#this wouldn’t leave my brain

[dontlistentothemmoose]

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop.  nasa employee: what?  astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop.

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop.  nasa employee: what?  astronaut: *loading a pistol* moon’s stuck in a time loop. do you have extra ammo? this won’t be enough. nasa employee: enough for…what? astronaut: *finding extra clip of ammo, pocketing it, and getting back on the rocket-ship* don’t worry about it!

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop. nasa employee: what?  astronaut: *emerging from supply closet with a space harpoon, getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop.

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut:   oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop.  nasa employee: what?  astronaut: what?  nasa employee: how did you know what i was going to say?  astronaut: *punching in key pad code for base evacuation signal, getting back on the rocket-ship* i told you…moon’s stuck in a time loop. *red warning lights begin flashing*

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop.  nasa employee: what?  astronaut: *rifling thru bookshelf of operating instructions, selecting one that says “AIRLOCK MANUAL OVERRIDE INSTRUCTIONS,” getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop.

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop.  nasa employee: what?  astronaut: moon’s stuck in a time loop. hey, do you have anything to eat? i’m starving. *opens random drawer, finds nothing, closes it* nasa employee: a time loo- uh, we don’t have food in here…we can’t…eat in the control room, only the break-room. astronaut: *sighs* nasa employee:…my lunch is in like 10 minutes, though, and if my lunch is actually STILL THERE and not STOLEN, AGAIN, i can share it with yo- astronaut: nah, that’s ok…no time. *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* or…too much time. but thanks, anyway. OK, bye! *alarm begins blaring* nasa employee: you’re…welcome? wait, a TIME LOOP?!

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: yup. nasa employee: …?  astronaut: *sitting down next to nasa employee* so…do you ever like…wonder what the meaning of life is? the secrets of the universe? nasa employee: aren’t you supposed to be ON the MOON?! *alarm begins blaring* nasa employee: hey, what the hell is that? astronaut: that’s the code red override klaxon. moon’s stuck in a time loop. oh, and there’s an explosion imminent. But don’t worry, we can deal with that tomorrow. So, you have any siblings? *pulls beer out of space suit, cracks tab* want a drink?

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: do you know frank in IT? nasa employee: what?  astronaut: do you know frank, who works in IT?  nasa employee: yeah, but why are you guys back so early?  astronaut: moon’s stuck in a time loop. call frank, tell him there’s a virus in the security patch and the system’s compromised. then get the hell out of the base.  nasa employee: wait what? what? where are you guys going?  astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* back to the moon. it’s stuck in a time loop. call frank!  nasa employee: *picks up phone* ugh, straight to voicemail. i wonder wha- *alarm begins blaring*

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: *grim silence* nasa employee: i said, you guys are back early…hey, what are you…?  astronaut: *randomly opening drawers until they find a pair of scissors and some duct tape, getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop.

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop.  nasa employee: what?  astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop. *sticks head back out the door of the rocket-ship* by the way, if you go to the break-room in exactly 2 minutes and 45 seconds, you’ll catch the person who’s been stealing your lunches for the past two weeks. nasa employee: what?! WHO IS IT?! *alarm begins blaring* nasa employee: *running for the break-room* FUCK!!!!

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop.  nasa employee: what?  astronaut: *sits down, sighs, pulls a beer out from their spacesuit* moon’s stuck in a time loop. nasa employee: …ok, and? hang on, how did you get a beer? you can’t have that in here. astronaut: what do you know about project floyd? nasa employee: I mean, the usual amount? i’m not really on the project anymore, why?  *alarm begins blaring*  astronaut: COME WITH ME TO THE ROCKET-SHIP, we don’t have ti-

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: yeah. moon's stuck in a time loop.  nasa employee: what?  astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop. see you tomorrow. maybe. nasa employee: WHAT?!

