only you with this. nothing is stopping you from using it against me but i trust that you won't #idk man smth about it #OH. also. proof that even former angels are still decidedly ANGELS. even without powers #i've always hated the whole ''oh i'm human now that my grace is gone'' u cannot just. turn into a human being. ur a different species #cas is still an angel. CAS GETS STABBED BY APRIL AND DEAN IS SCRAMBLING ''WHY IS HE DYING HE'S HUMAN NOW'' #cas will never be human ever and that's on god... #he will always be Other. i love that. it also makes former angels MORE vulnerable than regular humans. so crazy #cee speaks

[qapsiel]

// things Cas finds fascinating about Sam Winchester: the little turban he makes after washing his hair

#( ooc ) #(Cas: why is nobody else doing this) #(why isn't Dean doing this) #(it looks funny)