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NSFW Headcanons~ Tim LaFlour
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- Something tells me that Tim was a late bloomer both sexually and aesthetically. I don’t know how else to say it but I think you know what I mean: he was a dorky and slightly gangly looking teenager who only really got “hot” towards the end of high school; which directly coincided with his lack of sexual experience. 
- Nevertheless, by the time you’d met him, he’d already made up for this late start with a bunch of odd and experienced/experimental girlfriends so in the grand scheme of things, he’s got a low “body count” and a surprisingly in depth knowledge of the world of kinks: which means you’ve kind of won the lottery. 
- The only thing that’s a downside of being in the bedroom with him is his occasional attempts at abstinence or similar paths to enlightenment. But even that isn’t really a problem. He’s pretty prone to accepting loopholes when it comes to sex because he feels bad about “not providing for you” and because; technically, he’s not receiving pleasure by going down on you; which is a complete and total lie but okay. 
- You don’t even give him much grief: you probably just sigh and look slightly disappointed and he caves like you just spent an hour begging him to take you to bed. Which he subsequently does and boy is it nice. 
- But, since we’re on the topic of oral, let’s talk about blowjobs. He’s a fan of them like most other men but he’s more likely to turn them down in favor of going down on you because of the whole “depriving himself of pleasure” thing. 
- That being said: when he isn’t trying to torture himself, he’s a nasty little fiend and that’s sort of just a fact. To him, there’s nothing better than some good old fashioned lewdness and depraved debauchery; sloppiness lovingly included. 
- Sometimes, he’ll be too riled up and desperate to spend a lot of time on foreplay but more often than not, he’ll enjoy it quite a bit and consider it a very necessary part of sex; even just for himself. Just know that on occasion, he won’t be able to stop himself from ravaging you in a school bathroom because he spread himself too thin on his path to enlightenment. 
- Tim is flexible when it comes to his role in the bedroom. He tends to be a soft dom but he’s also a bit of a masochistic submissive so as long as you’re not expecting him to be a hardcore bdsm brat tamer, you’ll wind up with your perfect sexual partner. 
- Everchanging speeds and varying levels of roughness. Tim doesn’t have a preferred or tried and true method of thrusting into you so you pretty much just play roulette whenever you go into the bedroom with him. 
- Experimentation. He’s the type of person who’s willing to try just about anything once but he does find it difficult to hurt you; even if you outright ask him to: which is kind of funny considering how much he enjoys a little pain with his pleasure. 
- Prone bone, missionary, against a wall, in the shower, doggystyle, etc: he’s happy to try any position you can think of; sometimes multiple in a single night. 
- He can and will just pick you up and rearrange your guts without breaking a sweat and it never fails to both surprise and impress you. You’ll be making out against a wall or one of you will be on your knees and surprise! He’s got you off your feet in a matter of seconds: making you feel like you’re on cloud nine and entirely weightless. 
- After one of his bouts of celibacy, the two of you christened every room in your apartment and a majority of the flat surfaces in his hockey teams locker room and you still feel kind of flustered every time he brings you into the room because of how many memories you get while standing there. 
- Speaking of: he is absolutely none the wiser to how often you fantasize about him. He’s ridiculously attractive and makes everything look good and you can’t help but remember all of the ways he makes you feel good; even when he’s just acting adorably sweet. He’ll come to sit with you after hockey practice, panting and sweating and just gushing about how fun it was or saying how tired he is but all you can think about is how the sounds he’s making remind you of the ones he makes in your ear as he-
- His roommate definitely heard the two of you having sex before; though you probably try to smash when he’s gone or occasionally rent a motel or something. That being said: Tim probably just pats him on the back and casually tells him that he might want to head out for a while “dog” before heading into the bedroom himself.
- Honestly, you guys probably casually look at different porn together like it’s a normal thing to watch on a random Wednesday night. You never have to worry about whether or not he’ll walk into the room; or vice versa, because the most he’ll do is question what you put on and watch over your shoulder for a couple minutes before carrying on; unless you’re asking for “help” or something.
- He’s definitely bought one of those Kama Sutra-esque books or searched around online in order to find out what position is best for the girl during sex; or something of the sort. He has a binder full of research that revolves around making sure you enjoy yourself in different types of situations: like days where you’re on your period or if you have specific need that need to be met.
- You honestly never have to feel insecure about anything. He’s the sweetest guy ever and makes you feel completely comfortable regardless of your level of experience or your opinion of yourself. Just confide in him and he’ll either reassure you or avoid whatever makes you uncomfortable without a second thought: and trust that he’ll be checking in with you anytime he senses that you’re not into something any more.
- Giggly sex. Tim is not a serious person and sometimes that translates in the bedroom.
- He absolutely loves when you kiss his neck; it never fails to get him going. Just be careful of when you do it because he’ll either jump your bones or, if he’s already on top of you, get too distracted from what he’s doing and wind up accidentally edging you. 
- He’s a boob guy and that’s just a fact. He loves every kind but he has a particular affinity for ones with piercings so congratulations if you have them.
- Your naked figure definitely turns him on but he also just finds himself innocently admiring you. He’s more likely to catch you getting changed and just feel lucky that he got to see you in the nude rather than popping a boner for thirty minutes after the fact. It’s kind of sweet actually.