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop.  nasa employee: what?  astronaut: *sighs, rubs hands over face, and loads pistol, before getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop. and, uh…you should call your mother like you’ve been meaning to. and tell her you’re not actually mad and that you will come to dinner tonight. you’re gonna be hungry. nasa employee: wait, what? WHAT?? how do you know my mom?! why am i gonna be - *alarm begins blaring* 

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop.  nasa employee: what? astronaut: *grabbing two pistols, an extra box of ammo, a pair of scissors, some duct tape, a space harpoon, and a booklet of operating instructions that says “AIRLOCK MANUAL OVERRIDE INSTRUCTIONS,” starting to get back on the rocket-ship, but dropping everything with a horrendous clatter* FUCK! goddamn moon’s stuck in a time loop. *alarm begins blaring*

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop.  nasa employee: what? also, hey, where’d you get that duffel bag? astronaut: *grabbing two pistols, an extra box of ammo, a pair of scissors, some duct tape, a space harpoon, and a booklet of operating instructions that says “AIRLOCK MANUAL OVERRIDE INSTRUCTIONS,” shoving them into the bag, and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop.

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back earl-  astronaut: *grabs nasa employee and kisses them passionately*  nasa employee: what? WHAT?! astronaut: *loading a single pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop, sweetheart.  nasa employee: what?!? astronaut: a time loop!!! i love you!!! get out of the base!!! stay alive!!! nasa employee: *presses fingers to lips, confused but intrigued, as alarm begins blaring* 

nasa employee:…. nasa employee:… nasa employee: ho hum what a regular day at the office *alarm begins blaring* nasa employee: what the hell is that?!

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back earl-  astronaut: *grabs nasa employee and kisses them passionately*  nasa employee: what? what?! WHAT!?!? also, hey, where’d you get that duffel bag? astronaut: *grabbing two pistols, an extra box of ammo, a pair of scissors, some duct tape, a space harpoon, and a booklet of operating instructions that says “AIRLOCK MANUAL OVERRIDE INSTRUCTIONS,” shoving them into the bag, then cupping nasa employee’s cheek with free hand* moon’s stuck in a time loop. nasa employee: the moon’s stuck in a what?! astronaut: a time loop, sweetheart, but we don’t have much time ourselves, so you have to listen to me RIGHT now nasa employee: *faintly* …“sweetheart”?! astronaut: in 2 minutes and a few seconds, you need to go into the break-room and find frank. nasa employee: wait, frank from IT? astronaut: yes. nasa employee: how do you know he’s gonna be in the break-room? i can’t just call him at his desk right now? astronaut: how do i know this?! because, one, time loop, ok? and…also…because…heismaybetheguywhohasbeenstealingyourlunchfortwoweeks nasa employee: that BASTARD i KNEW it astronaut: BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT’S IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW. hey! listen to me! go in there, catch him red-handed with your burrito, and tell him lunch is on you FOREVER if he goes RIGHT NOW and checks the last security patch - because there’s a virus and the whole system’s compromised. then you need to get the hell out of this base, ok? nasa employee: …ok. ok. and…and what about you? astronaut: *cocking pistol and getting back into rocket-ship with duffel bag* me? i’m gonna shoot for the moon.

EPILOGUE:

nasa employee: so, how many loops in total? astronaut: i mean, it was hard to keep track. somewhere around six months, if i had to guess. nasa employee: damn. astronaut: yeah. nasa employee: and in those six MONTHS, the best zinger you came up with was “shoot for the moon”? astronaut: hey, you know what, i had some other stuff on my mind! nasa employee: i mean, i guess. it sounded like you found time to flirt with me each time. astronaut: yeah, like i said. other stuff on my mind. *they look at each other, blush, and look away* astronaut: sooooooo. you’re sure your mom is cool with me coming over for dinner? nasa employee: can’t make the day any weirder. plus, i owe you for ratting out frank, right? astronaut: he did help us save the world; we can’t be too mad at him. nasa employee: you’ve had a little while to get over it, i might need some more time. and it wasn’t even your food! astronaut: ok, that’s fair. what if i buy you lunch to make up for it? nasa employee: hmm, when? astronaut: tomorrow? nasa employee: well, i’ll have left overs from my mom, and you might too if you play your cards right. day after tomorrow? astronaut: honestly, anytime is good for me.

