#tua crack

[hoss-bonaventure]

my favorite thing about klaus is how inadvertently useful he is. he’s not even trying to help out or be a team player, yet he ends up being the 2nd most productive sibling in getting shit done. luther and diego run around acting like headless chickens constantly, and klaus just walks on screen looking like he just came back from hell (which isn’t far off from the truth) like “hey, here’s an extremely vital piece of information you guys have spent the past 3 episodes looking for—i’m gonna get wasted now.”

#it’s so funny to me how this season five and klaus were CARRYING #and five was on a mission and cracking codes and chasing down suspects #and klaus is crying and (one again) dealing with unresolved childhood trauma #tua #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #the sparrow academy #sloane hargreeves #ben hargreeves

[dandelionyolk]

‘if the umbrella academy had mobile phones each season would be a single episode’

luther fell for a 419 scam, five is a boomer, klaus would charge his to an absolute maximum of 13% and diego would instantly be addicted to candy crush, the only thing on that group chat would be allison’s wordle scores

#and let’s be honest she’d have them all blocked by episode 6 #klaus’ screen is 10% glass 90% crack #viktor gave up when luther confused imessage with google #five could absolutely use one if he wanted to but he refuses on principle #the umbrella academy #tua #tua season three #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves

[blue-saaaaargent]

Thinking about how so much crazy shit happened this season that no one is even talking about klaus making an enemy of the entire amish community and having to run for his life from them

#like it doesn’t even crack the top ten #klaus hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua spoilers #tua

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Diego throwing knives round corners is all well and good but for once I’d like him to throw something completely unhinged

For example one Hargreeves family Christmas Luther winds him up so much Diego cracks and just lobs the entire Christmas tree at him. It chases him through the Academy’s halls dropping baubles and tinsel in its wake

Imagine Reg sitting in his study and suddenly a whole ass tree flys by and hes just like “fascinating” and jots it down

#alison is trying to rumour a tree to stop flying #klaus is screaming cause he spent so long putting the decorations up #viktor doesnt know what all the crashing about is #five blinks out of the way just in time not to get impailed #ben saw the drama go down and is cracking up #tua shitpost #tua #the umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves

[non-plutonian-druid]

Behold my magnum opus: Five and Lila should have a dance scene together and i will die on this hill

the concept behind this video is threefold:

1. Lila should get to have a getting-ready-for-a-day-of-crime montage set to a pop song. she deserves it

2. Five and Lila’s arcs are going to be in conversation with each other this season and if they’re not they should be

3. there is no world where Lila is a less dorky dancer than the Hargreeves

#the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy #five hargreeves #lila pitts #ok now that we're in the tags #FUCK YEAH #JUST UnDER THE WIRE #SeASON threE IS IN T MINUS 2 HOURS BUT I DID TECHNICALLY GET THIS OUT BEFORE IT AIRS #this will be BURIED but i have achieved my goal and that is the important thing #my shift key is wigging out for some reason so just picture all the random lowercase letters as my voice cracking lol

[oneirataxia-girl]

oc new years challenge 2023~2024 ⇝ day two

I Polish Up Real Nice ft. Mirage Carmichael/Five Hargreeves

"You know that I'm not the type you should waste your time on."/"Too bad, you're the only one I want."

x

this is a remake of a gifspam about a year old, it's under the cut along with some notes about Mirage's evolution!!

Mirage Mirage Mirage... when I first created her, I simply wanted a self-insert oc to ship with Five bc I am In Love with the grumpy old man. As I delved deeper into her relationship with Five though, I realized that I had to give Mirage her own problems and challenges, she couldn't just be Five's lover because in my interpretation of his character, Five isn't the kind of person to just fall in love with a pretty sassy girl, he has to be able to connect with the person, and he has to have a love interest that's competent in their own way, being able to stand up on their own two feet without Five coddling their every move. The first-ever ideas for Mirage were basically just "Kaz Brekker but make her do government-ish stuff, assassin, targeted by the Handler and nearly gets killed by her, aversion to touch" Absolutely no notes on her relationship with the other two kids that were adopted by AJ -- Emmy and Telepath -- and an entire google doc dedicated to her and Five oneshots

yeah, I was whipped af lol

but after some time, in which I poked around in other fandoms and got "better" at creating backstories and motivation, I circled back to Mirage. I started thinking about what could've turned someone who was groomed to be AJ's successor, someone who was only taught the basics of fighting before the Handler came, into an assassin who bided her time until she could finally regain control of the Commission? I realized something that was very much inspired by a certain Marvel show that someone might have heard me complaining that I neglected the plot bunny I made for it (I swear I'll do it next year) was literally perfect for Mirage, it's a play on her name and power, and it fills in all the plot holes I ignored in the first few drafts of her story. So yeah, that's basically the story of Mirage's evolution, along with her faceclaim change due to me admitting that pairing someone in their late twenties with a teenager is just... weird and uncomfortable to me lol; Mirage is one of the first ocs I ever introduced on here, and she's also one of my most constant brainworms, like literally I can talk about her any time and place because there's so much to share about her asldaksda

the enabler's call: @arrthurpendragon, @bibaybe, @daughter-of-melpomene, @auxiliarydetective, @starcrossedjedis, @fakedatings, @carmens-garden, @nightmaresart -- want to be added? shoot me an ask!!