- He has an infatuation with seeing you in leather and other more alternative types of lingerie so if you really want to get him going, surprise him with that.
- Tim is probably at least somewhat into the whole dominatrix thing so keep that in mind when you’re with him. He said it himself: without pain and deprivation, one can never experience true pleasure.
- Pull his hair, scrape your nails down his back, bite him a little; what have you. You probably did it the first time without thinking and immediately thought to yourself “oh shit, oh shit, what the fuck did I just do” but he responded with a broken moan and you were suddenly not so nervous any more. He’s constantly leaving the bedroom with bruises and a smile on his face.
- Dripping candle wax on him. I told you he was depraved.
- Bondage. He likes having your hands on him too much to tie you up but you’re more than welcome to tie him. And given how good he looks when he’s attached to your bed frame, you’re probably gonna wanna take him up on that offer. 
- Threesomes. Tim's the type of guy to happily bring another dude into the bedroom but don’t expect him to just sit back and watch. If you’re having a guest, he’ll want one that he can experiment with as well so try to plan accordingly. 
- He’s probably into pegging and that’s all I’ll say about that.
- He has a big dick; I know this for a fact, and his big dick is pierced so do with that information what you will. 
- He’s impartial to how he finishes so it’s really just up to you to decide. 
- Tim’s great at after care but he’s also the type of person who needs it himself. Don’t be surprised if he’s the one who requests to cuddle or shower together, or whatever else a person could need/want.  
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pollenallergie · 9 months
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Best friend!Eddie Headcanon(s) ft. Reefer Rick
aka Eddisms: The Reefmix
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Reefer Rick doesn’t just supply Eddie with drugs to deal, he also offers Eddie his illegal bootleg copies of movies that are only out in theaters to Eddie for a discounted price.
Rick calls it the “employee discount,” but, considering Eddie is his only dealer at the moment, it might as well just be the “Eddie discount.”
You and Eddie have weekly movie nights. Typically, you rent movies from Family Video for these movie nights like good, morally upstanding citizens. However, once a month, you two indulge in the contraband and have a bootleg movie night wherein you watch whatever new, pirated flicks Rick has to offer.
On these nights, you forgo your weekly trip to family video but still head to the closest convenience store to get snacks because junk food is a necessity for movie nights.
Then, Eddie heads to Reefer Rick’s place to “rent” the flicks from him, leaving you back at the trailer to get everything set up for your movie night, much to your chagrin. You kinda hate that Eddie never brings you along with him to run his “errands,” mostly because you hate being left out. It’s not like you actually want to be involved in his illicit activities, but it still sucks to be excluded. Nevertheless, you prepare the spread of junk food, order the pizza, and transform the Munsons’ living room into the ultimate, cozy movie night cove.
Meanwhile, Eddie’s at Rick’s, buying the films and some weed for personal consumption, a movie night must-have. Unfortunately, such an exchange also involves shooting the shit with Rick for about an hour because he’s the only man who can out-chatterbox Eddie. These conversations usually involve Rick, who thinks of himself as Eddie’s mentor, giving the youngest Munson life advice that he definitely didn’t ask for and ranting about whatever sociopolitical issues he’s been hyper-focusing on lately, such as the military-industrial complex, the bullshit War on Drugs, really, any mostly-valid-yet-still-a-bit crackpot anti-establishment rhetoric you can think of, Ricks probably spewing it at Eddie. Honestly, these conversations are more like scatterbrained lectures; the kind filled with lots of ‘um’s and long pauses, the kind where Rick forgets what he’s talking about after a while and jarringly switches topics, starting a new lecture entirely without giving poor Eddie so much as a subtle verbal cue.
After retrieving the films and robotically nodding along to these scatterbrained lectures, Eddie returns to the trailer and is immediately accosted by your incessant complaining about the fact that he never lets you go with him to pick up stuff from Rick’s. At this point, your grumbling is part of the routine.
Of course, Eddie’s always quick to remind you that it’s not about wanting you to “sit at home and play housewife” for him (your go-to accusation, you little feminist you), but that he simply doesn’t trust Rick around you because, in Eddie’s words, Rick’s “sketchy” and “a total perv.”
In all honesty, Rick’s harmless; a drug dealer/supplier who has no qualms with dealing to minors, but otherwise harmless. Rick’s nothing more than a stoner punk with access to semi-decent weed that is somehow both a genius and a being that completely lacks common sense, hence why Eddie’s unofficial PoliSci professor has been caught by Hawkin’s PD a few times.
The real reason Eddie doesn’t want you around Rick is that he’s intimidated by him. More specifically, Rick is a fucking hot, with his various tattoos and anti-establishment ideals. He’s about ten years your senior, though the way he somehow balances tranquil maturity with enough oddball immaturity makes him seem five or six years younger than he actually is. Not to mention, he’s just educated enough to have some semi-intellectual conversations (Rick went to college at Purdue and flunked out during his junior year because he spent too much time partying and doing drugs), but he’s also somehow dumb enough for it to be sort of endearing, likely as a result of all the hard drugs killing his brain cells or whatever. Truthfully, Rick’s oddly charming in ways that Eddie doesn’t think he ever could be (little does Eddie know, he’s his own brand of oddly charming, and his type of charm has already made you fall for him), and, well, that scares the shit out of Eddie because, in his eyes, Rick is exactly the type of guy that could steal you away from him before he ever even gets the chance to tell you, his best friend, how hopelessly in love with you he is. No, no way, not happening. Therefore, Eddie’s decided that you can never ever find out who Reefer Rick actually is and you can certainly never meet him. Eddie can’t prevent the two of you from crossing paths in the grocery store, but he can prevent you two from ever properly meeting and talking to each other.