*FADE TO BLACK*

#moons haunted #time loop #time loops #this wouldn’t leave my brain #groundhog day #oh internet #astronaut x nasa employee #imagine your otp #time loop fic #time loop fics have dug into my brain and made a home #moon’s haunted #moon’s stuck in a time loop

[vulturevanity]

"Average fictional character has 3 love interests a season" factoid actualy just statistical error. Average fictional character gets 1 love interest per show. DoomFlags Katarina, who lives in dating sim world & gets 2 new love interests every episode, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#my next life as a villainess #hamefura #otome game no hametsu flag #babbles #this wouldn’t leave my brain

[mad4turtles]

Inspired by something me and my older brother do:

So the Disaster Twins, because adhd/autism solidarity, sometimes have like. A Word. That whenever one of them says/hears it will have them busting their asses laughing for no earthly reason and it drives the rest of the fam insane. It can last days or weeks depending on the Word. One day it'll be "pancakes" then suddenly it's "wipes" and it keeps going. NO ONE understands why it's so funny to them. Raph is just glad they're happy.

Until the Word is a bad one or a really bad cuss that they keep repeating because it's so freaking funny for some ungodly reason. The longest Word phase had gone a full month where Leo would look at Donnie and say with his full chest:

"Hey Dee."

"Hm?"

"Slut."

Que Donnie dying on the floor.

And it lasted a month.

(i kinda have a short fic idea where one of the twins gets kidnapped by the villain who beats them up real bad before asking "Any last words?" The twin grins through bloody teeth and says

"Slut."

There's a loud bark of laughter behind the villain and he turns around to get absolutely brained by the other twin who'd been sneaking up on them.)

#rottmnt #rottmnt disaster twins #disaster twins #rottmnt headcanons #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #this wouldn’t leave my brain #so now you have to see it too

[saybiwithme]

From @elvensorceress’ fic Unless You Ask Me To

#jenwyn tag #this wouldn’t leave my brain #anyway back I go to reading more of the fic and dying #911edit #eddiediazedit #9-1-1 #911 #Eddie diaz #reneeedits #911 ficlet

[5rats-in-a-battlevest]

If I had a nickel for every time I liked something with a woman named Prentiss in it, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

#the magnus archives #tma #tma shitpost #jane prentiss #tma jane prentiss #criminal minds #emily prentiss #cm evolution #this wouldn’t leave my brain

[17bees-in-a-trenchcoat]

I just want someone to sit on my lap leaning towards me whispering in my ear telling me they love me

#lesbian #butch4femme #butch4butch #this wouldn’t leave my brain #i love women #this would fix me

[vitrasart]

SPOILERS FOR SAINT SEIYA THE LOST CANVAS

I just finished rewatching The lost canvas and reading what happened in atlantis. After thinking it over, i realized that neither Kardia or Degel had to die. If we look at the judge (i forget his full name so ima just call him ramy), he was up against two gold saints. If Kardia alone was able to kill ramy then he couldve lived if Degel was there fighting with him.

Now of course he had to stop pandora from reaching Poseidon, BUT when Degel was on his way to stop pandora, she was knocked out cold by Poseidon’s power. Degel didnt even have to stop her.

PLUS Unity needed a gold saint to open the vase Poseidon was sealed in, so he couldnt have done anything harmful without Degel. DEGEL COULDA GONE BACK AND SAVED KARDIA BRUH

I mean cmon 2 saints against 1 judge is just a no brainer. Plus if Degel had gone back to help Kardia he’d still be alive too. Fighting against awakened Seraphina + Unity + Pandora together wouldve been so easy.

Though theres no way degel couldve known pandora wouldve been knocked out, and by the time he found that out Kardia was already dead. So it makes sense but… sucks. BUT If Degel wouldve stayed to fight with Kardia, theyd probably have defeated ramy twice as fast and caught up to Pandora before she reached Poseidon.

Isnt degel supposed to be the smartest saint? Even ants know that there are strength in numbers. They had a crazy advantage and i cant help but feel it was squandered. All for the sake of plot i suppose.