#onyc2023 #oc: mirage carmichael #ship: firage #otp: of cracked shards and bloodied palms #we do not talk about the gifspam #i am so upset with it but it is what it is #until i find a quicker way to make gifs from scratch i'll have to make do #pls tell me there is progress asdkjasd #idc if its a lie #tua oc #the umbrella academy oc #the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy #fyeahocsofcolor #pococs #ochub #ocapp #ocappreciation #allaboutocs #alvita's edits

[sparklyeyedhimbo]

the eclipse is a comedy [sadly spoilers ahead because it makes it even more fun] 1/?

@flanasmythes

#the eclipse the series #mygifs #eclipseiscomedy #they were idiots from the beginning #and tua in the back #HE KNEW #he KNEW IT #the eclipse #akkayan #as i said spoilers ahead #i am sorry to all that haven't seen this masterpiece yet #but WATCH IT #bl memes #the eclipse crack

[ryugujitr]

🤧damn😩Five🫡you💖so🗿vicious🫣you🤭so😚clean🗡so😵‍💫delicious🥴how🤡come🙀you👀aint🌜got🌛no🚫missus😨count👹that🫰paper💐count🌬them🤗riches💸

#PINNED BECAUSE I LOVE HIM HAHAHAHAHA #the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves #no.5 #five hargreeves x y/n #five hargreeves x reader #five hargreeves x reader crack #five hargreeves x reader fluff #dolores tua #crack #fluff #i love him too much #FIVE BRAINROT #dolores doesnt count

[trapperskeeper]

He thinks he's so funny 😭😭

#he was cracking himself up #i bet anything mike mcdaniel put him up to it lol #he seems like the type to just have a random polaroid camera lying around #somewhere in seething sweltering darkness brian flores senses a disturbance in the force #somewhere somehow tua tagovailoa is having fun and being happy?! #this is a war crime #football should be nothing but pain betrayal and misery! #how dare they! #i don't care what anyone says that man is evil #everyday i thank the football gods for our sweet sweet cinnamon roll mike mcdaniel #we must protect him at all costs #tua tagovailoa #miami dolphins

[moody-and-mad]

here we go again, another day another cringe(?) couple I was stuck with.

I think everyone knows the umbrella academy, right?

well....

i used to ship Klaus and Diego together...

i mean, it wasn't so bad because they would have had potential in another universe, but dude they are like brothers...

but nowadays there are a lot of teen girls who love step brothers and sisters trope, so DO NOT JUDGE ME

and in the series Allison and Luther had something too so maybe it wasn't so cringe ...

idk what do u think guys?

#theumbrellacademyedit #the umbrella academy #tua fanfic #tua #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #klaus and diego #kliego #crack ship #idk if i like this ship or no #what if

[90s-html-lesbians]

in a no powers au, several years prior to lila & diego meeting, allison & lila were doing shooting for the same mini series and the two had a brief fling

#tua #the umbrella academy #allison hargreeves #lila pitts #diego hargreeves #this is mostly crack #because the thought of allison & lila’s awkward realization is hillarious #but also because i think allison & lila as exes is an interesting concept eith lots of potential #allisonlila #lilaallison #headcanons #hcs

[fourfuckinghorsemen]

Are you aware that you're a poor little meow meow?

A what?

#Ask #Tua rp #Tua rp blog #Are my anons doing crack?

[taiturner]

I've just never had my ass handed to me like that before.

#luther hargreeves #tuaedit #the umbrella academy #tua #theumbrellacademyedit #brellygifs #dailynetflix #tua spoilers #tua s3 spoilers #tuas3 #* #tua301 #me when a character cracks their back: rep for chronic back pain so true

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Five: Coffee?

Klaus: A coffee? At this hour? Mon frère I’d never get to sleep again

Five: Haven’t you smoked crack?

Klaus: Caffeine is next level

#caffeine fucks me up more anyway #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #tua #klaus hargreeves #tua shitpost #tua incorrect quotes #not done crack that I know of #but I can do coke #but a tea after 3pm??? #no #impossible

[nonbinarycryptic]

Welcome to part 3 of crack crossovers with Crypt.

Today's crossover: The Umbrella Academy and Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children.

#stfu malic #the umbrella academy #miss peregrines home for peculiar children #tua #mphfpc #crack crossover

[littlerit]

Headcanon: Diego would be a sick drummer. He's got rhythm, he's go coordination, and he could set up extra crashes and other drums away from his kit and just throw sticks at them that he keeps in his knife harness.

#Tua #Crack theory? #diego hargreeves