Anyways… Once Eddie has amply reassured you that you didn’t miss out on anything and that he’s not leaving you behind because you’re not a dude, he pops in one of the flicks, coaxes you onto the couch, and snuggles up with you as the two of you prepare to watch a really shitty quality version of a movie that you two are honestly indifferent to (hence why you two aren’t going to see it in theaters) and that, for some reason, has large, bold, poorly-translated Turkish subtitles on it.
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reareaotaku · 8 months
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Yandere! Tim Laflour Headcanons
Sorry it's so short :(
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The sweetest boy you will ever meet
He's so friendly and you're instantly drawn to him, even if you're an introvert
He's a puppy to you, but to people who don't know him, he's a scary dog
If you ever want to go walking at night, just take him with you
He'd love if you'd go to his games, even if they don't make sense to you
You help patch him up if he's injured
He's a heavy snuggler
Once you got him in bed, he's not getting up, His arms are wrapped around your waist and his legs are tangled up with yours. He's on you and he's slumped.
He's a heavy sleeper, so you can try and push him off but it's not going to happen
You help him clean his piercings and go with him to get more if he wants more
He might even persuade you to get some
He's ecstatic and can never seem to come down
He's all over the place and is a free child
He always wants to touch and hold you
He's always trying to make you laugh with stupid jokes and puns
He calls you puppy instead of dog. It's much more personal
^ Though honestly you think calling people Dog is dumb, but you don't tell him that
He listens to you talk, but if there's a game on, he might not give you 100% of his attention
You have like 62% maybe 70%
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theycallmemarcy · 7 days
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tim laflour dating headcanons
tim laflour x reader
warnings: none
a/n: after not writing for some time, i wanted to upload something short ! not proofread, enjoy !
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- he asked you out right after winning a hockey game !
“i was just wondering um, if you would maybe want to have dinner with me?” he said while touching the back of his neck, looking nervous. “we just won the game so—“
“are you asking me out on a date tim?” he chuckled “no i mean—umm yeah, yeah i’m asking you out on a date” you giggled at that.
“i’ll meet you outside tim, your pick !” he went rushing back in to change quickly while blushing like a little kid.
- it was a really cute date in this lovely little mexican place, it was his favourite.
- he walked you back home where he kissed you goodbye, softly not wanting to seem eager, which you gladly accepted
- after that you always go to all of his games, which he loves since he doesn’t act as violent when you’re around (which his teammates are grateful for)
- he gave you his spare jersey to wear to his games, so that everyone can see you’re his
- you share earbuds on your way to class
- he greets you he comes up behind you he grabs your waist and pecks your neck
- calls you babe, all.the.time. it may be basic, he still loves it
- you guys go rollerblading everywhere !! he always holds your hand, his reasoning for this is just in case any of you two fall, so you fall together, it would be embarrassing if any of you fall alone, so he has an excuse to hold your hand !
- takes up the whole bed, like a starfish, if you want space you’ll have to fight for it, same thing with bedsheets, hell hoard them in his sleep (you’ve ended up waking him up and scolding him several times)
“but i’m asleep it isn’t even my fault!” “we’ll see about that tim” you say, teasing him.
- which he makes up for by kissing you, a lot.
- about kissing, he’s so obsessed with you and kissing you 25/8
- middle of class ? “just a quick peck babe”
- after a game ? he’ll kiss the soul out of you
- getting a new piercing ? “if you kiss me it’s less scary”
- he has no limit, he loves you too much
- always let’s you have the first bite of food, no matter the ocasion, and also the last
- you guys have sleepovers all the time ! it always involves some bad slasher from the 80’s and snacks, and sometimes darryl
- when you stay over you always wear his jersey (which makes him very shy)
- he doesn’t care if it’s extremely hot, he will cuddle you to sleep always
- he loves being the big spoon, but most of the time you end up holding him (he loves being in your arms)
- records cd’s and cassettes for you to listen to !
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alphawolfstabs · 7 months
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Child/preteen!Stuilly Headcanons
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• Meet in Middle School
• Billy somewhat hated Stu, only because Stu was constantly loud and it would give Billy a headache
• Stu learned to quiet down a little, especially when he saw the way Billy would start to kind of twitch when he was feeling overstim
• They both became friends with Randy, Stu did it willingly and Billy tagged along bc he wanted to be with Stu [doesn’t like Randy but won’t say that outloud]
• Billy loved Stus dog, but couldn’t be near him bc he was allergic to dogs. Stu learned this and started changing his clothes before they hung out and made sure the dog was put up safely for the time being
• Stu was a little athletic bc of his parents, they thought he was perfect for sports. Whenever Billy saw him running or anything he’d die a little on the inside [he’s always liked Stu]
• They stay up all night one night watching Nightmare on elm street, and they analyze the hell outta it. Stu then proceeds to grow his hair out like glens, but then cuts it again bc he prefers his shorter hair
• Stu had a phase of dying his hair during puberty. [Think Tim LaFlour] and Billy loved HATED it.