#anime #saint seiya #the lost canvas #aquarius degel #scorpio kardia #food for thought #theory #might make this a fic #this wouldn’t leave my brain

[disasternoj]

Not doomed by the narrative, not blessed by the narrative, but a secret third thing

(In love with the Narrator)

#shitpost #noj rambles #this wouldn’t leave my brain

[starlightfae]

*uncertain youth pastor voice* y-you know who else was, uh, p- *rereads paper nervously* -pussy queen slay?

#youth pastor voice #shitpost #meme #that’s what kids are saying these days right?? #this wouldn’t leave my brain #someone has probably already done this

[maydayaj]

Silly lil comic that I made with these two ❤️

#Narinder would totally fold after a while of Lamb’s begging #this is so stupid but it wouldn’t leave my brain #digital art #my art #fanart #drawing #cult of the lamb #narilamb #cotl #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #illustration #lamb x narinder #cotl fanart #narinder x lamb #cult of the lamb fanart #cotl art

[polkarocks]

'Cause Tumblr is my boyfriend

Tumblr is a god

Tumblr is the breeze in my hair on the weekend

Tumblr's a relaxing thought

Aren't you envious that for you it's not?

Sweet like honey, Tumblr is a cat

Purring in my lap 'cause it loves me

Flexing like a goddamn acrobat

Me and Tumblr vibe like that

#this wouldn’t leave my brain

[transgenderstreetlegend]

stars by the popsicle

#this wouldn’t leave my brain

[sokumeii]

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #senshi #chilchuck #I wanted to draw the guys #and the yotsubato pose wouldn’t leave my brain #please go read dungeon meshi

[mischieviem]

People would gather, and do some formal dancing...

And they would realize…

they had misunderstood eachother...

And we're actually deeply in love...

… now THAT sounds unlikely

#good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #good omens season 2 #go2 spoilers #don't know if someone has already done this #but it wouldn’t leave my brain #so here you go

[solitary-star]

This has probably been done before

#I know I said I would be taking a break from posting but this wouldn’t leave my brain gshdhdhsk #star’s art #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #fnaf daycare attendant #daycare attendant

[withclawandvine]

today i am thinking about helping hawks with those hard-to-reach pinfeathers 

it’s the ones closest to the base of his wings that get him; that tricky place where flesh meets feather, and his very human rotator cuffs can only twist so far. so despite the itchy discomfort, he can only wait for the protective sheath around the new feathers to chip away on its own, aided by the obscenely high water pressure in his penthouse shower. but that was before you. 

you, leaning against the doorjamb, arms crossed and eyebrows raised as you take in the sight of him —  still dripping from his shower, arm contorted awkwardly behind him, reaching up from beneath his left wing, falling mere centimeters short of the spot that was bothering him. as he turns to look at you, his frustrated grimace shifts into a bashful smile.  

your smile, meanwhile, is imbued with amusement. “need some help?” 

unsurprisingly, you’d never heard the term pinfeather in your life, but listen raptly as he explains that the white needles are new feathers, coated in a shell of keratin until they’re done growing. you catch on quick, gently pinching one between your thumb and forefinger, gasping a little when the sheath turns to dust with the slightest bit of friction and reveals a vibrant crimson feather. 

a task that had seemed so insurmountable to keigo takes you only a few minutes. he rolls his shoulders and ruffles his wings with a sigh of relief before turning around to thank you. that’s when he sees it, that melancholic look in your eye you get when he knows you’re thinking about him — his stolen youth and solitary existence. he also knows that no amount of it’s not that big of a deals or i’m fine now, reallys will ease your mind, so he opts for diversion instead. 

“you know,” he starts in a drawl, “in the wild, preening is a way birds bond with their mates.” 

it kind of works. at the very least, it gets you smiling again, “is that so?” 

“yeah. it’s a…” he trails off, suddenly shy. and he knows he’s trying too hard to sound casual when he continues, “it’s a show of trust.” 

you roll your eyes with affection, taking his aversion to vulnerability in stride and leaning in to kiss him. “i love you too, keigo.”

#anyway there’s probably plenty of fics about this but i saw a tiktok about bird maintenance and this wouldn’t leave me alone #i’m trying to get into my hawks bag #he's been on the brain lately #even tho i'm actually kinda freaked out by birds believe it or not #mha #hawks x reader #keigo takami x reader #my writing: mha