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doomspaniels · 1 month
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You sure you want to bring that toy with you, kiddo? You know you'll just put it down when the sniffs get too good, then you'll have to run back out and grab it. (of course that's half the fun!)
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Well, as predicted, you left your toy! Gwyn! Toy! Go get toy! That's my girl, good job honey.
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(Lest you think that's a smug, superior expression from Tristan, he's also holding a bottlecap. But he handed it to me when he was ready to put it down. I gave it back as we were going inside.)
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k-eke · 2 months
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Little pianist 🎵
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doccywhomst · 6 months
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one-time-i-dreamt · 5 months
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thinking about the guy who bought his fiancée the Dyson Airblade instead of Airwrap (so a hand dryer instead of a multi-styler for hair) and the guy who got his gf the toy Dyson Airwrap set for children thinking it was the real thing on a huge sale
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1-800-dreamgirl · 9 days
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this is what everyone has been saying!! no one is looking at celebrities for political statements, but they should and must use their platform to amplify the voices of those who need and most importantly be against this genocide!!
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notquiteaghost · 7 months
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"it's okay, i can peel back the layers of you until i find the soft and gentle core of you you've had to work so hard to hide"? no. no, it's okay, i know you're hollow; i'm here anyway. you don't have to pretend it isn't masks the whole way down. whatever face you want to wear, i still love you. i don't need you to be good or unflinching or the antonym of violence. if i did, i wouldn't be here. i wouldn't ask that of you.
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iamnotajackolantern · 6 months
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tell me you ‘forgot’ a condom but youll only put the tip in, then that feels so good you put it all in and promise to pull out, eventually i lose count of how many loads youve dumped in me but it feels so good and its too late to stop you now
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pjoseries · 6 months
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actually you have a mama's boy and then you have whatever the hell percy jackson is because that kid PRAYED to his MOM instead of his father who's an actual god .
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plushiepalz · 4 months
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me and who
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legbootlegit · 8 months
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This is how you make something pretty, let me know if you have any questions
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sovietpostcards · 1 month
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Vintage wind-up toy bear (USSR, 1920s-30s)
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ragsy · 8 months
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i don't need to explain myself you all know what i'm talkin about
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miagoreprincess · 15 days
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Would you use me daddy?
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lavendervirgos · 24 days
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Breeding as a concept? Amazing
Mentions of breeding/getting pregnant during dirty talk? Outstanding
Real life pregnancy? No. Horrifying. Never. Hard pass. Worst thing imaginable.
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ki11ykat · 1 month
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Back again 😘
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planet-nox · 9 months
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wearing no panties around the house 24/7 so you can bend me over and breed me whenever you like
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