• Stu bought Billy a Dinosaur stuffed animal [specifically a raptor, Billy is a raptor kid] and Billy still has it, it’s buried deep in his closet bc he refuses to throw it out.
• in return to the stuffed animal, Billy found a Ranger Rick Raccoon Stuffed animal and gave it to Stu for Christmas. Stu also still has this stuffed animal, however, it’s on display in his room. [“hes the guard dog!” “He’s a fucking raccoon, not a dog??”]
[reblogs appreciated but not forced! 💕]
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bisexual-thoughtss · 2 years
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Could write some sfw and nsfw headcanons on what it would be like to date Tim Laflour? Like, just any general, random headcanons you think dating him would b like.
Sorry this took me forever to do! I couldn’t think of anything good for a long time, so I’ve been saving your ask until some good ones came to me!
He won’t hesitate to drop everything for a friend in need
He can and will fall asleep anywhere if you let him
He loves taking you out to local punk shows
He loves eating you out, you’ve woken up many mornings to him between your legs
He took that poetry class for an English credit and now he’s really into it
Reads you poetry until you fall asleep
Leaves you notes with some of his favorite lines or ones that remind him of you
Dog ears pages with poems he thinks you’ll like so he can show you later
You make him read to you while riding him, if he stops you stop (it’s torture for everyone)
You know he wants in on whatever beauty stuff he finds you doing
You’re painting your nails? “Oh do mine too, babe!”
Face masks? Count him in
You’re dyeing your hair? “Got any extra? Sweet, hit me with it, baby!”
Scary Dog Privilege™️ but like not really
He’s got what I would call pitbull energy
Have you ever walked a pitbull? People think they’re scary, they move their kids away, it’s a whole thing. But if you know a pitbull, you know that they’re just big sweet babies.
That’s Tim! “scary” outside, sweet inside
Also exudes big dog energy when it comes to cuddles
Like a big dog that’s convinced it’s a lapdog
Will be draped across you at any available moment
Very likely to find him with his head on your chest, his arms wrapped tightly around your middle while you read a book and run your fingers through his hair
Loves seeing you in his clothes
No matter what size you are, he’s salivating
Your smaller than him? He loves the way his clothes drape off you, so cute
You’re bigger? He can’t stop staring at how his shirt stretches across your chest, so sexy
Loves to pop his beanie on your head to keep you warm if you show even the slightest hint of being chilly
Don’t even get him started on you in his jersey, be prepared for him to jump your bones immediately
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geekgirl750-writes · 7 months
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Random Headcanons for the Scream (1996) Group
A/N Okay so I know I've been promising a bunch of fics and they will be coming...eventually. But right now I have major Scream brainrot so here are some of my headcanons for the characters
Warnings: swearing, mentions of sex, Billy & Stu being misogynistic, mentions of bullying, mentions of cheating, brief mention of alcohol, mention of murder/canon typical violence in Scream
Billy is the oldest and Randy is the youngest
More specifically the birth order goes Billy, Tatum, Sidney, Stu & then Randy
Billy & Tatum's birthdays are both in September and are two weeks apart
Sidney's birthday is in November
Stu's birthday is in late March because in my mind there is no way that man is not an Aries
Randy's birthday is only about a month after Stu's, but Stu uses any chance he gets to bring up the fact that Randy is the "baby" of the group to piss him off
For example:
Stu cuts off Randy during one of his rants about how the sinners are always punished in horror movies because, "What do you know about the sex rules in horror movies, anyways huh?! You're such a virgin, I bet you have wet dreams about Jamie Lee's breasts" Stu chuckles, blowing air in Randy's ear.
"Shut up!" Randy argues back, he feels a blush spread across his face and up to his ears.
"Aww look Billy, the baby's blushing. It is true!" Stu laughs louder.
"I'm not a baby! Your birthday is only 3 weeks before mine!" Randy pouts.
"Whatever you say, baby" Stu sticks his tongue out at Randy, devolving into a fit of laughter at his expense.
Randy has autism (I feel like this one isn't even up for debate)
Stu has ADHD and dyslexia
Tatum isn't a natural blonde:
Her real hair color is a shade of brown slightly lighter than Sidney's. She started dying her hair during junior year because she wanted to stand out more
Speaking of hair dying, Stu definitely bleached his hair sophomore year (think Tim Laflour from Senseless) just to piss off his parents
I wouldn't say Tatum is boy crazy but I think she definitely likes knowing that she can hold a man's attention
I feel like Stu and Tatum haven't been dating that long, having only gotten together about 6-8 months before the start of Scream
I also think Stu is Tatum's first real relationship
I feel like Sidney and Casey Becker would have been besties if they had gotten the chance to get closer
Tatum was always secretly a little insecure whenever Casey got brought up but if she had really gotten to know her they would've been friendly too.
I think Stu used to tell Tatum lies about Casey/ Casey & his relationship to make Tatum jealous on purpose
Literally if it wasn't for Stu then Sidney, Tatum and Casey would've been such an iconic girl group
I think in terms of distance Randy and Tatum live closest to each other, their houses are only a few blocks away from each other near the center of town
Billy also lives close to the center but heading the opposite direction from Tatum and Randy
Sidney's house is closet to Stu's with the two of them living on the outskirts of town in the more rural area.
Group hangouts & movie nights are usually at Stu's place because his house has the most space and his parents are rarely home
Occasionally Randy will host movie nights at his house but not as often as Stu because whenever the group hangs out at Randy's, Martha wants to be included
And while Randy loves his sister, they can't really watch slasher movies and drink beer with a kid hanging around
I think before Maureen was murdered the gang would hang out at Sidney's house a lot too
But after she died, Sidney found it hard to have company over because it reminded her of all the memories she had of her mom, like her baking cookies for Sid & her friends, or all the times she had begged her mom to let Tatum sleep over on a school night, and now it was too painful to try and create new happy memories in the house since she was gone
Billy always preferred hanging out at Stu's as he was finding it harder and harder to be at the Prescott's house
Each time he walked through the door he could feel his blood boiling thinking about what was going on between Sidney's mother and his father & how much of a slut Maureen was
Okay so I've found myself struggling to figure out how Randy ended up in that friend group
Because for me I think Sidney and Tatum have been best friends for forever, having been friends since the 1st grade
Stu and Billy have also been friends a long time, meeting each other in the 3rd grade when Billy's family moved to Woodsboro and the two instantly clicked.
But Randy... he feels like a bit of an outsider compared to the other boys and I doubt him and Tatum would have been friends first if it wasn't for the fact they already had mutual friends
I think Sidney was the one to introduce Randy to the group:
Like it's the 7th grade and Sidney and Tatum are a school dance (I'm imagining something like the Snow Ball from Stranger Things) and this group of popular guys come running up to them snickering being like "Our friend has a crush on you! This guy wants to ask you out... we're totally like his best friends." And Sidney can tell something is up
She sees the group of boys gesturing to this geeky looking kid sitting by himself all awkward on the bleachers and instantly knows that he's the butt of some practical joke.
"He wants to make out with you! He told me himself!" The leader of the group laughs pointing at Sidney.
"Leave us alone you creeps!" Tatum yells back, pulling her and Sidney away from the boys before they take off laughing.
And then Sidney is just standing there looking at this poor kid alone on the bleachers and before she can stop herself, she's walking over to him
Tatum is just watching her like girl wtf are you doing?!
Sidney sits down beside him and introduces herself
Needless to say Randy is shocked, like why is this cute girl talking to him of all people!?
"Hey I'm sorry those guys are such jerks! Would you like to dance with my friend and me?" Sidney asks pointing to Tatum
And then it's literally love at first sight for Randy.
Randy spends the rest of the night dancing and talking with the girls and Sidney starts to realize maybe this kid isn't all that weird and annoying after all
After the dance, Sidney and Randy start saying hi to each other in the halls or occasionally eating lunch together until it grows into a fully formed friendship
Also just because Tatum wasn't super open to Randy in the beginning doesn't mean that they're not besties now
Because they are!
I see Tatum and Randy being big time gossip buddies
Like Randy is obviously really nerdy so I see him as being the type of guy other people don't really pay attention to
Which means the more popular students will be gossiping right in front of him like he's not even there and Randy's holding on to every single word
Like one time he was sitting in the library only pretending to type up his English essay because the two girls next to him were whispering about how Christina from his biology class had not only gotten knocked up over summer break but how her boyfriend might not be the father because "Casey like totally saw her sneaking upstairs with this scary-looking guy at Steve Orth's 4th of July party"
And Randy is sitting there feeling like his head is going to explode if he doesn't immediately run and share this news with Tatum so the two can swap theories on who the mystery guy is
Stu likes to gossip too but Tatum is selective with what she tells him because he's a blabbermouth and will spread the stories all over school
I feel like the friendship as we see it in the opening of Scream didn't happen right away
Like usually it was just Billy & Stu hanging out and then Sidney & Tatum, or Randy and the girls hanging out separately
It was until freshman year that the 5 of them all started hanging out as one big group as Billy and Sidney got closer
Randy didn't want to admit it to the girls but I think he was happy at first to have some guy friends around
Although tbh Billy and Stu are more like his frenemies at best with how much they like to abuse and tease him
I like to headcanon that Randy was raised by a single mom, with his dad walking on the family when Randy was 8, leaving his mom to take care of him and Martha by herself
Because of this I think Randy can struggle a bit with his masculinity sometimes
I think before the murders he used to look to Billy and Stu as sort of guides on how to be "manly"
But as he got older, like during junior/early senior year, he started to see just how much of misogynistic jerks the two were
I think Randy is closer to Stu than Billy
Like during the rare moments where Stu isn't making fun of him they actually have similar interests in terms of movies and will chat about that
I don't think Randy ever really liked Billy as he always saw him as a sort of competition for Sidney's affection
But I feel like he tried to make an effort to get along with Billy until the start of their junior year:
Billy's mom had left him and his dad under mysterious circumstances a week before the start of the new school year & Billy had been acting a little more off than usual
Randy feeling empathetic towards him and remembering what it was like when his dad left tried to start a conversation with Billy about it:
"Hey, Billy I know we've never been as close as you and Stu but if you want to talk about y'know... your mom" Randy trailed off, glancing at Billy over the door to his locker, Billy's face unreadable. "Look I remember when my dad left I-"
Before Randy could finish his sentence, Billy grabbed him by the shirt collar, shoving him harshly into the wall of lockers.
"Listen shithead! Your father ran off with his cum dump slut of a secretary," Billy sneered his face inches from Randy's, a look of anger in his eyes that Randy had never seen before. "Don't try and fucking act like you understand any of this."
Billy let go slamming him back into the lockers and storming off, leaving Randy scared and speechless.
Billy gave Randy a half assed apology later that day during lunch, saying all the stress at home was getting to him and urged Randy to keep the whole situation between the two of them
Randy agreed but never truly forgave Billy and lost all trust in him after that
Lastly, this might be controversial but I feel like the queer relationship between Stu and Billy was one sided
Like Stu definitely had a crush on Billy
And Billy liked Stu because he was "different" and "understood him", but his feelings towards Stu weren't as strong as Stu's were for him
I kinda feel like Billy used Stu's crush to manipulate him a bit
Like Stu definitely went along with the murders of his own accord because he's sick and twisted and thought they were fun
But I think Billy sold him on this lie of how the pair would be the two sole survivors and they would go on to create a sequel
While Billy cared for Stu, he wouldn't hesitate to kill him if it meant he could get away with his plan as revenge was always what was most important to him
And one thing about Stu is that guy has a big mouth
He could barely go one day without not so subtly bragging about how he and Billy murdered Casey and Steve
I doubt Billy expected him to be able to keep the whole events of the Woodsboro murders a secret for very long
Which is why I think Billy cut him a little too deeply in the kitchen scene on purpose
Stu was just his muscle and lap dog to help him carry out his big plan
Billy always saw himself as the lone "final girl" in his revenge plot so Stu bleeding out from his wounds wouldn't have been that big of an issue to him
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copingwithobsessions · 7 months
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Preteen Stu and Billy hcs
They watched their first horror movie at 13 : Nightmare on Elm Street, together, during a sleepover
Stu had a crush on Glen Lantz because crop top + he looks like Billy
(I never watched a Nightmare on Elm Street but I saw him and went : Billy-look alike with a crop top so- yeah !)
After that, Stu started wearing crop-tops basically constantly for like a month. This month was very awakening for Billy and Randy (yeah I think Randy's bi and has a crush on Stu sue me). It's also around that time that Stu started having girlfriends which frustated Randy and Billy cause 1. they were single and 2. they had a crush
After that month, Stu had a month with bleached hair (think Tim Laflour from Senseless-)
So yeah, those two months were trying for Billy and Randy
This one was mostly me simping over Stu via Billy and Randy ngl-
also !! new child Stuilly headcanon
The first time Billy saw Stu, he was playing with a dead rat or bird and Billy was in awe but when he tried to come see him, Randy arrived and Stu went to play with him
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mattey-stu · 9 months
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THIS MASTERLIST DOESNT MATTER ANYMORE.I HAVE MADE ANOTHER ONE.PLEASE CHECK THAT ONE ON THE TOP OF MY BLOG.
MASTERLIST:
FOR DISCLAMIER: I ONLY WRITE X MALE!READER.
AND I MIGHT WRITE SHIPS TOO.
THIS WILL BE UPDATED
RIVERDALE
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FP Jones
none yet
Jughead Jones
None yet
Archie Andrews
None yet
SCREAM:
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Stu Macher:
Stu Macher x Billy Loomis x Male!reader headcanons Poly!Ghostface
Billy Loomis:
The confession
Stu Macher x Billy Loomis x Male!reader headcanons Poly!Ghostface
Mickey Altieri:
None yet
Randy Meeks:
None yet
Charlie Walker:
None yet
Ethan fucking Laundry Basket (Ethan Landry):
None yet
Roman Bridger:
The Soundtrack: Roman Bridger x male!reader
SLC PUNK! :
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Steve 'Stevo' Levy:
The party
Her0in Bob:
None yet
SENSELESS:
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Tim Laflour:
None yet
Five Nights At Freddys:
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Michael Afton/Schmidt:
None yet
Steve Raglan/William Afton:
None yet
ANIMAL ROOM:
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Doug Van Housen:
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DIARY OF A WIMPY KID:
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Rodrick Heffley:
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SAW:
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Adam Stanheight:
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Daniel Matthews:
None yet
Mark Hoffman:
None yet
Lawrence Gordon
None yet
Peter Strahm:
None yet
INSIDIOUS:
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Steven 'Specs' Fisher:
None yet
FIGHT CLUB:
-I cant put any more gifs in here so uh *insert gif* -
Tyler Durden:
None yet
The 'Jack' Narrator:
None yet
Thank you for reading!
Ill age up all the characters when im writing smut.
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murdrdocs · 22 days
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MISCELLANEOUS ONE SHOTS !
includes ... BILLY BONNEY, RODRICK HEFFLEY, MITCH RAPP, JAKE SERESIN, BARBIE, ADAM WARLOCK, RANSOM DRYSDALE, ISAAC LAHEY, ABED NADIR, PAUL ATREIDES, FEYD RAUTHA HARKONNEN, VINCENT RENZI, SARAH CAMERON, RICK GRIMES, TIM LAFLOUR, STEVE RAGLAN, WES HICKS, WALLY CLARK
☼ fluff. ☽ smut (18+). ☁︎ suggestive. ϟ dark content ☆ favorite full masterlist
note: most if not all works are fem!reader intended.
all works are 18+.
billy the kid teaches you how to ride ☽
rodrick heffley finds your panties ☽
rodrick heffley fucks you on his twin xl ☽
mitch rapp teaches you how to fight ☁︎
mitch pushes you to your limits when he trains you ☽
☆ jake seresin is the epitome of boyfriend
barbie's new life in the real world is domestic
more domesticity with barbie
barbie's fashion headcanon
barbie thinks you should get married
barbie learns about the cowboy hat rule
adam warlock and his corruption kink ☁︎
adam warlock and thigh riding ☽
ransom drysdale doesn't care for your clothes ☽
isaac lahey is a new wolf and more possessive
abed nadir plays the role of the pornography director ☽
paul atreides likes to make you cry ☽
☆ feyd rautha harkonnen is brought to his knees by you ☁︎
☆ vincent renzi knocks before entering ☽
vincent renzi likes to make you squirt ☽
sarah cameron wants to break you and rafe up ☁︎
sarah cameron wants to use the wand and rabbit ☽
rick grimes fucks with you despite his marriage ☽
rick grimes doesn't put up with your attitude ☽
rick grimes knows you don't really hate him ☽
tim laflour fucks in a jill scott way ☽
steve raglan fucks you in his office ☽
wes hicks likes when you give him head ☽
perv! wally clark steals your panties ☽ ϟ
wally clark loves when you wear his jacket ☼
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stumacherscorpse · 11 months
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I HAVE A HEADCANON INVOLVING TWO OF MATTHEW’S FILMS ; Senseless - Tim Laflour and Scream 1996 - Stu Macher
In a fit of rage stu decided to bleach his hair and get a ton of peircings bcs his mum and dad left him behind when they all were supposed to go vacation and all they said was “sorry” afterwards.
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cm2tfemotd · 5 months
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Todays Canon Male to Transfem Headcanon is tim laflour from Senseless! she is a nonbinary intersex autistic arospectrum butch lesbian that uses she/xe!
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Um...Hi! I'm new to this. But I was wondering if you take requests? If so, do you have any nsfw headcanons for Tim LaFlour?
Yes I do and yes I do! Thanks for the request!🖤
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alphawolfstabs · 7 months
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Billy Loomis Headcanons for the day? <3
Oh hello! Absolutely, okay :)
• I’ve mentioned this before but trans autistic Billy !! Something about him reeks Transness, I also believe he doesn’t really dysphoria and if he does he doesn’t focus on it. And the Autism comes from the kitchen scene, also reeks with autism.
• He’s a dog person but he’s allergic. Maybe that’s why Stu’s dog isn’t at the party.
• When him and stu are older, Stu dyes his hair somewhat regularly. Billy pretends to absolutely hate it, but he secretly likes it. [he loves stu witch bleached hair. Aka Tim LaFlour from Senseless.]
• Billy is Constantly Telling Stu that his scars are nice, makes him look cool, and he will get annoyed if Stu disagrees.
• Billys Love Language is words of hatred. Meaning he can’t compliment for shit, but he will throw out any and every insult he can think of.
• He hates nearly every holiday, with the exception of Halloween. He loves Halloween.
That’s all for now :) let me know if you’d like more!! :D
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danowh0re · 2 years
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ꨄ - 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 / 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬!
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𝐦.𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬
Requests catching up on: 1
Total requests I have: 𝟒𝟖
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𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 -
𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑒 ~
PAUL DANO — | dwayne hoover , Edward nashton , Eli Sunday , Hank , Alex , Calvin , klitz , Jay , Brian (love and mercy, fast food nation, gigantic) , luis ives , Seth , nick flynn , joby taylor , thaddius , jimmy tree , percy dolarhyde , Lucas , rocco, Martin asher |
DAVID FINCHERS MOVIE CHARACTERS — | fight club: the narrator , Tyler durden , angel face . Se7en : David Mills . ( I would write for the social network but I don't like writing for real people lol ) . |
EVAN PETERS — | Peter maximoff , Warren lipka |
MATTHEW LILLARD — | Stu Macher , Shaggy , stevo , Jerry Conalaine , Brock Hudson , Tim Laflour , Emmanuel , Dennis Rafkin |
ETHAN HAWKE — | The Grabber , Jesse Wallace , Arthur Harrow , Ellison , Todd Anderson , Troy Dyer , (more to come I'm just lazy to write them out) |
𝑡𝑣 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤 ~
PAUL DANO — | pierre bezukhov , David Sweat |
SHAMELESS — | Lip Gallagher |
AMERICAN HORROR STORY — | kai anderson , dandy mott , Harry Gardner , jeff pfister |
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER — | angel , spike |
UMBRELLA ACADEMY — | Diego Hargreaves , Klaus Hargreaves
CILLIAN MURPHY — | Thomas shelby , Jonathan Crane , Robert Fincher , Lenny Miller , Patricia kitty , jim |
MILES TELLER — | Bradley Bradshaw | (more to come) |
GAME OF THRONES — | Jon Snow | Deanerys Targaryen | Robb Stark | (lmk who else!<3)
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[ 1. ]- I write fluff, angst and smut, so you can request anything of that sort-
[ 2. ]- I am not comfortable with writing about sensitive and serious topics such as s//icide, r//pe, ab//se, but I may write character death or something similar
[ 3. ]- no reposting, please do not repost my edits/memes without any permission!
[ 4. ] I do not accept hate, if I get anything of the sort I will happily block you :)
[ 5. ] I write headcanons mostly so PLEASE specify if you want your request a headcanon or something else <3
[ 6. ] I only write for men and gender neutral reader's:) please don't send anything that isn't that, I won't write it then lol
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adorecline · 2 years
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rules and who i write for
RULES
1. i mainly write for she/her reader. i will do they/them reader. i might do he/him reader, but i'm not very good at it.
2. i always do y/n for imagines. i will take requests of course, but not with specific names. i try to have y/n be described as little as possible meaning no names and no specific traits. i want my writing to be able to let people imagine themselves.
3. if a celebrity or character is not listed as someone i write for, just ask! i can't promise i will write for everyone, but i will let you know!
4. i do not give anyone permission to copy or repost my work on here or any other websites. no translations either! likes and reblogs are greatly appreciated, but no stealing!!!
5. this is a safe space for everyone! so please no discrimination of any kind! if you are rude and disrespectful you will be blocked!
6. i do not write smut. i'm not good at it, so it's not happening. sorry, but i'll write just about anything else with some exceptions.
7. i will right for romantic pairings and platonic pairings (siblings, father/mother and daughter, best friend, etc)
8. i write blurbs and headcanons as well. you can just leave a scenario/concept in an ask!
9. when requesting Social Media AU's please include who you would like as the faceclaim
10. please please please give me details in your requests! it doesn't have to be a lot, but i need a little info to help me write your requests!
who i write for
THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL
Miriam "Midge" Maisel
Lenny Bruce
STREAMERS
Valkyrae
MARVEL
Natasha Romanoff
Yelena Belova (platonic only)
Wanda Maximoff
Bucky Barnes
Pietro Maximoff
Maria Hill
Sharon Carter
Thena
Ajak
Gwen Stacy
Steve Rogers
Tony Stark
T'Challa Udaku
Thor Odinson
Sam Wilson
Scott Lang
Andrew!Peter Parker
Tobey!Peter Parker
Tom!Peter Parker
Wade Wilson
Clint Barton
Bruce Banner
Eddie Brock
Carol Danvers
Hope van Dyne
Pepper Potts
Karli Morgenthau
Kate Bishop
America Chavez
Darcy Lewis
Jane Foster
Valkyrie
May Parker
Melina Vostokoff
Lady Sif
THE BATMAN
Bruce Wayne
Selina Kyle
SCREAM FRANCHISE
Sidney Prescott
Gale Weathers
Dewey Riley
Tatum Riley
Stu Macher
CRIMINAL MINDS (platonic only)
Penelope Garcia
Derek Morgan
Jennifer Jareau
Emily Prentiss
Spencer Reid
Aaron Hotchner
David Rossi
Elle Greenaway
Luke Alvez
Alex Blake
Matt Simmons
Tara Lewis
Kate Callahan
Stephen Walker
80s/90s
Tim LaFlour
Dallas Winston
Sodapop Curtis
Ponyboy Curtis
Rachel Green
Monica Geller
Phoebe Buffay
Cher Horowitz
Winona Ryder
Alicia Silverstone
Matthew Lillard
Rose McGowan
Neve Campbell
Keanu Reeves
EUPHORIA
Maddy Perez
Lexi Howard
STRANGER THINGS
Robin Buckley
Max Mayfield
Lucas Sinclair
Nancy Wheeler
Joyce Byers
PRETTY LITTLE LIARS
Hanna Marin
Emily Fields
Spencer Hastings
Aria Montgomery
Allison DiLaurentis
TWILIGHT
Rosalie Hale
Alice Cullen
Jasper Hale
CELEBRITIES
Madelyn Cline
Madison Bailey
Rudy Pankow
Jonathan Daviss
Drew Starkey
Vanessa Hudgens
Ashley Benson
Scarlett Johansson
Elizabeth Olsen
Florence Pugh
Hailee Steinfeld
Cobie Smulders
Blake Lively
Leighton Meester
Alexa Demie
Austin Butler
Olivia DeJonge
Ryan Reynolds (daughter!reader only)
Ana de Armas
Sadie Sink
Maya Hawke
Kaia Gerber
Eva Cudmore
KARJENNER!READER
Alexa Demie
Olivia DeJonge
Kaia Gerber
Vanessa Hudgens
MISCELLANEOUS
Rodrick Heffley
Austin!Elvis Presley
Olivia!Priscilla Presley
Hermione Granger
Ruby McDaniel (American Horror Stories)
Blair Waldorf
Serena van der Woodsen
Lisa Rowe
Susanna Kaysen
Dwayne Hoover
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Jean (I'm Your Woman)
Alaska Young
Donna Sheridan (Mamma Mia 2)
Fiona Gallagher
Mandy Milkovich
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